The Dude Thread (NSFW)

[t-bag]

So, what do you guys think of tits?

[chooch850]

well I like mine... they're kinda flabby and lay on my stomach but if I push 'em together, I can still get a pretty good cleavage. Want me to take a pic for you????

[t-bag]

Hey! No girls allowed!

[Pegster]

Hey! No girls allowed!

Poor, sad, little t-bag. So left out he had to start his own "boys only" club. So tired is he of the woman keeping him down; putting him in his place. :lol:

T-bag, how is life in the 5th grade? :tonguewag:

P.S. This thead totally had me cracking up. I think I might have a little crush on you.

[t-bag]

Poor, sad, little t-bag. So left out he had to start his own "boys only" club. So tired is he of the woman keeping him down; putting him in his place. :lol:

T-bag, how is life in the 5th grade? :tonguewag:

P.S. This thead totally had me cracking up. I think I might have a little crush on you.

Gross. I'd rather not catch a case of the cooties, thank you very much.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

It's kinda like Calvin and Hobbes and their - Boyz only - No Girlz Allowed clubhouse in the tree.

Do you have a stuffed tiger to keep you company up there?

[t-bag]

He's not stuffed, he's real! If you can't see him, it's only because he doesn't want girls to see him and get scared.

[Pegster]

So I'm currently at home giving myself a glycolic peel...

Ooops. My bag. Wrong thread. Can I talk about my monthly cramps here?

[t-bag]

So I'm currently at home giving myself a glycolic peel...

Ooops. My bag. Wrong thread. Can I talk about my monthly cramps here?

"My bag"? Little Freudian slip there?

[pearlblackdragon]

I like medium sized tits personally. When I see a girls with medium tits and a good cleavage shirt on, I stare....(I have tits so I can look at them objectively)

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http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k207/pearlblackdragon/naughty_but_nice.jpg

[giffordsaz]

okay, this is a guy thing I don't understand...
My 2cd son,
16y/o 5'11" 1
50 pounds........ Normal I would assume.
He wants new jeans for his birthday because most of his were 32 or 34 inch waist, he has recently shot up and his size has shrunk.....
so I buy him
Levi's 29-32
low riders,
boot cut.......
And he texted me by second hour from school asking for new pants.... it seems besides kids making fun of his jeans.... saying he was EMO (wht is that exactly)
he said they felt so wierd....
LIKE HE HAD A TESTICLE IN EACH POCKET!!
I don't even know what he did sith the third part of that equation.........
What are the best kind of jeans for you guys........ making sure you don't look like Uncle Elmer in his suspenders?

[Pekmboyd]

It's kinda like Calvin and Hobbes and their - Boyz only - No Girlz Allowed clubhouse in the tree.

Do you have a stuffed tiger to keep you company up there?

That would be Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS!

[t-bag]

okay, this is a guy thing I don't understand...
My 2cd son,
16y/o 5'11" 1
50 pounds........ Normal I would assume.
He wants new jeans for his birthday because most of his were 32 or 34 inch waist, he has recently shot up and his size has shrunk.....
so I buy him
Levi's 29-32
low riders,
boot cut.......
And he texted me by second hour from school asking for new pants.... it seems besides kids making fun of his jeans.... saying he was EMO (wht is that exactly)
he said they felt so wierd....
LIKE HE HAD A TESTICLE IN EACH POCKET!!
I don't even know what he did sith the third part of that equation.........
What are the best kind of jeans for you guys........ making sure you don't look like Uncle Elmer in his suspenders?

Low rise is where you went wrong. "Emo" is short for "Emotional," which is sort of a mix between goth and punk these days. It started as a genre of music, but now it's become a lifestyle. Generally they wear either out-and-out girls' pants, or just really tight guys' pants. Either way, it's horrible.

Just get him regular jeans or loose-fit or something. The tight crotch may be sexy on Phil, but if you wear those to school, you're dead meat.

[Ms. Tumnus]

I feel bad for T-Bag. No boys have come out to play.

[t-bag]

I know. The dude thread and we're here talking about jeans.

[Quidam]

okay, this is a guy thing I don't understand...
My 2cd son,
16y/o 5'11" 1
50 pounds........ Normal I would assume.
He wants new jeans for his birthday because most of his were 32 or 34 inch waist, he has recently shot up and his size has shrunk.....
so I buy him
Levi's 29-32
low riders,
boot cut.......
And he texted me by second hour from school asking for new pants.... it seems besides kids making fun of his jeans.... saying he was EMO (wht is that exactly)
he said they felt so wierd....
LIKE HE HAD A TESTICLE IN EACH POCKET!!
I don't even know what he did sith the third part of that equation.........
What are the best kind of jeans for you guys........ making sure you don't look like Uncle Elmer in his suspenders?

Definately girl pants Giff...that's what all the boys are wearing.

[Firecat]

I know. The dude thread and we're here talking about jeans.

Are we supposed to post pictures of cocks or something? :drool:

[pearlblackdragon]

I feel bad for T-Bag. No boys have come out to play.

HEY!!! I posted a perfectly hot chick in a small bikini...I did make an effort ya know...(but I guess my vagina makes me not a boy)

[Double L]

okay, this is a guy thing I don't understand...
My 2cd son,
16y/o 5'11" 1
50 pounds........ Normal I would assume.
He wants new jeans for his birthday because most of his were 32 or 34 inch waist, he has recently shot up and his size has shrunk.....
so I buy him
Levi's 29-32
low riders,
boot cut.......
And he texted me by second hour from school asking for new pants.... it seems besides kids making fun of his jeans.... saying he was EMO (wht is that exactly)
he said they felt so wierd....
LIKE HE HAD A TESTICLE IN EACH POCKET!!
I don't even know what he did sith the third part of that equation.........
What are the best kind of jeans for you guys........ making sure you don't look like Uncle Elmer in his suspenders?

He should've gone shopping with you to buy his own clothes. By 16, you can't trust your mom to buy your clothes for you. Sorry mom, you don't have teenage boy fashion sense. If he did, he would've avoided the Emo scandal.

Definition of Emo on Urban Dictionary. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emo)

Best definition: A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find imperfections in their life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each one. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority don't need them. They need to wake up and deal with life like everyone else instead of wallowing in their imaginary quagmire of torment.

[giffordsaz]

thank you for the advice on the jeans....
I guess I'lll take back the 30-32 I replaced them with.....

Can you imagine how bad it would be here if it was just T-bag and Firecat

by the way, firecats avatar just makes me want to jump him... it is the whole dirty George Clooney thing.... when he is spiffed up he is unreachable but when he gets the middle eastern persona, well first I would do him and them I would clean him up!

[Ms. Tumnus]

Are we supposed to post pictures of cocks or something? :drool:

Are you offering?

HEY!!! I posted a perfectly hot chick in a small bikini...I did make an effort ya know...(but I guess my vagina makes me not a boy)

usually that is an important factor...

[Pegster]

I would just like to say that I, for one, love the direction The Dude Thread has taken.

[t-bag]

This has blown up in my face, what with Firecat's love of cocks.

Maybe "blown up in my face" was a bad choice of words, but it's too late now, Joan. It's too late.

[jampony]

So, what do you guys think of tits?

I like them. Really, where would I be without mine? Standing out in the cold while all the other girls were let into the club, working for minimum wage, going to court to pay that speeding ticket, flunking eighth grade science... yup, tits have served me well!

[Firecat]

Yeah...tits are awesome. Especially in 3's.....

*NSFW*
http://gamera.unas.cz/pix_celebs/films_totalrecall/total30.jpg

:infatuated2:

Looks like a Latina also....

[t-bag]

That was the best part of Total Recall. Other than when the Governator's eyes popped out of his head. Oh, and Kuato. In fact, Total Recall kicked ass.

[photochild]

I like dudes. Tits are pretty nice. And guys in girl jeans freaks me out a little.

Interesting thread you started here bagster.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

This has blown up in my face, what with Firecat's love of cocks.

Maybe "blown up in my face" was a bad choice of words, but it's too late now, Joan. It's too late.

Laughing so hard at that post.

Yeah...tits are awesome. Especially in 3's.....

*NSFW*
http://gamera.unas.cz/pix_celebs/films_totalrecall/total30.jpg

:infatuated2:

Looks like a Latina also....


Do men really find that tri-tit attractive? Really? I mean honestly?

