Your Favorite Insult [Archive]

Pekmboyd

02-03-2007, 09:12 AM

I haven't started a thread in....um...forever? So here it is.

My hubby and I have this running thing, where we use everyday words as if they're insults. You're a fork! You're a candy wrapper! You're a screwbag!

It's important to put the emphasis on the first word: YOU'RE a dirty sock! YOU'RE a flea collar! ....and my absolute favorite (from watching a landscaping show on DIY network) YOU'RE a perforated hoe!

So, aside from the normal cursewords, what are your favorite things to call people?

Quidam

02-03-2007, 09:33 AM

Those are too funny Pek! :lol: You two obviously have a great relationship!

I like, I'd call you stupid but that would be an insult to stupid people.

TinkerbellAPixie

02-03-2007, 09:42 AM

I haven't started a thread in....um...forever? So here it is.

Cute new thread Pek.

Gotta say that thanks to TVGasm one of my fave insults is to call someone a "douchenozzle"

And I am being encouraged to use the word "skank" more. Can't say by whom.

JulieM

02-03-2007, 10:45 AM

I have to balance my anger with getting my point across with kids in the backseat, so my favorite is "turd blossom" which always gets them to giggle. My favorite sans kids is http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b348/Snerdface/Fucktard.gif

My favorite all-time insult was to an ex-boyfriend. Whenever I would get cracked up about something, he would say, "you're easily amused." I finally thought of a comeback for it and of course he didn't say it for weeks. Finally those magic words popped out of his mouth and I replied, "that's why I'm dating you."

Truer words were never spoken.

TinkerbellAPixie

02-03-2007, 11:15 AM

I would get cracked up about something, he would say, "you're easily amused." ... and I replied, "that's why I'm dating you."

Truer words were never spoken.

That was the PERFECT response!

Firecat

02-03-2007, 12:31 PM

Um, anything shakespearean

Quidam

02-03-2007, 01:29 PM

Um, anything shakespearean

Liketh...Your face is as a book, where men may read strange matters

photochild

02-03-2007, 02:33 PM

I don't know why, but when I'm driving I always call people assmonkeys. I have no idea where it came from. And douche has been my standby for ages. I'm not too creative with the insults.

jasminetheawesome

02-03-2007, 03:24 PM

One of my favorite things to do is create new insults. Here are a few that I'm especially proud of:
-vaginaless douche dick (idiot)
-tampon string (asshole)
-cock connoisseur (whore/slut)
-queef for brains (idiot)

My favorite insult is fuckface. Its an old classic that always works. Always.

TinkerbellAPixie

02-03-2007, 04:15 PM

I ashamed that I didn't think to put this sooner:

Svan

chooch850

02-03-2007, 06:03 PM

I ashamed that I didn't think to put this sooner:

Svan

Great :lol:

pearlblackdragon

02-03-2007, 07:52 PM

Fucky McFuckerson........OR stupidhead. I just like how they sound. I sometimes just say them for fun. Try it...you'll like it.

Tabby Lavalamp

02-04-2007, 08:38 PM

"You're the Tabloid Baby?!?"

Ha ha. Just kidding, TB.

photochild

02-05-2007, 06:07 AM

I remembered another one, tool shed. Like someone is such a big tool, they're just the whole tool shed.

minda07

02-05-2007, 07:05 AM

I use dumb ass a lot. When I am driving and the road rage comes I yell "fucking cunt" to the driver who has cut me off.

My favorite insult towards a woman is Butter Face - Everything about her is hot butter face. So middle school, but I like it!

DickeyD

02-05-2007, 07:09 AM

I called my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend Pricky McDoucheFace... I even got her to start calling him that

I was proud of myself :)

AngelVenom

02-05-2007, 09:03 AM

One of my favorites used to be assface. But that's swearing . . . I like dodo too.

RachWho?

02-05-2007, 09:27 AM

Well, this is so high school, but I like to call unsavory people Fugglepups.

When I am really angry at someone, like my old upstairs neighbor, the really bad words fly. I believe my favorite was C___ Maggot. I never said it to her face. And she deserved it.

I am a nice person, usually.

angiemarie

02-05-2007, 09:57 AM

Guys - dickless wonder It always makes me giggle.

Girls- - loopy, fucking cunt.
I totally stole this from Al on Deadwood. I've never said it to anyone out loud. I only say it in my head when I have to talk to dumb girls. Airheads offend me. :mad:

JulieM

02-05-2007, 08:08 PM

Noe of my old boyfriends called my sister a tart. I think I wet my pants laughing.

