Top 5 Butterfaces [Archive]

EdHill

06-09-2006, 06:22 AM

To continue the discussion started in my Sopranos recap. The top 5 butterfaced chicks.

Remember, the key to a good butterface is the hotness of body/ugliness of face ratio. So an all around ugly chick doesn’t make it. Sarah Jessica Parker is a perfect example. Super hot body accompanied by a grotesque face.

1. Sarah Jessica Parker. The queen of the butter face. To quote the Family Guy "She looks like a foot."

2. Kirsten Dunst. The only reason she gets relegated to #2 status is because her body isn't that hot. It's just OK. Her face however, is the stuff of nightmares. I swear I just saw her in Elixabethtown and there was a moment when her mouth was completely clsoed yet one of her snaggle teeth was still peeking through.

3. Penelope Cruz. The nose.

4. Sandra Oh. She looks like she has Downs syndrome.

5. Renee Zellwigger or whatever her name is. Squinty eyed freak. She’s a little skinny for my tastes body wise as well, but still made the cut.

Lizardqueen

06-09-2006, 07:39 AM

What about black eyed peas Fergie? Not to be confused with Dutchess of York Fergie who is apparently morphing into the unfortunate looking Carrot Top. What the devil is going on there?

And what about alcoholic Lost girl, Michelle Rodriguez?

Renee "ooh, I just sucked a lemon" Zellweger is just heinous all around. Completely undoable.

ObstinantGirl

06-09-2006, 08:21 AM

Love it!

EdHill, you listed EXACTLY the women that I was thinking of!

Okay, can I list the Top 5 Butterfaced Guys?

1. Jake Gyllenhaal (with his equally scary-looking sister Maggie!)
I don't get the hoopla about this guy. He's ugly!

2. Leonardo DiCaprio! WHY do people call this guy good-looking? Or sexy?
Even when he's in shape, I think he's funny-looking!

3. James Van Der Beek.
Seriously...talk about a pumpkin head! Very odd looking guy. He looks like
a Muppet.

4. Jimmy Smits.

5. Howard Stern.
His face could launch a thousand ships...so that people can FLEE the
country! What a hideous guy.
Another face on his body & he'd be a tall, perhaps attractive guy.
But with THAT face and hair? YIKES!!! :eek:

TinkerbellAPixie

06-09-2006, 09:46 AM

5. Howard Stern.Another face on his body & he'd be a tall, perhaps attractive guy. But with THAT face and hair? YIKES!!! :eek:

Are you forgetting his completely repulsive ass as seen on MTV's Movie Awards when he entered as Fartman?

Ed - I'd have to agree with you on Sarah Jessica Parker, except I think her arms, neck and hands look like those of an extremely elderly woman. Keep chaining smoking SJP, it's doing wonders for your looks :eek:

Ok - for your consideration, I add the following ButtaFaces (also known back in the day as Scuds, the missiles that looked fierce from far away but up close were totally lacking).

1. Reese Witherspoon - I've said it before and I'll say it again - her face looks like a clenched fist. And that speech impediment and perpetually protruding tongue drives me nuts.

2. Sienna Miller - am I the only one who does not get her appeal? She looks old, tired and bitchy.

3. & 4. Ashley and Mary Kate Olson - between their bugged out eyes and large puckery lips I think they look like a pair of grouper escaped from the aquarium. They always have their heads connected like a couple of conjoined twins - and with all their fortunes you'd think they could afford a stylist or at the very least a hairbrush.

http://www.pe.com/sharedcontent/southwest/pecom/olsentwins/photos/2004-07-07/olsens-300.jpg

http://www.bigfishtackle.com/Articles/images/grouper-1.jpg

You be the judge...

5. Hilary Duff - she used to be a cute kid - now her porcelein veneers have given her such an odd look with the sucked in cheeks and big huge teeth (ick)

BSL

06-09-2006, 10:00 AM

What about that girl from American Pie, Shannon Elizabeth? You know, the one who won't go away? I do not understand the appeal of her face but having seen American Pie, I will say she has other admirable...um, assets.

Sorry Tinkerbell, I think Sienna Miller is gorgeous! I agree on one Olsen twin - Mary Kate. I think Ashley's pretty hot though.

BSL

06-09-2006, 10:09 AM

tvaholic

06-09-2006, 10:17 AM

tati

06-09-2006, 10:38 AM

Speaking of Howard Stern, i first head the term 'butterface' on his show, in reference to Jennifer Aniston, of all people. He should talk! I think she's pretty.

