flipit
07-02-2007, 04:23 PM
Hello everyone! It is time for us to witness another
episode of Engaged and Underage, the show where kids
get married! the latest episode features two 18 year
olds (underage?) who just can't wait to rush every
aspect of their lives. Let's keep watching (and
laughing) shall we?
We head to Fremont, CA for the marital union of Angel
and Christian. They have been best friends for 6 1/2
years, and have an 11 month old son named Tanner. Wow
these guys are already starting things off right, huh.
We begin with the two asking why they love each other.
It's always a good sign when you need to ask that.
Angel claims she loves christian because he is always
there for her and "has really good kisses." We all
know that kissing is really what you should look for
when choosing a spouse.
The drama of this engagement is that Christian's mom
doesn't want him to get married. I for one cannot
believe the mother of an 18 year old would rather her
son go to college than get married. She has some
nerve. Angel claims to not want her mother in law to
hate her, but she thinks it will never change. That is
some positive thinking right there.
The next scene is Christian talking to his mom,Rose,
about the wedding. She says she supported him going to
college, and his aspiring career in golf. She thinks
he is rushing this and they should wait another year.
I'm not sure what the extra year would do, but im not
going to argue against anyone who is against this
marriage. Christian thinks getting married is the
right thing to do because they have a son, and he
doesn't know how to work full time, go to school, and
still take care of Angel and the baby. Ever hear of a
condom Christian? That little invention could have
solved all your problems. Angel joins the two, and her
and Rose start going at it. Angel thinks that
Christian needs to be there to help take care of their
son, but Rose thinks Angel took on that responsibility
when she chose not to have an abortion. Angel thinks
this is the only reason Rose doesn't like her. Rose
defends herself by saying that she just wanted Angel
to consider all options and that she did not push her
into an abortion. So basically, Angel is mad at Rose
because Rose thought their lives would have been
better if they didnt have a child before they were
even allowed to drink legally. Isn't Rose just the
biggest bitch? Christian cries because life is just
too hard.
Later at home, Angel tells Christian that she didn't
appreciate him not defending her to his mom. He says
he did when she wasn't there and that he can't change
something that already happened. Angel has a friend
over and complains to the camera that she couldn't go
to prom and that she hasnt been able to go out and
have fun since having the baby. I feel so bad for her.
She complains some more about how Christian ditched
her on her first mother's day to go golfing with his
friends. I have been watching this girl for 5 minutes
and would rather chew off my arm than hang out with
her on mothers day. She reveals that Rose may not come
to the wedding.
Next is Christian and his friends golfing. They race
gold carts and comment on the wildlife (large
parakeets are native only to Fremont golf courses).
Christian does not think that being married will
effect his hanging out with his friends. I am really
starting to worry if this guy is even competent enough
to consent to being married.
With a week to go until the wedding, the lovebirds get
their marriage license. They have a brilliant
conversation about what the "W" stands for in their
ticket number; he thinks wedding, she thinks it should
say "M" for marriage licese. Nevermind, i worry that
both of them are not competent enough to consent to
marriage. Angel tell the clerk that she needs a
"marriage license thingy." The clerk looks totally
unamused. Angel says that she has never written a
check and needs Christian to coach her through it. The
clerk looks even more unamused. I feel so bad for
these people. Most of them are probably single and
they have to sit and give marriage licenses to kids
like this.
In the car, Christian receives a call from his friend
Chad. Christian stupidly says "I need to tell you
some stuff", which is code for "I can't talk with
Angel here". Despite her stupidity, Angel catches on
to this and starts drilling about the "stuff" he is
talking about. It all has to do with his upcoming
bachelor party. Angel's rules are no girls, no
strippers, and no drinking. So what the fuck is he
going to do? Have a tarot card reading with all his
closest friends? They get into a fight (with baby in
backseat). Angel says that he pinky promised that he
wouldn't break any of her rules. OMG, He pinky
promised people! everyone knows that pinky promises
are the end all be all for promise making. How dare he
break the pinky. He says he'll do what he wants at his
party, and that she shouldn't make rules for him.