Pegster

02-06-2007, 05:42 AM

I frequently use bloody wanker and fuckwad as my insults of choice. It works really well with my poor excuse for an English accent. I like to fancy myself British upon occasion.

TinkerbellAPixie

02-06-2007, 12:12 PM

I frequently use bloody wanker and fuckwad as my insults of choice. It works really well with my poor excuse for an English accent. I like to fancy myself British upon occasion.

I picked up some British from my honey - so I'll tear off with the occasionaly "silly sot" or "bloody arse".

minda07

02-06-2007, 12:15 PM

Any insult in an English accent always sounds more intelligent and pointed. Maybe from now on, I too will yell all my insults in an English accent.

Also, my best friend pointed out that when I get drunk I call other women that piss me off cum guzzeling gutter sluts.

Pegster

02-06-2007, 12:58 PM

I picked up some British from my honey - so I'll tear off with the occasionaly "silly sot" or "bloody arse".

I'm totally adding "silly sot" to my repertoire. That will play SO well in Tennessee.

Quidam

02-06-2007, 01:50 PM

I'm totally adding "silly sot" to my repertoire. That will play SO well in Tennessee.

Won't you need to add a y'all to that Pegster? ;)

TinkerbellAPixie

02-06-2007, 02:49 PM

I'm totally adding "silly sot" to my repertoire. That will play SO well in Tennessee.

Ok I've got something that's not an insult - but it's fun to say - and now I find I say it without thinking.

"Excuse me, I must attend to the loo".

Translation: I gotta go potty

zoobabe

02-06-2007, 03:51 PM

Ok I've got something that's not an insult - but it's fun to say - and now I find I say it without thinking.

"Excuse me, I must attend to the loo".

Translation: I gotta go potty

as long as we're talking English insults- how about "git" or "plonker"?:D

HoneyBunny

02-06-2007, 08:54 PM

sausage balls...

hb

Pekmboyd

02-07-2007, 02:21 AM

Our YOU'RE a ____ game took an ugly turn yesterday when my husband spotted a truck with a Wide Load sign on it. Mr. Pek is in trouble.

Quidam

02-07-2007, 04:55 AM

Aw Pek...it's always fun until someone gets hurt. ;)

Pegster

02-07-2007, 05:56 AM

Won't you need to add a y'all to that Pegster? ;)

Yeah, the redneck-Brit combo:

I'm fixin' to come over there and teach y'all a lesson, ya silly sots.

Ok I've got something that's not an insult - but it's fun to say - and now I find I say it without thinking.

"Excuse me, I must attend to the loo".

Translation: I gotta go potty

Seriously, I gots to git me one of them Brits.

HoneyBunny

02-07-2007, 06:34 AM

Seriously, I gots to git me one of them Brits.
I hear Sir Paul is available...

hb

photochild

02-07-2007, 06:36 AM

I hear Sir Paul is available...

hb

But watch out if you need a bed pan.

Pegster

02-07-2007, 07:04 AM

I hear Sir Paul is available...

hb

You know, on second thought, maybe I'll just stick on this side of the pond.

jasminetheawesome

02-07-2007, 07:44 AM

So I went to a Rick Ross concert the weekend before last, and I witnessed a fight between two fellow Ricky fans. One was a very large but cute chick in her early 20s and the other was your average everyday thug. Well, "average thug" was very rude. He had bumped into me and my friends several times and made me spill my grey goose martini. I didn't say anything because, ya know, he was a thug and there was a better than good chance that he'd punch me or something. Well this larger girl that was near us got fed up and she told him in so many words to stop bumping into her. They got all in each other's faces and insulted each other, and he told her she looked like Michael Clark Duncan. Even though I was on her side, I thought that was awesomely hilarious. Michael Clark Duncan! Awesome.

I probably could have said that in fewer words, but it was so insulting that I had to share the whole story.

pearlblackdragon

02-07-2007, 08:32 AM

Just heard my son call someone "skid mark" and he specified, "As in the underwear kind."

Quidam

02-07-2007, 08:47 AM

Just heard my son call someone "skid mark" and he specified, "As in the underwear kind."

