Survivor 11/30: Dumber, Dumberest, & Dumbesterer (aka Parv, Can, Adam) [Archive]

jampony

11-30-2006, 09:04 PM

After all of that, they STILL didn't believe Yul had the HII. How dumb are they? Do they honestly think they can outwit the wittiest? Apparently so.. stupid Parvati.

And when they showed the idol to Parvati she said "looks authentic" as if Yul somehow found a compass on the island and fashioned himself his own hidden immunity idol. Stupid Parvati!!! I was really hoping that Becky would send her to exile island since it said the chosen one would have to leave immediately and Parvati was right in the middle of her bath and hadn't even started eating the cake. How sad that would have been for her. :devil:

But didn't little Becky look like a cold-hearted, calculating little biyotch when she chose Candace to go. Hee hee. :devil2:

mangos

11-30-2006, 09:37 PM

They are a stupid bunch BUT...I have a nervous feeling about Yul. I kinda think that now he'll HAVE to bring Jonathan to the final 2 in order to win, because the 3 idiots won't vote for him against anyone else, and Nate probably won't either. Maybe Yul feels like he can get the votes of Jenny and Brad since they started out together, but I think it will be much harder for him to win now.

IJustWatch

11-30-2006, 09:41 PM

And when they showed the idol to Parvati she said "looks authentic" as if Yul somehow found a compass on the island and fashioned himself his own hidden immunity idol. Stupid Parvati!!! I was really hoping that Becky would send her to exile island since it said the chosen one would have to leave immediately and Parvati was right in the middle of her bath and hadn't even started eating the cake.

Foreal.. as if Yul whittled a functioning compass out of coconut shells just to show her. I thought she was going to say Parvati too...I can't believe she's never caught a fish or at least learned how to gut one. And all 3 of them spooning under the hut, then getting mad at the rest for not sharing is just ridiculous. I laughed at Jonathan's comment that 1mil wouldn't help her out in life.

I think Jonathan needs to learn the art of shutting up. He wouldn't be so bad if he just knew when to stop talking. Candice "handling the situation" was pretty pointless too - "No one here likes you, they told me when you weren't around." How elementary was that? It was like a confrontation at recess.

And how about Nate's ANNOYING ASS facial expressions during TC? I hope that Jenny, Rebecca, and Brad come together and pretty much talk some sense into the rest of the group so that they don't believe Yul is trying to mastermind the entire game. I felt bad for him when Candice backed him into a corner - even though I thought he did say that Jonathan was "selfish," he also said he was rational which is the truth.

Although he hesitated for a minute, I don't doubt that Yul would say that to Jonathan's face sans the rude confrontation. However, the way Candice prefaced the criticism made Yul out to be the bad guy. I bet he had a headache trying to explain to those dumbasses that it wasn't so easy to just vote off Jonathan. Where's Cao Boi when you need a red dot?

Lizardqueen

12-01-2006, 04:04 AM

What a bunch of self righteous asswipes! The former Raro tribe is unbelieveable. Adam has got to be one of the most repulsive creatures on the planet (though I confess it was kinda hot when he was yanking himself over the pontoons, but that's it! That's the only time, I swear! And we didn't have to see his ugly monkey face whilst he flexed...) I'm surprised that they seemingly got away with all that shit talking at Tribal Council. The juries are always too stupid to discern the information. If I may quote CT's own Dr. Henry Lee "Mountain of DNA evidence is too high for jury mind to climb."

I'm a fan of Jonathan, but if there is something we've learned watching Survivor through the years, you must HUMBLY eat your food. My distaste for Candace made me not even consider the yanking Poverty out of the bath option. That would have been beautiful. It's surprising that so many of the people were afraid to spend the money. The Prober said that the auction could end at any time, and it did.

So, will Adam spend the rest of his time on Survivor making out with Poverty now that Candace is gone? Let's hope not because his ape mouth + her retarded vampire mouth = me vomiting.

HoneyBunny

12-01-2006, 05:42 AM

Adam slips her the tongue but not the Immunity...
ahhh, true love ~

hb

Lizardqueen

12-01-2006, 05:57 AM

Adam slips her the tongue but not the Immunity...
ahhh, true love ~

hb

Ugh. Can you imagine if they breed? The horror!!!:(

Krizzatch

12-01-2006, 06:59 AM

I thought it was hilarious that right after Candam got done with their hideous display, Jeff points out, "maybe if he gave you the immunity idol, it would have been love..." I laughed out loud at that comment. Love Jeff and his salty ways.