[Ms. Tumnus]

Laughing so hard at that post.




Do men really find that tri-tit attractive? Really? I mean honestly?

I know! I can pretty much guarentee that no woman I know would find three balls a turn on.

[ScotyUtah]

I feel bad for T-Bag. No boys have come out to play.

Sorry folks, I just got back from skiing and it was all I hoped it would be and more. I did manly shit like jump off a little cliff, spit off the lift and piss in the trees. I'm getting a deep goggle tan and now I'm drinking an Obsidian Porter. Tomorrow I'll ski again and then watch the Daytona 500. Fuckin' A, it feels good to be a dude.

[jasminetheawesome]

That was the best part of Total Recall. Other than when the Governator's eyes popped out of his head. Oh, and Kuato. In fact, Total Recall kicked ass.

Yeah it did. Open your mind. :thumbup:

[Firecat]

Tomorrow I'll ski again and then watch the Daytona 500. Fuckin' A, it feels good to be a dude.

I'm still pulling for my boy JPM....:thumbup:

[Firecat]

Do men really find that tri-tit attractive? Really? I mean honestly?

I wouldn't use the word "attractive"...but it's definitely not a turn off. Especially if they are still perky.....

[sg-dub]

Tits, Schmits. There are far more interesting parts of the female body... but I applaud the idea behind this thread. It made me laugh.

And btw, pearlblackdragon, while that girl was indeed pretty, her boobs were most likely disgusting out of the holsters, her bottoms were way too big for a "sexy" picture, and her legs look hairy.

[Ms. Tumnus]

Tits, Schmits. There are far more interesting parts of the female body... but I applaud the idea behind this thread. It made me laugh.

And btw, pearlblackdragon, while that girl was indeed pretty, her boobs were most likely disgusting out of the holsters, her bottoms were way too big for a "sexy" picture, and her legs look hairy.

Bitch. ;)

[pearlblackdragon]

Tits, Schmits. There are far more interesting parts of the female body... but I applaud the idea behind this thread. It made me laugh.

And btw, pearlblackdragon, while that girl was indeed pretty, her boobs were most likely disgusting out of the holsters, her bottoms were way too big for a "sexy" picture, and her legs look hairy.

So do it yourself then whiny.....

[sg-dub]

Do what myself? Grow boobs? Post a picture of some random woman? I don't understand.

[jampony]

Hey! No girls allowed!

Not even these (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2007_swimsuit/painting/?eref=FromAOLSwim07)girls?

[t-bag]

Finally! Having a dude thread pays off!

Daniella Sarahyba is really hot, but having members of KISS painted all over her body is like the biggest turn-off ever.

[Pekmboyd]

ok I'm not a dude, but I have a dude question - so I beseech the oracle of manhood:

I have to buy a new laptop...I want the cheapest reliable basic mostly-just-for-internet-crap and office-programs and maybe-iTunes-someday thing out there.

My current laptop has power issues. The battery dies in about 3 minutes flat if it's not plugged in, and the pins inside the laptop don't line up with the power cord pins anymore so it's like a bendy pretzel equation to get them to hook up and power the computer. So my next laptop can't do that.

Brand suggestions? Store suggestions?

[lennonwhore]

i have a toshiba satellite and its never given me any kind of grief.

not a dude, but for what its worth... the closest i get to being manly is driving a five-speed...

[t-bag]

I have a Toshiba Satellite as well, and it's starting to give me grief but that's because I treat it like a little bitch. The next computer I get is a Mac, for sure.

[jampony]

i have a toshiba satellite and its never given me any kind of grief.

not a dude, but for what its worth... the closest i get to being manly is driving a five-speed...

Last edited by lennonwhore : Today at 05:22 PM. Reason: the crazy chocolate food network challenge made me write sentences that made no sense!

Sorry, t-bag, I'm hijacking your thread for a moment...

Lennon... are you talking about the chocolate fashion show or one of the regular chocolate challenges??? Oh, it doesn't matter. I love them all!

[J.D.H.]

I have a Toshiba Satellite as well, and it's starting to give me grief but that's because I treat it like a little bitch. The next computer I get is a Mac, for sure.

Hi T-bag.
What happened that you're going to get a mac? I've been on a mac since college. No problems so far. But I know there is no way I could get my parents to switch from their PC.

[lennonwhore]

Sorry, t-bag, I'm hijacking your thread for a moment...

Lennon... are you talking about the chocolate fashion show or one of the regular chocolate challenges??? Oh, it doesn't matter. I love them all!

well its the sculpture one right now, and the fashion show next! i.m making a mold of head and eating chocolate and watching it!

[J.D.H.]

the chocolate fashion show?

[lennonwhore]

yep, they have to make a dress out of chocolate and then a model wears it for the judging! even project runway didn.t go that route...

[jampony]

well its the sculpture one right now, and the fashion show next! i.m making a mold of head and eating chocolate and watching it!
A mold of head?

the chocolate fashion show?
All the clothes are made out of chocolate! We tried to get t-bag to watch it the first time it was on, I even tried to entice him with the fact that there were beautiful models strutting down the runway wearing nothing but chocolate... under hot light that are sure to cause the chocolate to melt. But he decided to study instead. Wuss.

[lennonwhore]

mold of a head, this should be manly-ish: i.m an archaeology student and i.m taking some classes on human skeletal analysis, so we get skulls and rebuild faces on them.

not real skulls for homework, but real ones in class. we also get to sit in on autopsies and play with body parts (but not from the autopsy, just old bones and stuff)

[TinkerbellAPixie]

mold of a head, this should be manly-ish: i.m an archaeology student and i.m taking some classes on human skeletal analysis, so we get skulls and rebuild faces on them.

not real skulls for homework, but real ones in class. we also get to sit in on autopsies and play with body parts (but not from the autopsy, just old bones and stuff)

Are you going into Forensic Anthropology? I majored in Anthro in college and we had a class where we did some reconstruction on skulls. One of my professors was that dude they would show on tv all the time making models of what dead heads would look like. I was always bugging him about how he know how a head wore it's hair or eyebrows or other stuff you would never know from a skull.

He didn't like that. :huh:

[lennonwhore]

Are you going into Forensic Anthropology

nope, i.m going into archaeology...mesoamerican to be specific. i.m working on archaeology and comparative religious studies, me thesis is comparing skeletons of aztec sacrificial victims with people who were tortured during the spanish inquisition. i get to read a lot about torture and death. kind of morbid, but AWESOME

[TinkerbellAPixie]

nope, i.m going into archaeology...mesoamerican to be specific. i.m working on archaeology and comparative religious studies, me thesis is comparing skeletons of aztec sacrificial victims with people who were tortured during the spanish inquisition. i get to read a lot about torture and death. kind of morbid, but AWESOME

Well that explains a lot about your avatar. lol

[J.D.H.]

nope, i.m going into archaeology...mesoamerican to be specific. i.m working on archaeology and comparative religious studies, me thesis is comparing skeletons of aztec sacrificial victims with people who were tortured during the spanish inquisition. i get to read a lot about torture and death. kind of morbid, but AWESOME
Very cool! Sounds fascinating. I've always been interested/fascinated in old (really old) civilizations/people and aboriginal peoples. Especailly their myths.

I almost went back to school to study forensics, and then I heavily considered grad school for Child Psychology/Art Therapy.

[ScotyUtah]

I can't even go away for a day before this "DUDE" thread is taken over by chicks talking about fuggin' chocolate. Take that shit to the girlies thread. I just got back from watching a race... maybe you heard of it? The Daytona 500? Well the first half was apparently boring but I wouldn't know because I was bashing bumps and shoulder checking trees on the slopes of Utah resort. Made it to a friends house to catch the last 90 laps. Drank a few beers, four or five Jamison's and ginger, ate 4 tacos, cursed profusely and ultimately celebrated my driver finishing in the top ten. Now I'm gonna muck around here for a while and then go watch the Amazing Race. Oh yeah, maybe I'll go take a shower or maybe I won't.

[jampony]

I was bashing bumps and shoulder checking trees on the slopes of Utah resort. Made it to a friends house to catch the last 90 laps. Drank a few beers, four or five Jamison's and ginger, ate 4 tacos, cursed profusely and ultimately celebrated my driver finishing in the top ten.
And did you spit on the ground and scratch your balls in front of other people?

[Pekmboyd]

And did you spit on the ground and scratch your balls in front of other people?