Anywys, i agree w/ ObstinantGirl, i don't get Jake Gyllenhaal's appeal AT ALL, he's just so ugly to me. Same w/ Gabriel Garcia Bernal (name?) the Mexican actor in 'Y Tu Mama Tambien' & 'Bad Education'. :eek:

I love the grouper reference for the Olsen twins!! I think the Hilton sisters deserve special mention as well, esp. Nicky.

Speaking of Hillary Duff, i thnk her unfortunate sister (Hailey?) might b Butterface material. Same w/ Ashley Simpson, pre-nosejob, now she looks bttr. I'm flipping thru my mental celeb rolodex trying to thnk of more....

Oh & I agree w/ Sandra Oh, ugh, i do not get ths woman's appeal AT ALL!! good description, i've said the exact same abt James Van Der Beek, which some1 else ment'nd 4 ths list.

oh, Sarah Michelle Gellar, sorry Buffy fans, but I've never thot she was cute.

Bauer's Sweetheart

06-09-2006, 11:04 AM

For the guys, it's gotta be Matthew McConaughey. There is something about the way his forehead and brow morphs into his nose, and also something about the structure of his mouth/chin that looks alien to me.

And since I've got the French Open on TV right now, I would have to add Roger Federer - you'd think the most successful tennis player in the world who happens to reside in Switzerland would have no problem finding an excellent and discreet plastic surgeon to fix that nose!

StreetHassle

06-09-2006, 12:10 PM

Ok, so I just read the recap and I see that Mrs. dub and I are in agreement on Shannon Elizabeth, who is a classic butterface!

I don't agree about Kirsten Dunst. Sure, her face is gnarly but the key to being a butterface is having a slamming body, which she obviously does not have.

I concur! Kirsten Dunst doesn't have a slamming body. It's good to know I wasn't the only one who noticed how hers boobs hung low, how they wobbled to and fro, in Elizabethtown.

I have to get ready for work, but off the top of my head I'd have to name Viggo Mortensen. I'll admit that sometimes he can look hot at certain angles, but as soon as he diverts from those angles, he's very Cro-Magnon.

HoneyBunny

06-09-2006, 12:14 PM

Fabio
Kevin Bacon
Patrick Swayze
Carrot Top

Sigourney Weaver

hb

Lyndsay

06-09-2006, 01:05 PM

In person, Jake Gyllenhaal is gorgeous! Honestly. He's tall and very attractive.

I agree entirely about Renee Zellwegger (I'm still bitter she was cast as Bridget Jones)

Aspen001

06-09-2006, 04:57 PM

For the guys, it's gotta be Matthew McConaughey. There is something about the way his forehead and brow morphs into his nose, and also something about the structure of his mouth/chin that looks alien to me.

I have to disagree Matthew McConaughey is hot, crunchy as hell, but hot.

I have to add Sandra Bullock and Shannen Doherty -I can not see her appeal at all.

TinkerbellAPixie

06-09-2006, 05:17 PM

Speaking of Howard Stern, i first head the term 'butterface' on his show, in reference to Jennifer Aniston,

Actually - I agree with Howard (maybe the first and last time I ever say that)
I think she was cute when Friends first started when she was curvier with a rounder prettier face ...
http://www.kristoffer.com/friends/images/aniston.jpg

...then she lost too much weight, her face got too angular, her nose to wide and her hair is always hanging limply in her face so from her profile all you see is nose and chin and sharp lines from smoking.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/thinkfilm/going_upriver__the_long_war_of_john_kerry/jennifer_aniston/goingpre.jpg

I have to add Sandra Bullock and Shannen Doherty -I can not see her appeal at all.

Shannon is just mean looking with those annoying teeth, bizarre cheeks and bad forehead. Ugh.

deltoro

06-09-2006, 05:23 PM

I wanna add Jodie Foster to the list.

Does Helen Hunt qualify? Or, does she just have a pointy chin to go along with that pointy noise?

deltoro

06-09-2006, 05:28 PM

Fabio
Kevin Bacon
Patrick Swayze
Carrot Top

Sigourney Weaver

ooooh, good list. 'cept I like Patrick Swayze. As a girl (think, To Wong Foo), though, he would definitely make the list.

zoobabe

06-09-2006, 05:39 PM

hmmm- this is an interesting topic.

I've had guy friends tell me that Anna Kournikova is a classic butterface.