All of the old Raro is so self-righteous and lazy - - I would have done exactly what they did when they ate without those losers in the tent. Then Candace has the cojones to come out and whine that they didn't invite them to dinner. I'm glad she's gone - If things were my way, she'd have to spend the remainder of the show on Exile island, so she can bawl some more about how she misses Adam... :wacko:

Come to think of it, who are they going to send to Exile, now that Candace is gone? She was the go-to pick.

Even though she probably has no chance, I'm pulling for Becky. I have a teensy girl-crush on her.

angiemarie

12-01-2006, 07:00 AM

So, will Adam spend the rest of his time on Survivor making out with Poverty now that Candace is gone? Let's hope not because his ape mouth + her retarded vampire mouth = me vomiting.

I am so glad someone else noticed how freakin' weird their mouths are! I though I was being overly critical. Everytime Parvati smiles, she has to show every tooth in her head, so unattractive.

Another good episode, this season is really shaping up to be a doozy. The 3 Raro kids complaining because the smart kids were bullying them because they had the numbers. That was a hoot. I hope that Adam and Parvati are the next to go, they are so boring. Could you please leave the tent and do something? Scheme, fish, get water, anything?

Jonathan is a jerk, but at least he is good T.V. And his flipping probably saved Yul and Ozzy until the final four.

And Nate has to be the most obnoxious jury member ever. Just sit there and listen, dumbass, your camera time is over.

Pegster

12-01-2006, 08:03 AM

This episode rocked. I thought it was hysterical that Candace came out to yell at the Aitu's for eating the fish (which Jonathan had caught) after yelling at him to put down Adam's bloody coconut!! And can anything ruffle Yul? Candace went a little psycho and he still held himself together. I'm loving Yul more and more every ep. He is the most level headed, articulate person to EVER play this game. He won't make the final two if the others smarten up.

And for some odd reason I'm starting to really like Jonathan. Even after he acted like an ass at the auction. He's really starting to grow on me for some reason.

I'm just sad that this was our last "Candace crying on Exhile" episode. These were my favorite moments...

And what was with the Freddy Krueger sweater, Nate?? Geesh.

jampony

12-01-2006, 08:18 AM

This episode rocked. I thought it was hysterical that Candace came out to yell at the Aitu's for eating the fish (which Jonathan had caught) after yelling at him to put down Adam's bloody coconut!!
I totally forgot about the coconut! Those assholes.

And can anything ruffle Yul? Candace went a little psycho and he still held himself together.
Does anyone get the impression that the way Yul has been acting is a little out of character for him? Like maybe in real life he's a little more meek and not at all confrontational? He just looks a little uncomfortable with some of the crap that's been going on. If he is normally not this forcefull, he's handling himself really well, which just makes me adore him even more. :wub:

zevonia

12-01-2006, 08:44 AM

I wonder if the jury members go to the same place as the previously ousted tribe mates? 'Cause that would mean Candass is now in sequesterville with Metal Head Billy who thinks they made a love connection. What fun!:D

Lizardqueen

12-01-2006, 11:03 AM

This episode rocked. I thought it was hysterical that Candace came out to yell at the Aitu's for eating the fish (which Jonathan had caught) after yelling at him to put down Adam's bloody coconut!!

And for some odd reason I'm starting to really like Jonathan. Even after he acted like an ass at the auction. He's really starting to grow on me for some reason.

I hadn't even thought about the coconut incident! That doubles my disgust.

I've always liked Jonathan, not sure why. I think at the auction he was just being himself. He acted how one would act if they were comfortable in a community. People resent his comfort, I happen to admire it. Note that these same people are comfortable sitting on their asses and shit talking him. I was really unimpressed with how easily the Aitu's were drawn into the Raro's baseless drama. Of course I'm unimpressed, in general, with how the people on Survivor perceive one another.

Pinky

12-01-2006, 11:22 AM

So, will Adam spend the rest of his time on Survivor making out with Poverty now that Candace is gone? Let's hope not because his ape mouth + her retarded vampire mouth = me vomiting.
The fact that any of them are making out after not brushing their teeth for 30 days is a vomitfest.

gretcheepoo

12-01-2006, 11:48 AM

Oh man... when Becky got to send Candace to Exile AND take the rest of her money, I almost exploded with joy. As much as her whining & crying grates on my nerves, I derive a lot of pleasure from it too.

As for the food incident, it wasn't even that they weren't sharing. She initially seemed pissed that they didn't "invite" them out for food. It just shows you the laziness and arrogance of those three. They knew Johnathan had caught fish and they all got up to start the fire, gut and cook it. For them to eat would simply been as easy as getting up out of the tent and walking down to where they were. I highly doubt they wouldn't have given them food if they walked down there when it was ready... that would have been a whole different type of confrontation that I don't think even Jonathan wanted to have. He usually goes the passive-aggressive route.

