TVgasm Homecoming

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Here's a place to start making your plans. I'm sure the lovely Miss Chooch will be our hostess again (this is called peer pressure :p).

[chooch850]

What have you peoples got me into now...LOL

Give me the weekend to set things up and then I will be counting on you guys to help with the Theme and Date. I will also take nominations over the weekend for Homecoming King & Queen. Just PM me with your qualifications. I will post some upcoming rivalry college games we can choose from too. I will do that later on today.

Let's hear a BIG .... SIS CUM BAH!!!!....

[roadtripper8]

What have you peoples got me into now...LOL


Sorry, chooch! I think I got the ball rolling with one innocent, very tongue-in-cheek suggestion.

[roadtripper8]

Oh yeah, I forgot:

SIS CUM BAH!!!!!

[RachWho?]

I always thought it was SIS BOOM BAH!

[RachWho?]

What have you peoples got me into now...LOL

Give me the weekend to set things up and then I will be counting on you guys to help with the Theme and Date. I will also take nominations over the weekend for Homecoming King & Queen. Just PM me with your qualifications. I will post some upcoming rivalry college games we can choose from too. I will do that later on today.

Let's hear a BIG .... SIS CUM BAH!!!!....

I am gone this weekend, so I was going to PM you who I thought should be nominated, but then I thought that wasn't what you meant. I had a nice long list of nominees to send ya.

[roadtripper8]

I always thought it was SIS BOOM BAH!

Shows you how long ago high school was for me!

[RachWho?]

Ha! I was in marching band. We weren't saying nothing but GET US OUT OF THESE FUCKING UNIFORMS!

[TinkerbellAPixie]

We may have to pull your Prom Queen status - everyone knows band geeks never make Prom Queen. (it's ok I'm a flag twirler, I feel your pain)

[lennonwhore]

I.m starting my campaign for Homecoming Princess. I know I can.t beat the resident queens, but I.ll settle for being on the court.

[chooch850]

I like the word CUM....

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Wrong thread babe! :p

[jampony]

And that's why she was voted most x-rated!

[bevo]

Ha! I was in marching band. We weren't saying nothing but GET US OUT OF THESE FUCKING UNIFORMS!

I hear ya Rach. Our band uniforms did not look good on anyone :(

[chooch850]

There will be a huge bonfire before the big game... if anyone wants to burn their uniforms, bring 'em on! Pictures of you in your uniform is a must.

[chooch850]

Rivalry & Date


Ohio State at Michigan 17-Nov
UCLA at USC 1-Dec
Texas at Texas A&M 23-Nov
Georgia at Florida 27-Oct
Alabama at Auburn 24-Nov
Michigan at Michigan State 3-Nov
Arkansas at LSU 23-Nov
California at Stanford 1-Dec
Florida State at Florida 24-Nov

I know nothing of college football, but these are the current teams playing and their homecoming dates. It is up to you to choose the teams and date from this list....... unless you have a better pairing in the near future.

Let's have some ideas... remember team colors are involved..... anyone know the colors??

..... oh shit.... only 9.... I will post at least one more after I watch "Ugly Betty".

[ScotyUtah]

Dec. 1st. UCLA will lose, Stanford to upset Cal and all will be back to normal. What the hell is this thread about? Homecoming? I'm ready to do something ridiculous if need be.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

October 27 OU plays OSU which is a big in-state rivalry. It might be too soon for your homecoming - so I'm flexible. We also play Texas A&M on the 3rd (Hate them) and Baylor on the 10th. Feel free to choose any OU game that you like. :)

[lennonwhore]

The Arkansas vs LSU game should be a good one.

[minda07]

Here is a picture of me and all my freshman year glory - ready to crown the homecoming King and Queen.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g93/laus7703/028_28.jpg

[minda07]

Can someone make that smaller???

[TinkerbellAPixie]

It doesn't look big to me - but it DOES look adorable.

[chooch850]

Here is a picture of me and all my freshman year glory - ready to crown the homecoming King and Queen.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g93/laus7703/028_28.jpg

YAY MINDA!!! You are so awesome. You should be wearing that crown.

Come on everybody... let's see the pics... drag out those yearbooks.... scan away and share. We need some team spirit and I'm officially proclaiming Minda our Cheerleading Captain which automatically puts her in the running for Homecoming Queen!!!:w00t:

[minda07]

YAY MINDA!!! You are so awesome. You should be wearing that crown.

Come on everybody... let's see the pics... drag out those yearbooks.... scan away and share. We need some team spirit and I'm officially proclaiming Minda our Cheerleading Captain which automatically puts her in the running for Homecoming Queen!!!:w00t:

Sweet - I always wanted to be queen!:thumbup:

[angiemarie]

Nice gams, Minda! You looks so cute. :)

[JulieM]

Minda you look positively adorable.

I think the only high school related picture I can find is a tennis picture. You have to remember...I went to school in the 70's and honestly there aren't that many pictures of us as teens.

[LonnaSaur]

Minda! I love that photo! Nice legs!

[minda07]

I wish I still had those legs!!!!

[LonnaSaur]

I wish I still had those legs!!!!

I wish I had ever had legs like those!

[lennonwhore]

Minda, you look so cute in your picture!

[chooch850]

I wish I still had those legs!!!!

You still have those same legs Minda.... they're just protected in padding. ;)

[giffordsaz]

cute picture Minda.....

ASU (undefeated) Homecoming weekend this week!

[CrazyTrain]

Minda that's a great pic!

[chooch850]

The Arkansas vs LSU game should be a good one.

OK LW.... this is the game we will have for our Homecoming .....it's on Friday, Nov. 23rd.

Since I have received no PM's or E-mails with suggestions on K&Q's, I have used a fair and full-safe way to get nominations. I put all the names in a hat and my son pulled out 6 girl names and 6 boy names.... the nominees are:

GIRLS:

1. JulieM
2. Clair
3. animalcrackers
4. lennonwhore
5. Lonnasaur
6. Minda7

BOYS

1. John Bender
2. Firecat
3. dr. birdie
4. ScotyUtah
5. Treadingonme
6. lloyd Dobbler
(we are sorely lacking in men....)

..... do we want to hold our dance on Fri. or Sat. nite....
... and I would like, instead of a theme, a phrase that would sum up our awesome attitude. (remember we were all brought together because of TV).

Send your vote for K&Q to my e-mail or a pm is fine. Have all votes in to me by Nov. 20th. .... remembering Turkey Day is the 22nd.

chooch850@yahoo.com

The queen will receive this:

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/Tiara-02z.jpg

Any and all suggestions will be appreciated.

[animalcrackers]

woohoo! everyone should vote ANIMALCRACKERS! i'm so excited - i've never been nominated for anything before!

[lennonwhore]

or everyone could vote for me! i.m an excellent representative of the .gasm!

[minda07]

Wow - I am so excited! I think everyone should vote for me.

[LonnaSaur]

It's an honor just to be nominated!

Vote me for because you get Two for the Price of One: LonnaSaur and BabySaur (in the belly.)

[roadtripper8]

Vote me for because you get Two for the Price of One: LonnaSaur and BabySaur (in the belly.)

A knocked up homecoming queen. I love it! You get my vote.

[RachWho?]

Shoot, I am really torn about who to vote for. Couldn't your son have thrown in one stinky candidate? Like Simeone or something?

I am going to need some MAJOR sucking up, ladies.

[LonnaSaur]

Shoot, I am really torn about who to vote for. Couldn't your son have thrown in one stinky candidate? Like Simeone or something?

I am going to need some MAJOR sucking up, ladies.

Rach, you are beautiful, smart, funny, witty, interesting, and nobody, but NObody has better cans than you do! Plus, your husband is like, the greatest photographer EVER!

[JulieM]

Vote for me....remember I didn't get to be in the homecoming court because I was suspended from school....sigh.

On the other hand, damn is it hard to campaign against Lonna...woo hoo a pregnant queen.

[lennonwhore]

I will pee all over the Homecoming Parade if you don.t vote for me!

I.m horrible at sucking up, so I.m going for a negative campaign

[LonnaSaur]

On the other hand, damn is it hard to campaign against Lonna...woo hoo a pregnant queen.