And put your shoes on the coffee table and leave your dirty underwear on the floor?

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I can't even go away for a day before this "DUDE" thread is taken over by chicks talking about fuggin' chocolate.

J.D.H. is a dude - so even dudes talk about chocolate :p
And I bet at some point he scratched something and maybe belched possibly.

[ScotyUtah]

And did you spit on the ground and scratch your balls in front of other people?

I did all that AND scratched my ass vigorously, pissed in the trees again and belched loudly after a long pull of the tall boy budweiser. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Git 'er dun!!!!!

[jampony]

And ... leave your dirty underwear on the floor?
10 points if they had skid marks!

[ScotyUtah]

10 points if they had skid marks!

Nope. Clean breaks EVERY TIME.

[J.D.H.]

J.D.H. is a dude - so even dudes talk about chocolate :p
And I bet at some point he scratched something and maybe belched possibly.

I wasn't talking about chocolate - just thought "what was up with the chocolate fashion show" is all.

[ScotyUtah]

J.D.H., it's time to amp up the testosterone homie. Fashion shows? WTF? Take it to the Girlie Thread.

[Firecat]

Hi T-bag.
What happened that you're going to get a mac? I've been on a mac since college. No problems so far. But I know there is no way I could get my parents to switch from their PC.

Got a G5 desktop and been running a macbook for the last couple of weeks. So nice to have a computer that does what it's told.

[t-bag]

Man. I went away and when I came back my thread had finally exploded. But then it was all about chocolate and fashion shows, so I just skipped it all. If you girls don't like your thread, not my problem. But take it outside, please.

And as for your question, JD, my computer's totally gay. Whereas the Macs I've seen aren't.

[Firecat]

whoa...easy there Mr. Hardaway.

[Pegster]

If you girls don't like your thread, not my problem. But take it outside, please.



I like it here & I'm staying. I feel like what's her name playing at the Masters. Breaking down barriers.

ERA ERA ERA!!

[pearlblackdragon]

I like it here & I'm staying. I feel like what's her name playing at the Masters. Breaking down barriers.

ERA ERA ERA!!

OMG! YOU are such a GIRL! It's
Attica! Attica! Attica!
(Dog Day Afternoon....Al Pacino)

[Pegster]

OMG! YOU are such a GIRL! It's
Attica! Attica! Attica!
(Dog Day Afternoon....Al Pacino)

I was trying to be ironic - or something. I guess it doesn't play as well when you can't hear me saying it. :unsure2:

[minda07]

Ok- So this thread isn't very manly. The half tranny working in my building is more manly than this!

[photochild]

Ok- So this thread isn't very manly. The half tranny working in my building is more manly than this!

I agree. When do you start talking about tool boxes? Manliest man around here is Flipit, because he built himself a desk.

[ScotyUtah]

I'll arm wrestle any dude here. <turning ballcap backwards>

[flipit]

Ok- So this thread isn't very manly. The half tranny working in my building is more manly than this!

OMG that is hilarious! Please post a pic of himher. My super is so uninteresting.

I agree. When do you start talking about tool boxes? Manliest man around here is Flipit, because he built himself a desk.

I wouldn't go that far.....that rigged desk will probably crush me and paralize me because my architectural skills suck it. I recap a design show while I'm high, which has led me to start screwgunning shit and redecorating. It's sick. Not manly. But I'll take it, PC.

[minda07]

OMG that is hilarious! Please post a pic of himher. My super is so uninteresting..

Oh you have to see it. He comes in to change the light bulbs in the recessed lighting on Friday and himher had on the polo that they have to wear and the tightest blue slacks that reminded me of something Audrey Hepburn would wear. Himher's hair had so much product that he could give an 80's hairband a run for their money. Also he wears fake eyelashes and has just got colligen put in the lips. Its a specticle. I will think of something to have him come and fix today so I can get a pic to post!

[Pegster]

Oh you have to see it. He comes in to change the light bulbs in the recessed lighting on Friday and himher had on the polo that they have to wear and the tightest blue slacks that reminded me of something Audrey Hepburn would wear. Himher's hair had so much product that he could give an 80's hairband a run for their money. Also he wears fake eyelashes and has just got colligen put in the lips. Its a specticle. I will think of something to have him come and fix today so I can get a pic to post!

The Dude Thread has morphed into tranny-talk. Love it. Best. Thread. Ever.

Great job, t-bag.

[photochild]

Oh you have to see it. He comes in to change the light bulbs in the recessed lighting on Friday and himher had on the polo that they have to wear and the tightest blue slacks that reminded me of something Audrey Hepburn would wear. Himher's hair had so much product that he could give an 80's hairband a run for their money. Also he wears fake eyelashes and has just got colligen put in the lips. Its a specticle. I will think of something to have him come and fix today so I can get a pic to post!

OMG I'm so jealous. No one interesting like that comes to my office! Our building maintenance guy is a smelly Russian. He's very nice, but he smells funny. The other one is a little spanish guy who always runs to open the door for me and greets me all excited. People do randomly walk into my office because we have a HUGE magazine rack (we print them) and I guess they think we're the general hang out spot for the building. I guess we do get the occasional oddball.

[flipit]

The Dude Thread has morphed into tranny-talk. Love it. Best. Thread. Ever.

Great job, t-bag.

sorry tbag! boobies.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

OOOH that reminds me of the "lady" who works the drive thru at Chick-Fil-A. She is clearly pre-op but I won't be surprised if he is going to op for um.. op.

She (I feel it's polite to call them by the gender they choose) is a big female of color (think Magic Johnson build) with long pretty extensions, long eyelashes and the best lipstick I have ever seen. She is really friendly too every time I go through that drive thru she tells me how pretty I look - it's a total ego boost for me. She's always complementing my hair and scarves and things and I beg her to tell me where she gets her lipstick but she just won't tell. She said if she gives that info away there won't be any left for her.

I would love to make her my tranny best friend. But I am not sure how to do that.

[flipit]

OOOH that reminds me of the "lady" who works the drive thru at Chick-Fil-A. She is clearly pre-op but I won't be surprised if he is going to op for um.. op.

She (I feel it's polite to call them by the gender they choose) is a big female of color (think Magic Johnson build) with long pretty extensions, long eyelashes and the best lipstick I have ever seen. She is really friendly too every time I go through that drive thru she tells me how pretty I look - it's a total ego boost for me. She's always complementing my hair and scarves and things and I beg her to tell me where she gets her lipstick but she just won't tell. She said if she gives that info away there won't be any left for her.

I would love to make her my tranny best friend. But I am not sure how to do that.

You complimented her lipstick, which is the most important first step you could have taken.

Shit. Sorry. I'm leaving now.

[HoneyBunny]

I'll arm wrestle any dude here. <turning ballcap backwards>
I am lighting my farts...is that manly enough?



hb

[Ms. Tumnus]

I could stick my hand down my pants if it helps butch this thread up somewhat.

[minda07]

Oh Ms. Tumnus - I think you just gave the men a little fantasy unintentionally!:blushing:

[Clair]

Minda, I watched Pride and Prejudice this weekend so now I know where this "I can't help thinking that at some point someone is going to produce a piglet and we'll all have to chase it." came from.

[minda07]

Minda, I watched Pride and Prejudice this weekend so now I know where this "I can't help thinking that at some point someone is going to produce a piglet and we'll all have to chase it." came from.

I have seen this movie about 20 times and that is one of my fav quotes from the movie, I think it is fitting for this forum!

[Clair]

It was really, really good and I'm not a big fan of Kiera Knightly.

Doh! We're in The Dude Thread discussing a girl movie. Ummm...

Porn.

Whew, crisis averted.

[Ms. Tumnus]

Oh Ms. Tumnus - I think you just gave the men a little fantasy unintentionally!:blushing:

Oops. I was thinking Al Bundy. NOt at all sexy.

Oh well. this thread is supposed to be for the boys.

[ScotyUtah]

I'm doing my best to bring this back to manliness but the derailment is almost too much to overcome. Anyhow, I went running with the dogs this morning, shoveled snow off the driveway and just finished off a meatball sub. In a little while I'm going to go replace two bathroom light fixtures, install three new sinks and replace a toilet. It's a day off and I got to finish these home projects.