L:lol:L...especially that he specified!

tati

02-07-2007, 08:55 AM

They got all in each other's faces and insulted each other, and he told her she looked like Michael Clark Duncan. Even though I was on her side, I thought that was awesomely hilarious. Michael Clark Duncan! Awesome.

oh, i feel bad laughing at that one b/c i feel bad for the woman, but gotta admit, that's a good one!! :lol:

Just heard my son call someone "skid mark" and he specified, "As in the underwear kind."

my FAVORITE so far!! tell your son we applaud his cleverness (you've done well PBD!!)

TinkerbellAPixie

02-07-2007, 10:14 AM

Seriously, I gots to git me one of them Brits.

I highly recommend it.

Just heard my son call someone "skid mark" and he specified, "As in the underwear kind."

He is so YOUR kid!:tongue:

'tonyagasm'

06-13-2007, 08:42 PM

I don't call people this, but depending on who the person is if they say 'why can't you take a joke?' I say back 'why can't you take a bullet?'

TinkerbellAPixie

06-14-2007, 04:29 AM

lol - check out tony reviving some old sleeper threads.

Last week we had a huge orientation for my firm (since we were just bought by another firm). The orientation was for us to learn all their processes. I was the one who organized the event and I spent two months planning it and dealing with the hotel to make sure they could accomodate our meeting and our technology needs. I had our IT guys talking to their IT guys and everyone said they could handle it.

When it was time for the actual training the power kept blowing. Turns out they were plugging all one hundred of our laptops into power strips and extension cords that all rolled into ONE OUTLET. Idiots.:scared:

Anyhow, you might ask where the insult comes in. Well, I am told the new bosses are referring to that mess as "Melanie's Blunder" (for the record - I'm Melanie).:bored: :blushing:

Ryabusa

06-14-2007, 04:42 AM

I used this in another thread today, so I figured I'd add it in here. the guys that did the original (British) version of The Office did a special twenty minute thing for Microsoft and in it David Brent calls his interviewer a "four-eyed freak of a nerd." Its one of the meanest things I've ever heard and I love it.

minda07

06-14-2007, 05:11 AM

Anyhow, you might ask where the insult comes in. Well, I am told the new bosses are referring to that mess as "Melanie's Blunder" (for the record - I'm Melanie).:bored: :blushing:

I think they should so be calling it the IT blunder since both the It staff at your office and the IT staff at the hotel said they could handle it.

may1

06-14-2007, 08:01 AM

Ryabusa

06-14-2007, 08:11 AM

When people say "Fuck you" I like to reply with "fuck you harder" or "fuck you dry".

RachWho?

06-14-2007, 08:37 AM

I like to tell people to eat dick and die. Like May, I usually say it in my head.

here4beer

06-14-2007, 10:06 AM

I was watching Celebrity Fit Club recently with lovely Screech from Saved by the Bell, and he's a big, HUGE asshole. He got into an argument with the drill sergeant guy and kind of told him he could kick his ass, so drill sergeant guy got super angry and told Screech "you must be outta your fuckin part-time cartoon mind!!"

It makes no sense whatsoever but it cracks me up every time I think about it. :lol:

Clair

06-14-2007, 10:35 AM

Tink, so not fair!!!

I like to tell people to suck it, fuck off, eat shit and piss off. Usually this is all said in my head. I really don't like confrontation, so I avoid saying things to people. I tend to cry like the wuss I am.
Out loud, in my car, alone, I will call people asshats, and fuckface.

I avoid confontration too since I'm an easy weeper. However, during the last confrontation I witnessed, about 3 years ago, I found I had a different reaction. Long story short - the married guy next door was having an affair with the married woman across the street and after months and months of them declaring, "We're just friends," they finally got busted. Not long after their spouses moved out, there was an informal get-together in our driveway for some neighbors and the adulterers were in HIS driveway. Words were exchanged, people from both parties stood up and got in each other's faces, but I found that all I could do was sit and shake.

braunie

06-14-2007, 11:10 AM

Clair, I would have been shaking right next to you, probably with a tear in my eye, too! I hate confrontation, too, but I love to give insults in love, such as, suck it bitch, now pass the margaritas, please!!

supermarketgirl

06-14-2007, 12:29 PM

I have severe road rage. SEVERE. fuckface, fucktard, jackass and dickhead are my favs.

but my all time fav when I'm driving it to give a big THUMBS UP to assholes who do asshole things. They never really know what to do, and I love it!!

Ryabusa

06-14-2007, 03:09 PM

Fucktard is outstanding. I am also fond of Shitnut (which was born of blind raging swearing where I was just putting together any words I could think of).