Angel says she can do whatever she wants. This is
where it gets good. She says he is acting
disrespectful, he counters with "you're not my mom",
she fires back with "thank god." Then she says "you
really are a fat idiot aren't you." He says "fat,
maybe. idiot, no". You tell her Christian. Yeah, this
was the most interesting part of the episode, mostly
because the guy is marrying a girl who calls him a fat
idiot.
Christian talks to his friend Chad about the argument.
He wonders what the marriage will be like if she is
already giving him rules. Um, you just started
wondering that? Angel confides in her hairdresser
about the fight, who says "Christian is a big boy and
can make his own decisions." Angel doesn't listen and
goes on to stupidly say "I trust Christian, but not
Christian and Chad." In other words, she doesn't trust
Christian.
The wild, crazy Bachelor Party. If I were Christian
and my girl said what Angel did about the party, I
would be at the strip club, totally plastered with a
girl on my lap, on camera saying "Fuck You Angel".
However, Christian decides that him and his friend
will spend the night exercising and juggling. From
what i can see there are like 10 people there. They
end the night with watching a movie and going to sleep
because they are all tired. Why the hell did they
fight about this none party? Does Angel realize her
soon to be husband is a loser?
3 days before the wedding, the couple go to the
hospital to visit Christian's mom because she had neck
surgery. Angel becomes even more of an idiot by saying
that she wants Christian to visit his mom, but it
makes her mad because his mom didn't want Christian to
be there when their son was born. Um, is this really
the best time to bring this up Angel? She cries
because she is selfish. She doesn't understand why his
mom expects him to be with her, but not with Angel.
Maybe it is because She has witnessed her son become
stupider and stupider everytime he was with Angel.
We then find out that the real reason Rose may not go
to the wedding is because of the surgery. Seriously?
I thought she was evil bitch who was so against this
wedding. Now we find out she may not physically be
able to go. She tells Christian she loves him, despite
her differences with Angel, and that she ultimatly
wants to get along with her. What a bitch. Angel
finally realizes that it isn't good to talk about
Christian's mom. Wow, took you 7 years to figure out
that men do not typically like their girlfriends to
trash talk their moms.
They go to a playground, and no not with their son.
they play on swings and slides and yell and laugh.
They are really upset when the teacher tells them its
time to go inside and do their SURE reading.
Day of the wedding!!! I am so excited to see this
union of young lives come together. Angel brushes her
teeth with her veil on and I pray she gets something
on it so she can call off the wedding. Christian hangs
with his groomesmen, who say they will drive him far
away if he just says the word. They should have just
done it. The boys spin donuts in a car for some
reason, and laugh and laugh like its the most fun they
ever had. Except for his bachelor party that is. Back
with the brides clan, Angel claims she dated
Christian, Tony, and Chad. All the groomsmen! now haw
many of you wives can say that? I for one will not
marry any guy unless I can say i slept with all his
goomsmen .
At the wedding location (i still can't figure out
where they got married), Rose shows up. She tells
Christian that she is proud of him, loves him, and
that Tanner is a blessing. Persinally, I'd be
questioning if that kid was his, or Chad's.
This is so lame. They dress their Shih Tzu in pink and
walk it down the aisle. And the dog goes before the
kid. Angel, i must admit, does look pretty (how hard
is it to look good on your wedding day when you are
18). They write their own vows, which are pretty much
the same: We have been through so much, your the
mother/father of my child, I love you, barf barf barf.
They finally end it and say I do. Before they kiss one
groomsmen sprays binaca in his mouth, i dont know what
the other one does.
At the reception, Rose hugs both Angel and Christian
(what a bitch). They dance and claim "they finally
made it". 1 month later they are putting together
their wedding album. Well thats intrigueing. I had so
many questions about which pictures they would put in
(the dogs, or the baby?) when the credits rolled, thus
ending another blissful episode of Engaged and
Underage. Geez, wasn't Rose a bitch?
episode of Engaged and Underage, the show where kids
get married! the latest episode features two 18 year
olds (underage?) who just can't wait to rush every
aspect of their lives. Let's keep watching (and
laughing) shall we?