[jampony]

I went running with the dogs this morning, shoveled snow off the driveway and just finished off a meatball sub. In a little while I'm going to go replace two bathroom light fixtures, install three new sinks and replace a toilet.
Dude. I'm guessing 90% of the women on this site can do all those things. You failed to impress me with your manliness.

[Ms. Tumnus]

I'm doing my best to bring this back to manliness but the derailment is almost too much to overcome. Anyhow, I went running with the dogs this morning, shoveled snow off the driveway and just finished off a meatball sub. In a little while I'm going to go replace two bathroom light fixtures, install three new sinks and replace a toilet. It's a day off and I got to finish these home projects.

Dude. I'm guessing 90% of the women on this site can do all those things. You failed to impress me with your manliness.

Count me in the 10%

Well, I could run (Ok, walk) with the dogs, shovel snow, and I'd be all over that meatball sub, but install a sink and toilet? Haven't had the pleasure.

[J.D.H.]

Name your favorite fight scene from any movie.


Fight Club - pitt spits his blood on the guy after letting his bodyguard beat him up. And destroying Jared leto's pretty boy face.

Matrix - Morpheus head busting into the toilet in the fight with Smith. That was cool.

All of District B13.

[photochild]

Count me in the 10%

Well, I could run (Ok, walk) with the dogs, shovel snow, and I'd be all over that meatball sub, but install a sink and toilet? Haven't had the pleasure.

Ditto. I don't count plumbing as one of my talents. I'm not very good at shoveling snow either. I get bored. That meatball sub sounds delish however.

[Ms. Tumnus]

Name your favorite fight scene from any movie.


LOTR: Aragorn kicking ass -- any scene. mmmmmm...Aragorn.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: Harry trash talking then getting punched around by the asshole at the beginning.

Snatch: when Brad Pitt seemingly throws the fight then comes back to kick ass.

[t-bag]

The Crazy 88 massacre in Kill Bill, Volume 1. And the shootout near the end of The Departed was pretty kickass. Especially when the guy killed himself after his car started on fire.

I'm not installing any plumbing or electricity. I'm... uh... going grocery shopping...

If it helps my case, I might get a nice, bloody steak or something.

[zoobabe]

is it too girly to say my fave scene was in Phantom Of The Opera when the Phantom and Raoul fight in the cemetery over Christine?

[may1]

Do boxing movies count? If so, the original Rocky, Million Dollar Baby.
When Sonny beats up his brother in law in the Godfather.

[Pekmboyd]

Um....isn't there a scene in Shrek 2 where the cat fights somebody? Does that count?

Ok I don't make a very good boy. Or girl. Crap.

[J.D.H.]

How about hottest cat fight in a movie?

The girl on girl fight in 2 Days in the Valley comes to mind.

[HoneyBunny]

Name your favorite fight scene from any movie.
Sean Thornton vs. Squire "Red Will" Danaher, "The Quiet Man".



hb

[may1]

How about hottest cat fight in a movie?
.

Old School.

[J.D.H.]

Jim Carey fighting himiself the bathroom in Liar Liar

[HoneyBunny]

How about hottest cat fight in a movie?
Two Gypsy chicks fighting over Sean aka James Bond in 'From Russia with Love.'




hb

[ScotyUtah]

Dude. I'm guessing 90% of the women on this site can do all those things. You failed to impress me with your manliness.

90%? Are you counting yourself in that group? Of course all of what I have accomplished today can be done by most women. The fact is I actually DID these things. Now, I'm going to make myself a cocktail, soak in the hot tub and finally get a shave in.

[Pegster]

Name your favorite fight scene from any movie.


Fight Club - pitt spits his blood on the guy after letting his bodyguard beat him up. And destroying Jared leto's pretty boy face.

Matrix - Morpheus head busting into the toilet in the fight with Smith. That was cool.

All of District B13.

ROTJ: Luke / Darth Vader

Inigo Montoya vs Westley (The Man in Black): The Princess Bride.


is it too girly to say my fave scene was in Phantom Of The Opera when the Phantom and Raoul fight in the cemetery over Christine?

Yes, yes it is.

[ScotyUtah]

Name your favorite fight scene from any movie.

Boondock Saints - The McManus brothers and friends versus the Russian Mobsters.

[J.D.H.]

ROTJ: Luke / Darth Vader

Inigo Montoya vs Westley (The Man in Black): The Princess Bride.

Classic!

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Name your favorite fight scene from any movie.

LOVE your avatar Keoni!

My fave might be (saying might in case I think of another) when Batman (Michael Keaton) fought Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer) and she ended up on top and licked him.

It is also one of the hottest moments on film and makes me feel a little flushed. Is that too girly for this thread?

http://www.filmski.net/slike/automatika/films/1843d.jpg

[J.D.H.]

That Batman and Catwoman fight was great. Catwoman in that movie was hot. But a lot of the rest of the movie kind of sucked, all the catwoman stuff was really good.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

That Batman and Catwoman fight was great. Catwoman in that movie was hot. But a lot of the rest of the movie kind of sucked, all the catwoman stuff was really good.

It's like two movies for me.... I love the Catwoman/Batman stuff and could barely stomach Devito's Penguin - he was so icky.

[J.D.H.]

It's like two movies for me.... I love the Catwoman/Batman stuff and could barely stomach Devito's Penguin - he was so icky.

Exactly. Same for me.

[pearlblackdragon]

The Good vs. The Bad vs. The Ugly (The Good, the bad and the ugly)

The final shootout at the mansion (Scarface)

Bob Barker vs. Happy Gilmore (Happy Gilmore)

John McClane uses an icicle to kill a sentry (Die Hard 2 : Die Harder)

Miho vs. The Cops (Sin City)

Mr. Blond vs. The Cop (Reservoir Dogs)

The last 10 minutes - the multi stand-off (Reservoir Dogs)

I have to stop now. I love fight movies...gun fight, fist fight, ANY fight....I could go on and on about my fave scenes, but these are amongst my most favorites.

[Firecat]

Brotherhood of the Wolf (Le Pacte Des Loups) had some of the best fight scenes i've seen....It also had Monica Bellucci.

Assorted scenes put to some song...doesn't really do the movie justice, and may spoil some...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCrr4KENl-Q

It really is an awesome movie, and I rank it right up there with my other faves (Braveheart and Last of the Mohicans).

[J.D.H.]

The Good vs. The Bad vs. The Ugly (The Good, the bad and the ugly)

The final shootout at the mansion (Scarface)

Bob Barker vs. Happy Gilmore (Happy Gilmore)

John McClane uses an icicle to kill a sentry (Die Hard 2 : Die Harder)

Miho vs. The Cops (Sin City)

Mr. Blond vs. The Cop (Reservoir Dogs)

The last 10 minutes - the multi stand-off (Reservoir Dogs)

I have to stop now. I love fight movies...gun fight, fist fight, ANY fight....I could go on and on about my fave scenes, but these are amongst my most favorites.

Awesome list PBD! Reservoir Dogs!

Brotherhood of the Wolf (Le Pacte Des Loups) had some of the best fight scenes i've seen....It also had Monica Bellucci.

Assorted scenes put to some song...doesn't really do the movie justice, and may spoil some...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCrr4KENl-Q

It really is an awesome movie, and I rank it right up there with my other faves (Braveheart and Last of the Mohicans).

Have you seen District B13? French action film - non stop action - literally non stop - has the most amazing fight and chase scenes. Truly mind blowing. Have you seen The Crying Freeman (I think that's what it's called) by the same director as Brotherhood of the Wolf, his first film I think? I've only heard amazing things about it, haven't seen it.

[Firecat]

Haven't heard of 'em, but gonna look into it....:coolshades:

[J-Unit]

Have you seen District B13? French action film - non stop action - literally non stop - has the most amazing fight and chase scenes. Truly mind blowing. Have you seen The Crying Freeman (I think that's what it's called) by the same director as Brotherhood of the Wolf, his first film I think? I've only heard amazing things about it, haven't seen it.

District B13 had some amazing fight choreography. That thing they do when they are jumping out of windows and onto different buildings and stuff is a whole sport in France. They featured it in a Nike commercial several years back. I was actually surprised how good that movie was.

[J.D.H.]

District B13 had some amazing fight choreography. That thing they do when they are jumping out of windows and onto different buildings and stuff is a whole sport in France. They featured it in a Nike commercial several years back. I was actually surprised how good that movie was.