When I am driving at night and someone pisses me off I make sure to turn on the interior lights before I flip them off. That way they can see clear as day.

TinkerbellAPixie

06-14-2007, 03:51 PM

I like the Bridget Jones school of insulting someone - call em a Fuckwit and the behavior Fuckwits engage in is Fuckwittage.

jampony

06-14-2007, 04:15 PM

Some of those insults are great -- I've added them to my repertoire. I have nasty road rage, too, and I do that zipping in and out of lanes thing that crazy people do. When I get to work every day I'm amazed I'm still alive and when I go to bed I promise myself I'll be better the next day, which of course never works. People are just idiots. Anyway, I'm totally stealing SMG's thumbs up gesture; that just cracks me up!

lennonwhore

06-14-2007, 04:15 PM

i like to call people sons of one legged camel whores.

makes no sense, but feels good to say

Devoted Satellite

06-14-2007, 04:33 PM

I like the 'thumbs up' idea alot !! I'll have to maybe implement that one.

My current faves are 'tool-bag' and 'douche-bag'.

But i like to change the part of speech to make the adverbs? or adjectives or something we learned about in 5th grade. Suchas:

"Everytime I get around Rob, his douchebaggery continues to astonish me. What a dick."

How awesome would it be if there was a National Curseword Spelling bee??? And you had all these gradeschoolers standing up there going :

--Are there any alternate pronunciations of Fucktard?
--Can you use it in a sentence please?
--What is the language of origin?

(As you get shots of the parents who are white-knuckling the chair and taking photos for the grandparents)

ajerseyromance

09-13-2007, 12:11 PM

I'm bumping this thread because I love it.

Variations of "tool" are my old standbys -- Tool, tool shed, tool box.

My friend always texts me "EBORBO" pronounced "Eebow Rybo" for Eat a Big One, Ride a Big One.

Jinger

09-13-2007, 12:45 PM

Couple of my favs are foodeater (see my sig line) and COCK-KNOCKER!!

But one of my best that always makes people laugh is when I say "he/she can suck a fart out of my ass!" or a little milder "he/she can kiss the fattest part of my ass!"

Pegster

09-13-2007, 01:28 PM

Since I moved down here, I've taken to yelling "stupid redneck, toothless, hillbilly mofo!!" during my fits of road rage.

lennonwhore

09-13-2007, 01:42 PM

i like to call people dick queefs.

i don.t know if one is actually possible, and it usually makes them pause to try and figure out what i meant.

ajerseyromance

09-14-2007, 05:13 AM

Couple of my favs are foodeater (see my sig line) and COCK-KNOCKER!!

Very clever. I like it. Is it from something?

Since I moved down here, I've taken to yelling "stupid redneck, toothless, hillbilly mofo!!" during my fits of road rage.

I hear ya on this one Peg, I have the worst road rage.

i like to call people dick queefs.

i don.t know if one is actually possible, and it usually makes them pause to try and figure out what i meant.

That's kind of gross. lol

TaniaNicole

09-14-2007, 05:15 AM

ajerseyromance

09-14-2007, 05:24 AM

Tania (I'm off topic) but how's the new job? Waking up on time? lol

Jinger

09-14-2007, 09:12 AM

Very clever. I like it. Is it from something?

Thanks!
my sig is from The Rivers Edge, a weird 80's movie about some teens that find a dead body by the river and Keanu Reeves says it to his mom's boyfriend. Cock-knocker is from Chasing Amy I believe or maybe another Kevin Smith movie...Mallrats possibly

TaniaNicole

09-14-2007, 10:40 AM

Tania (I'm off topic) but how's the new job? Waking up on time? lol

Yes, thank you for asking, jersey, it's going well and I'm getting up way early! Birdie's leave a light on trick is working, plus, my friend calls me and keeps calling til I answer, lol.

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Jinger

09-21-2007, 09:52 AM

lol, I don't know if anyone said this already, but one of my favorites, that I have never used in seriousness to anyone, is...

"I wouldn't date you if you were the last man on Earth and there were no more batteries."

Ba dum dum

I am soooo using this and I have a feeling I will get the chance soon! I LOVE IT!! :lol:

I sent the most evil text to my ex last night...

"they say girls end up with someone just like their daddy...I hope that's not the case for your daugther!"

