I've never

[zoobabe]

Now that I'm reading all your stories, I've realized how many things I've never done- or places I've never been. How about you?

I've never been to Las Vegas
I've never made out with a celebrity
I've never been to Europe
I've never had a husband:( (this might be a good thing though)
I've never had a TiVo or the ability to watch the Clipgasms on my computer

[Firecat]

I've never driven a supercar
I've never been on tv
I've never fallen in Love

[zoobabe]

I've never driven a supercar
I've never been on tv
I've never fallen in Love

aww Firecat. Now you've made me feel better. I have two of your three!:p

[derder]

I've never had a child.
I've never flown a plane.
I've never eaten frog legs.
I've never tried Heroin.

[Firecat]

aww Firecat. Now you've made me feel better. I have two of your three!:p

lol...well, I have 2 of your 5.

[zoobabe]

^ good ones derder. Me neither.

I've never looked at porn on the internet.

( I did watch the Pamela and Tommy Lee show, but someone put that on a disc)

[zoobabe]

lol...well, I have 2 of your 5.

You've had a husband? Lucky you!:D

[Firecat]

You've had a husband? Lucky you!:D

rofl...touche.

[AvaMarie]

I've never been across the ocean.:(

I've never bungee-jumped.

I've never drove a supercar either... Firecat, what's that? Sports Car?

[Firecat]

I've never drove a supercar either... Firecat, what's that? Sports Car?

Yeah, but high-end and exotic (lambo, ferrari, zonda, carrera GT, Mclaren etc).

[Firecat]

I've never bungee-jumped.



Ditto, but I have skydived.

[Double L]

I've never snuck up on a terrorist and slit his throat with a utility knife

I've never been infected with the Avian Bird Flu or McPheever

I've never cooked a meal only using ingrediants found at a a gas station

I've never pressed a button in timely intervals

I've never found a magic gnome that grants me free trips courtsey of a corporate sponsor

I've never gotten drunk at a reunion and rambled incoherently

I've never been pixelated :(

[AvaMarie]

I see... Yeah, I guess my VW jetta doesn't count.:D

how do you post a new thread? You are from Orlando, right?

[AvaMarie]

I've never snuck up on a terrorist and slit his throat with a utility knife

I've never been infected with the Avian Bird Flu or McPheever

I've never cooked a meal only using ingrediants found at a a gas station

I've never pressed a button in timely intervals

I've never found a magic gnome that grants me free trips courtsey of a corporate sponsor

I've never gotten drunk at a reunion and rambled incoherently

I've never been pixelated :(



You sure are exact!

[Double L]

I've never eaten frog legs.

I have a major phobia of frogs... BUT I did get up enough courage to try fried frog legs at a chinese restaurant before... they taste like tiny fried chicken legs but everything tastes like chicken. :eek:

[Double L]

how do you post a new thread?

Go to the forum you want to post in. There should be a huge button that says "New Thread" at the top left side.

[AvaMarie]

Thanks Double L: I felt stupid, because I did the "Ohhhh" when I saw it. BTW, it's not that huge:)

[Firecat]

You are from Orlando, right?

I prefer to use "O-Town"...sounds a little cooler :p

[AvaMarie]

O-Town, just reminds me of the group (your celeb sighting, right)... I guess, I was confused, because it says your from Cuba.

[Firecat]

lol...I guess it can be confusing.

I've never changed the oil in my car (myself)

[Madam Pomfrey]

I've never seen Titanic

I've never eaten beets

I've never smoked crack

I've never worn cleats

[EdHill]

I've never seen Paris.

I've never killed an man that didn't deserve it.

I've never watched American Idol.

I've never found the phrase Yeah, Baby" from Austin powers to be funny. This counts especially when someone other than Mike Myers does it.

I've never been married.

I've never understood the appeal of Napoleon Dynamite. It's a movie that's funnier to quote than to actually watch.

I've never cheated on a girl.

I've never been caught wearing my mothers clothing singing "Embraceable You" while dancing with the cat. Never, ever ever.

[HoneyBunny]

I have never worn culottes.

I never thought a Chenbot would change my summers.

I have never been able to pass a shoe sale w/o at least a looksee.

[tvaholic]

I've never been married

I've never had a man serenade me with a boombox outside my bedroom window

I've never bungee-jumped, sky-dived, swam with sharks, or wore a bikini-but want to do all 4, preferably not at the same time

I've never passed up watching "Goonies" if I come across it on cable

I've never paid off the whole balance on a credit card bill

I've never gone a day at work without checking out TvGasm since I heard about the site

[Lyndsay]

I've never...
...been to Spain, Japan or Russia
...listened to Rush Limbaugh
...touched a celebrity
...carried a balance on my credit card(s)
...liked Tom Cruise
...eaten escargots or lobster (but I'm not like Kellie Pickler, I swear!)