The movie being good surprised me too.
I was reading up on the sport, Parkour, and found some homemade stuff at youtube and then I came across the clips for B13. Blew. me. away.
I saw it twice here at a little indie movie house.
It felt like the movie was 30 minutes long the way the action seems to flow non-stop.

[pearlblackdragon]

SOLD! Must...rent...District B13....

[J.D.H.]

LOVE your avatar Keoni!
Thanks Tink.

How about 28 Days Later? Zombie fight scenes. Well, more like Zombie chase scenes. Really liked this movie, a lot of good elements in it, plenty of action and tension.

[Ellsbells]

I know! I can pretty much guarentee that no woman I know would find three balls a turn on.

Do you know ANY woman who finds BALLS themselves a turn on??? I know I always say "ohh baby, sweaty hairy balls - bring 'em on!!!"

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Whenever I have dinner at my in-laws I pretend that I am on Survivor...if I just it I will win the million.

Is your quote missing something? Or am I?

Do you know ANY woman who finds BALLS themselves a turn on??? I know I always say "ohh baby, sweaty hairy balls - bring 'em on!!!"

I take the fifth on this one... :whistling:

But loving your sig too! :thumbup1:

[giffordsaz]

The movie being good surprised me too.
I was reading up on the sport, Parkour, and found some homemade stuff at youtube and then I came across the clips for B13. Blew. me. away.

My 20 y/o son Parkours at Arizona State University with a group. I have gotten one call at midnight asking to get him to a Hospital if that tells you anything about the sport!! He has life long scars mostly on the shins and hands from what they do. He comes home and 'runs' with his younger brother and they now compare scars and text each other the lastest bloody scabby cuts.

Do you know ANY woman who finds BALLS themselves a turn on??? I know I always say "ohh baby, sweaty hairy balls - bring 'em on!!!"

This might better be asked and answered in the pretty in pink chick thread. No way in hell will I state here what I find a use for and do to these unmentionables.

[t-bag]

District B13 had some amazing fight choreography. That thing they do when they are jumping out of windows and onto different buildings and stuff is a whole sport in France. They featured it in a Nike commercial several years back. I was actually surprised how good that movie was.

I read a Rolling Stone article about the movie, and apparently at the premier in France, two guys who were late, in true Parkour style, scampered down the middle of a spiral staircase to get downstairs, and raced to the theater doors right as they were closing.

[minda07]

Ok - This is not my favorite fight scene but still one of my favorite ways someone has died in a movie. In Friday the 13th (not sure which one) When Jason zips the dude up in his sleeping bag and bashes against a tree a couple times. I think thats classic!

[J.D.H.]

Is your quote missing something? Or am I?

It read better at postsecret.

[J.D.H.]

My 20 y/o son Parkours at Arizona State University with a group. I have gotten one call at midnight asking to get him to a Hospital if that tells you anything about the sport!! He has life long scars mostly on the shins and hands from what they do. He comes home and 'runs' with his younger brother and they now compare scars and text each other the lastest bloody scabby cuts.

It looks dangerous. I've seen some skater videos and the kids crash and have bones sticking out and contusions (sp?). Nasty stuff. I have a friend who busted up his wrist skating - now he has a life long injury that surgery couldn't fix. He can't put any wieght in/on that hand. Sucks. He was a daredevil.

[Ms. Tumnus]

ROTJ:Inigo Montoya vs Westley (The Man in Black): The Princess Bride.

OMG, YES!

Do you know ANY woman who finds BALLS themselves a turn on??? I know I always say "ohh baby, sweaty hairy balls - bring 'em on!!!"

:lol:

[TinkerbellAPixie]

It read better at postsecret.

I don't think it read badly - just thought a word was missing? Maybe?

But ----------------- Hello to you too

[roob]

So, I step away for three days and come back to see a Dude-centric thread. Which I've been thinking was a good idea.

And before I even clicked in, I saw that there was a bunch of action. And knew before I even opened it that it had been hijacked.

T-Bag, the intentions were great. We're just hopelessly outnumbered. Which isn't always a bad thing!

[ScotyUtah]

And before I even clicked in, I saw that there was a bunch of action. And knew before I even opened it that it had been hijacked.

I tried. I really did, but the ratio is looking to be overwhelming... not that I have a problem with that. :D

[minda07]

I tried. I really did, but the ratio is looking to be overwhelming... not that I have a problem with that. :D

Yeah if guys in here are single there are more than a few single ladies in here.:thumbup1:

[roob]

I tried. I really did, but the ratio is looking to be overwhelming... not that I have a problem with that. :D


I know - believe me, I completely admire the effort. Home repair, stock cars, bodily functions and beer. Doesn't get more dude-esque than that.

The only athletic connection I had this weekend was playing and coaching soccer with the kids, and watching the Tour of California bike race finish the first leg in my town yesterday. Not exactly the manliest of sports - but sports nonetheless.

We did pick a spot to watch the race directly in front of a bar - and that bar has some of my money. So the effort was given. Beer was consumed.

[minda07]

I'm not a dude but I went to the Florida Panthers vs Tampa Bay Lighting hockey game and cheered very loudly when the got into three fights. I also had peanuts which I threw the shells on the ground - I didn't have a beer, but I had a rum and coke.

[ScotyUtah]

Good job Roob! A solid effort. That's all you can ask around here. Jampony tried to call me out on my efforts but I think she was just trying to goad me into talking about my hang-down...

[zoobabe]

if I have a car question I promise to ask the "dudes" of Tvgasm b/c that is the way I'm most girly. I'm clueless except I know where things are in a car- I'm just afraid to try and fix them.

heads up to the girls out there: always carry jumper cables in your car b/c I DO and a few weeks ago I left my headlights on and needed a jump after work and the guy that helped me said "you're a smart woman to carry these with you". Little did he know that an ex-boyfriend made me keep them in my car.:) Just in case.

[Pekmboyd]

if I have a car question I promise to ask the "dudes" of Tvgasm b/c that is the way I'm most girly. I'm clueless except I know where things are in a car- I'm just afraid to try and fix them.

heads up to the girls out there: always carry jumper cables in your car b/c I DO and a few weeks ago I left my headlights on and needed a jump after work and the guy that helped me said "you're a smart woman to carry these with you". Little did he know that an ex-boyfriend made me keep them in my car.:) Just in case.

I couldn't agree with you more zoobabe! You can get a pretty decent emergency kit at Walmart for 30-40 bucks (jumper cables, emergency blankets, pop up cones and reflectors, etc), and EVERYBODY should have one in EVERY car you own.

I went to the post office one day and there was this little old lady standing outside next to her car with the hood propped open. A man was standing there doing nothing. It turns out she had been standing there for AN HOUR (in South Carolina, in June) waiting for somebody with jumper cables. The man stopped and wanted desperately to help, to the point where he'd been standing with her for over 30 minutes, but he didn't have cables. Not a single person visiting the post office over the course of an hour had a pair of cables (or were so heartless they wouldn't lend them). I was so relieved to be able to help the poor woman.

[t-bag]

So, I step away for three days and come back to see a Dude-centric thread. Which I've been thinking was a good idea.

And before I even clicked in, I saw that there was a bunch of action. And knew before I even opened it that it had been hijacked.

T-Bag, the intentions were great. We're just hopelessly outnumbered. Which isn't always a bad thing!

My only hope is that this thread can outlast the Girlie thread. I'm already ashamed that they beat us to the gender-centric thread. It was Adam and then Eve, not the other way around.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

heads up to the girls out there: always carry jumper cables in your car

Not only do I have jumper cables - but I have a mobile generator thing - it will jump my car (no need to wait for anyone) I can pump bike tires, I can run appliances in the event of a hurricane. I can charge my cell phone off it.

http://www.a2zsolutions.com/media/prodimg/xpower-pp300.jpg

Now if THAT isn't a manly toy I don't know what is!