We head to Fremont, CA for the marital union of Angel
and Christian. They have been best friends for 6 1/2
years, and have an 11 month old son named Tanner. Wow
these guys are already starting things off right, huh.
We begin with the two asking why they love each other.
It's always a good sign when you need to ask that.
Angel claims she loves christian because he is always
there for her and "has really good kisses." We all
know that kissing is really what you should look for
when choosing a spouse.
The drama of this engagement is that Christian's mom
doesn't want him to get married. I for one cannot
believe the mother of an 18 year old would rather her
son go to college than get married. She has some
nerve. Angel claims to not want her mother in law to
hate her, but she thinks it will never change. That is
some positive thinking right there.
The next scene is Christian talking to his mom,Rose,
about the wedding. She says she supported him going to
college, and his aspiring career in golf. She thinks
he is rushing this and they should wait another year.
I'm not sure what the extra year would do, but im not
going to argue against anyone who is against this
marriage. Christian thinks getting married is the
right thing to do because they have a son, and he
doesn't know how to work full time, go to school, and
still take care of Angel and the baby. Ever hear of a
condom Christian? That little invention could have
solved all your problems. Angel joins the two, and her
and Rose start going at it. Angel thinks that
Christian needs to be there to help take care of their
son, but Rose thinks Angel took on that responsibility
when she chose not to have an abortion. Angel thinks
this is the only reason Rose doesn't like her. Rose
defends herself by saying that she just wanted Angel
to consider all options and that she did not push her
into an abortion. So basically, Angel is mad at Rose
because Rose thought their lives would have been
better if they didnt have a child before they were
even allowed to drink legally. Isn't Rose just the
biggest bitch? Christian cries because life is just
too hard.
Later at home, Angel tells Christian that she didn't
appreciate him not defending her to his mom. He says
he did when she wasn't there and that he can't change
something that already happened. Angel has a friend
over and complains to the camera that she couldn't go
to prom and that she hasnt been able to go out and
have fun since having the baby. I feel so bad for her.
She complains some more about how Christian ditched
her on her first mother's day to go golfing with his
friends. I have been watching this girl for 5 minutes
and would rather chew off my arm than hang out with
her on mothers day. She reveals that Rose may not come
to the wedding.
Next is Christian and his friends golfing. They race
gold carts and comment on the wildlife (large
parakeets are native only to Fremont golf courses).
Christian does not think that being married will
effect his hanging out with his friends. I am really
starting to worry if this guy is even competent enough
to consent to being married.
With a week to go until the wedding, the lovebirds get
their marriage license. They have a brilliant
conversation about what the "W" stands for in their
ticket number; he thinks wedding, she thinks it should
say "M" for marriage licese. Nevermind, i worry that
both of them are not competent enough to consent to
marriage. Angel tell the clerk that she needs a
"marriage license thingy." The clerk looks totally
unamused. Angel says that she has never written a
check and needs Christian to coach her through it. The
clerk looks even more unamused. I feel so bad for
these people. Most of them are probably single and
they have to sit and give marriage licenses to kids
like this.
In the car, Christian receives a call from his friend
Chad. Christian stupidly says "I need to tell you
some stuff", which is code for "I can't talk with
Angel here". Despite her stupidity, Angel catches on
to this and starts drilling about the "stuff" he is
talking about. It all has to do with his upcoming
bachelor party. Angel's rules are no girls, no
strippers, and no drinking. So what the fuck is he
going to do? Have a tarot card reading with all his
closest friends? They get into a fight (with baby in
backseat). Angel says that he pinky promised that he
wouldn't break any of her rules. OMG, He pinky
promised people! everyone knows that pinky promises
are the end all be all for promise making. How dare he
break the pinky. He says he'll do what he wants at his
party, and that she shouldn't make rules for him.