[samynoodle]

I've never ...
had the chance to operate the clothing carousel thing dry cleaners have
broken a bone
learned to speak Italian
had a job where I couldn't wear jeans
eaten a peach or cottage cheese (texture issue)
made a cake from scratch

[Franuary]

I've never...

...been out of the United States. (I'm very sad about this one)
...been married or engaged. (I think I may have been "pre-engaged" or "promised" or something in high school, but it was total bs.)
...kissed another girl.
...driven a car that costs over $25,000.
...seen Paris Hilton's vagina.
...been admitted to a hospital. (other than when I was born)
...watched an episode of One Tree Hill.

[zoobabe]

"I've never understood the appeal of Napoleon Dynamite. It's a movie that's funnier to quote than to actually watch."

this one I agree with EdHill.


I've never:
watched any of the Mission Impossible movies, Spiderman movies, X-men movies, or Saw movies.
bungee-jumped, sky-dived, or swam with sharks
learned to drive a stick shift

I HAVE however ridden in a Porshe, and stood in a pit of rattlesnakes/copperheads/and cottonmouths:eek:

[jelliepair]

I have never

Passed up a chance to post a comment on Tvgasm
Missed a meal
Loved anyone as much as I love my son (sorry hubby)
Been as proud of anyone as I am my son
Successfully quit smoking
Lost enough weight to feel good about it
Not watched Pretty Woman or Shawshenk Redemption (no matter how many times I have seen them)
Eaten a mushroom (fungus issue)
Quit while I'm ahead

[chick110]

I've never:

-shroomed
-eaten worms
-seen E.T. (though I've ridden the ride at Universal)
-been away from North America (have made Canada, Mexico and the Caribbean)
-cheated on my husband

[zoobabe]

E.T. is a great movie chick. You have to see it!

[msCCRN]

I've never:

Been to Europe
Never seen Platoon or the Deer Hunter (I know, what planet am I from?)
Had a child
Backed away from a fight if it's something I really believe in
Cooked a live lobster
Seen New England in the Fall
Liked brussel sprouts :p

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I've never...
...figured out what people see in "Donnie Darko"
...understood the appeal of Orlando Bloom (it's Viggo all the way for me)
...liked James Bond movies
...thought Reese Witherspoon was pretty or even cute (her face looks like a clenched fist)

[deltoro]

I've never snuck up on a terrorist and slit his throat with a utility knife

I've never been infected with the Avian Bird Flu or McPheever

I've never cooked a meal only using ingrediants found at a a gas station

I've never pressed a button in timely intervals

I've never found a magic gnome that grants me free trips courtsey of a corporate sponsor

I've never gotten drunk at a reunion and rambled incoherently

I've never been pixelated :(

LOL, Love your reference to all things tv/tvgasm related.

How about, I've never been in a mother f'cking walk-off.

[deltoro]

I have never

Passed up a chance to post a comment on Tvgasm
Missed a meal
Loved anyone as much as I love my son (sorry hubby)
Been as proud of anyone as I am my son
Successfully quit smoking
Lost enough weight to feel good about it
Not watched Pretty Woman or Shawshenk Redemption (no matter how many times I have seen them)
Eaten a mushroom (fungus issue)
Quit while I'm ahead

Jelliepar, I love to eat mushrooms, but I'd have to say the 'shrooms I ate back in the '70's were the best:D

[deltoro]

I've never.....

Watched a good Steven Seagal movie (don't think ever he made one)
Voted for Bush (sr or jr)
Won an original, exclusive ringtone using the code from my Dt. Mt. Dew bottle caps (1 in 3 gets one, my a$$)
Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans:( , or been to a Macy's Thanksgiving Parade
Met/Read a TVgasm-er I didn't like, except The Svan

[Tabby Lavalamp]

I've never slept with a hobo.
I've never thrown a pie in an ambassador's face.
I've never voted in a presidential election.
I've never been an American citizen.
I've never poked a blogger with a stick.

[Double L]

LOL, Love your reference to all things tv/tvgasm related.

How about, I've never been in a mother f'cking walk-off.

Oh, but I've actually been in a mother fucking walk-off! :eek:

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I've never.....

Watched a good Steven Seagal movie (don't think ever he made one)


Ever notice how when he is delivering a line he has to stand up to deliver it? Even when crawling through a submarine - he pops up - delivers his line, then resumes crawling.

Scary that I saw enough of him to know that. :eek:

[HoneyBunny]

I've never.....

Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans:(

Based upon the amount of times I have laughed while reading your posts,
you would LOVE Mardi Gras in the Vieux Carré.


hb

[zoobabe]

I've never.....

Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans:( , or been to a Macy's Thanksgiving Parade
Met/Read a TVgasm-er I didn't like, except The Svan

I celebrated at the French Quarter Festival in New Orleans, It was awesome! Plus- I don't like The Svan either (b/c he's a dick who referrs to himself in the first person and that bugs me). Good choices!

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Plus- I don't like The Svan either (b/c he's a dick who referrs to himself in the first person and that bugs me). Good choices!

You just made me laugh Aquafina out my nose - yet it was worth it!

[zoobabe]

thank you! Let's hope he never decides to join the forum or else!

[deltoro]

Ever notice how when he is delivering a line he has to stand up to deliver it? Even when crawling through a submarine - he pops up - delivers his line, then resumes crawling.

Scary that I saw enough of him to know that. :eek:

Tink, that DOES describe his line delivery. Unfortunately, I now have a visual image of him popping up in my head ... make it stop ... make it stop.

[deltoro]

Based upon the amount of times I have laughed while reading your posts, you would LOVE Mardi Gras in the Vieux Carré.

HB, I was born and raised on the Texas Gulf Coast but for some reason never made it to N.O. and Mardi Gras:confused: .

Letting the good times roll in the French Quarter/Old Square (or Vieux Carré as you so eloquently typed) is definitely on my Top Ten Things to Do list.

Plus, I always wanted some of those shiny beads tossed to me, getting to flash for 'em would be an added bonus (for me).

[HoneyBunny]

deltoro -

When you do go (and you MUST) check out the tomb of Marie Laveau (Voodoo Queen)- she is buried in Saint Louis Cemetery #1. When you get there draw three crosses (XXX) on the crypt's side and make a wish - legend says that her spirit sometimes grant the wishes.

Lâche pas la patate! “Don’t give up!” ( well--literally it means 'don’t drop the potato')

hb

[deltoro]

deltoro -When you do go (and you MUST) check out the tomb of Marie Laveau (Voodoo Queen)- she is buried in Saint Louis Cemetery #1. When you get there draw three crosses (XXX) on the crypt's side and make a wish - legend says that her spirit sometimes grant the wishes. Lâche pas la patate! “Don’t give up!” ( well--literally it means 'don’t drop the potato')

hb, I luv checking out cemeteries .... my favs so far are in Boston. I gotta admit, though, the Voodoo Queen may turn out to be the coolest.

I like the literal translation - don't drop the potato. I totally get that.

[deltoro]

Cooked a live lobster
Seen New England in the Fall

msCCRN, one of my Top Ten Things to Do is visit New England and participate in a clambake. Let me know if you make it before I do.

[deltoro]

I've never seen Titanic

I've never eaten beets

I've never smoked crack

I've never worn cleats

Nice little poem you made there!!!

[deltoro]

Oh, but I've actually been in a mother fucking walk-off! :eek:


Double L, Really? No, seriously?? Really??? Details, details, details ... please!!

[Double L]

Double L, Really? No, seriously?? Really??? Details, details, details ... please!!

Well at a house party, we were getting a bit wasted. Suddenly, some random techno song started playing on the stereo. Half way through song, my friend Sarah, yells out, "MOTHERFUCKING WALK OFF!" We laughed pretty hard until a couple of my friends started doing a walk off. Then we started calling out people to do the walk off. Eventually, it got to me and damn, I was good! My walk was awesome considering I've been walking since I was like 2 1/2 and I even used my trademark "Blue Steel" look. I didn't win the walk off, but whatever.


















































By the way, I've never admitted to anyone that I can be a compulsive liar. Sadly, I've never been in a motherfucking walkoff. :( BTW, if you need to know how to do the Blue Steel pose, here's the directions (http://www.wikihow.com/Do-the-%22Blue-Steel%22-Pose-from-Zoolander). :cool:

[zoobabe]

what's a walkoff?

[tvaholic]

I've never.....

Watched a good Steven Seagal movie (don't think ever he made one)


The one with Kurt Russel wasn't bad, where they have to save the airplane full of people in mid-air. Maybe it's because Seagal dies right away.

[ObstinantGirl]

I've never eaten Pumpkin Pie.
I've never seen American Pie.
I won't do either, before I die.

I've never wrestled with a bear.
I've never kept the same color hair.
Clothes are more fun to take off than to wear.

I've never watched Big Brother.
I've never hated my mother.
I love it when Pooh says "Oh, bother."

I've never been serious for a full day.
I've never voted for Ruben or Clay.
I'm very inclined to jump into the fray.

I've never competed in a race.
I've never carried a leather briefcase.
I always go out with SOME makeup on my face.

I've never liked trendy shows.
I've never confronted my foes.
I can't help smiling, even through my woes.

[HoneyBunny]

what's a walkoff?

Last season's Project Runway (check the gasm archives for more detail) had a "twist". If a designer (who had won a round) wanted to switch models they could ask for a "Walkoff" where the models would walk/work the runway. As I recall it was only done once because if you change you are stealing another designer's model/muse.


hb

[zoobabe]

thanks hb- now I get it.:)

[Bauer's Sweetheart]

I've never seen a grown man naked.

[samynoodle]

hb, I luv checking out cemeteries .... my favs so far are in Boston. I gotta admit, though, the Voodoo Queen may turn out to be the coolest.

I like the literal translation - don't drop the potato. I totally get that.


The ghost and graveyards tour up here is pretty sweet. Even if you walk the freedom trail (and btw don't pay for the costumed tour guide, if you can read and follow the big red line you're golden) you go to all sorts of crazy cemeteries. Some former minister was burried in 2003 in the king's church cemetery...it's pretty weird to see a brand new grave marker like 12 feet from William Dawes (the other guy that made a midnight ride oh so long ago).

And in that creepy dead things vein... I've never been afraid of a dead body (it's the anthro major in me)

[zoobabe]

Dead things gross me out samy. the vets let us watch the necropsies at work (if we want) but I don't want my last memory of a chimp being how she looks cut up on a table with her guts hanging out. Too gross! I could probably watch a human autopsy more easily (if I didn't know the person). Is that show still on HBO about that?

[jelliepair]

Jelliepair, I love to eat mushrooms, but I'd have to say the 'shrooms I ate back in the '70's were the best:D

Oops!! I guess I have to take mushrooms off the list of nevers...:rolleyes:

[msCCRN]

msCCRN, one of my Top Ten Things to Do is visit New England and participate in a clambake. Let me know if you make it before I do.
I'm with you deltoro. One of my dream vacations would be to rent a house on Martha's Vineyard or the Cape, or the Hamptons and have clambakes all summer. Very Barefoot Contessa, don't ya think? :D

[zoobabe]

I've never been to Italy and I really want to go there. Especially to Tuscany for a tour of the wineries/wine tasting.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I've never eaten Pumpkin Pie.
I've never seen American Pie.
I won't do either, before I die.


Very very cute!

[deltoro]

Dead things gross me out samy. the vets let us watch the necropsies at work (if we want) but I don't want my last memory of a chimp being how she looks cut up on a table with her guts hanging out. Too gross! I could probably watch a human autopsy more easily (if I didn't know the person). Is that show still on HBO about that?


ZB, after 5 glorious seasons Six Feet Under is no longer on HBO, except for reruns. At first I was somewhat grossed out during death/embalming/cremating scenes, but as the show progressed and the characters and storyline evolved, those scenes weren't as graphic. Guess they were going for the shock factor at first and didn't need it as much later.

I couldn't watch a real autopsy on an animal or a human. However, for some reason I've always been drawn to books (fiction only) about that kind of thing. Patricia Cornwell (early Kay Scarpetta), James Patterson (early Lincoln Rhyme), Stephen King (especially Gerald's Game), the list goes on......

[deltoro]

I'm with you deltoro. One of my dream vacations would be to rent a house on Martha's Vineyard or the Cape, or the Hamptons and have clambakes all summer. Very Barefoot Contessa, don't ya think? :D


Absolutely!!!!!

[deltoro]

The one with Kurt Russel wasn't bad, where they have to save the airplane full of people in mid-air. Maybe it's because Seagal dies right away.

tvaholic, I had to rack my brain to remember this one and still couldn't remember Steven Seagal being in a movie with Kurt Russell. Finally, I looked it up on the internet. It's called Executive Decision. First released 1996 (10 years ago). I sorta remember the movie now but still no recollection of Seagal. Hmmm, that might be a good thing unless his character died a rather painful death. Would definitely want to remember that.:p

[zoobabe]

deltoro- I was talking about that show called "Autopsy". I guess it's not on anymore either.

[deltoro]

deltoro- I was talking about that show called "Autopsy". I guess it's not on anymore either.

ooooohh, sorry about that. Autopsy, huh? Well, I looked it up on the internet, and it looks like it's still on HBO. Airs mainly late night/early a.m.
There's a website for the show that even has an interactive autopsy.

http://www.hbo.com/autopsy/


Seems kinda creepy. It's one thing to read/watch it when it's fiction, totally another when it's real.

[samynoodle]

ooooohh, sorry about that. Autopsy, huh? Well, I looked it up on the internet, and it looks like it's still on HBO. Airs mainly late night/early a.m.
There's a website for the show that even has an interactive autopsy.

http://www.hbo.com/autopsy/


Seems kinda creepy. It's one thing to read/watch it when it's fiction, totally another when it's real.


The ones that i've watched on HBO aren't that bad compared to the ones I've seen in real life. Either way, I've never actually performed an autopsy.

And the Hamptons ain't all they're built up to be...

[zoobabe]

I used to want to be a nurse, and I volunteered at a hospital in high scholl. I accidentally walked in on an autopsy in progress when delivering files to the morgue one day- and my quest for a nursing career ended on the spot. Animal shit is not as gross as that was! I'm sure the techs took great pleasure in watching me back out the door.

[ElectraGlide]

I've never done a lot, including:

given birth
driven a stick shift
watched American Idol
watched a Godfather movie
been to Chicago
been to an NBA, NHL, or MLB game

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I've never given birth
driven a stick shift

Ok - I've never done either of those things, also:

I've never:
- Seen Clerks, Chasing Amy or any other Kevin Smith movie
- Danced with the devil in the pale moonlight

[zoobabe]

I've never:
- Seen Clerks, Chasing Amy or any other Kevin Smith movie


Oh Tink- I LOVE Kevin Smith's movies! I even have a dashboard Buddy Christ in my car. I'm so excited to see Clerks2 this summer.

[Firecat]

Oh Tink- I LOVE Kevin Smith's movies! I even have a dashboard Buddy Christ in my car. I'm so excited to see Clerks2 this summer.

Clerks 2 should be awesome. I watched "Jersey Girl" not that long ago, pretty good.

[zoobabe]

The best thing about Jersey Girl is that JLo's character dies early on into it. It was good, but much schmaltzier than any of his others. Not my fave one by far (once again- JLo was in it)!

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Well if you guys recommend Kevin Smith movies....I might just have to check them out.

[brutal youth]

Clerks 2 ?!?!?!?!? You have officially made my day. Has anyone seen the "evening with Kevin smith" dvd where he visits college campuses? If you like his flicks, it's a great rental

[chick110]

The best thing about Jersey Girl is that JLo's character dies early on into it. It was good, but much schmaltzier than any of his others. Not my fave one by far (once again- JLo was in it)!

Umm, Zoobabe, are you saying that you don't think JLo is a premier actress? Didn't you catch her wonderfully wooden performance in The Wedding Planner? (have you ever seen less chemistry between the two leads?) That is the last movie I have paid to watch with her in it. Actually, I saw it at the drive-in, so it wasn't full price. (whew!)

[chick110]

Oops, to keep with the theme, I'll just add that:

I've never seen a JLo movie that I really liked.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Ok - to give ya'll a chance to see how much you have infiltrated my thoughts, I was just in the mailroom talking to my pal Veronica and admiring her new pink toenail polish. She had a pedicure this weekend. And no sooner did I start to say "I've never had a professional pedicure" than I backed out of the conversation to run back here and post that.

(Backs slowly away from the boards)

[zoobabe]

Umm, Zoobabe, are you saying that you don't think JLo is a premier actress? Didn't you catch her wonderfully wooden performance in The Wedding Planner? (have you ever seen less chemistry between the two leads?) That is the last movie I have paid to watch with her in it. Actually, I saw it at the drive-in, so it wasn't full price. (whew!)

yes- that's what I'm saying. I refuse to watch her movies. I only watched this one b/c I knew she died early and I love Kevin Smith.

brutal youth- I did see that DVD. It was so funny and cool to hear the backstories of his movies/life.

Clerks 2 supposedly comes out in August.

[Firecat]

Ok - to give ya'll a chance to see how much you have infiltrated my thoughts, I was just in the mailroom talking to my pal Veronica and admiring her new pink toenail polish. She had a pedicure this weekend. And no sooner did I start to say "I've never had a professional pedicure" than I backed out of the conversation to run back here and post that.

(Backs slowly away from the boards)

lol...what's funny is that i've had a professional pedicure. :o

[zoobabe]

I bet you have a cool accent too Firecat, but that conversation is in a different thread.:o

[Firecat]

lol....not really, I grew up in Canada so.....

[zoobabe]

lol....not really, I grew up in Canada so.....

well...nevermind eh? j/k:D

[Firecat]

Well, not that Canadian... :p

Although I do say "Twinny" instead of "Twenty"....miss that letter "t"

[tvaholic]

tvaholic, I had to rack my brain to remember this one and still couldn't remember Steven Seagal being in a movie with Kurt Russell. Finally, I looked it up on the internet. It's called Executive Decision. First released 1996 (10 years ago). I sorta remember the movie now but still no recollection of Seagal. Hmmm, that might be a good thing unless his character died a rather painful death. Would definitely want to remember that.:p

Yep, that's it! It's actually a creative death-remember at the beginning when they hook a tube between the 2 planes to transfer the rescue team? Well, something goes wrong & they have to disconnect the tube in midair while he's still in it. I just want to know what kind of military special forces unit allows ponytails. (Although, to be fair, his isn't much of one, more like those 80's rattails.)

Hey, I noticed on another post you mentioning the books you're into-have you read Kathy Reichs yet? (also a King fan here)

[tvaholic]

Tinkerbell-I've never had a pedicure either. I've got a foot thing, don't like touching them, don't like people touching mine. But I tell ya, for the few times a year I paint them, it might be worth it-what a pain in the butt!

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Tinkerbell-I've never had a pedicure either. I've got a foot thing, don't like touching them, don't like people touching mine. But I tell ya, for the few times a year I paint them, it might be worth it-what a pain in the butt!

Too funny - I hate feet too. The only feet I can tolerate are little baby feet, but once they can walk and wear shoes (and sweat in shoes) ick!:eek:

[msCCRN]

I used to want to be a nurse, and I volunteered at a hospital in high scholl. I accidentally walked in on an autopsy in progress when delivering files to the morgue one day- and my quest for a nursing career ended on the spot. Animal shit is not as gross as that was! I'm sure the techs took great pleasure in watching me back out the door.

Aww zoobabe, I'm hurt :) . Luckily you never have to go to an autopsy as a nurse (unless you really want to). But you do have to be able to deal with dead bodies. I have to agree with you about the animal shit comment, ya got me there!

[deltoro]

I've never had a problem with people touching my feet. As a matter of fact,
I have a professional pedicure every four weeks ... french style polish in the spring/summer ... f*ck me red polish in the fall/winter. The vibrating chair alone is worth the money!!

[TinkerbellAPixie]

The vibrating chair alone is worth the money!!

Vibrating Chair:confused: ooooh

[deltoro]

Hey, I noticed on another post you mentioning the books you're into-have you read Kathy Reichs yet? (also a King fan here)

tvaholic, I haven't read any Kathy Reichs books, at least not that I remember. I checked out her website, and will definitely give her a shot the next time I'm at the library. The quote below from an interview she did hooked me.

"Well, I think that murder mystery readers are definitely voyeurs."

I think that's also a qualification of being a TVgasm reader.

[deltoro]

Vibrating Chair:confused: ooooh

Actually, I say oooohhhh .... aaaahhhhhh .... mmmmmmmm ... ;)

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Actually, I say oooohhhh .... aaaahhhhhh .... mmmmmmmm ... ;)

Ok, I'm booking myself a pedicure RIGHT NOW!

[TaxGirl]

I've never:

-been pregnant (although there was this one time when I wasn't sure!)

-been married (based on my family history - even one marriage would bring the per person average way down)

-lived with a guy (been asked twice, tho)

-had a successful plane connection in Chicago (two times I had to spend the night - the last time I slept on the floor in the terminal along with hundreds of other people)

-watched Americal Idol (Clipgasms don't count - do they?)

-been in a chat room

-hung wallpaper

-run for public office

-had a pedicure (odd sized foot and can't find open toed shoes to fit - so what's the point)

-been on TV

[palmtree]

I've never traveled through all the states. I used to live abroad so I've been to Europe, Middle East and so forth but I haven't seen anything of the states that's beginning to upset me.

Never did drugs (not something I regret though.)

I've never ridden a camel, had the chance too but he just looked real nasty.

Never not gotten lost while driving. Even using Yahoo maps never helps. No sense of direction. This leads me to start cursing in 3 languages (english, arabic and spanish).

Never drank JOLT cola, sounded cool though.

[Mulv]

Ok, I'm booking myself a pedicure RIGHT NOW!

You totally should take the plunge. I was so adamantly averse to pedicures until I got one last summer for my sister's wedding. It was pretty freakin' awesome. The foot massage is the best part. Sure I was self-concious about someone touching my nasty, athlete's-foot ridden feet, but I tipped well and anti-bacterial soap exists, so they can just suck it up and deal.

[Mulv]

Oh yeah, I forgot about the point of the thread

I've never seen the original Star Wars movie and I don't care if I ever do.

I've never been to the southern hemisphere but I want to.

[ElectraGlide]

I've never seen a JLo movie that I really liked.

I definitely agree with all the JLo hate, but have ya'll ever seen Out of Sight? One of my favorite movies, and the only JLo movie I like.

[Firecat]

But that was preJLO. Like Selena.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I've never ridden a camel, had the chance too but he just looked real nasty.

That's one I have done - and it happened just before one of my most (and earliest) embarassing moments. (shudder) :eek:

[Firecat]

That's one I have done - and it happened just before one of my most (and earliest) embarassing moments. (shudder) :eek:

Firstly, I've ridden a camel as well. Secondly, details on the embarassing moment!

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Firstly, I've ridden a camel as well. Secondly, details on the embarassing moment!

LOL - well I was 5 and we were in Iran on vacation. Two of us were on one camel with Mom and Dad was on the second camel with the other two kids and we went for what seemed like a super long ride. Well being a young 5 year old with a little kid bladder all that bouncing made me feel an urge. I told Mom and she had the camel guide stop and let us down. There weren't any bathrooms nearby so Mom held up a blanket and told me to go ahead and go - and no one would look.

So, I dropped my little panties and was doing my thing when I looked up and saw peeking over the top of that blanket - was the big ole hairy camel. I was mortified and have had a shy bladder ever since. :o

[palmtree]

Sorry Tink but I'm dying of laughter now. Now that is a story you don't normally expect to hear every day. How was Iran? I've never been. I lived in Kuwait for 10 years so I wonder if there are any similarties at all. My husband so wanted me to get on that camel but it just stunk way too much for it to even be an option; besides it was in the back of this guys truck.

Also, I've never broken any bones, now that I've said that I'm sure it'll happen soon.

[Firecat]

LOL....funny story.

Iran, sounds like an interesting vacation. I was in Egypt when I rode a camel.

[ObstinantGirl]

Originally Posted by TinkerbellAPixie
Ok - to give ya'll a chance to see how much you have infiltrated my thoughts, I was just in the mailroom talking to my pal Veronica and admiring her new pink toenail polish. She had a pedicure this weekend. And no sooner did I start to say "I've never had a professional pedicure" than I backed out of the conversation to run back here and post that.
(Backs slowly away from the boards)
I've never had one, either!
I actually like my feet...but they're REALLY ticklish! And I just don't want someone messing around down there.

I've also never had a manicure.
A few years ago, my husband and I (big DIYers) were installing a slate floor in our kitchen...and a friend of mine was horrified by the condition of my hands/nails (as if I cared...but she sure did :p ). She bought me a gift certificate for a manicure, which was awfully nice of her...but I never used it. I keep my nails short and maintenance-free, I can't be bothered.

[ElectraGlide]

But that was preJLO. Like Selena.

Was she any good in Selena? I've never seen it so my original opinion still stands. JLo, Jennifer Lopez, whatever, she still mostly sucks.

[palmtree]

Was she any good in Selena? I've never seen it so my original opinion still stands. JLo, Jennifer Lopez, whatever, she still mostly sucks.

I saw the movie and she was okay. I'm not a JLo fan now or ever so it took some of the movie magic away for me. I loved Selena (the singer) though.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

How was Iran?

Well, Keep in mind I was 5 at the time...so my perspective was a little off. We went to visit Dad's family (he's from there). His father lived in a very fancy mansion that had a gate with a speaker you spoke in whenever you drove up. Then the gate would open and we'd be let in. I remember everyone talking in awe about how they had modern plumbing in the public areas of the house - the servants still used the ole hole in the ground/bucket o'water to flush method.

There were American neighbors next door who had Lucky Charms, Wonder Bread and Monopoly so they were my faves (how's that for product placement Firecat:confused: ) since I was not a fan of Persian Food.

Um... we got to go to a kid's animated movie - the talking was in Farsi so I would get bored and beg for more ice cream, popcorn, hot dogs, then the songs were in English and I'd watch.:)

To sum it up = it was really pretty, lovely mosaics everywhere, ice cream at the theaters, nice people, icky persian food and nosy pervy camels. :eek:

[zoobabe]

Tink- that camel story was hysterical! How about this one? Our employee bathroom in the primate building is in a room that connects with the side door of one of the gorilla enclosures. If we have the door open so that the mesh inner door allows for air circulation, the gorillas can watch us go to the bathroom. It's really funny and oddly disturbing. They usually are right there watching.

I've also never had a pedicure b/c I'm embarrassed about my hard-working feet and I also have a foot phobia. I only like baby's feet and animal feet.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

the gorillas can watch us go to the bathroom. It's really funny and oddly disturbing. They usually are right there watching.

Eek - I'd be scarred for life. It was bad enough with a camel, but gorillas are so humanlike. :eek:

[Double L]

I've never snuck up on a terrorist and slit his throat with a utility knife

I've never been infected with the Avian Bird Flu or McPheever

I've never cooked a meal only using ingrediants found at a a gas station

I've never pressed a button in timely intervals

I've never found a magic gnome that grants me free trips courtsey of a corporate sponsor

I've never gotten drunk at a reunion and rambled incoherently

I've never been pixelated :(

I've never been called a donkey

I've never thought a basket would make a great hat

I've never shot lasers with my vagina

I've never used poultry for a nickname

I've never searched with Ask.com

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I've never been called a donkey

I've never thought a basket would make a great hat

I've never shot lasers with my vagina

I've never used poultry for a nickname

I've never searched with Ask.com

Double L - You donkey YOU,

If you did shoot lasers outta your vajayjay that would be pretty darned amazing.

[Double L]

Double L - You donkey YOU,

If you did shoot lasers outta your vajayjay that would be pretty darned amazing.

Considering that would be biologically impossible... yea that would be amazing.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Considering that would be biologically impossible... yea that would be amazing.

My point exactly!

[Tabby Lavalamp]

I've never licked J-Unit's knees.

[zoobabe]

Double L- would you sleep with a girl that could shoot lasers out of her cooter?

[Apple Blossom]

I've never changed my hair color.
I've never started an IV. (I'm an RN.)
I've never lived in a house that I or my parents owned.
I've never had surgery.
I've never been pregnant.
I've never successfully peed standing up.
I've never had anything pierced other than my ears -- 18 times.
I've never been to Antarctica.
I've never had a pet.
I've never committed suicide.
I've never eaten at a T.G.I. Friday's.
I've never spent Christmas or New Year's in the U.S.
I've never driven an SUV, pick-up truck, or any-sized van.
I've never kissed a Republican.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I've never understood the appeal of Jim Carrey.

[Double L]

Double L- would you sleep with a girl that could shoot lasers out of her cooter?

Sure, there's a sense of danger and role playing would be both imaginative and surprising each and every time. :eek:

[jenny10girl]

I've never taken a dive off a diving board.
I've never been to the West Coast.
I've never played baseball.
I've never owned a house.

[zoobabe]

Sure, there's a sense of danger and role playing would be both imaginative and surprising each and every time. :eek:

that's true LL. She'd "light you up"!:D


back on topic:

I've never role-played during sex :blush:

[plethLaura]

I've never been blindfolded
I've never seen an iMAX movie
I've never forgotten what I did when I was drunk
I've never watched American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, or any other singing dancing talent thing
I've never watched Napoleon Dynamite and NOT laughed ("stop, you're bruising my neck-meat")

[Lizardqueen]

I've never been blindfolded
I've never seen an iMAX movie
I've never forgotten what I did when I was drunk
I've never watched American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, or any other singing dancing talent thing
I've never watched Napoleon Dynamite and NOT laughed ("stop, you're bruising my neck-meat")

I've never forgotten what I did when I was drunk either. Unfortunately.:tonguewag:

Wowzers! We got some new smileys.

[angiemarie]

I've never killed a man just to watch him die. :sneaky:

[Tabby Lavalamp]

I wish I could say th...

Er, I've never been drunk. (Honestly.)

[jampony]

I've never killed a man just to watch him die. :sneaky:

Well, as long as you had a good reason...

:scared:

[HoneyBunny]

I've never role-played during sex :blush:


you really really really should....:thumbup:


hb

[ScotyUtah]

I've never been in a Turkish prison.

[carewski]

I've never.....

.....ridden any animal except a horse
.....gone Commando
.....gotten fired or laid off
.....been in the Pacific Ocean
.....eaten a hard-boiled egg (sorry, but eeewwwwwwww)
.....been put on a jury

[Tabby Lavalamp]

I've never made sweet, sweet love with a hobo.

[BSL]

I've never made sweet, sweet love with a hobo.

I've never had sex with someone with an accent. I came very close with a cute Irish guy once but that's not the same thing. I want some hot French or Spanish accent.

Alas, I'm married now so the only accent I hear is a Jersey one. Sigh.

[chick110]

I've never had sex with a girl. Not that there's anything wrong with that...;)

['tonyagasm']

i've never had sex with someone over 5 years older than me.

[lennonwhore]

i.ve never had sex with ANYONE older than me

[LonnaSaur]

I have never watched an episode of Gilligan's Island or Little House on the Prairie.

I have never gone through the obligatory little girl phase of obsessing over horses.

I have never changed a tire.

I have never had surgery.

I have never voted for Sanjaya. Or Pedro. Or a Bush.

[photochild]

I have never watched an episode of Gilligan's Island or Little House on the Prairie.

I have never gone through the obligatory little girl phase of obsessing over horses.

I have never changed a tire.

I have never had surgery.

I have never voted for Sanjaya. Or Pedro. Or a Bush.


Me too. To all of it. Amazing.

[RachWho?]

I've never broken a bone.

I've never seen my parents fight.

I've never been fired from a job.

I've never been to a drive-in.

I've never cheated on a significant other.

[photochild]

I've never broken a bone.

I've never seen my parents fight.

I've never been fired from a job.

I've never been to a drive-in.

I've never cheated on a significant other.

Other than parents fighting (they have arguments sometimes) it's the same for me.

[RachWho?]

Yeah, my parents are just weird like that...they have been married since they were 21 (almost 40 years now) and they also work together. Not even an argument!

I have walked in on them in the middle of the act though. Ew.

[Pekmboyd]

I have walked in on them in the middle of the act though. Ew.

Ugh - bad memories.

I once knocked on my mother's bedroom door, and when she said "what?" I went ahead and opened the door, asking my question as I did.....and she and my then-stepfather were in the "act", but that didn't stop her from answering the question. Ew Ew Ew.

[LonnaSaur]

Me too. To all of it. Amazing.

That's just spooky!

[may1]

I've never been with a woman.
I've never cheated on my husband.
I've never had a baby.
I've never ran.
I've never driven a manual shift car.
I've never sang in public.

[minda07]

I've never been married
I've never been over seas
I've never owned my own car
I've never sent in a tape to a reality show
I've never been to vegas or california
I've never been able to make a first move on a guy

[Clair]

I've never dyed my hair.
I've never played an XBox game.
I've never watched one second of 24 or Buffy.
I've never had a honeymoon.
I've never performed a lobotomy.
I've never won the lottery.
I've never skydived.

[minda07]

Clair - you have never died your hair?!?!?!?!

[Karo]

I've never watched one second of Buffy.


Oh, Clair, that does it. We just can't be friends. I'll miss you though.

[Clair]

Clair - you have never died your hair?!?!?!?!

Nope.

Oh, Clair, that does it. We just can't be friends. I'll miss you though.

:crying:

['tonyagasm']

I have never been the one that gets dumped...untill today. She told me I was wild. :( Jampony lets step it up a notch!