Lizardqueen

06-09-2006, 05:44 PM

Jessica Simpson

Chloe Sevigny

Hilary Swank? I actually think she's pretty hot. A little bit horsey though. But she has the best rack in Hollywood.

Uma Thurman? She seems questionable. Sometimes hot, sometimes oot. A la that Seinfeld episode.

A lot of these entries are just ugly people. The requirement is a rocking body. I hardly think the Olsen twigs qualify. Unless of course you're into malnourished 10 year old boys. Carrot Top is one of the most hideous creatures on the planet. What has happened to his already grotesque face? Can we get a side by side of old and new Carrot Top because I question whether it's the same person? And those scary pics of him working out, with his pubes all over the place and his too close nipples? I'm gagging just thinking about it.

StreetHassle

06-09-2006, 07:52 PM

Prince William

Jamie Foxx

Jamie Pressly

Fabio

Paris Hilton

Personally, I've always thought Helen Hunt and Jodie Foster were pretty in an understated sort of way.

msCCRN

06-09-2006, 09:46 PM

[QUOTE=B-Side Lover]Ok, so I just read the recap and I see that Mrs. dub and I are in agreement on Shannon Elizabeth, who is a classic butterface!

I'm with you guys as noted above.
I nominate Elizabeth Berkeley. I just remember her body in Show Girls was hot, but her face (those teeth) eww!

msCCRN

06-09-2006, 10:10 PM

I agree with everyone who listed Paris Hilton. She is NOT a pretty girl, and her personality (or lack thereof) only adds to her butterface-ness (you know what I mean).

StreetHassle

06-10-2006, 08:38 AM

I was a bit torn on my nomination of Paris Hilton because she doesn't have a stellar body--she's just scrawny.

Lizardqueen

06-10-2006, 08:58 AM

i feel a little bad about this one. But how about Yolanda of Raylonda fame from The Amazing Race? I like her and I don't want her to squeeze me to death between her ample thighs.

derder

06-10-2006, 09:53 AM

I think Paris Hiltons face looks like a pucker. She looks like she just sucked on a lemon. I have never understood her appeal to people. She is a hideous person.

deltoro

06-10-2006, 06:35 PM

ooh, good call on Elizabeth Berkeley. Great bod in Show Girls but that face??!!! Wonder what ever happened to her ... maybe she got a job working at VER-SASE.:p

msCCRN

06-10-2006, 07:42 PM

ooh, good call on Elizabeth Berkeley. Great bod in Show Girls but that face??!!! Wonder what ever happened to her ... maybe she got a job working at VER-SASE.:p

lol :D

B-Side

06-10-2006, 08:51 PM

I think Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas is a perfect example of a total Butterface.

jampony

06-10-2006, 09:23 PM

What about Shannon Doherty or Tori Spelling? I don't know about Paris Hilton, though. Do guys really think chicks who are that skinny are sexy? Oh, don't answer that. I don't really want to know!

TinkerbellAPixie

06-10-2006, 10:53 PM

What about Shannon Doherty or Tori Spelling? I don't know about Paris Hilton, though. Do guys really think chicks who are that skinny are sexy? Oh, don't answer that. I don't really want to know!

I kinda think Tori Spelling's body is weird, especially those big fake pendulous breasticles.

derder

06-10-2006, 11:13 PM

Tori Spelling- Horse face.

Lizardqueen

06-11-2006, 05:30 AM

Tori's horrendous boobs kick her off the list for me. It's like she has two uvulas on steroids placed a foot apart. Nastay! And... find a new surgeon. Or how about this crazy thought - Women everywhere, stop mutilating yourselves to the tune of billions of dollars a year. There's starving children in this world, for Christ's sake. Lemme tell you a little story about my friend "The Wonderbra". It's like 19 bucks on sale. And it makes breasts look pretty, but stay scar-free and soft & squishy.

chick110

06-11-2006, 06:31 AM

The actress who I am thinking about would definitely fit on this list. Unfortunately, I can't remember her name. She was in Ten Things I Hate About You, and several other recent movies, but I can't think of her name. She has those same gnarly teeth like Kirsten Dunst. Those of us who suffered through 5 years of braces (plus another year for the awful, gross, disgusting and smelly retainer) shudder when we see those nasty teeth.

jampony

06-11-2006, 06:45 AM

Note to self: never again try to eat Frosted Mini Wheats while reading anything posted by Lizardqueen, especially if she's talking about body parts. You will choke.