I don't know why Yul is so worried about the jury. Unless one of the Raro tribe manages to survive, Nate, Candace, Adam & Parvati are going to have to vote for someone they don't like. Then it boils down to do you pick someone who really played the game or someone who benefited from the ride? Also consider that when the discussion was taking place, 3 of the 4 people on the jury THEY screwed over? Remember, it's a larger jury, so they'll only have three for sure and that's not even close to win.

Oh I hated the Nate facial expression montage as well. And the fact that they all seem in disbelief... even after SEEING the freakin' idol... that Yul found it. Ah, it was a thing of beauty. My husband thinks that Yul is getting uppity because he didn't understand why he had to rub the immunity idol in their face. I think that Raro's continued arrogance just got to him and he wanted them to know that "yes he did find it and going to Exile for you is just all about pain". Also a signal that if they did try to organize a coup against him, it simply wouldn't matter. Truth is, if Raro was HALF as smart as they think they are, they would quit trying to scare Yul about jury votes... they simply threaten his closest ally, Becky. The "we can't touch you, but we'll take out your best girl" can be very effective.

P.S. As much as I like Yul, he has started assuming that he is going to make the final two. The way he was talking to Becky was a little full of himself... but I still like him. :)

gretcheepoo

12-01-2006, 11:52 AM

The fact that any of them are making out after not brushing their teeth for 30 days is a vomitfest.

And every single one passed on the dental supplies too. If I knew I was going to be making out, I'd definitely want at least the mouthwash... and some for the person I'd be kissing too. ICK! :tooth:

IJustWatch

12-01-2006, 12:05 PM

I don't know... maybe because I hold Yul in the highest regard, he can do no wrong in my eyes. I DO, however, think that maybe he seems more arrogant now because he is practically being forced to be more vocal. Sundra and Becky are just sitting back, and Ozzy is going with the flow. Yul is the only one who will speak on behalf of Aitu - which makes him seem like the "puppet master."

In fact, Aitu is just playing the game in the best way they can - by not stirring up drama, and just letting things happen. It's Raro who can't shut up about this and that, squeezing drama out of Aitu so that they can feel better. Of course if Candace, Adam, and Parvati are saying, "Jonathan is selfish and he's a rat. I don't like him. I bet he's out to get all you Aitu as well!" then that will illicit a comment of, "Well you might be right.." from Aitu. THEN Candace, Adam, and Parvati will go run to Jonathan saying, "Aitu said you were selfish and a rat and that they don't like you!" Well if you want to put words in my mouth, go ahead.

I'm glad that all of us here can clearly see how badly Raro played themselves on tv.

Parvati is all gums. Did you see her winking at Nate? Disgusting.

Question - can Yul only use the HII once?

jampony

12-01-2006, 12:17 PM

And every single one passed on the dental supplies too. If I knew I was going to be making out, I'd definitely want at least the mouthwash... and some for the person I'd be kissing too. ICK! :tooth:

Jonathan got the toothbrush and mouthwash, didn't he? I thought that's what he was gargling with after his HUGE meal (not that it helped with the pepperoni breath, though!).

zevonia

12-01-2006, 12:48 PM

The Hii must be given to Jeff when it's used so he can only use it once.

[QUOTE=jampony;26361]Jonathan got the toothbrush and mouthwash, didn't he? I thought that's what he was gargling with after his HUGE meal (not that it helped with the pepperoni breath, though!).

I think Becky could smell pepperoni because of Jonathon's belch. It wasn't his breath so much as the gas he expelled from his stomach.

roob

12-01-2006, 01:00 PM

I think Becky could smell pepperoni because of Jonathon's belch. It wasn't his breath so much as the gas he expelled from his stomach.

I loved how they were all pissy with him, even though he was the only one who understood how to play the auction game. I think Yul is great, but for fuck's sake, sack up and spend some money on some food!

Jonathan managed to purchase a hot dog, fries and a beer, a pizza, and the oral hygiene fun pak for $500, and Adam and Yul didn't spend a dime (other than the money Yul lent Becky). You don't get to take the cash home!

Lizardqueen

12-01-2006, 01:42 PM

[QUOTE=IJustWatch;26360]Parvati is all gums. Did you see her winking at Nate? Disgusting.

[QUOTE]

Oh my god! So. Fucking. Gross.
Her screencap says she's a boxer. I hadn't noticed that before, but I laughed my ass off. Boy if I got a chance with that twig...