EVIL?!?! :devil: Trust, he deserved it!!

lloyd Dobbler

09-21-2007, 11:24 AM

I used to know someone that described a coworker as an "ASSHAT" and for some reason this term always cracked me up. Maybe because everytime she said it, i was imagining in my head this douche actually wearing an ass on his head, or that he was so useless that he was actually the hat that some other douche would wear. I swear, try it! Think of someone who is a douchebag, like spencer from the hills or *insert own example here* and try to imagine ASSHAT.....and GO!

Pekmboyd

09-21-2007, 11:48 AM

poor, dead shannon

09-21-2007, 12:09 PM

me and my pals have gotten into the habit of calling each other "fucko." Follow along:

Phone rings:
tony: wassup fucko?
PDS: ah, chillin'.
tony: cool.
Fast forward 5 minutes...
PDS: alright. see ya at the bar in 10 fucko."
tony: cool.
Click.

i wonder if we invented it or not... anyone else use 'fucko'?

PDS

minda07

09-21-2007, 12:23 PM

This is going to sound bad but if you knew my family you would understand that this is a sick term of endearment. My dads name is fred and for awhile my brothers were calling him freddie, one day my brother slipped and called my dad fuckie, my dad laughed at this, now my brothers both call him this, my dad will sign cards for them love fuckie, but no pds to answer your question I have never said fucko.

Jinger

09-21-2007, 01:24 PM

i wonder if we invented it or not... anyone else use 'fucko'?

PDS

Me and my one friend have been saying FUCKO for years!! I think it was from a movie...I want to say I hear Joe Pesce or DeNiro saying it in my head but it stuck and I love it!!

And Pek, I do loves me some "asshat" but I don't recall if I put it up here...

TaniaNicole

09-21-2007, 01:53 PM

I am soooo using this and I have a feeling I will get the chance soon! I LOVE IT!! :lol:

I sent the most evil text to my ex last night...

"they say girls end up with someone just like their daddy...I hope that's not the case for your daugther!"

EVIL?!?! :devil: Trust, he deserved it!!

LMAO!! :lol:

OK, I'm really liking the FUCKO term, I will be using it ASAP. :lol:

Cherie

09-25-2007, 04:51 AM

I like the old standards......fucknut, fuckface, most anything with fuck in it.
Fucktard.
BTW, the term "Fuckin A" where did that come from and does it make any sense to anyone else? People say it all the time to show they agree with something but they can never tell me what the "A" is for. Wait, is that it "Agree"....still stupid.

poor, dead shannon

09-25-2007, 04:55 AM

BTW, the term "Fuckin A" where did that come from and does it make any sense to anyone else? People say it all the time to show they agree with something but they can never tell me what the "A" is for. Wait, is that it "Agree"....still stupid.

try "Fuckin' A Tweeter."

it's fun to say, and ppl give you fun looks.

PDS

Jinger

09-25-2007, 05:31 AM

BTW, the term "Fuckin A" where did that come from and does it make any sense to anyone else? People say it all the time to show they agree with something but they can never tell me what the "A" is for. Wait, is that it "Agree"....still stupid.

Whenever someone says fuckin A I say fuck an O it's easier!

animalcrackers

09-25-2007, 06:49 AM

my friends and i have competitions to see how many times in one night we can say "that's what she said". it can be annoying at first but the more you drink, the funnier it gets!

Cherie

09-25-2007, 06:55 AM

try "Fuckin' A Tweeter."

it's fun to say, and ppl give you fun looks.

PDS
I will try that!
Whenever someone says fuckin A I say fuck an O it's easier!
I will also try that!
So what the hell does "Fuckin A" actually mean?

Pekmboyd

09-25-2007, 07:21 AM

I always assumed it was an abbreviated version of "Fuckin Asshole"

lloyd Dobbler

09-25-2007, 02:59 PM

my friends and i have competitions to see how many times in one night we can say "that's what she said". it can be annoying at first but the more you drink, the funnier it gets!

One of my uncles has said this expression ever since i can remember, and got me doing it too. It is amazing how it can completely change the meaning of what someone just said,
example:are you going to finish that report?
Its going to be hard.
thats what she said!
I have to admit i am a "thats what she said" slut and use it way too much

Cherie

09-26-2007, 05:31 AM

I always assumed it was an abbreviated version of "Fuckin Asshole"
But I've heard people use it like" We are gonna win that game" to which they reply "Fuckin A man"
What they hell does that mean? Help me people! I must know the answer!:confused1:

John Bender

09-26-2007, 07:39 AM

But I've heard people use it like" We are gonna win that game" to which they reply "Fuckin A man"
What they hell does that mean? Help me people! I must know the answer!:confused1:

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mfuckina.html

Not that this is a complete answer either - but it's the best that I can come up with.