Actually - I'll post some of the specs (there's just so darned many)so we can all grunt and moan in manly appreciation:

XPower Portable Powerpacks are battery integrated systems that provide silent, portable household power. They integrate a battery and inverter to provide portable electricity and backup power anytime, anywhere. XPower Powerpacks are also ideal for power emergencies. XPower Powerpack 300 Plus models include a built-in fluorescent emergency light, jumper cables, and a built-in air compressor for inflating tires and small sports equipment.
Product Features:

Runs 115-volt AC or 12-volt DC products anywhere
Air compressor for inflating tires and small sports equipment
Jumper cables designed for safe and efficient jump-starting
Built-in fluorescent light provides illumination in emergency situations at home and on the road
Battery level meter allows for easy battery status monitoring
Audible alarm signals overheat and under voltage conditions
Smart circuitry protects XPower from damage from reverse polarity jumpstart connection
Overload and over-temperature protection to ensure longer inverter life
AC charger input socket offers battery overcharge protection
Recharge at home or from a vehicle

Accessories:
Jumper Cables
Nozzle Adapters - pump air into your vehicle tires or small inflatable sports equipment
AC Charger
DC Charging Cable
Accessory bag
Applications:
Inflate tires
Jump-start vehicles
Charge cordless and cellular phones
Power emergency lights, TVs, and radios
Run home security systems
Pump air into small inflatable sports equipment
Power camcorders, video games, stereos, 13" TV/VCR combos, hand-held blenders, fans, computers, laptops, clock radios, small power tools, and more

When I had my accident last year the police officers and paramedics were teasing me in the ER about how they were all fighting over who was gonna get to keep it.

[Pegster]

heads up to the girls out there: always carry jumper cables in your car b/c I DO and a few weeks ago I left my headlights on and needed a jump after work and the guy that helped me said "you're a smart woman to carry these with you". Little did he know that an ex-boyfriend made me keep them in my car.:) Just in case.

Eh. That's what AAA is for. My dad asked me if I had them. I said I don't need them - I have a phone.

[jampony]

Good job Roob! A solid effort. That's all you can ask around here. Jampony tried to call me out on my efforts but I think she was just trying to goad me into talking about my hang-down...

Thank god for urban dictionary or I wouldn't have known that we should be talking about this very serious female medical condition in the girlie thread.

PS: The Director of HR at work was feeling a little estrogen overload, too, (90% women in my office) so I scratched my ass a couple of times and said fuck a lot and that seemed to make him happy. I have a feeling this thread is too far gone to be butched up by a couple of swear words, though. :(

[campfiregirl]

Not only do I have jumper cables - but I have a mobile generator thing - it will jump my car (no need to wait for anyone) I can pump bike tires, I can run appliances in the event of a hurricane. I can charge my cell phone off it.

http://www.a2zsolutions.com/media/prodimg/xpower-pp300.jpg

Now if THAT isn't a manly toy I don't know what is!

Actually - I'll post some of the specs (there's just so darned many)so we can all grunt and moan in manly appreciation:

XPower Portable Powerpacks are battery integrated systems that provide silent, portable household power. They integrate a battery and inverter to provide portable electricity and backup power anytime, anywhere. XPower Powerpacks are also ideal for power emergencies. XPower Powerpack 300 Plus models include a built-in fluorescent emergency light, jumper cables, and a built-in air compressor for inflating tires and small sports equipment.
Product Features:

Runs 115-volt AC or 12-volt DC products anywhere
Air compressor for inflating tires and small sports equipment
Jumper cables designed for safe and efficient jump-starting
Built-in fluorescent light provides illumination in emergency situations at home and on the road
Battery level meter allows for easy battery status monitoring
Audible alarm signals overheat and under voltage conditions
Smart circuitry protects XPower from damage from reverse polarity jumpstart connection
Overload and over-temperature protection to ensure longer inverter life
AC charger input socket offers battery overcharge protection
Recharge at home or from a vehicle

Accessories:
Jumper Cables
Nozzle Adapters - pump air into your vehicle tires or small inflatable sports equipment
AC Charger
DC Charging Cable
Accessory bag
Applications:
Inflate tires
Jump-start vehicles
Charge cordless and cellular phones
Power emergency lights, TVs, and radios
Run home security systems
Pump air into small inflatable sports equipment
Power camcorders, video games, stereos, 13" TV/VCR combos, hand-held blenders, fans, computers, laptops, clock radios, small power tools, and more

When I had my accident last year the police officers and paramedics were teasing me in the ER about how they were all fighting over who was gonna get to keep it.

So now we know she can still be here in the event of disaster!
That's our Tink.:D

[flipit]

Damn, Tink! If a storm's a comin' I'm staying w u!

My only hope is that this thread can outlast the Girlie thread. I'm already ashamed that they beat us to the gender-centric thread. It was Adam and then Eve, not the other way around.

yes, but eve has the DRAMA. adam's always played by a boring white guy.

I have a feeling this thread is too far gone to be butched up by a couple of swear words, though. :(

No, you scratched your ass, too. that counts.

right?

[minda07]

No, you scratched your ass, too. that counts.

right?

Maybe if she adjusts the front too!:scared:

[Ms. Tumnus]

Maybe if she adjusts the front too!:scared:

How, exactly, do we do that? I'm scared.

[minda07]

I am not sure I will work on it and get back to you.:unsure: :w00t:

[jampony]

Maybe if she adjusts the front too!:scared:

Besides playing with my bra, there's not much in the front I can adjust so instead, during a meeting, I sat way back in my chair and rested my hand in the waistband of my pants. And then I belched.

[giffordsaz]

Okay guys... A why do they do this question.....

In Arizona I have noticed dudes with SUV's.... have attached great big (12 inches long,8 inches wide) Brass balls... not just balls but the whole Scrotal sac.... hanging down from where the hitch goes..... wrinkled up sac with balls in it.... eeewwww

to dress you truck in private parts... and run them all over town.... in front of kids.... geez what is the point.....?

[t-bag]

I'm not going to say they're compensating for something, but only because I'm worried someone on the fori has a pair of balls hanging from his truck.

But, yeah, compensation.

[lennonwhore]

its almost March Madness time!! (is basketball dude enough?)

[ScotyUtah]

its almost March Madness time!! (is basketball dude enough?)

Hell yes! I'll be reporting from Vegas during the Sweet 16. Debauchery is bound to ensue when I'm there.

[Ms. Tumnus]

Hell yes! I'll be reporting from Vegas during the Sweet 16. Debauchery is bound to ensue when I'm there.

We would expect nothing less.

[Schoonie]

Dude, I am going to Vegas in March too! Random vacation with a bunch of my college buddies. I'll probably too drunk to get near a computer, though.

[roob]

Hell yes! I'll be reporting from Vegas during the Sweet 16. Debauchery is bound to ensue when I'm there.

Major jealousy working! I thought about going the first weekend of the tournament, but I turn 40 that weekend and my wife would have had my ass.

The idea of planting myself in sports book for four solid days of March Madness - that'd have been nice. Maybe next year, though I heard it's near impossible to get around in Vegas that weekend.

[may1]

I'm not going to say they're compensating for something, but only because I'm worried someone on the fori has a pair of balls hanging from his truck.

But, yeah, compensation.

My sister had those balls on her truck. She got a flat tire one day, and didn't have any money to pay the guy who stopped to change the tire for her. So, she gave him her balls. She is such a piece of work. I think those balls are horrible.

[minda07]

My sister had those balls on her truck. She got a flat tire one day, and didn't have any money to pay the guy who stopped to change the tire for her. So, she gave him her balls. She is such a piece of work. I think those balls are horrible.

I can just see that conversation - Hey I can't pay your for your help but I can give you my balls! Hahahaha!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[giffordsaz]

Okay, I feel my Dark Blue with Sparkles Hyundai Sonata is a chick car..... I actually love this car and it's 10 year warranty but it is a girl...
question:
Where so I get the 12 inch vaJaJa to hang off the back... or maybe a pink taco ......................

[lennonwhore]

i don.t know about a vajayjay, but i have a air freshner hanging off from my car that says "fast,cheap and out of control"

i think it gets the message across

[giffordsaz]

i don.t know about a vajayjay, but i have a air freshner hanging off from my car that says "fast,cheap and out of control"

i think it gets the message across

Ha! i saw a guy leaving the high school with this on the back of his car...
........Gas---Grass---or Ass.......
.........Nobody Rides for Free......

funny at first thought,
but where are his parents???????????????

*sorry guys to use the words vaJaJa or pink taco in your dude thread... I'm out*

[lennonwhore]

i just got my season tickets for the U of L 2007 football season! i wanted to share my joy and post it in the dude thread (as they are tickets to a sporting event)!!!!

btw...totally love football

[minda07]

Congrats on the tickets - Its fun when you prepay for tickets so when you actually go to the game you don't feel bad spending good money on the booze!!!!!!! I have season tickets to the Florida Panthers and even though they are not that great, I love hockey and go to every home game - all 42 of them. It is so much fun and a good excuse to drink on a week night!