Lizardqueen

12-01-2006, 01:43 PM

gretcheepoo

12-01-2006, 01:59 PM

Jonathan got the toothbrush and mouthwash, didn't he? I thought that's what he was gargling with after his HUGE meal (not that it helped with the pepperoni breath, though!).

Yeah he did. The shot before commercial break was something I could have lived without.

I was referring to the three that are/were canoodling with each other. Parvati may not be kissing anyone, but with all of the snuggling and ass grabbing going on, they are close enough to get a blast of stank breath to the face.

Sorry for the first confusing message.

gretcheepoo

12-01-2006, 02:07 PM

I loved how they were all pissy with him, even though he was the only one who understood how to play the auction game. I think Yul is great, but for fuck's sake, sack up and spend some money on some food!

Jonathan managed to purchase a hot dog, fries and a beer, a pizza, and the oral hygiene fun pak for $500, and Adam and Yul didn't spend a dime (other than the money Yul lent Becky). You don't get to take the cash home!

I was wondering if they got to keep the cash or not. I couldn't remember what all the rules are (have the stomach flu and expended all my energy dancing around when they sent Candace to Exile Island).

I agree with you that Jonathan knew how to play the game. I couldn't figure out what they were waiting for... unless they thought there would be letters from home. Actually, I'm surprised there weren't any messages from the loved ones.

t-bag

12-01-2006, 03:55 PM

Alright, I'll admit it, I'm a fan of Parvati. I don't know what it is. I love her confessionals and most of the things she says. Okay, maybe I know a little of what it is. A bath and shampoo suited her very well. So I'll be loathe to see her go, but go she must.

I'm worried for Yul. Adam and Parvati won't be able to do any maneuvering, so I feel after these past four exciting episodes, we're going to get two not surprising ones. But once it's down to the final five, I'm going to be nervous for Yul. I mean, if I had any sense, I'd get a majority to vote for Yul in one of these next two tribal councils. Just to insure that, yes, Adam or Parvati go, but Yul no longer has the cushion of the immunity idol. Because between Yul's idol and Ozzy winning 98% of the time, Sundra and Becky are in a rather precarious position in their alliance. Particularly Sundra, since she doesn't have a final-two alliance with Yul.

Which brings me to the question of final two. According to the panicky threats of the former Raro members, he no longer has their votes for a million dollars. But does he really? Because that would be incredibly airheaded of them to vote for Becky if it came down to Yul versus Becky. The only person left I could see having even a chance of beating Yul in the final two is Ozzy. And as much as the temptation would be to keep Jonathan around and face him in the final two for an assured victory, I don't think Yul would do it. For one, he'd never betray Becky, and two, you never know if the jury would have enough time to cool off to listen to Jonathan's pleas of, "I outwitted everyone," and give him the million.

My point is: Candice is a crybaby and they need to start implementing sarcastic Probst commentary voice-overs throughout the entire show.

tadpole

12-01-2006, 04:40 PM

I was so annoyed when Candice was mouthing off to Jonathan. She's just pure immature evil. She played this entire game like a stupid mean teenager. Scary she wants to go into the medical field. I want either Yul or Ozzy to win but have to admit Yul dissapointed me a little this last episode. He shouldnt be so concerned about the Rarotards and to openly assume he'll be in the final two was little too arrogant.

JulieM

12-01-2006, 04:40 PM

That was heaven when Candace got sent to exile and then voted out. I'm so glad Aitu stuck together and got rid of Candace instead of Johnny.

Pavarti spooning Adam...oh ick. Is she that desperate. I can't wait to see if they are smooching...shudder...now that Candace is gone.

That had to be the best show since Rupert stole the shoes!

tadpole

12-01-2006, 05:30 PM

JulieM, it was heaven. I didnt think Becky would pick Candice, but was so glad she did. My husband and I were laughing. You have to wonder as the Raro4 watch the episodes with the rest of population what they're thinking. Wonder if they regret being lazy and obnoxious. My guess is they are the same outside of Survivor. Wonder if they check out the forums. So many questions. Okay I need to go feed my kid.

B-Side

12-01-2006, 05:52 PM

Hey guys -- FYI -- I've been working on the recap but it's so hard to write on fridays. it'll be up as soon as possible!

zoobabe

12-01-2006, 06:10 PM

Hey guys -- FYI -- I've been working on the recap but it's so hard to write on fridays. it'll be up as soon as possible!

Thanks B! It was a great episode. This season it by far the best in a LONG time.