Cherie

09-26-2007, 08:01 AM

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mfuckina.html

Not that this is a complete answer either - but it's the best that I can come up with.
Wow I had no idea I was asking such a "deep" question! I thought I was the only one who didn't know. Thanks for the link John Bender! I still don't know exactly what it means but apparently neither does anyone else.:)

Katmandu

09-26-2007, 08:22 AM

Personally my favourite insult is shithead simple and self explanatory.

Cherie

09-26-2007, 08:29 AM

PDS is from the other end of the state...but you're welcome. :D
Sorry John, I had just read a post by PDS and I'm kinda scatter brained. My head knew it was you, it just got lost on the way to my fingers. And no I'm not even blonde!:p

John Bender

09-26-2007, 08:32 AM

Sorry John, I had just read a post by PDS and I'm kinda scatter brained. My head new it was you, it just got lost on the way to my fingers. And no I'm not even blonde!:p

S'ok. I deleted my earlier reply, because it was no longer useful. No apology necessary.

lloyd Dobbler

09-26-2007, 06:31 PM

anybody ever hear dillweed,dipwad, or nimrod?

TinkerbellAPixie

09-26-2007, 06:45 PM

Nimrod has always cracked me up cuz it means "mighty hunter". I've heard the other's too.

lloyd Dobbler

09-26-2007, 07:11 PM

Nimrod has always cracked me up cuz it means "mighty hunter". I've heard the other's too.

yeah thats why i asked, cause i always wondered what was so insulting about calling someone a hunter? I had a kid in 6th grade call me a homo sapien, he looked really confused when i just started laughing at him.Even better story though, i was out at a bar on a double date with some friends and me and my buddy alex were havin a beer while our dates were up on a small small dance floor shakin it, cause they were already "feeling the beat" and this super drunk girl kept trying to get me and my friend to dance with her and when we wouldnt she got really upset and said these magical-never-to be-forgotten-words-

(in a stuttering drunk format)
"well then your a ho, a ho, a homo phobe"

I kid you not, her exact words, so of course me and my buddy started laughing at her which just made her madder.

JulieM

09-26-2007, 07:19 PM

lloyd Dobbler

09-26-2007, 07:31 PM

Holy SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII..................er ................um............TAKI mushroom!

Pekmboyd

09-27-2007, 02:43 AM

I'm really trying to clean up my language when the kids are in the car, well hell, anytime. I about let the f-bomb slip so I was saying fffffffff trying to think of something to say and Michael popped up and said...even if you just say fffffffff I know you meant fuck and that's just as bad.

Can you say busted?

That's one cute kid you've got on your hands Julie.

We've been trying to watch our language around ToddlerPek too - he's not talking yet but boy is he listening. My new favorite thing to say is JEEPERS, but in a kind of peppy, upbeat way rather than a cursing way - it also helps defuse my anger over whatever the thing was I was cursing.

IsabellaTheCat

09-27-2007, 03:36 AM

The people I work with are super-religious so the worst thing I am able to call them is "waste of space"...... while muttering under my breath "shit for brains".

IsabellaTheCat

09-27-2007, 03:49 AM

I forgot one of my all time favorites: "skankarella"

unconcerned

09-27-2007, 04:03 AM

I like calling fat people : Fat mess or Fat Keg

Random people : Muppet

Road rage : Cock merchant

Drunken rage : Titwank

More Randomness : Jiphead

Very Irish in essence, probably because I live in Ireland...

Katmandu

09-27-2007, 06:31 AM

Nimrod has always cracked me up cuz it means "mighty hunter". I've heard the other's too.

This is a favourite of mine but i didn't know what it meant. Now I feel kinda silly using it. It is the title of one of Green Day's albums. Do you think they knew what it meant.

Katmandu

09-27-2007, 06:33 AM

I taught my son pogue me hone ( not sure of sp) I regret this because of school. But my kids love the Pogues and I thought I was xool Mom for a moment.

unconcerned

09-27-2007, 06:37 AM

I taught my son pogue me hone ( not sure of sp) I regret this because of school. But my kids love the Pogues and I thought I was xool Mom for a moment.

Pog mahone? I like it, one of the very few irish slags/insults! :ohmy: