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Channel Dasher
10-13-2007, 09:42 AM
Viewing this season so far, I believe that Courtney has to be one of the most useless Survivor contestants in the series' history. That got me thinking . . . . (always dangerous, I know) . . . Survivor has run an "All Stars" season with the really strong players, but who would you fellow Survivor fans nominate for an "All Stars - Loser Edition?" I know that this would be hard - since there is always that first person voted off. The one that when the "final 2/3" do the "memorial walk" of the departed, they always say something like "Oh yeah, Tina, um, yeah, um, she was, um ..... nice." Think of the fun an All-Star Loser edition would be - would we have to wait until Episode 9 before either tribe starts a fire? Would anyone actually be able to scheme to get anyone else off?

So having started the thread, I nominate Courtney from the current crop. She is totally useless around camp, completly annoying and physically incapable of being effective in any challenge. While she may go farther as to voting part of an alliance, without being pulled along by some stronger members - she would be out the door.

Put on your thinking caps, and nominate your most lame-o contestants for Surivor "All Star Losers" Edition!

Channel Dasher
angiemarie
10-13-2007, 12:24 PM
Rocky from Fiji, I still HATE him.

And I know who Schoonie would nominate, Lisi from Fiji. BTW, did you know she fell? That was awesome.
Cherie
10-13-2007, 01:36 PM
That disgusting woman who's name escapes me at the moment. She was actually on All Stars but burst into tears and quit when Richard Hatch wiggled past her with his floppy loose. Then she tried to sue him for sexual harrassment. Susan Hawk! Big loser. Hate. Her.
roadtripper8
10-15-2007, 07:59 AM
No list of Survivor losers would be complete without Johhny Fairplay! My blood pressure surges just upon sight of him. When he opens his mouth, I fear an aneurysm.
TinkerbellAPixie
10-15-2007, 08:19 AM
This is hard for me to say - because I have since met this person and he is really great and cool and he's my myspace pal and stuff.

But - Billy, he who loved Candace, really played the game badly so he'd fit this list.
Katmandu
10-15-2007, 08:24 AM
I can't remember billy
TinkerbellAPixie
10-15-2007, 08:28 AM
He was from Cook Islands on the Hispanic Tribe.

http://www.survivorcast.com/images/billy.jpg
roadtripper8
10-15-2007, 08:29 AM
Rocky from Fiji, I still HATE him.


That's cuz you're a guuuuurl!!! (Imagine that last word slurred in Rocky's contemptuous style). And we all know how Rocky feels about those of us in the female "species".
Katmandu
10-15-2007, 09:39 AM
He was from Cook Islands on the Hispanic Tribe.

http://www.survivorcast.com/images/billy.jpg

Now I remember. Good choice.
Clair
10-15-2007, 11:04 AM
How about the first guy to quit - Osten.
TinkerbellAPixie
10-15-2007, 11:26 AM
OOH while we are talking quitters add Janu.
JulieM
10-15-2007, 11:28 AM
How about the first guy to quit - Osten.

I second that emotion. Big crybaby.

Susan Hawk too...give me strength.
chooch850
10-15-2007, 11:50 AM
How about John Raymond or Tanya Vance?
Pegster
10-15-2007, 01:11 PM
Dreamz. The name says it all.

Dr. Sean "I'm voting people off alphabetically" Kenniff. Moron.

Burton Roberts. He's an ass and he's hot. Even with losers I need some eye candy.
TinkerbellAPixie
10-15-2007, 01:23 PM
Season one's Greg and his fake cell phone
jampony
10-15-2007, 06:06 PM
Oh, what about the guy who used a rock as a blackberry?
animalcrackers
10-15-2007, 07:21 PM
what about clay & brian?

and Rob, the guy that stepped on a jellyfish or something and cried about it for DAYS!
angiemarie
10-15-2007, 08:06 PM
That disgusting woman who's name escapes me at the moment. She was actually on All Stars but burst into tears and quit when Richard Hatch wiggled past her with his floppy loose. Then she tried to sue him for sexual harrassment. Susan Hawk! Big loser. Hate. Her.

If Richard Hatch rubbed his naked junk on me, I would require years and years of therapy to get over it. The horror, the horror.

That's cuz you're a guuuuurl!!! (Imagine that last word slurred in Rocky's contemptuous style). And we all know how Rocky feels about those of us in the female "species".

Oh my god, I hate him so much, thanks for reminding me why.
Cherie
10-15-2007, 08:42 PM
If Richard Hatch rubbed his naked junk on me, I would require years and years of therapy to get over it. The horror, the horror.


LOL! He was gross. I would have pushed his ass off the thing, not cried about it. If she was going to leave the show anyway do it with a bang!:D
roadtripper8
10-16-2007, 12:10 PM
Oh my god, I hate him so much, thanks for reminding me why.

Sorry... I just couldn't resist. :p That man rakes my last nerve too!
JulieM
10-16-2007, 12:32 PM
I remember Rob stepping on the jellyfish. Didn't he cray about something else?
TinkerbellAPixie
10-16-2007, 12:46 PM
Does anyone remember the woman who was an Orlando Sheriff who went and could never hold down water and was violentely ill. They ended up voting her out pretty quickly.
Katmandu
10-16-2007, 03:53 PM
Does anyone remember the woman who was an Orlando Sheriff who went and could never hold down water and was violentely ill. They ended up voting her out pretty quickly.

That was in Africa right?
TinkerbellAPixie
10-16-2007, 04:48 PM
Possibly?
Cherie
10-16-2007, 05:54 PM
I think you are talking about Jessie Camacho from Survivor Africa.
She was a deputy sheriff from Orange County Florida. She was voted out 2nd?