I really did not agree with Yul revealing to the Raro knuckleheads that he has the idol, since I would have liked to have seen them keep searching for it. I don't think that his reveal was out of arrogance, but from a sense of decency and honesty to let the others know that they're wasting their time searching. I really hope that he doesn't let them get to him about their jury votes. people always say that when they're bitter about being voted out, and in Raro's case- they are obviously VERY bitter. Yul SHOULD be in the final two, and he's in prime position to be- but he cannot ASSUME that he will be b/c Jonathan is a good schemer. sundra and Ozzy should take heart in knowing that if they DO keep Jonathan until a final five, they can use him to swing the votes against Yul and Becky if they want to. Most important for the Aitu members is to STICK TOGETHER until they HAVE to cut one of their own loose. It's worked so far, why mess with a good thing?

I loathe Adam...absolutely LOATHE him.:thumbdown:

tadpole

12-01-2006, 06:52 PM

B-side, so whatever happened to the merge episode recap???

mangos

12-01-2006, 07:37 PM

B-side, so whatever happened to the merge episode recap???

Yeah I've been looking for it everyday, that was one of the best episodes of the season imo, and I've been so excited for the recap:D

B-Side

12-01-2006, 07:48 PM

Merge episode recap happened on Thanksgiving. With all the traveling and whatnot, it's kind of gotten lost in the shuffle. Hey, I gotta have a break sometime!

subgenre

12-02-2006, 09:29 AM

I think I would rather die than go see Dr. CandICK. Here's to a thriving medical pratice, Princess.

The best part of seeing Nate on the jury is that he was fully clothed. Mark Burnett was kind enough to blur his ass crack but what was up with his smoothly waxed pelvic region? Yuck. And I am a straight female, btw, so ya'd think that'd be okay. It weren't. Not at all. :pinch:

How awesome was it to see the "cool kids" be ostracized? As a long-time fan of Survivor, I would normally expect the Raro idjits to be running this game. Could it have been the Racial Twist this season that, along with melatonin-level diversity, also brought personality diversity and IQ diversity? Seriously. In a "normal" season of Survivor, it's usually the dumbtwits like Adam and CandICK who go all the way.

And, no, B-side, there is no excuse for slacking off on your recaps. Don't you know that TVgasm has now become not only a lifestyle but a life line for many of us out here in the cruel void of true Reality? (Btw, Happy Thanksgiving!)

silentfire

12-02-2006, 01:38 PM

I cracked up at Jeffs comment regarding adamn not giving candace immunity. Same when it was revealed that becky would not only take all candaces money but also send her to exile island. Im hoping its Ozzy in the final 2, but I really hope he doesn't put that much trust into Yul and has made some form of plan to either kick him out or becky. Im more afraid of Becky then Yul, she seems to be more manipulative given the right opportunity, Yul on the other hand seems just too nice to pull it off.

Tabby Lavalamp

12-03-2006, 08:32 AM

Question - can Yul only use the HII once?

Ohhh, that would make it waaaaay too powerful if it could be used more than once.

zoobabe

12-04-2006, 05:45 AM

to whoever asked the question a few pages ago about if Candace would be sequestered with her "love" Billy, no she wouldn't b/c they only sequester the jury members.:)

t-bag

12-04-2006, 10:18 AM

Is it me, or does Rebecca look really bored all through Tribal Council? Watch her when they keep showing Nate's crazy reactions. She looks like she's sick of everybody.

campfiregirl

12-04-2006, 02:45 PM

Is it me, or does Rebecca look really bored all through Tribal Council? Watch her when they keep showing Nate's crazy reactions. She looks like she's sick of everybody.

She looked that way at camp too!

You have to give it up for Jonathon. All those simpletons picking at him and he still maintained his dignity. Candunce should be ashamed of herself. He was always supportive and nice to her and her way to pay it back was to try to backstab him and throw a hissy fit.

I'm hoping Ozzy and Jonathon will work together and maybe turn the game again?

chick110

12-06-2006, 05:44 AM

So, how many people think that Poverty and Adumb will be cuddling in the next epi? Unless they wise up and start helping around camp, they're gonna be next. Either that, or they'll be kept around as the perfect person to go to the Final Two with. "Pick me who worked my ass off keeping people fed, or pick him/her who never did anything but lay around and only show effort for challenges and mealtimes..."

IJustWatch

12-06-2006, 05:39 PM

Is it me, or does Rebecca look really bored all through Tribal Council? Watch her when they keep showing Nate's crazy reactions. She looks like she's sick of everybody.

I don't think Rebecca's ever really shown any emotion throughout the whole game, only that one episode when she was afraid everyone was going to vote her off. She was dead weight.. all I think of when I see her is her shining moment when she swam the slowest and was laying on the sand the rest of the challenge, while Parvati swam back and forth.