[Pegster]

Ha! i saw a guy leaving the high school with this on the back of his car...
........Gas---Grass---or Ass.......
.........Nobody Rides for Free......

funny at first thought,
but where are his parents???????????????



He was probably a teacher.
Or a guidance counselor.

On a side note, did you happen to find out if he's single?

[giffordsaz]

He was probably a teacher.
Or a guidance counselor.

On a side note, did you happen to find out if he's single?

now that is just wrong peg....

[HoneyBunny]

now that is just wrong peg....
Exsqueeze me? 'One step over the line' Giff is calling out Peg?

pishaw...




hb

[giffordsaz]

Exsqueeze me? 'One step over the line' Giff is calling out Peg?

pishaw...
hb
I know, I am so ashamed...... :blushing:
beer and tiredness is my only excuse........ :sleep: :unsure:
nubbin nubbin nubbin

[flipit]

LOL chooch! this one's for you!

http://www.awayawhile.com/images/pwoman.jpg

[supermarketgirl]

I totally changed my OWN tire this weekend. I fully admit that it was a total pain, and extremely hard, but I did it all by myself!!! :thumbup: So, you know, it was very "dude" like, so I thought I'd post it here.

Too bad I also chipped a nail while doing it...I was almost a dude for a second, but I was upset about the nail later. (sorry t-bag, I tried! I still have a crush on you though!):wub:

[Quidam]

That is great SMG, what an accomplishment, with or without nails! I remember the first time I jumped my car. Was so afraid I was going to electrocute myself or blowup the battery in my face. http://www.nightscrawlers.com/forum/images/smilies/shock.gif Now I'm a pro! My 16 yo daughter went a couple of weeks ago and bought her X-box new tires, we're starting her young!!!

[supermarketgirl]

THANKS Quidam! I was totally proud of myself! I had to jump my car ALL the time in HS - it didn't like cold, or rain, or the heat. Basically weather in any form. But I was ALWAYS scared, every single time!

I was only upset about my nail (the left thumb, to be exact) because I had JUST treated myself and gotten them done for the first time in MONTHS! Grad school is expensive, and I hardly ever treat myself to anything anymore. So I FINALLY do, and I get a flat tire. Oh well, I get to brag about it now, so no harm done! ;)

[Quidam]

Next time maybe you can save a nail, use a Jack...

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/kristina48/tire.jpg

Of course I’ll be reamed for sullying The “Dude” thread. Oh well!

[Ms. Tumnus]

Of course I’ll be reamed for sullying The “Dude” thread. Oh well!

Sullying??? no -- improving. Paying homage to the dudes that make this world a better place to look at.

[supermarketgirl]

Next time maybe you can save a nail, use a Jack...

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/kristina48/tire.jpg

Of course I’ll be reamed for sullying The “Dude” thread. Oh well!

I'll have to remember to keep one in my trunk...

:lol:

[Pegster]

I would like to again mention how happy I am that half-nekked men have shown up on pretty much every thread.

I'm sure this is what t-bag wanted this thread to be about. :tonguewag:

[lennonwhore]

secretly, it was what he wanted :tongue_smilie:

[Chris]

It's what I wanted and I'm a dude so I think this is all good.

[luffy]

cool boys only club - you're not enforcing that too well tho! geez

[t-bag]

This thread sucks.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

cool boys only club - you're not enforcing that too well tho! geez

So luffy is either another fan of men - or you fellas might actually have another dude to add to your paltry ranks. :thumbup1:

[Pegster]

This thread sucks.

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t253/Pegster_album/ericjeremy.jpg

There, better?

[Chris]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t253/Pegster_album/ericjeremy.jpg

There, better?

Oh man, I could stare at those two all day. We got to see Eric's nipple rings last night! I was excited. And a little ashamed. But mostly excited.

[chooch850]

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/Jlm-Muscle20Cars-197020Plymouth20Ba.jpg

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/1971_dodge_challenger.jpg


http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/053006_1.jpg


These are for you guys to look at. The lime green one is a '70 'Cuda and the purple one is a '71 dodge Challenger. I had a '70 challenger of the same purple color in 1976. It was an automatic with a 383 magnum in it. We had a '69 ply 'cuda with a 340 small block. It was a 4 speed and it would shit n get. I have a '68 cuda now with a 360 in it. Not the original engine, it came stock with a 318.

The last pic is a covey of corvettes, all kinds and colors.... it'd be nice to have those.... just one would be ok.

[ScotyUtah]

These are for you guys to look at. The lime green one is a '70 'Cuda and the purple one is a '71 dodge Challenger. I had a '70 challenger of the same purple color in 1976. It was an automatic with a 383 magnum in it. We had a '69 ply 'cuda with a 340 small block. It was a 4 speed and it would shit n get. I have a '68 cuda now with a 360 in it. Not the original engine, it came stock with a 318.

The last pic is a covey of corvettes, all kinds and colors.... it'd be nice to have those.... just one would be ok.

Nice! Here's something else for us guys....

http://www.carstuckgirls.com/b014%20Mudwrestling-Stuck.jpg

[giffordsaz]

cool boys only club - you're not enforcing that too well tho! geez

Like they have any clue how to control us....
we own them and this thread....
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup1:

[Ms. Tumnus]

Question: What does the (NSFW) that they've added to this and the other Dude thread ("Calling out yours truly") mean?

Not suitable for women?
Never seen fatter wombats?
No snow for winter?

Enquiring minds want to know.

[Quidam]

Question: What does the (NSFW) that they've added to this and the other Dude thread ("Calling out yours truly") mean?

Not suitable for women?
Never seen fatter wombats?
No snow for winter?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Not safe for work...kinda like POS parent over shoulder only for us working stiffs. ;)

Although I do love the fatter wombats version!

[Ms. Tumnus]

Not safe for work...kinda like POS parent over shoulder only for us working stiffs. ;)

Although I do love the fatter wombats version!

Ahhhh...that makes MUCH more sense.

[Pegster]

Question: What does the (NSFW) that they've added to this and the other Dude thread ("Calling out yours truly") mean?

Not suitable for women?
Never seen fatter wombats?
No snow for winter?

Enquiring minds want to know.

It means "these are the threads Ms. Tumnus will check first evey time she logs on."

[Ms. Tumnus]

It means "these are the threads Ms. Tumnus will check first evey time she logs on."

How on Earth did I get such a bad reputation?

Oh. Right.

http://www.diariolatigazo.com/wp-content/photos/guapo_34.jpg

[ScotyUtah]

I saw nothing here that should be construed NSFW. Nakedness is NSFW, but bikini's and dudes with shirts off, not so much. Come on.

[Quidam]

So in the parking lot I spotted this vehicle and thought it's got to be relations to the thread author...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/holly46559/andrewshue-11.jpg

[minda07]

I love that it has a barbie head on the hitch! Who knew Tbag lived near you!

[giffordsaz]

So, what do you guys think of tits?

Hey! No girls allowed!

So in the parking lot I spotted this vehicle and thought it's got to be relations to the thread author...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/holly46559/andrewshue-11.jpg


Well this whole thread went to hell T-bag, I actually thought is was dead but i see Quidam tried to help you dudes by posting pictures of cars.... yea, cars..... so sad.... and now you are labeled NSFW.... funny, in a girlie cute way.:tonguewag:

[Ms. Tumnus]

Well this whole thread went to hell T-bag, I actually thought is was dead but i see Quidam tried to help you dudes by posting pictures of cars.... yea, cars..... so sad.... and now you are labeled NSFW.... funny, in a girlie cute way.:tonguewag:

Poor poor misunderstood T-Bag. He can't get no respect.

http://www.bluntpencil.com/Rodney-Dangerfield.gif

[Pekmboyd]

I saw nothing here that should be construed NSFW. Nakedness is NSFW, but bikini's and dudes with shirts off, not so much. Come on.

It's not about what WE think is NSFW, it's what our BOSSES think is NSFW.

[RachWho?]

So in the parking lot I spotted this vehicle and thought it's got to be relations to the thread author...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/holly46559/andrewshue-11.jpg

So T-Bag is a Doctor?

[Ms. Tumnus]

So T-Bag is a Doctor?

OMG. I was reading it phonetically and just read "dirtbag"

Ha! Dr. T-Bag.

(I know a few ladies who'd like to play Dr. with him...until they realized how young he was).

[t-bag]

I go to class, come back, and there have been like a million posts today, about half of them being insults about me. If someone could just send me a PM at the end of the day compiling all the best insults I received today, it would make my life easier. That way, I wouldn't have to click on a thread, see everyone laughing, wonder, "What's so funny?" and then after I've clicked back four pages, find out it's just another joke at my expense.

And I'll be a doctor some day! You'll all see! And then who will be laughing?! Not my patients, that's for sure.

[lennonwhore]

i would love to play dr with you t-bag!

[Ms. Tumnus]

Here's a dude

http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/amazingrace/season11/TARAS%20NippleRing.JPG

[Pegster]

Here's a dude

http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/amazingrace/season11/TARAS%20NippleRing.JPG

Ha. Like that you named NippleRing. Poor t-bag, up all night again. At least it's the weekend.

[Ms. Tumnus]

Ha. Like that you named NippleRing. Poor t-bag, up all night again. At least it's the weekend.

Oh, I didn't name him. That was from the recap.

And isn't it spring break down there? He's can go all week with sleepless nights if he wants.

['tonyagasm']

awww thought this would actually be a thread just for dudes. :thumbdown:

[jampony]

awww thought this would actually be a thread just for dudes. :thumbdown:

It was supposed to be but not enough guys showed up, so we girls thought it was necessary to fill the void. ;)

PS: Could somebody puh-lease edit whatever picture is making this thread so huge?

[chooch850]

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/caption0315.jpg

Here's a lady for Firecat...... I'm sure he could handle her.... it'd be too much for t-bag.

She can interview her own asshole and fart in her own face.... that's impressive.

[lennonwhore]

wowzers! indeed, the perfect lady for firecat

[may1]

Hey she can do her own colonoscopy. Check for hemerroids. Pop that pimple on her ass.

[RachWho?]

Hey she can do her own colonoscopy. Check for hemerroids. Pop that pimple on her ass.

check to see if last night's corn on the cob was well-digested...

[minda07]

This is a picture for Firecat - one of his favorite things with one of my favorite things!

[lennonwhore]

tongues?

[Firecat]

Is that my dear sweet hayden? And what appears to be the Stanley cup....

[minda07]

Ohhhh - it sure is! Lord Stanleys Cup visited the heros set!

[Firecat]

I wish I was that cup.....

[jampony]

Did anyone see the cheerleading movie Hayden was in on the Family channel? It was like Bring it On Another Time or something. Maybe it hasn't even aired yet, but I saw a commercial a couple of weeks ago.

[Firecat]

I saw a promo for it yesterday, but I think its been around for some time. I'll have to find out when it airs next....Hayden was in the movie Ice Princess, which was nice.

[jampony]

Really? It was nice? Was it lovely, too?

[Firecat]

Are you mocking me?

[jampony]

Sorry. You're usually more descriptive. I bow my head in shame for making fun of you in the dude thread.

[t-bag]

Yeah, go talk to your gal pals about shopping.

[Firecat]

and dildos

[giffordsaz]

did someone mention dildos!!!! are they the kind with the rotating ball bearings and a hummingbird attachment... because those ROCK... at bit on the pricey side though.... and I would get the extra pumping action next time.... and if you all get one don't forget the warming lotion..... a perfect date!

[Quidam]

You speak of B.O.B.

Battery Operated Boyfriend

[lennonwhore]

this talk of girls and dildos just made me think of the old lady who comes on the Oh channel late at night...the sex doctor...can.t remember her name, though

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Dr. Sue Johanson.

Not that I watch.. um...

yeh.

[Ms. Tumnus]

Yet another Canadian...I'm so proud.

[t-bag]

Man, is she ever fantastic, or what? My favorite episode was the one where she used her wooden dolls to illustrate how a quadriplegic couple should have sex (hint: they needed two very close friends to help move stuff for them). Or the one where she told the girl with innie nipples to cut them open and put pebbles in them, like the ancient Egyptians used to do. That was some terrible advice.

[chooch850]

I have a present for Firecat......

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/hef4.jpg

[Keoni]

Looks like two presents.

[Firecat]

For T-bag and other BSG fans.

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Grace-Park/Grace-Park-3.JPG
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Grace-Park/Grace-Park-1.JPG
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Grace-Park/Grace-Park-4.JPG
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Grace-Park/Grace-Park-5.JPG

[Firecat]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Grace-Park/Grace-Park-6.JPG
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Grace-Park/Grace-Park-7.JPG
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Grace-Park/Grace-Park-8.JPG
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Grace-Park/Grace-Park-9.JPG

[Pegster]

Thanks for the life-sized photos firecat.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Damn those were HUGE!

[minda07]

Wow - those are really big pictures - and a lot of them:glare:

[Ms. Tumnus]

It's not just the pictures that were huge!:eek:

[t-bag]

Thanks, FC. Now I can still jack off to her until the show comes back in 2008!

[jasminetheawesome]

Thanks, FC. Now I can still jack off to her until the show comes back in 2008!

I hadn't heard the term "jack off" in quite a while. The other variations seemed to be taking over. Thanks for bringing back an old classic.

[Firecat]

I can't really find a suitable pic. But the girl from Lexx (Xenia Seeburg)...totally hot. I never really followed the show, just watched when she was on screen.

http://alwheaties.com/Auction/TVGuideLexx.jpg

[giffordsaz]

I hadn't heard the term "jack off" in quite a while. The other variations seemed to be taking over. Thanks for bringing back an old classic.

Yesterday at my sons baseball game I actually was told by my perfect hubby....
"you cannot yell ---wack it hard baby" :scared:
ever again in public, or ever on a baseball field... funny thing is it wasn't even MY kid at the plate..... and the guy wacked it too.... got a single but 2 RBI's

[chooch850]

Wack it hard Firecat !!!!!!!!1http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/hayden-panettiere-17.jpg

[Firecat]

She's so pretty.......I would never defile her like that.

[chooch850]

She is beautiful isn't she. Hope fame doesn't do to her what it does to so many.

[Ms. Tumnus]

She is beautiful isn't she. Hope fame doesn't do to her what it does to so many.

Too late!!!!1 did you know that SHE SMOKES?????6

[campfiregirl]

I just hope she keeps her hair.


Oh wait it's all indestructible.

[minda07]

Too late!!!!1 did you know that SHE SMOKES?????6

And she was having the sex with a 26 year old - thats just what I heard:ohmy:

[ScotyUtah]

Antics in Vegas were suitable to mention in this thread. I was there for a bachelor party and to gamble on March Madness hoops. Anyhow, best night was Friday... the bachelor was forced to carry around "Monique - the unique sheep" all night and we all dressed stylish, including the ever so subtle dick-in-the-box accessory. I may be able to provide some pics after I blur the faces of those wishing to remain anonymous. Stay tuned.

[Ms. Tumnus]

Antics in Vegas were suitable to mention in this thread. I was there for a bachelor party and to gamble on March Madness hoops. Anyhow, best night was Friday... the bachelor was forced to carry around "Monique - the unique sheep" all night and we all dressed stylish, including the ever so subtle dick-in-the-box accessory. I may be able to provide some pics after I blur the faces of those wishing to remain anonymous. Stay tuned.

I love how Scoty is so willing to post pics of his drunken escapades.

:thumbup:

[RachWho?]

This is for you, FC. I saw it and I thought you'd like it:

[minda07]

Wow she is licking that chicks boob! I think she is a party girl!

[lennonwhore]

she just wants some milk...

[Firecat]

This is for you, FC. I saw it and I thought you'd like it:

You spoil me.....:w00t:

[Firecat]

Wasn't sure where to post this...soo....

Alright, I was waiting in line at the supermarket and was browsing the GQ magazine. Now I love Jessica Alba (She was on the cover), but this photo within looks kinda stupid. IMO. What does the photographer say? "Yeah, drink some of that water...good...now let it dribble out of your mouth....sexxxy!"

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5630/05aq0.jpg

[minda07]

Firecat - It means she spits not swallows!

[ScotyUtah]

It means she saw me walking by and forgot about everything else.

[jampony]

It means she's had too much Botox and she can't close her mouth.

[here4beer]

She's paying homage to Waaaaalt! ?