TinkerbellAPixie

06-11-2006, 07:12 AM

The actress who I am thinking about would definitely fit on this list. Unfortunately, I can't remember her name. She was in Ten Things I Hate About You,

I think you mean Julia Stiles - and I couldn't agree more.

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/2004-03/29-stiles-inside.jpg

As for Tori - take a Barbie doll, squish it's head with your fingers til it's all skinny with buggy eyes and lips - now you've got a Tori doll.

zoobabe

06-11-2006, 08:00 AM

Julia Stiles has a moon face. I do agree with Tori and Paris though. The less I see of both of them the better. At least Julia went to college!

How about former AI and Surrel Life guest- Ryan Starr?

Mulv

06-11-2006, 10:06 AM

Maybe I'm lame and just have really low standards of beauty but I kinda think all of the women mentioned are at least pretty. I really kinda of like unusual looking faces. I love noses that have bumps in them. For instance I love Sarah Jessica Parker's nose, Meryl Streep's nose, Ashlee Simpson's pre-nose job nose, Jessica Simpson's nose. I think there is something very distinguished and noble about that kind of thin, slightly crooked, aquiline nose. Likewise, I enjoy faces with strong features, like Jennifer Aniston's jaw, etc. I guess I find all those quirks to be refreshing.

Except for Fergie. Girlfriend is just busted.

msCCRN

06-11-2006, 01:17 PM

I guess Paris doesn't really qualify because she is just a skinny twit with a propensity for showing her cooter. I wouldn't put Tori on the list either because she definitely does not have a body that I envy.

In the older actress category I nominate Mimi Rogers (the first Mrs. Tom Cruise). She had a hot body, but there was something about her face that bugged me. We could put Melanie Griffith up there too, except she was kinda cute before she started fucking up her face with collagen (trout lips) and other plastic surgery.

tvtvtv

06-11-2006, 09:23 PM

I'm thinking about Andy Roddick and Derek Jeter...seems like the star status and athletic build must be blinding, cause these are just not good-looking dudes up top. Hello, crossed eyes! (And I've always thought something strange was going on with Kournikova's mug, too.) But I agree with poster above that there's no accounting for taste...many of the people named just have "character." Well, except Paris, of course. She just gots cash and a good metabolism.

Lizardqueen

06-12-2006, 05:14 AM

brutal youth

06-12-2006, 07:36 AM

Christina Aguilera- don't know if she's been mentioned. Yes, I know the ta-ta's are fake, but ever since she gained the weight and then lost it, she's got curves and I'm envious! But from the neck up, it's a disaster. I think if she just went no makeup she'd probably be bea-u-tiful, but no dice. She's stuck in an orange/ hollywood glam rut that is no bueno por caca.

And a p.s. ---I would envy her body even if she were as flat chested as I am.

ObstinantGirl

06-12-2006, 08:03 AM

Are you forgetting his completely repulsive ass as seen on MTV's Movie Awards when he entered as Fartman? Never saw it! And I’m glad I didn’t! :eek:

For the guys, it's gotta be Matthew McConaughey. There is something about the way his forehead and brow morphs into his nose, and also something about the structure of his mouth/chin that looks alien to me.I agree…but as much as anything because he always looks unkempt , unclean & greasy. Which is also why I’m unattracted to Brad Pitt. Viggo Mortensen can sometimes be that way, too…yet for some reason he makes my knees weak! :p

Shannon is just mean looking with those annoying teeth, bizarre cheeks and bad forehead. Ugh.And the Mickey Mouse ears…don’t forget those!

Hilary Swank, good one! NOT an attractive woman, IMO. And…not because of how she looks…but because I find her annoying:
I’m sick of hearing about her, seeing her gushed over at awards shows, and listed in “Best Dressed” articles. JUST GO AWAY, PLEASE!!! (Sorry, rant over!) :mad:

Jamie Foxx! Kudos to whomever listed that one…great body, but VERY funny-looking guy. And yet his ego seems enormous! :rolleyes:

Tom Cruise owns this thread.

tati

06-12-2006, 09:40 AM

oooh yes, thx to whomever said Derek Jeter & Anna Kournikova, i soundly agree. I've often wondered what guys see in Anna b/c i agree she has a great body, pretty blond hair, but some'in seems to be off w/ her face, maybe a funny-looking nose? As for Jeter, i really don't get it & I think that if he weren't an athlete w/ a big team, say a mere hot dog vendor, no 1 in NY would look at him TWICE! He's got a big face, jowls that puff up monstrously, finished with a tiny patch of hair squared off on top of his head. bleck.

agree w/ Jamie Foxx, just don't find him attractive, tho nice build. I've seen good pix of Matthew McConaughey, so I won't be adding him to my list just yet. I was never crazy abt Viggo M, until LOTR, I think the Medieval look suits him, otherwise he just looks dirty & in need of shower, as he did in "History of Violence'.

Hilary Swank----oy, unattractive, horsey face, but nice figure. I originally thot of Chloe Sevigny for this list, but she dsn't have a body I envy---twiggy & no boobs, just like Nicole Ritchie. I would add Sandra Bullock to this list---she looks cute in some movies (like in the 1 where she was a pageant queen/undercover FBI) but in the ad for that new Keanu movie she's in, she looks bad, I think, short hair dsn't seem to suit her.

Mulv

06-12-2006, 12:38 PM

"I'm thinking about Andy Roddick and Derek Jeter...seems like the star status and athletic build must be blinding, cause these are just not good-looking dudes up top."
I couldn't agree more, tvtvtv. Men get way more of a pass on this sort of thing for sure. Which brings me to Mulv's comment. Of course you are right Mulv. We should be so much more impressed with a crooked nose than a surgically altered one. I'm all for challenging the beauty myth that permeates our society. Some will tell you that I don't shave and eschew makeup and hairdos because I'm lazy. But no, my friend, I'm here to tell you I do these things in protest. To throw a wrench in the works of a culture based on consumerism. I'm offended by the notion that women should be 6 ft. airbrushed, hairless, blonde, D-cups (or some such version ). But for the sake of comedy, and a wee bit of petty cattiness (Why is that ugly bitch a gazillionaire and I'm hoping my car starts?...) I present you with the afforementioned "Butterfaces".

No, no. I understand completely. Cattiness is fun. That's why I agreed with the assessment of Black Eyed Peas' Fergie as the ultimate butterface. She's just fugly.

And the worst part is, she did it to herself. I saw a picture of her in a magazine from when she was on Kids Incorporated and she was a perfectly cute, girl-next-door type. Now she just looks like a drag queen.

Andy Roddick is a good male butterface. Whoever mentioned the cross-eyed thing - right on! That has always bugged me about him.

Also, can we add P. Diddy to this list. Sure he's got a good body and is impeccably groomed and well-dressed...but that face. Ugh! Those teeth! That chin! He's done about as much as he can with what god gave him, but, in my opinion, it still ain't enough.

HoneyBunny

06-12-2006, 12:44 PM

Priscilla Presley...The Joker.:eek:

hb

ObstinantGirl

06-12-2006, 01:00 PM

Oooooohhh...good one! P Diddy! He's really not a good-looking guy at all. I guess if you cover someone in enough swanky clothes & jewelry, people tend to overlook the obvious, though, huh?

TinkerbellAPixie

06-12-2006, 03:57 PM

Also, can we add P. Diddy to this list. Sure he's got a good body and is impeccably groomed and well-dressed...but that face. Ugh! Those teeth! That chin! He's done about as much as he can with what god gave him, but, in my opinion, it still ain't enough.

I could not agree more! Look at P.Diddy's Profile - then look at Scooby DOo - they have the same chin.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/01/25/puff_daddy_narrowweb__200x297.jpg

http://www.comedy-zone.net/images/people/cartoonists/scooby-doo.jpg

EdHill

06-12-2006, 04:06 PM

I could not agree more! Look at P.Diddy's Profile - then look at Scooby DOo - they have the same chin.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/01/25/puff_daddy_narrowweb__200x297.jpg

http://www.comedy-zone.net/images/people/cartoonists/scooby-doo.jpg

speaking of which, MTB3 season 3 starts soon

sg-dub

06-12-2006, 07:06 PM

Alek Wek.

Lizardqueen

06-12-2006, 07:17 PM

How about Vida Guerra? She is one rough looking ho, but men seem to dig her GIGANTIC ass.

chick110

06-13-2006, 05:20 AM

I still can't find what is so HOT about J.Lo. She can't act, I guess she can sing (never listened to her music) and her products are just ehh.

Clair

06-13-2006, 12:46 PM

I agree with you chick110 - I watched J.Lo in an interview and she said, "You know." about 347 times. She is a very 'blah' actress - much like Tara Ried in Van Wilder.

ObstinantGirl

06-15-2006, 10:37 AM

So, I thought that this was pretty funny...from today's www.eonline.com polls:

"Who do you think is Hollywood's sexiest bachelor?
Matthew McConaughey
Jake Gyllenhaal
Jamie Foxx
Owen Wilson"

Erm, those are our only choices? 3/4 of those guys have been mentioned here as being odd/funny-looking! And the only reason Owen Wilson wasn't mentioned is because I forgot about him! The guy has the most nasal-sounding, cartoonish voice I've ever heard, and his nose is ridiculously large AND crooked!

Ness

06-15-2006, 02:26 PM

The guy has the most nasal-sounding, cartoonish voice I've ever heard, and his nose is ridiculously large AND crooked!

He does have an annoying voice. I rememer hearing that he broke his nose twice. Since this is a bad list I would do him to get to Luke.

tati

06-15-2006, 02:59 PM

ObstinantGirl---Peoplemag's website also mentions those guys u named from E website, as well as TAYLOR HICKS as a 'hottie eligible bachelor'---huh?? yea, no thx. Taylor looks a li'l like Jay Leno to me.

Owen Wilson, i dunno what to thnk abt ths dude. I admit 2 finding him appealing in a strange way---I walked by a photo shoot of him once in Soho --- he had sunglasses on, looked good (to my eyes). But Luke is def'ly the hotter brother. Owen does have an incredibly irritating voice, so obnoxious that it seems it can't be real. But i liked him in the Royal Tennenbaums. :o

chick110

06-15-2006, 05:50 PM

I have the total hots for Owen Wilson. I don't know why. When I first saw him in Zoolander, I thought the same thing. That nose and voice, OMG, who would think he could possibly be a male model. But you know, somehow, seeing him in other movies--he got converted to my hottie list. The nose just gives him character, which is somehow missing in all of those bland pretty boys. ;)

madduxgirl

06-20-2006, 08:50 PM

I completely agree with both P. Diddy and Julia Stiles. I never understood the appeal of either if them. I do have to say, though, that I think Jake Gyllenhaal is one of the sexiest men alive. There's just something about him...

Has anyone seen Nelly Fertado's new video for "Promiscuous"? I used to think she was adorable, but now she's clearly a butterface. I also always thought that Jewel was a butterface.

Fergie is clearly the queen of butterfaces.

http://my1039fm.com/photos/large/_1133893851.jpghttp://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/secret_shots/images/20040511_fergie.jpg

I mean, come on! That's just wrong!

Clair

06-21-2006, 09:49 AM

Did she pee her pants? Eww.

chick110

06-21-2006, 12:10 PM

I once was at a concert where I was on the front row and the lead singer peed her pants, or else there just was a large amount of liquid running down her leg. That band was the Divinyls and they opened up for the Psychedelic Furs. It was one of my first concerts and the memory is burned into my brain. ;)

Clair

06-21-2006, 12:28 PM

How traumatizing!! I hope you've recovered. :)

zoobabe

06-21-2006, 07:21 PM

ObstinantGirl

06-22-2006, 09:27 AM

I am choosing to believe that the crotch wetness is from excessive sweating...and if you know otherwise? lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala, I can't hear you!!!! :rolleyes:

TinkerbellAPixie

06-22-2006, 12:12 PM

I've got a new one to add. Marky Mark Wahlberg. Great body - but bag that face.

chick110

06-22-2006, 03:14 PM

Didn't the Divinyls sing "I Touch Myself"? I guess not with pee-stained pants!:eek:

Actually, this concert predated that song. I thought it was ironic that they came out with that song...

TinkerbellAPixie

07-02-2006, 12:37 PM

I finally sat down and watched Batman Begins last night, been avoiding it because I am just NOT a Christian Bale fan. Am I the only one who does not find this man attractive?

zoobabe

07-02-2006, 01:07 PM

I finally sat down and watched Batman Begins last night, been avoiding it because I am just NOT a Christian Bale fan. Am I the only one who does not find this man attractive?

yes. He's a hottie in my book. I went to see the movie in the theater BECAUSE he was in it!

TinkerbellAPixie

07-02-2006, 01:17 PM

So the weird vein by his eye, the strange cheeks, the sunken eyes, the lisp and curly lips - don't bother you?

zoobabe

07-02-2006, 01:20 PM

I love a lisp- gotta admit that it's the voice that does it for me.

angiemarie

07-02-2006, 08:24 PM

I agree w/Zoobabe, Christian Bale is so hot! I have loved him since Little Women, and I have seen many crappy movies because he was in them. Like American Psycho, some sci-fi one where he was a cop or something, it was so bad I can't even remember the name. But, I absolutely refuse to see The Machinist. I get upset watching those infomercials at night with the starving kids, and I don't want to see starving actors either.

As far as butta-faces, I think Fergie is the most glaring example. I mean she looks like an alien. If she would just stop messing around with her face (the strange eyebrows, the fish lips) she would be attractive.

How about Britney Spears? She used to have a really nice body, and probably will again after she stops having kids once a year. I always thought her face was really odd, and she made a lot of ugly faces when she would get her picture taken.

My other pick is Mischa Barton, I really can't understand what everyone sees in her.

zoobabe

07-03-2006, 06:43 AM

I agree w/Zoobabe, Christian Bale is so hot! I have loved him since Little Women, and I have seen many crappy movies because he was in them. Like American Psycho, some sci-fi one where he was a cop or something, it was so bad I can't even remember the name. But, I absolutely refuse to see The Machinist. I get upset watching those infomercials at night with the starving kids, and I don't want to see starving actors either.

that's funny angie, b/c I saw that sci-fi movie that he was in too, and I can't remember the name either! I liked American Psycho, although it was disturbing in the more graphic scenes. I also never saw the Machinist. Did you see Laurel Canyon? CB was hella-sexy in that one!

deltoro

07-03-2006, 03:40 PM

Christian Bale reminds me of Jim Carrey.

I saw The Machinist ... very, very different kind of movie.

Franuary

07-03-2006, 03:55 PM

I nominate the Pussycat Dolls. Great bodies, meh faces. Awful songs. Then again, I'm a heterosexual female, so I'd love a guy's take on this. Do you REALLY wish your girlfriend was hot like them? 'Cause I'm pretty happy to not look like a tranny, thankyouverymuch.

And I though Jake Gyllenhaal was totally skeezy when I first saw him ( I used to refer to him as a "low rent Tobey MacGuire") but he's grown on me. Some times I think he's super attractive, and sometimes he just looks like he doesn't bathe.

angiemarie

07-04-2006, 06:39 PM

that's funny angie, b/c I saw that sci-fi movie that he was in too, and I can't remember the name either! I liked American Psycho, although it was disturbing in the more graphic scenes. I also never saw the Machinist. Did you see Laurel Canyon? CB was hella-sexy in that one!

Yes, I saw Laurel Canyon. Christian was very hot in that one, and bonus, it was a decent movie!

ObstinantGirl

07-05-2006, 12:27 PM

Hmmm...Christian Bale. Was he in some wierd movie where he was a serial killer/rapist/S&M'er? I happened across that movie once on cable, and couldn't turn it off for some horrific reason. Creepy movie. And I have to say that I didn't think he was all that hot, either.

Found it!!! It was bugging me...so I went and googled:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144084/
It WAS Christian Bale...and this is the movie I'm talking about.
Creepy stuff.

I have to admit that some of the pictures Google came up with made me question my "not hot" thinking regarding Christian.
I think he can go either way...look really super hot, and then look pretty horrible. Much like Johnny Depp, or Brad Pitt.

brilliantmistake

07-06-2006, 03:59 PM

I find Christian Bale hot in part because he's done a lot of cool roles in weird movies- American Psycho, Velvet Goldmine, The Machinist. But he was definitely hot in 'Reign of Fire' - a vastly underrated b-movie.

As for male butter faces, I'll go into the way back machine and nominate Marc Singer, the original beast master, and Scott Bakula of Quantum Leap and Star Trek.

I knew nothing of Scott Bakula until a friend I watched 'Lord of Illusions'. We were both wondering 'who is this ugly guy & why is he the lead?' Then he took off his shirt, which he should have done from the beginning. Wasn't enough to get me to watch the new Star Trek, though.

poor, dead shannon

07-06-2006, 05:07 PM

I nominate the Pussycat Dolls. Great bodies, meh faces. Awful songs. Then again, I'm a heterosexual female, so I'd love a guy's take on this. Do you REALLY wish your girlfriend was hot like them? 'Cause I'm pretty happy to not look like a tranny, thankyouverymuch.

I worked on a TV show a few years ago with Jessica Sutta. She's one of the mostly "dancer" pussycats. She's quite the hottie in my book, and sure, I'd take a girlfriend hot like her. Sweet girl too.

Lizardqueen

07-06-2006, 05:29 PM

joeypotter

07-07-2006, 01:18 PM

Roger Federer has got to be the supreme Butthisface. I could never put my finger on it until I was watching this year's Wimbledon. His mouth looks just like that of an old man who hasn't put in his dentures yet. But hey, they say he's a great guy.

I think Rafael Nadal is sort of the the anti-Federer: the passionate Spaniard with the smile to die for versus the uptight Swiss machine. They seem so different from one another, but their tennis rivalry is great. I'm not sure my little hottie Nadal can beat Federer a second time this year. Now I'll watch the Wimbledon final wondering (and worrying) about the state of Roger's dental work.

Lizardqueen

07-07-2006, 01:27 PM

I am positively SWOONING over Rafael Nadal! I'm pricing tickets to Mallorca and planning my pseudo-nonchalant stalk. Just kidding (between you and I, I threw in the JK so as not to make EdHill jealous. It is so ON between me and Rafael). Incidentally I just found a new picture of Roger Federer. Apparently in the off season he goes by the name "Sweetums".
http://www.technicolorday.com/sweetums_bn.jpg

Bauer's Sweetheart

07-08-2006, 09:00 PM

And since I've got the French Open on TV right now, I would have to add Roger Federer - you'd think the most successful tennis player in the world who happens to reside in Switzerland would have no problem finding an excellent and discreet plastic surgeon to fix that nose!

Aha! Now you see what I mean about Federer.

And if you want to get your hands on Rafael Nadal, LQ, you've got to get in line behind my 2.5 year old daughter. She is so into him that she calls him "My boyfriend Rafa." We will be getting up early here in CA to watch him play. She's very nervous for him because she understands that grass is not his best surface, and that it will be harder for him to win this time. After he won the French, I had to replay him falling on his back and getting all dirty for her about 100 times!

Remember, this is the girl who inherited Gene Wilder's golden curls so think carefully about your chances against her . . .

Lizardqueen

07-09-2006, 10:37 AM

After I got out of traction I swore off fighting 2 year olds. I strictly fight Hell's Angels and for real ass pugilists now, because I know I can take them.

Poor Rafa. He tried so hard today. It's nice to have him on the tour, because things just haven't been the same since I broke up with Patrick Rafter. Sure, I had a fling with Goran Ivanisevic (so hot) and one with Marat Safin (sooo crazy), but now I can concentrate solely on Nadal.

chick110

07-09-2006, 02:09 PM

LOL, I haven't followed tennis too much since my major crush on Mats Wilander... (does that age me or what??) Pete Sampras needs a brow-wax, IMO.

Bauer's Sweetheart

07-09-2006, 04:40 PM

The thing about Pete Sampras is, between his posture and his copious body hair, you know he is carrying a HUGE package.

Marat Safin is hot as long a he keeps his hair short.

Lizardqueen

07-09-2006, 06:33 PM

So I guess we can add Sampras to the Butterface list. His brow problems go beyond hirsuteness. He has a ridge that rivals cro-magnon man! I nominate his wife Bridget (sp?) too. She's one of those people who's upper teeth are showing when their mouth is closed. Bad nose job too. Rawrrr, are my claws out or what?:p

tvaholic

07-09-2006, 06:37 PM

As for male butter faces, I'll go into the way back machine and nominate Marc Singer, the original beast master,

I loved Marc Singer!! Remember the other movie he made (there couldn't have been more than 2) when he played that blind singer dude? And the tv movie "V?" What a bod in "Beast Master." Yep, he can master my beast anytime. (As long as it's circa 1985 or so.)

tvaholic

07-09-2006, 06:41 PM

angiemarie

07-09-2006, 08:38 PM

As long as we're talking tennis players, I was in love with Boris Becker in high school. I even had my mom tape Wimbledon for me because I was away at volleyball camp so I could see his matches when I got home. He had a beefier body than other tennis players at the time, & while I thought he was cute I know he wasn't "conventionally" handsome. Which is where I'm guessing being a butterface comes in.

I had such a crush on Boris Becker too! He was so great at Wimbledon, and kind of choked at all the other tournaments. Most of my friends thought he was funny looking (I think it was the red hair), but I thought he was hot.

I also loved Mats Wilander and Stefan Edberg (sp). They were both Swedish and so polite.

I think the least attractive tennis player of all time was Ivan Lendl. But, he was the most physically fit. I saw an article about his 3 daughters, they all play golf and are ridiculously good.