Angel says she can do whatever she wants. This is
where it gets good. She says he is acting
disrespectful, he counters with "you're not my mom",
she fires back with "thank god." Then she says "you
really are a fat idiot aren't you." He says "fat,
maybe. idiot, no". You tell her Christian. Yeah, this
was the most interesting part of the episode, mostly
because the guy is marrying a girl who calls him a fat
idiot.
Christian talks to his friend Chad about the argument.
He wonders what the marriage will be like if she is
already giving him rules. Um, you just started
wondering that? Angel confides in her hairdresser
about the fight, who says "Christian is a big boy and
can make his own decisions." Angel doesn't listen and
goes on to stupidly say "I trust Christian, but not
Christian and Chad." In other words, she doesn't trust
Christian.
The wild, crazy Bachelor Party. If I were Christian
and my girl said what Angel did about the party, I
would be at the strip club, totally plastered with a
girl on my lap, on camera saying "Fuck You Angel".
However, Christian decides that him and his friend
will spend the night exercising and juggling. From
what i can see there are like 10 people there. They
end the night with watching a movie and going to sleep
because they are all tired. Why the hell did they
fight about this none party? Does Angel realize her
soon to be husband is a loser?
3 days before the wedding, the couple go to the
hospital to visit Christian's mom because she had neck
surgery. Angel becomes even more of an idiot by saying
that she wants Christian to visit his mom, but it
makes her mad because his mom didn't want Christian to
be there when their son was born. Um, is this really
the best time to bring this up Angel? She cries
because she is selfish. She doesn't understand why his
mom expects him to be with her, but not with Angel.
Maybe it is because She has witnessed her son become
stupider and stupider everytime he was with Angel.
We then find out that the real reason Rose may not go
to the wedding is because of the surgery. Seriously?
I thought she was evil bitch who was so against this
wedding. Now we find out she may not physically be
able to go. She tells Christian she loves him, despite
her differences with Angel, and that she ultimatly
wants to get along with her. What a bitch. Angel
finally realizes that it isn't good to talk about
Christian's mom. Wow, took you 7 years to figure out
that men do not typically like their girlfriends to
trash talk their moms.
They go to a playground, and no not with their son.
they play on swings and slides and yell and laugh.
They are really upset when the teacher tells them its
time to go inside and do their SURE reading.
Day of the wedding!!! I am so excited to see this
union of young lives come together. Angel brushes her
teeth with her veil on and I pray she gets something
on it so she can call off the wedding. Christian hangs
with his groomesmen, who say they will drive him far
away if he just says the word. They should have just
done it. The boys spin donuts in a car for some
reason, and laugh and laugh like its the most fun they
ever had. Except for his bachelor party that is. Back
with the brides clan, Angel claims she dated
Christian, Tony, and Chad. All the groomsmen! now haw
many of you wives can say that? I for one will not
marry any guy unless I can say i slept with all his
goomsmen .
At the wedding location (i still can't figure out
where they got married), Rose shows up. She tells
Christian that she is proud of him, loves him, and
that Tanner is a blessing. Persinally, I'd be
questioning if that kid was his, or Chad's.
This is so lame. They dress their Shih Tzu in pink and
walk it down the aisle. And the dog goes before the
kid. Angel, i must admit, does look pretty (how hard
is it to look good on your wedding day when you are
18). They write their own vows, which are pretty much
the same: We have been through so much, your the
mother/father of my child, I love you, barf barf barf.
They finally end it and say I do. Before they kiss one
groomsmen sprays binaca in his mouth, i dont know what
the other one does.
At the reception, Rose hugs both Angel and Christian
(what a bitch). They dance and claim "they finally
made it". 1 month later they are putting together
their wedding album. Well thats intrigueing. I had so
many questions about which pictures they would put in
(the dogs, or the baby?) when the credits rolled, thus
ending another blissful episode of Engaged and
Underage. Geez, wasn't Rose a bitch?