Who would you do, but not want anyone to know?

[chick110]

I was thinking about this forum today and thinking, well, there is someone that I would kinda be embarrassed to admit that maybe, well, if conditions were right (read here: lots of alcohol or stuck on a deserted island with only this person), I would do them. I don't even have a top 5 list, just one in particular. Then again, I may just have to never come back here because I'm hiding in shame. But anyway, here it is...

Johnny Fairplay

I have NO CLUE why, but there it is. There is something well, yes, ferrety, but sexy about him. So, yes, I would do him, but I wouldn't want anyone to know (like do it on TV with him like an idiot...).

[Lizardqueen]

Whoa chick110, that is quite the confession. I thought my Rob Mariano was bad. ("Rob. Would you just SHUT UP and fuck me?") I have a certain amount of empathy for you because I always like guys that look like rats. I bet someone will pick Tommy Lee Jones. Which again brings me back to the disparity of men and women. I highly doubt that men secretly want to do any ugly women. Maybe trashy, but not ratfaced or pockmarked. Please gentlemen, correct me if I'm wrong.

[Bauer's Sweetheart]

Gene Wilder. I'd prefer him in his younger days, say Willy Wonka era, but I'd take him now if I had to. When I was pregnant with my second daughter, I had the most incredibly romantic dream about him. And not sexual at all - just truly, madly, romantically in love. I have never felt so giddy or adored in real life as I did in that dream. Well, maybe the first time I ate lobster but that's about it. Anyway, I am convinced that the dream about Gene Wilder was directly responsible for my daughter's hair - she was bald for the first year after she was born, but then she grew in the most beautiful set of golden curls. I've got straight dark brown hair and my husband has slightly wavy light brown hair, so there is really no other explanation for her incredible curls except that they came from my one night of dreamed romance with Gene Wilder.

And don't suggest it was the mail carrier - she was Asian!

[amy303_1/2]

I don't know about any famous people, but I will dream about people from real life, and wake up and say to myself, Oh dear, I can't let anyone find out about that ever! Not even people I know, but people I have seen for mabey 5 min.

[Lizardqueen]

Gene Wilder. I'd prefer him in his younger days, say Willy Wonka era, but I'd take him now if I had to. When I was pregnant with my second daughter, I had the most incredibly romantic dream about him. And not sexual at all - just truly, madly, romantically in love. I have never felt so giddy or adored in real life as I did in that dream. Well, maybe the first time I ate lobster but that's about it. Anyway, I am convinced that the dream about Gene Wilder was directly responsible for my daughter's hair - she was bald for the first year after she was born, but then she grew in the most beautiful set of golden curls. I've got straight dark brown hair and my husband has slightly wavy light brown hair, so there is really no other explanation for her incredible curls except that they came from my one night of dreamed romance with Gene Wilder.


Bauer's Sweetheart, Gene Wilder makes me swoon. If he made love to me I would tell everyone. Nothing to be embarassed about there. You should read his wonderful autobiography. It's called, and you are going to love this as much as I do, Kiss Me Like a Stranger:My Search for Love and Art. It was so good and by the end of it I was very much in love with him.

[zoobabe]

I'd do Drew Carey. I always thought he was cute.:D

[HoneyBunny]

Jesse James - but I wouldn't want Sandra to find out. She could kick my ass!


hb

[jampony]

When I was pregnant with my second daughter, I had the most incredibly romantic dream about him. And not sexual at all - just truly, madly, romantically in love. I have never felt so giddy or adored in real life as I did in that dream.
Had one of those dreams, too, but with Jason Bateman. This was before Arrested Development and I was never a fan of his before that. Crazy.

I'd do Drew Carey. I always thought he was cute.
Strange that you mentioned Drew. I was reading the other who would you do poll and really wanted to add Ryan Stiles to my list but I was too embarrassed to admit it. (Kind of like admitting I actually own an Air Supply cd.) But seriously, can you blame me? Have you seen how big his feet are?!? ;)

[Aspen001]

I'd do Drew Carey. I always thought he was cute.:D


Kind of on the same line -Andy Richter, I just think he is so huggable and funny

[StreetHassle]

I'd let Philip Seymour Hoffman get to second base.

I'd actually do Jack Black/Vince Vaughn but would never want tell a soul.

[Tabby Lavalamp]

Gilbert Gottfried. Seriously. I find funny very sexy, and I find smart very sexy. Sexy and smart? Do me.

[chick110]

As long as he didn't yell "AFLAC" at the right moment... ;)

[EdHill]

I was trying to think of an anwswer to this question and I couldnt come up with anyone. At least no one I wouldn't want anyone to know about.

[Lizardqueen]

I realize that I'd be much more likely to get it on with the guys on the secret list than the 5 celebrities you'd like to do. Last night I thought of any of the guys from Who's Line is it Anyway (including hideous Colin Mochrie and the guy that looks like Madeyoulaugh) and Jack Black (especially chubby JB circa High Fidelity).

[gina64]

You got me, Lizardqueen.

Tommy Lee Jones. In a heartbeat.

Although I'm not sure if I wouldn't want anyone to know. I'm too old to worry about that sh*t anymore.

[StreetHassle]

There's something about chubby Jack Black that reminds me of a bunny, and I dig it.

[zoobabe]

I thought of another one. Domenic Monaghan (Charlie) from Lost. I know a lot of people thaink he has fugly teeth and he played a hobbit and all, but I think he's cute, and I love the accent. I guess I'd have to bitch-slap Claire to get him though (or Evangaline Lily in real life).

[subgenre]

Santino Rice from Project Runway. The aroma of fried onions is an aphrodisiac to me. :p

[HoneyBunny]

Santino Rice from Project Runway. The aroma of fried onions is an aphrodisiac to me. :p

Oh subgenre - I had denied my un-spoken lust for one SantiNO...but only if he does his Tim imitation while we are "getting jiggy with it".


hb

[StreetHassle]

I don't know, Santino looks too much like Rasputin to do, even in secret.

[Ness]

I don't know, Santino looks too much like Rasputin to do, even in secret.

OMG THANK YOU, I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR.:p

[jelliepair]

i have a secret crush on Lewis Black - he is my sons favorite comedian and I am subjected to him all the time and I have amazing dreams about him. I love a funny man - THAT is sexy to me.

there I confessed. (dont tell anyone)

[carewski]

Harry Anderson from Night Court. Geeky and funny, oh, God, the shame of it.

[zoobabe]

how about Anthony Clark? he's funny...sometimes.:)

[TinkerbellAPixie]

This is one I have NEVER admitted to anyone EVER - that is how deep the shame I feel for lusting after him.

John Tesh

There I said it.

[madduxgirl]

I hate to admit it, especially on these boards, but I'd have to say Timmy from the Real World. I know he's a total tool, but there's just something about him that I really like.

The other two, which I'll admit to a little more freely, are Billy Bob Thornton and David Bowie. Billy Bob may just be the sexiest man alive.

[StreetHassle]

David Bowie, you'd seriously be ashamed of it? I'd hit it and spend the next couple of days shouting "Who screwed David Bowie? I did!"

[zoobabe]

This is one I have NEVER admitted to anyone EVER - that is how deep the shame I feel for lusting after him.

John Tesh

There I said it.


oh Tink...I'm so sorry. You're a brave girl for admitting it though. :)

[chick110]

I have to agree. If I ever was lucky enough for David Bowie, I'd either make up a t-shirt or rent a billboard... ;)

And John Tesh, well, he fits very nicely in this thread!! :p

[TinkerbellAPixie]

It was his wry humor and deep voice. (eek, digging deeper)

I also share LQ's Rob Mariano crush. Crushed on him from his first season to all-stars to TAR and now when he does his Rob to the Rescue bit on The Early Show.

[zoobabe]

I always thought that Boston Rob was cute. I was impressed with the cool shelter he built on Survivor All-Stars.

[carewski]

I have to buck the mainstream here, because I would poke my eyes out with sharp sticks before I would do Baahhston Raahb. Oooh, that boy just chaps my ass, and not in a good way at all.

If I were going to do a Survivor, I guess it would have to be Fireman Tom. Although I have seen the pictures of Probst, and, even photoshopped, ya gotta respect it.

[StreetHassle]

I can't stand Probst, but I did start respecting him after nakedpicturegate.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I can't stand Probst, but I did start respecting him after nakedpicturegate.

What? Where? Naked Probst? I missed it!

[Pekmboyd]

Milo Ventimiglia...the sensitive, smart, bad boy...before the bad hairdo on that one episode in Philadelphia....and the only reason I wouldn't want anyone to know is because I wouldn't want to hurt Rory!

[madduxgirl]

I'm so glad I'm not alone on the whole David Bowie thing. Everyone I know makes fun of me because I think he's hot. I was beginning to think that maybe I was the crazy one.

I'd go for Milo in a second, bad haircut and all. I think he and Alexis Bledel make a really cute couple, on and offscreen.

I wouldn't touch Boston Rob with a ten foot pole, but Jeff Probst is a frickin' hottie!

[chick110]

Maybe it's because they remember DB as Ziggy Stardust. I'm not too turned on by Ziggy. Now, the thin white duke, he's the one I'm thinking about! :)

[StreetHassle]

Tinkerbell:
Click on the picture (http://worldofwonder.net/archives/2005/Oct/24/probst_blue_ribbon.wow)

I actually thought of this one this morning, as I was trying to convince myself that it was time to wake up: Colin Farrell. Yeah he's hot and foreign, but he's also a rather large man-whore. It's not like you can take any pride in saying you hit it, when hundreds of other ladies can say the exact same thing.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Tinkerbell:
Click on the picture (http://worldofwonder.net/archives/2005/Oct/24/probst_blue_ribbon.wow)

I'm guessing that's not safe for office eyes - so I'll have to bide my time until I can get out of here. UGH - is it 5:30 yet?:confused:

Oops, almost forgot to thank you - THANK YOU!;)

[StreetHassle]

Wise choice.

You're welcome.

[derder]

Whoa Nelly...
I am no expert, but I am pretty certain that is photoshopped. (He probably did it himself). That is one large member...

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Eek - now I'm REALLY counting the minutes til 5:30. What.... a.....slow.....day.....

[msCCRN]

I have a new found respect for Probst (if it's the real deal).

[HoneyBunny]

That's one spicy sausage...

The tribe is awestruck!


hb

[HoneyBunny]

Hey - I just became a regular! Chenbot and making the next gasm level...hb having a kick ass day!

hb

[Lizardqueen]

See the deal is "Who would you do, but not want anyone to know?" Hence the Rob Mariano. I would tell YOU GUYS that I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole, but SECRETLY he could assault me with his pole all night. And remember I said "Rob, just shut up and fuck me" or something like that? That's because I would insist on a strict no talking on his part rule.

I am firmly a member of the David Bowie does not belong here crowd. I'd wear the t-shirt, I'd get a tattoo of it, I'd tell the grocery clerk "Hey. Did you hear? I got nailed by David Bowie." Now, I have a friend who is OBSESSED with Mick Jagger. He couldn't pay me $100,000. A million maybe.

[Lizardqueen]

How about the leader of the Uruk-hai, Lurtz? I'm thinking if he brushed his teeth we could have a good time.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Hey - I just became a regular! Chenbot and making the next gasm level...hb having a kick ass day!

Congrats on the regularity HoneyBunny!

Oh - wanna laugh (at my expense) after all my talk yesterday I completely forgot to go home and look at that pic of Probst - and here I sit (at work) longing to click that link. :o

[chick110]

Now, I have a friend who is OBSESSED with Mick Jagger. He couldn't pay me $100,000. A million maybe.

I'd bet he wouldn't be bad at going down on someone. Just a thought. Not that I would want him going down on ME or if he did, I probably wouldn't TELL anyone. Well, there you go, he belongs on this list! :D

[HoneyBunny]

Congrats on the regularity HoneyBunny!

Oh - wanna laugh (at my expense) after all my talk yesterday I completely forgot to go home and look at that pic of Probst - and here I sit (at work) longing to click that link. :o

tb - that was too funny. I have had those moments of forgetfulness. I call it "sometimers" disease as sometimes I remember and sometimes I don't.

oh and congrats to you on MYL's posting of your 14 picture for BB7. And to think I knew you when....


hb

[TinkerbellAPixie]

tb - that was too funny. I have had those moments of forgetfulness. I call it "sometimers" disease as sometimes I remember and sometimes I don't.

Well, I remembered, and..well... ahem.

Ya know it always tickles me to see how proud men are when they get an erection. Like it's some magic trick "Ta-dah!". They show it off like it's this big huge accomplishment (granted in Probst's case apparantly "big" and "huge" are apt). Ok enough of my ruminations.

oh and congrats to you on MYL's posting of your 14 picture for BB7. And to think I knew you when....

HB - It was the highlight of my day - but I'll try not to forget the little people...er....bunnies. :o

[zoobabe]

yeah Tink- you got it first! I said my congrats in the comments. :)

[Bauer's Sweetheart]

Well, I remembered, and..well... ahem.

Ya know it always tickles me to see how proud men are when they get an erection. Like it's some magic trick "Ta-dah!". They show it off like it's this big huge accomplishment (granted in Probst's case apparantly "big" and "huge" are apt). Ok enough of my ruminations.

But that thing wasn't even erect - if it was, it would be poking himself somewhere near his sternum!

[chick110]

Maybe now we know why we always see him standing behind stuff?? LOL

[jampony]

Because of this guy (http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/clipgasm/002380.php) I started thinking about Tim Curry. But not just any old Tim Curry (which I would admit to freely) but the Tim Curry from The Rocky Horror Picture Show... in full transvestite regalia. I'd be worried about smearing is make-up but I still think I'd have a good time.

[jennilicious]

I am with you on that jampony! He was hot in Rocky Horror. I never understood why and I never told any of my friends that I went to see it with that I thought so, but I always secretly dug him in that movie.

[Clair]

LOL - that Jeff Probst thing was an obviously cut and paste picture, but fun to see nonetheless.

I've heard "Sometimers disease" called "Halfheimer's disease" because you remember only half the time.

When I was in college I thought Tom Petty was cute. And yes, my friends thought I was nuts. :) Now I think Maximus from the movie Gladiator is a hottie. (Note: I don't like Russel Crowe, just his character in the movie.) I have a thing for wrist guards. I also like the teddy-bear types - like Colin Firth.

[angiemarie]

Now I think Maximus from the movie Gladiator is a hottie. (Note: I don't like Russel Crowe, just his character in the movie.) I have a thing for wrist guards.


The Clair, I feel the same way! Except I like his character "Bud" from the movie L.A. Confidential. But Russell Crowe in real life is so unappealing.

[jennilicious]

I admitted it earlier in chat and now I'm admitting it here. I have a serious crush on Gordon Ramsay. He's too mean and a caricature of himself on Hell's Kitchen but I just like his style on Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares on BBC America. That show has done me in, I love the guy. Maybe not to the extent of donkey sex just yet but I think he's secretly a teddy bear. (and yw, hb :))

[HoneyBunny]

I admitted it earlier in chat and now I'm admitting it here. I have a serious crush on Gordon Ramsay. He's too mean and a caricature of himself on Hell's Kitchen but I just like his style on Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares on BBC America. That show has done me in, I love the guy. Maybe not to the extent of donkey sex just yet but I think he's secretly a teddy bear. (and yw, hb :))

jenni - you rock! ;)
the next thing you know - you will be dreaming about him ~

hb

[Lizardqueen]

Well I've finally said it out loud. EdHill kicked me out of bed when I made this admission, but I would do Anthony Bourdain. He is so gross, what with the smoking and the old hipster attitude, not to mention the rat face. Now, I don't want to carry on a lengthy affair with him, maybe just a quick romp up against a wall in a Mexican alley somewhere. Then we could go off on an adventure to score the tastiest tamales. Incidentally Bourdain and his film crew were in Beirut working on a segment when the latest bombing began. They were stuck for a while, but the word is that they got out safely. Whew!

[tati]

Well I've finally said it out loud. EdHill kicked me out of bed when I made this admission, but I would do Anthony Bourdain. He is so gross, what with the smoking and the old hipster attitude, not to mention !

LQ---Did u happen to read the lengthy interview w/him in Salon abt his new book? He quite vividly describes the grossest or yummiest foods he's sampled around the world as well as his displeasure for vegetarians & the Rachel Ray's of the world (4 that alone he is my hero!) I really like him too & I used to look forward to A Cook's tour on Tues. nite, but i don't get a chance to watch the new Travel Ch. show. One of my fave episodes of that series (Cooks Tr) was whn he visited a small town in Mex. where all of his chefs came from. It was sweet & he seemd happy & a li'l drunk aftr the millionth tequila shot!

[Tabby Lavalamp]

Angelina Jolie.

But wait. Why wouldn't I want anyone to know? Because I value my privacy and wouldn't want to be a target the tabloids.

['tonyagasm']

jessica alba.

[Lizardqueen]

So it all started when I began re-reading the thread "Throwing up in my mouth is a 30 billion dollar insdutry" from the beginning. Which led me back to the origin of that thread on the TVgasm blog. Yada, yada, yada. I secretly want to screw David Blaine. EdHill is SO gonna break up with me now! Bourdain was bad enough. And Rob Mariano. My god! I...am not...an ANIMAL!

[jampony]

Why David Blaine? I mean, what's special about him? Is it all magicians or just him? 'Cause I used to have a thing for Harry Anderson and David Copperfield, but I could never say why; I just found them hot for some reason. It is what it is, I guess. :o

[Lizardqueen]

Why David Blaine? I mean, what's special about him? Is it all magicians or just him? 'Cause I used to have a thing for Harry Anderson and David Copperfield, but I could never say why; I just found them hot for some reason. It is what it is, I guess. :o
I have no freakin' idea. He looks like a corpse for god's sake! Magicians are ok. I get that. (Remember Doug Henning? Egads, 70's hipsterama.) But maybe Blaine's depressed, seemingly suicidal attitude makes momma want to cheer him up. That's just a guess though. Maybe I'm thinking his deadpan, expressionless ass would turn into a rockstar in the sack. I can't explain what I don't understand.

[jampony]

Well, we are talking about magicians, you know. I mean, we're obviously bright, intelligent, level-headed women, so if we can't explain the attraction, it must be magic. Or voodoo! We've been voodooized!

PS: Thanks for bringing back some bad memories... Doug Henning is why I don't like porn. Okay, not Doug Henning himself, but the way he looks and how that look represents so much of the 70s. I remember as a kid sneaking a peek at my friend's mom's Playgirl with Burt Reynolds on the front and seeing snippets of porn on TV before any parents caught us. It was traumatizing. Now if I hear the word "porn" or someone's talking about Playgirl or something, my mind goes immediately to images of hairy men and hairier women and that's just a huge turnoff for me. Which is probably why I have a thing for guys with smooth chests and why Baywatch holds a special place in my heart. ;)

[chick110]

I remember I had the Cosmo issue with Burt as the centerfold in my locker in high school. What was I thinking??? :O

[BSL]

Well I've finally said it out loud. EdHill kicked me out of bed when I made this admission, but I would do Anthony Bourdain.

I would sleep with Anthony Bourdain too. His smoking repulses me - as does the "too cool for school" attitude, to say nothing of the earring on a 50 year old man - and yet, I'm attracted to him. BTW, he did a cool chat on the Post about his experience in Beirut:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2006/07/25/DI2006072501108.html

As for getting kicked out of bed, I would also totally do Allen Iverson. This caused Mr. B-Side Lover no small amount of grief, as he is law enforcement and to him, Allen Iverson is nothing but a glorified thug (albeit a talented one). I think he's sexy though and I dig his thug tattoos. But to this day, when we are watching SportCenter and Iverson's name gets brought up, Mr. BSL shots me a dirty look.

[jampony]

I remember I had the Cosmo issue with Burt as the centerfold in my locker in high school. What was I thinking??? :O
Maybe I'm thinking of Cosmo instead. Either way, it would never have occurred to me to hang it in my locker! That's scandalous!!! :D

[ObstinantGirl]

Well, am I allowed to revise the question a bit?
Since I'm a happily married woman, I wouldn't actually "do" any of these folks, but I'm admitting to you here that these are guys that I find super hot, super sexy, and if I was a single lady (and they were single guys), I'd be all over them like syrup on a pancake!!!

Johnny Depp *(he'd need to put the cig's away, and shut up about politics)
Keanu Reeves*
Sean Connery
Denzel Washington*
Kevin James
Howie Mandell (I know, I know...can't help it. Think back to St Elsewhere...)
Rob Mariano
Colby from Survivor
Gordon Ramsay*
Richard Gere

And I'm going blank on his name...but the guy from Law & Order: Criminal Intent? Yeah, hot & intense, that guy.*

And as much as I HATE to admit this, I found Brad Pitt really hot & sexy in "A River Runs Through It". There, I said it.

Oh...I also think that Viggo Mortensen (even when he's kind of grubby and dirty looking, like in Perfect Murder or the LOTR moview) just oozes sexuality.*

The ones that I've *? They make my knees weak.

Oh, my, I've got to go and take a cold shower now... :p

[tati]

And I'm going blank on his name...but the guy from Law & Order: Criminal Intent? Yeah, hot & intense, that guy.*

Vincent D'Onofrio? not sure if he's on CI since there's so many L&Os.

And as much as I HATE to admit this, I found Brad Pitt really hot & sexy in "A River Runs Through It". There, I said it.

nothing 2 b ashamed of, he is gorgeous, hands dwn, except maybe whn he's got a super-bushy beard or s'in. ('River' was a gr't movie, btw!) But i clearly rem'br the 1st time i saw him in Thelma & Loiuse, thnkng, 'wow, yum!!' He is beautiful to look at smtms.

that reminds me, i also like Aidan Quinn a lot.

Oh...I also think that Viggo Mortensen (even when he's kind of grubby and dirty looking, like in Perfect Murder or the LOTR moview) just oozes sexuality.*

i ddn't notice him as much until the LOTR movies, that medieval look suits him, he looks great w/ the long hair & old clothes. I saw 'a history of violence' not 2 long ago, but he ddn't have the same effect on me.

[ObstinantGirl]

Vincent D'Onofrio?
Yes, that's him! Thanks :) I'm terrible with names.

[marslo]

Justin Timberlake and no, I'm not 14 or a fan, which is why I wouldn't reveal this anywhere but here....

[Lizardqueen]

I go away for a couple of days and everything degenerates into... well this. In the interest of good taste I'm bumping some things that actually matter up to the top to get rid of some of that crap that's been going on.

First off, I want David Letterman.

[HoneyBunny]

Ami James (from Miami Ink)...
I don't know why, but I am feeling a need for a guy with tatoos ~


hb

[Tabby Lavalamp]

Dick Cheney, so he could "shoot me in the face".







The above is obviously a joke, but the thought is so grotesque I feel it warrants a disclaimer.

[Firecat]

Request for J-Unit - We need a "puke smilie"

Stat!

That said, I'd totally do Condi Rice.

['tonyagasm']

rebecca parra :infatuated2: :infatuated2: :infatuated2: :infatuated2:

[jampony]

I just saw a commercial with that Anthony Boudin (whatever) food guy getting a tattoo on Miami Ink this Tuesday. Maybe it'll be on his butt and his "fans" can get a glimpse of it! :drool:

[whawha]

Request for J-Unit - We need a "puke smilie"

Stat!

That said, I'd totally do Condi Rice.

Wait...you have all those revolutionary heroes in your sig but you would do Condi Rice? Whadda contradiction! Or should it be Contra-diction? Or Condi-diction?

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Request for J-Unit - We need a "puke smilie"

Stat!

Here's one for ya.. http://forums.atari.com.au/html/emoticons/sick.gif

[Bauer's Sweetheart]

Wait...you have all those revolutionary heroes in your sig but you would do Condi Rice? Whadda contradiction! Or should it be Contra-diction? Or Condi-diction?

I don't think it's a contradiction - when somebody starts ranting about Condi and how awful she and the whole White House gang are, and they finish up by saying, "Oh, F--K Condeleezza Rice!" then Firecat can say, "I already did!"

[jenny10girl]

I don't think it's a contradiction - when somebody starts ranting about Condi and how awful she and the whole White House gang are, and they finish up by saying, "Oh, F--K Condeleezza Rice!" then Firecat can say, "I already did!"

LOL that's great. BS you should so post more often.

:thumbup:

[ScotyUtah]

I'd do Sandra Oh, but I'd have to wrap a flag around her head and do it for "Old Glory".

[jampony]

bump

(because this thread is just too good to let die, plus it's way more interesting than the 5 celebrities you'd like to do thread!)

[t-bag]

Wanda Sykes. God help me, mine's Wanda Sykes.

[Pegster]

Tony Blair. Have had the hugest crush on him for ages.

[Lizardqueen]

Wanda Sykes. God help me, mine's Wanda Sykes.

God help you indeed t-bag!!!!!:tongue_smilie: Wanda is near the top of my list that I call "Totally Unfunny Comedians who are somehow famous but really only deserve to have rotten tomatoes thrown at them." But, in your defense, I bet she's killer in the sack.

[photochild]

Robert Redford. I told my mom that and she looked at me like I was growing a second head. And if my mom thinks that about a guy who was a hunk in her generation then I know I wouldn't go advertising about it.

[Lizardqueen]

Robert Redford. I told my mom that and she looked at me like I was growing a second head. And if my mom thinks that about a guy who was a hunk in her generation then I know I wouldn't go advertising about it.

Sundance Kid Robert is an obvious screw. Sundance Film Festival Robert? Well, somehow that moley face doesn't translate well into old age. For me.

[Karo]

Christopher Walken and George Stephanopoulos. I know, I know.

[photochild]

Christopher Walken and George Stephanopoulos. I know, I know.

I met George in high school, he came to talk to my government class. My mom has a crush on him too.

[Lizardqueen]

Christopher Walken and George Stephanopoulos. I know, I know.

Christopher Walken is SO creepy! I'm afraid of him. But he definitely goes into the same category as John Malkovich (one of mine:eek: ) and Willem Dafoe (who my friend has a crush on.)

[Pegster]

I met George in high school, he came to talk to my government class. My mom has a crush on him too.

George is the bomb. I've had a thing for him for ages. If I did him, I wouldn't hide it - I would brag. Love the Steph...

[Karo]

Christopher Walken is SO creepy! I'm afraid of him. But he definitely goes into the same category as John Malkovich (one of mine:eek: ) and Willem Dafoe (who my friend has a crush on.)

I was trying to remember what movie I saw CW in that began this little thing I have for him. So I googled him. Did you know that he's running for president? Can this be real? www.walken2008.com

[ScotyUtah]

I was trying to remember what movie I saw CW in that began this little thing I have for him. So I googled him. Did you know that he's running for president? Can this be real? www.walken2008.com

From the website:

Mr. Walken believes that voters should vote based on the candidates' platforms, not their party affiliation. At this early stage, we are not affiliated with any political party, nor do we plan to be. Our platform is our message, and that's what we're running on. Down the road, if an established party chooses to back Mr. Walken, he may accept.

Well, alrighteee then.

[Karo]

Whoops, it's a hoax. I should investigate these things further before posting!

[tati]

I was trying to remember what movie I saw CW in that began this little thing I have for him. So I googled him. Did you know that he's running for president? Can this be real? www.walken2008.com

oh wow! how curious. i've always liked CW, so I kinda wish he wouldn't get involved with politics, why ruin a good thing? He's from my ol' neighborhood, Astoria, in Queens, NY. My friend's mother who grew up there said that his family used to own a bakery in the neighborhood, 'Walken's Bakery' back in the day.

[Ms. Tumnus]

After seeing this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTBJ9buLdXo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTBJ9buLdXo) Stephen Colbert.

[Tabby Lavalamp]

Tabloid Baby.

[ScotyUtah]

Stiffler's Mom.

[Krizzatch]

K-Fed.

[HoneyBunny]

K-Fed.

http://jimmac.musichall.cz/wipicons/Tango/48x48/face-shocked.png



hb

[Karo]

http://jimmac.musichall.cz/wipicons/Tango/48x48/face-shocked.png



hb

True that.

[t-bag]

http://jimmac.musichall.cz/wipicons/Tango/48x48/face-shocked.png



hb

I took that as you weren't shocked, but were preparing for K-Fed.

[campfiregirl]

After seeing this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTBJ9buLdXo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTBJ9buLdXo) Stephen Colbert.

See now I love Stephen Colbert and would shout it from the rooftops if I had a chance to do him. I think of this thread as the secret embarassing crush. Like the one I have on this little known
character actor Stephen McHattie. But he did show up last year in a movie with another crush of mine Viggo Mortensen:wub: and get killed by him. Small world.:D

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I have a probably disturbing crush on Daniel Radcliffe. I am not even sure if he's legal yet.

[jampony]

Tony Blair. Have had the hugest crush on him for ages.
I'd admit to that one.

Christopher Walken and George Stephanopoulos. I know, I know.
I'd totally admit to George, but probably not CW. :eek:

Tabloid Baby.
Sight unseen?

I have a probably disturbing crush on Daniel Radcliffe. I am not even sure if he's legal yet.
Mine's Ron Weasley. I know, I know, you're right. They're probably underage. Well, at least we didn't say Hermione!

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Mine's Ron Weasley. I know, I know, you're right. They're probably underage. Well, at least we didn't say Hermione!

Hey - we can totally double!

[campfiregirl]

You ladies can join up with the guys who have the crushes on Hayden Panertie(?) the cheerleader of Heros.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

You ladies can join up with the guys who have the crushes on Hayden Panertie(?) the cheerleader of Heros.

Pedaphiles Unite! :thumbup1:

[t-bag]

Just reading "Hayden" is enough to get me going. You ladies can agree, I'm sure.

[Pekmboyd]

Just reading "Hayden" is enough to get me going. You ladies can agree, I'm sure.

Oh yeah, I saw her Noxema commercial today and thought "wow, she's refreshingly zitless"

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Oh yeah, I saw her Noxema commercial today and thought "wow, she's refreshingly zitless"

Unlike a certain poster, who shall remain nameless. :lol:

[Tabby Lavalamp]

Barbara Bush.

[pearlblackdragon]

Al Pacino.

[Ms. Tumnus]

Mine's Ron Weasley. I know, I know, you're right. They're probably underage. Well, at least we didn't say Hermione!

I'm all about the Weasley twins. Think of it: they're funny, successful, and there are TWO of them. And I have a thing for redheads.

[HoneyBunny]

Mitt Romney


hb

[aca607]

Well here it goes.....
I would do KFed or FedEx or whatever they are calling him these days.
Now let me explain. I was watching the Monk Marathon on USA on Monday and they were always advertising for the WWE Monday night RAW later on. After the marathon, I got to watching a little bit of RAW (which is totally not like me). There was just something about him that struck me that night. I think that maybe it was his strut up to the ring. Normally I think he's greasy and discusting.

[gary]

Kristan Cunningham from HGTV

Also the entire female cast of Las Vegas. In ascending order by height

[photochild]

Also the entire female cast of Las Vegas. In ascending order by height

Wouldn't you want to take out a full page ad telling everyone you got with them? They're all really pretty. I sure would want everyone to know if I got with Josh Duhmel...though the fact that Fergie was there first freaks me out a bit.

[gary]

Sure, I would definitely want to, but the one that sleeps next to me would make sure that was the last thing I did.

[t-bag]

I forgot one. Rachel Rae. Although she'd have to keep her mouth shut. Well, I guess she'd need to have her mouth open for a while, but I'd block it with something so words couldn't come out. Now, what should I put in her mouth?...

[Pegster]

I forgot one. Rachel Rae. Although she'd have to keep her mouth shut. Well, I guess she'd need to have her mouth open for a while, but I'd block it with something so words couldn't come out. Now, what should I put in her mouth?...

I'm sure you can think of something, although I'm also pretty certain that nothing will shut her up.

[zoobabe]

I forgot one. Rachel Rae. Although she'd have to keep her mouth shut. Well, I guess she'd need to have her mouth open for a while, but I'd block it with something so words couldn't come out. Now, what should I put in her mouth?...

how about roses? Ladies love 'em!:sneaky:

[Lizardqueen]

I forgot one. Rachel Rae. Although she'd have to keep her mouth shut. Well, I guess she'd need to have her mouth open for a while, but I'd block it with something so words couldn't come out. Now, what should I put in her mouth?...

how about roses? Ladies love 'em!:sneaky:

Or chicken soup. I heard that chicks dig chicken soup.

[t-bag]

Or chicken soup. I heard that chicks dig chicken soup.

how about roses? Ladies love 'em!:sneaky:

I if I didn't know any better, I'd swear you two Bag Hags work for Campbell's. Stop pushing your damn soup on me!

[Ms. Tumnus]

I if I didn't know any better, I'd swear you two Bag Hags work for Campbell's. Stop pushing your damn soup on me!

And I thought it was just guys who liked pushing hot, salty liquid on people...ew, I just grossed myself out there. :ohmy:

[HoneyBunny]

And I thought it was just guys who liked pushing hot, salty liquid on people...ew, I just grossed myself out there. :ohmy:

:eek:


hb

[Quidam]

I had to think long and hard (giggle) on this,
but I would do a ménage à trois with Jack and Karen (not Sean and Megan)

http://www.freewebs.com/mcfarland-n-walker/ilovejackandkaren.jpg

[Lizardqueen]

I if I didn't know any better, I'd swear you two Bag Hags work for Campbell's. Stop pushing your damn soup on me!

And I thought it was just guys who liked pushing hot, salty liquid on people...ew, I just grossed myself out there. :ohmy:

M'mm M'mm Good! Flavor actually depends greatly on the man's diet. Not that I would know or anything. Someone told me that once. :tonguewag:

[Karo]

This thread is getting a little out of hand.:clap:

[Lizardqueen]

What were we talking about anyway? Oh right. I would do Travis Barker, that skanky asshole.

[HoneyBunny]

Jim Lampley (ouch)



hb

[jampony]

M'mm M'mm Good! Flavor actually depends greatly on the man's diet. Not that I would know or anything. Someone told me that once. :tonguewag:

It goes both ways, you know. You gals (and guys, too!) should avoid onions and garlic and instead stock up on strawberries or pineapples before... ummm... stuff happens. :blush:

[zoobabe]

It goes both ways, you know. You gals (and guys, too!) should avoid onions and garlic and instead stock up on strawberries or pineapples before... ummm... stuff happens. :blush:

or you could just spit it out.:D

I if I didn't know any better, I'd swear you two Bag Hags work for Campbell's. Stop pushing your damn soup on me!

I thought I told you how much I despise the term of "Bag Hag". I do have BABE in my name, and Liz is a QUEEN- so I'd appreciate a more appropriate pet name...

...or else:2guns:

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I thought I told you how much I despise the term of "Bag Hag". I do have BABE in my name, and Liz is a QUEEN- so I'd appreciate a more appropriate pet name...

...or else:2guns:

You tell him sista!

I thought this thread was a safe place to air our secrets - had I known that my Harry Potter confession would cost me reputation points..............:mad:

[pearlblackdragon]

It goes both ways, you know. You gals (and guys, too!) should avoid onions and garlic and instead stock up on strawberries or pineapples before... ummm... stuff happens. :blush:

Unfortunately, I work in a GARLIC restraunt.....;)

[t-bag]

I thought I told you how much I despise the term of "Bag Hag". I do have BABE in my name, and Liz is a QUEEN- so I'd appreciate a more appropriate pet name...

...or else:2guns:

Sorry, gals. An old fart like me needs a hag or two to be by his side when he slowly passes away.

[jampony]

Sorry, gals. An old fart like me needs a hag or two to be by his side when he slowly passes away.

You're not gonna have any chicks by your side if you keep calling them hags! :sneaky2:

[pearlblackdragon]

You're not gonna have any chicks by your side if you keep calling them hags! :sneaky2:

unless of course he is gay....then it is ok....i want some gbf so he can call ME his fag-hag....;)

[zoobabe]

Sorry, gals. An old fart like me needs a hag or two to be by his side when he slowly passes away.

this babe could make that passing quicker if you get on her bad side...:sneaky2:

[t-bag]

this babe could make that passing quicker if you get on her bad side...:sneaky2:

Don't worry, you no longer have to be a Bag Hag. But don't come crying to me when you feel left out of the T-Baguettes.

[campfiregirl]

Don't worry, you no longer have to be a Bag Hag. But don't come crying to me when you feel left out of the T-Baguettes.

Oh I wanna be a Baguette PLEASE.:D
Can we have matching outfits and wear our hair teased up real high?

[Quidam]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/holly46559/T-Baguettes.jpg

[campfiregirl]

That's a great one Quidam. But I've had 4 kids ain't nobody wants to see my bare belly. I was thinking of a more Dreamgirls look.:D

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Don't worry, you no longer have to be a Bag Hag. But don't come crying to me when you feel left out of the T-Baguettes.

OOH Can I volunteer to be the first girl left out? I will even be willing to start a rival girl group to throw down against ya'll.

[HoneyBunny]

OOH Can I volunteer to be the first girl left out? I will even be willing to start a rival girl group to throw down against ya'll.

I want to be one of the left out girls...all attitude and ass.


hb

[Ms. Tumnus]

You tell him sista!

I thought this thread was a safe place to air our secrets - had I known that my Harry Potter confession would cost me reputation points..............:mad:

I feel your pain Tink. I feel your pain.

[Quidam]

Gotcha covered ladies!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/holly46559/baguettesII.jpg
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/holly46559/rivals.jpg

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Excellent - we are definitely more stylish. Plus we answer to no man (old fogey OR pervy lad)!

[HoneyBunny]

Tink - We are hot and we have HUGE hair.

Thanks Q ~


hb

[Ms. Tumnus]

If I can't be part of the band, can I at least know where you shop? Love the boots and dresses!:thumbup:

[zoobabe]

great pic Q! I defintely want to be one of the Rivalettes.:D

[t-bag]

What you don't know is that the T-Baguettes is not only made up of a nameless handful of gasmwomen, but we also have on our side people like Wonder Woman, She-Hulk, and Spider Woman. So good luck taking us on. Oh, yeah. Also we have magic and guns.

[Quidam]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/holly46559/WW.jpg

[TinkerbellAPixie]

What you don't know is that the T-Baguettes is not only made up of a nameless handful of gasmwomen, but we also have on our side people like Wonder Woman, She-Hulk, and Spider Woman. So good luck taking us on. Oh, yeah. Also we have magic and guns.

Dude, watch Peter Pan - see which fairy singlehandedly took down Capt'n Hook and his entire ship full o'pirates. Do you really think you intimidate me?

You forget I know how powerless you are around women. All I have to do is recruit your ex to our side - she's got you all kinds of whipped so we'll be golden baby! Don't think your roses will save you now.

[pearlblackdragon]

As one of the founding members of the Baguettes, all I have to say is.......

Stop!! In the naaammmmee of looovvee,
Before you breeeaaakk my heart,
Think it o-o-o-ver
(Picture hand gestures and really cool dance steps along with the singing)

TAKE THAT RIVALETTES!!!
(ps...t-bag doesn't realize who is the real power house in the band....I let him think it's him....but like I would give anyone power over me and my girls....;) )

[Quidam]

As one of the founding members of the Baguettes, all I have to say is.......

Stop!! In the naaammmmee of looovvee,
Before you breeeaaakk my heart,
Think it o-o-o-ver
(Picture hand gestures and really cool dance steps along with the singing)

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/holly46559/Supremes.jpg

[TinkerbellAPixie]

As one of the founding members of the Baguettes

That statement turned my blood cold.

:mellow:

[pearlblackdragon]

Dear Rivalettes,

164

Love The Baguettes



(cool pic Quidam....pek/jampony - i get to be Dianna ok?)

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Dear Rivalettes,

164

Love The Baguettes


Glad to see ya'll are admitting your stale. We, on the other hand, are Fresh ;) .

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Maybe we'll be the Mentos - the Fresh Makers. We could get a corporate sponsorship since it's all about the money. There could also be some cross promotion with Subway - Eat Fresh.

[pearlblackdragon]

Glad to see ya'll are admitting your stale. We, on the other hand, are Fresh ;) .

Now you know darn well that that is NOT what is written about you on the bathroom wall........

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Now you know darn well that that is NOT what is written about you on the bathroom wall........

:blink:

[Quidam]

Oh My Lanta...I didn't mean to fuel a turf war!:sad:

But hey, bragging is just plain mean?!?! Apparently someone was whoring last night;)

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/holly46559/Turf_War_by_waruiwob.jpg

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Apparently someone was whoring last night;)

Actually, someone suggested it - but the suggestion was not taken.

[AngelVenom]

Ellen Degeneres

[photochild]

Ellen Degeneres

I think I could go gay for her. She's funny. And her girlfriends gorgeous too...hmm, if I'm ever in the mood for a lesbian 3way I'd do it with them.

[Ms. Tumnus]

I think I could go gay for her. She's funny. And her girlfriends gorgeous too...hmm, if I'm ever in the mood for a lesbian 3way I'd do it with them.

Hell, let's make it a five-way. You, me, AngelVenom, Ellen and Portia.

[photochild]

Hell, let's make it a five-way. You, me, AngelVenom, Ellen and Portia.

That sounds like a crazy fun night. HAHAHAHA.

[pearlblackdragon]

Ellen Degeneres

You would SO tell people if you did Ellen. Probably even have a t-shirt.......

[Pegster]

You would SO tell people if you did Ellen. Probably even have a t-shirt.......

And walk around doing the Ellen dance all day...

[zoobabe]

And walk around doing the Ellen dance all day...

or she (Ellen) would:sneaky2:

[AngelVenom]

What do you mean start doing the Ellen dance all day?:punk:

[AngelVenom]

Oh, and not the t-shirt . . . the underwear!!

No, but really, I want Ellen underwear.

[Quidam]

David Hyde Pierce
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/holly46559/1-22.jpg
Look at him, he knows he's hot...
http://hectorolivera.com/newsgfx/niles2.jpg

[chooch850]

I just hafta say.....

John Mahoney is more my type ....http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/johnmahoney01_small.jpg

[minda07]

Wow, you two are scaring me!

[photochild]

LOL. I love both of them. Frasier is my show for going to bed...I've always loved DHP.

[Pegster]

David Hyde Pierce
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/holly46559/1-22.jpg
Look at him, he knows he's hot...
http://hectorolivera.com/newsgfx/niles2.jpg

I. LOVE. HIM.

I used to call Frasier "The Niles Show".
Quidam - you are not his type - he leans a little more Brokeback Mountain. Sorry.

[Quidam]

I. LOVE. HIM.

I used to call Frasier "The Niles Show".
Quidam - you are not his type - he leans a little more Brokeback Mountain. Sorry.

Really??? I did not know this! I still love him. Love his smirky grins on the show.

[JulieM]

Anthony Michael Hall in Sixteen Candles

Geeks just do it for me.

[blacklashes]

Okay -

I asked my sister (who was in the room) who her person would be to do but not tell anyone and she had a GREAT one - Tommy Lee! (The rock star, not Jones.) What a skankbag but she loves him and would do him. Crotch rot city, I am sure!

One I thought of that I am surprised that no one has said is Prince. I know so many women find him sexy but would probably not admit it.

For me - I cannot think of anyone! I guess my guilty pleasure would be some of the reality tv boys. I am currently watching the reruns of Paradise Hotel on Fox Reality TV and there are some hotties!! Young, dumb, and full of ...

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I have one - that I am super ashamed to admit here especially. Adam on Road Rules. I just find him to be so attractive with a really sexy voice. I realize inside his great look is a real icky mtv kid - but he's just so cute.

[Quidam]

For me - I cannot think of anyone! I guess my guilty pleasure would be some of the reality tv boys. I am currently watching the reruns of Paradise Hotel on Fox Reality TV and there are some hotties!! Young, dumb, and full of ...

I'm watching that too Blacklashes! I thought Zack was hot the first time around, but now I think he's bleh! Scott has recaptured my attention tho! http://bestsmileys.com/love1/20.gif

[Lizardqueen]

Ok, so we all remember the name of this thread right? SO don't hate. Although I'm considering changing the name to "Who would you do, but not want anyone to know, if you were sure they didn't have veneral diseases?"

Alright, here goes, I'm so embarrassed, this is pretty horrendous, incredibly ashamed over here, but I would probably be willing to have a wild roll in the hay with.... Kevin Federline! :blushing: Oh my god! SO gross! I have to go shower now. Thank you for not publicly flogging me over this

[HoneyBunny]

Alright, here goes, I'm so embarrassed, this is pretty horrendous, incredibly ashamed over here, but I would probably be willing to have a wild roll in the hay with.... Kevin Federline! :blushing: Oh my god! SO gross! I have to go shower now. Thank you for not publicly flogging me over this
It's like I don't even know you...



hb

[Quidam]

... but I would probably be willing to have a wild roll in the hay with.... Kevin Federline! :blushing:


http://bestsmileys.com/lol/20.gif


Keeding

Lady you got more cahones admitting that then the Fed!

[zoobabe]

Ok, so we all remember the name of this thread right? SO don't hate. Although I'm considering changing the name to "Who would you do, but not want anyone to know, if you were sure they didn't have veneral diseases?"

Alright, here goes, I'm so embarrassed, this is pretty horrendous, incredibly ashamed over here, but I would probably be willing to have a wild roll in the hay with.... Kevin Federline! :blushing: Oh my god! SO gross! I have to go shower now. Thank you for not publicly flogging me over this

what would we name the baby? Lizardline?:tongue:

[Pegster]

I have one - that I am super ashamed to admit here especially. Adam on Road Rules. I just find him to be so attractive with a really sexy voice. I realize inside his great look is a real icky mtv kid - but he's just so cute.

Thank God I'm not the only one. I would have never admitted it otherwise.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Thank God I'm not the only one. I would have never admitted it otherwise.

OOH that's a relief. I was bracing myself for an extreme reaction. (Sort of like the one I felt when I read LQ wants to do Fed-Ex :tongue: )

[jampony]

Ok, so we all remember the name of this thread right? SO don't hate. Although I'm considering changing the name to "Who would you do, but not want anyone to know, if you were sure they didn't have veneral diseases?"

Alright, here goes, I'm so embarrassed, this is pretty horrendous, incredibly ashamed over here, but I would probably be willing to have a wild roll in the hay with.... Kevin Federline! :blushing: Oh my god! SO gross! I have to go shower now. Thank you for not publicly flogging me over this

Lizardqueen wins the award for most embarrassing choice! And props for admitting it, too! I have to say, before I was told by the media not to like him, I thought he was a little hot. I'm glad I don't have any real opinions of my own otherwise I might have admitted to thousands of gasm readers that I'd do him. Thanks, media!

PS: Tinkerbell, I agree about Adam, too. He reminds me of someone on a soap I used to watch. I think it was Search for Tomorrow (OMG! I miss that one!) or Another World. Someone named Sam, maybe? Can't remember.

[pearlblackdragon]

Okay -

I asked my sister (who was in the room) who her person would be to do but not tell anyone and she had a GREAT one - Tommy Lee! (The rock star, not Jones.) What a skankbag but she loves him and would do him. Crotch rot city, I am sure!

One I thought of that I am surprised that no one has said is Prince. I know so many women find him sexy but would probably not admit it.

For me - I cannot think of anyone! I guess my guilty pleasure would be some of the reality tv boys. I am currently watching the reruns of Paradise Hotel on Fox Reality TV and there are some hotties!! Young, dumb, and full of ...


Not only would I "do" Tommy but I would video tape it, sell it, AND rent giant billboards to tell the world I did him!!!!!!!

[Pegster]

We need to start a support group. I'm appalled by us.

[AngelVenom]

Not only would I "do" Tommy but I would video tape it, sell it, AND rent giant billboards to tell the world I did him!!!!!!!

I second that sister!

[campfiregirl]

We need to start a support group. I'm appalled by us.

Pegster we ARE the support group. :lol:

[Pegster]

Pegster we ARE the support group. :lol:

We are SO in trouble. :huh:

[campfiregirl]

Who ARE we going to call??? Oprah, This episode will be called "Women who have inappropriate crushes on unsuitable men?"

I have to admit I had a small crush on Eminem.:eek:

[photochild]

Who ARE we going to call??? Oprah, This episode will be called "Women who have inappropriate crushes on unsuitable men?"

I have to admit I had a small crush on Eminem.:eek:

I still do. As much of an ass as he seems, he's incredibly talented. And for some reason I find him very attractive.

[JulieM]

I'll third that emotion.

[AngelVenom]

Oh wow! You all are being so gross it reminded me of a guy I crushed on when I was young and I am shamed now but . . . George Micheal . . .:huh2:

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Oh wow! You all are being so gross it reminded me of a guy I crushed on when I was young and I am shamed now but . . . George Micheal . . .:huh2:

It's not your fault. He had us all fooled. I mean - during his Wham days - we knew he wasn't for us ladies. But then....he came out with the stubble and the jeans and the wigglin and was wanting our sex.

I remember thinking - baby you wouldn't need to sing that you wanted my sex for that long - you'd get me after the first ass wiggle.

(sigh)

So, is there a 12 step program for us?

[JulieM]

Hi my name is Julie and I'm a manaholic.

[Quidam]

Just remember ladies...

You're not HORNY - You're SEXUALLY FOCUSED. http://bestsmileys.com/misbehaving/10.gif

[Pegster]

I have to admit I had a small crush on Eminem.:eek:

I could never have a thing for a guy who thinks dressing up is putting on his "good" track suit.

[minda07]

I couldn't agree more with you Pegster!

[campfiregirl]

I could never have a thing for a guy who thinks dressing up is putting on his "good" track suit.

I couldn't agree more with you Pegster!


Nobody said this had to be rational or right. Plus he won't be wearing a track suit:w00t:

[minda07]

You got me there camp!

[AngelVenom]

Tink - Now I remember why I wanted him soo bad . . . that song. I have a thing for singers and they are rarely as hot as they sound . . . but George Micheal matched up pretty good.

[Quidam]

Come back LizardQueen! I am expressing my regret for laughing at you…I mean with you. You were exceptionally brave admitting your innermost desire and I have disgraced you by laughing. I sincerely apologize and await my sentence of ass kicking since you’re out of bubble gum. Commence with my punishment, please...be swift. http://bestsmileys.com/sad/9.gif

[jasminetheawesome]

That black guy from Lost that's on Ace Ventura 2, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje. He's secretely hot to me. Not so much cute but he seems like he'd be really intense in bed.
Oh god that was so slutty! I've wanted to add to this thread for a long time, but it just seemed so slutty. Oh god, I'm a dirty, dirty whore.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I've wanted to add to this thread for a long time, but it just seemed so slutty. Oh god, I'm a dirty, dirty whore.

Wait -does posting on this thread make us slutty dirty whores?

:(

[minda07]

According to my friends I have been a dirty whore for a long time, so yes, yes it does make us all dirty whores for posting on this thread.

[Pegster]

Wait -does posting on this thread make us slutty dirty whores?

:(

No, it's all of the other stuff we do that qualifies us. :lol:

[TinkerbellAPixie]

No, it's all of the other stuff we do that qualifies us. :lol:

OOOH - that's ok then.

[jasminetheawesome]

According to my friends I have been a dirty whore for a long time, so yes, yes it does make us all dirty whores for posting on this thread.

Well, its official. I'm a whore.

[minda07]

Sometimes you just need the confirmation! LOL!

[jasminetheawesome]

Sometimes you just need the confirmation! LOL!

Yeah, there's no denying it now. Ya know, its funny, my ex has been telling me that for a while. I guess I owe him an apology.

[zoobabe]

That black guy from Lost that's on Ace Ventura 2, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje. He's secretely hot to me. Not so much cute but he seems like he'd be really intense in bed.
Oh god that was so slutty! I've wanted to add to this thread for a long time, but it just seemed so slutty. Oh god, I'm a dirty, dirty whore.

don't feel bed jasmine- he's hot! Maybe you could be his designated driver!:tongue_smilie:

[campfiregirl]

I realized I do Alec Baldwin. Funny gets me off...:blushing:

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I realized I do Alec Baldwin. Funny gets me off...:blushing:

OOH that reminds me. He called me today at work. Ok,so it wasn't really him - well it was REALLY him - on a recording. You can go to the 30 Rock website and program some info to get him to call people.

I'd make him call ya if I could lol.

[chooch850]

I don't want any sass from any of you.... I've debated on confiding this one......






















William Shatner

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I don't want any sass from any of you.... I've debated on confiding this one......
William Shatner

I promise not to sass you. :whistling:








:lol:

[Quidam]

I don't want any sass from any of you.... I've debated on confiding this one......
William Shatner

You're so naughty!

The Negotiator (http://tickets.priceline.com/promo/shatner_pcln_negotiator.asp?irefid=HPFEATURE&irefclickid=NEGOTIATOR2)

[campfiregirl]

I don't want any sass from any of you.... I've debated on confiding this one......






















William Shatner

Oh Chooch there was a time many decades ago I'd have done him too.:blushing:

[Pegster]

I don't want any sass from any of you.... I've debated on confiding this one......






















William Shatner

Some things you really should keep to yourself. :lol:

[pearlblackdragon]

Wait -does posting on this thread make us slutty dirty whores?

:(

Yes, and we are posting on the whore-ums.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Yes, and we are posting on the whore-ums.

Don't you mean the whorii?

[LonnaSaur]

Ryan Seacrest.

[jasminetheawesome]

Ryan Seacrest.

Worst. First. Post. Ever. I keed, I keed.

[LonnaSaur]

Jasmine, you hurt my feelings. Now I'll have to go snuggle with Harry Potter (he was so feloniously cute in the third movie) to cheer myself up!

[jasminetheawesome]

Jasmine, you hurt my feelings. Now I'll have to go snuggle with Harry Potter (he was so feloniously cute in the third movie) to cheer myself up!

Aw! I'm sorry. I'm not into hurting feelings, unless I hate you (which I don't). Dude, I said I wanted to do the creepy black dude from Lost, so I'm not really one to talk. I'm also apparently a whore, which I just learned this week. Who cares what I think, I'm a dirty, dirty whore.

[HoneyBunny]

Ryan Seacrest.
The fact that you signed up to share that with all your gasm-buddies is both touching and disturbing...


hb

[LonnaSaur]

Thank you, hb. I find it disturbing too but the fact I KNOW it is disturbing means I am not beyond help, I hope.

Jasmine, I can't bear to think you felt the need to apologize. My feelings aren't hurt, I was only kidding.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Jasmine, you hurt my feelings. Now I'll have to go snuggle with Harry Potter (he was so feloniously cute in the third movie) to cheer myself up!

I was ready to defend your very disturbing love for Seachrest until you started going after MY Harry Potter! Mine mine mine!

Thank you, hb. I find it disturbing too but the fact I KNOW it is disturbing means I am not beyond help, I hope.

Actually if you like Daniel Radcliffe you are nowhere near beyond hope.

And welcome to the forii

[Pegster]

Jamie Kennedy

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Jamie Kennedy

Really? :unsure2:

I'd take Bill Murray from back in his Stripes days - though I'm not so sure that's an embarassing admission.

[chooch850]

Wow...Ryan Seacrest was Lonna's first post....seems so long ago..... I'd do Locke.... as Locke, in the jungle, the mighty jungle....

....his knees would give out again when I was done with him...

[TinkerbellAPixie]

There is a Locke lookalike at my Physical Therapy. It's funny when I first started going - I thought he was intriguingly handsome. Than as Locke on the show started behaving more cluelessly I started feeling less attracted to PT faux-Locke. By the time Locke abandoned Kate with the Others I was just staring at faux-Locke with indignation.

[Pegster]

Really? :unsure2:

.


Totally. And twice on Sundays. I'm not ashamed :sneaky: :D

[here4beer]

Paulie Walnuts. Don't ask me why; he's old, he's crude, he's got those weird wings on his head, but for some reason I totally dig him.

[angiemarie]

Paulie Walnuts. Don't ask me why; he's old, he's crude, he's got those weird wings on his head, but for some reason I totally dig him.


Ok, this one is definitely too odd for me. Way to be brave and put it out there, here4beer!

[Pegster]

Paulie Walnuts. Don't ask me why; he's old, he's crude, he's got those weird wings on his head, but for some reason I totally dig him.

Yeah, you totally trumped me on that one. Jamie Kennedy's looking better and better, huh Tink?

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Yeah, you totally trumped me on that one. Jamie Kennedy's looking better and better, huh Tink?

You took the words right outta my mouth. lol

[Ms. Tumnus]

I just saw Blades of Glory and I find myself strangely attracted to John Heder and Will Ferrel.

[RachWho?]

I just saw Blades of Glory and I find myself strangely attracted to John Heder and Will Ferrel.

Ummm ew on the former and I approve on the latter.

Let's go old school. I was watching that movie "Can't Buy Me Love" (which does feature a very young McDreamy) but also a little known appearance by Rico Suave. I kind of think he was a hottie, and I think I might have hit that. I don't know what he looks like now, though.

[photochild]

Paulie Walnuts. Don't ask me why; he's old, he's crude, he's got those weird wings on his head, but for some reason I totally dig him.

Blech. You can keep him.