Indeed! I feel so slutty. And I was never like this in high school!

[John Bender]

I may have to vote for Len - I don't like being the victim of Chapter 1 (or number 1).

[Treadingonme]

She can't really pee ALL over the parade, can she? I mean, the logistics of the situation are just mind-boggling...

[minda07]

Shoot, I am really torn about who to vote for. Couldn't your son have thrown in one stinky candidate? Like Simeone or something?

I am going to need some MAJOR sucking up, ladies.

Rach - just remember blood is thicker than water!:D

I am going with the slutty approach - I was a cheerleader in high school you do the math!:ohmy:

[lennonwhore]

She can't really pee ALL over the parade, can she? I mean, the logistics of the situation are just mind-boggling...

Oh yes I can! I have amazing urination skills!

[Clair]

Vote for me. :D

[JasonR]

Rach - just remember blood is thicker than water!:D

I am going with the slutty approach - I was a cheerleader in high school you do the math!:ohmy:

Minda . . . all I needed was slutty and cheerleader in the same sentence . . you've got my vote!

P.S. that pic of you is adorable.

[chooch850]

Let's not forget to vote for our King and Queen.... I've received and recorded a few votes so far...... let's get this together.....I've made all the plans, from the bonfire, to the dance.

[LonnaSaur]

Homecoming's this Friday. I call Pep Rally! Le's hear it for Chooch, who made this all possible with just a little peer pressure from the rest of us. Does anyone even care? Haven't the forums seemed a little dead lately?

[animalcrackers]

yeah where is everyone?

[JulieM]

I can make a float out of my garden cart!

[lennonwhore]

I.ve made the effigy of our rivals to burn in the bonfire

(who are our rivals again?)

[Cherie]

Homecoming's this Friday. I call Pep Rally! Le's hear it for Chooch, who made this all possible with just a little peer pressure from the rest of us. Does anyone even care? Haven't the forums seemed a little dead lately?




http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/18/18_1_37.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824YYUS)Yay Chooch!http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_7_12.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824YYUS)

[chooch850]

Last minute votes must be in by 3pm est....

Parade starts at 7pm.

[JulieM]

Sniff...is that 7:00pm Central cuz I'm here.

[JulieM]

Anybody??? I'm in chat or you can ding me on Yahoo.

[Cherie]

Where's the punch bowl? I have a fake poo to slip in it!:sneaky:

[chooch850]

THE MARCHING BAND IS WARMING UP......

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/uniform_band-1.jpg


THE BUSES FULL OF CHEERING FANS ARE ARRIVING....

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/reddevil_9725_resized.jpg
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/schoolbus03110502.jpg
...... OOPS.... WANNA BACK THAT ONE UP A BIT THERE, JAMPY!

......the crowd is gathering....

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/spring2.jpg

[Cherie]

Where's the potty? All that beer runs right thru ya!

[chooch850]

Follow the rules people....

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/ghana-66.jpg

.....AND WAIT YOUR TURN!
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/mmd10.jpg LENNON SWEETIE..... CONTAIN YOURSELF DEAR....

[chooch850]

PEGSTER WAS IN CHARGE OF BEER......
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/141127543643fe2f72371724_6656898-1.jpg

WTF!!!!

[Cherie]

I'll show ya my boobs for a beer!

[chooch850]

AWWWWW..... I KNEW SHE WOULD NOT DISAPPOINT US..... HERE'S THE BACK-UP!!!!!

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/Coor20Light20Beer20Truck20pic12.jpg
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/beer-truck-1.jpg
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/MPP0273-Beer-diff-decisionBeer-Bott.jpg
SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE.....

[chooch850]

....AND HERE COMES OUR GRAND MARSHAL TO START OUR PARADE!

HI TINKERBELLAPIXIE......*WAVING*
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/DisneylandHomecoming200520038.jpg

[chooch850]

OUR FLOATS BEGIN....
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/image001.jpg
PEK AND JAMPY'S GEEK FLOAT...

THE QUEEN'S FLOAT
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/topless_transsexual_chicago_shame_p.jpg
..... OOPS, I MEAN CHERIE AND CHOOCH'S FLOAT!!!

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/StudLife_Homecoming_2002.jpg
LONNA'S AND ANGIE'S FLOAT

[Cherie]

Wow it is cold out here!

[JulieM]

Where's my date? Is he already making out with someone else?

[chooch850]

OUR QUEEN..... errr... QUEENS
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/40th_HC_Queens1_337x.jpg

RACHWHO AND MINDA'S FLOAT.....
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/queensfloat.gif
WITH OUR QUEEN AND HER COURT.... YAY!!!

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THE KING AND HIS COURT

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/Chinatown_Parade2.jpg
ANIMAL CRACKER'S FLOAT IS MOO-ARVELOUS!!!!

[chooch850]

WHERE'D LENNONWHORE GO????
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/porta-potty-3000.jpg

[chooch850]

AND HERE'S OUR KING AND QUEEN.....
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/king2.gif
......OUR KING WON BY A LANDSLIDE.... OUR BEAUTIFUL QUEEN WON BY ONE VOTE.... IT WAS A CLOSE RACE! THANK YOU ALL FOR PARTICIPATING!!!! AND CONGRATS TO OUR KING AND QUEEN!!!!

[chooch850]

OOPS!!!! FORGOT TO TELL WHO WON.....

.......THE BEAUTIFUL CLAIR IS OUR QUEEN AND JOHN BENDER IS OUR KING.... CONGRASTS YOU GUYS!!!

.....NOW BRING ON THE MARCHING BAND!
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/2006_apple_blossom_grand_parade_-1.jpg

.....AND LIGHT THE BONFIRE.....
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/Bonfire2.jpg

.......AND SOMEONE CHECK AND SEE IF THAT'S PEG BEHIND THOSE BLEACHERS.....
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/FB_Home_Bleachers-sm.gif

.....OH THERE SHE IS....
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/bz2.jpg

[chooch850]

Thanks all and goodnight!

[JulieM]

Wooo hooo Chooch. Great job.

[Cherie]

Yay Chooch! Congrats to Clair and John Bender!

[jampony]

Bravo, chooch!!! You never fail to make me giggle. Thanks for organizing yet another successful event! Now I'm off to split a beer with the other geeks. Party on, dudes!

PS: Congrats to Clair and John!

[Cherie]

Where's my date? Is he already making out with someone else?
I don't know does he have dark hair and a tattoo of a mongoose on his butt?

[JulieM]

Nope, he's the captain of the tennis team with blond hair, blue eyes and he's oh so tall.

[angiemarie]

Congrats to Clair and John Bender!


(I can't believe a total juvenile delinquent was voted Homecoming King, what is the world coming to?)


And many thanks to Chooch for organizing another spectacular event!

[chooch850]

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/100804790yYSJTO_ph-1.jpg

LONNA!!!..... YOU DIDN'T WIN SWEETIE.....BUT YOU DO MAKE A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN!....

[chooch850]

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/flower_queen.jpg

OUR WINNING FLOAT!!....ENTERED BY GREEN THUMB JULIE!
*GET DOWN NOW JULIE...YOUR LOVELY, BUT YOU DIDN'T WIN HOMECOMING QUEEN....*

[chooch850]

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/23325558.jpg
.....animalcrackers, CLAIR is our QUEEN. You must give back the CROWN!

[chooch850]

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/piddlepaddlepuddle.jpg

URINATION AS RETALIATION!!!.... DON'T START LENNONWHORE....

[chooch850]

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/drunk-day_after3.jpg

JOHN!!!!! ....
OUR "KING"..... I FEEL SUCH PRIDE!

[chooch850]

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/drunk_naked_girl400.jpg

......AND CLAIR!!!! OUR STUNNING AND ELEGANT QUEEN!

IT'S A PROUD DAY FOR US ALL HERE AT THE 'GASM!

[lennonwhore]

Man, I was so tired I couldn.t even pee on anything in retaliation last night!

Fuck some Black Friday working...Bath and Body Works had a line that wrapped around the store TWICE!!!

[JulieM]

Chooch you are the greatest. I have laughed myself silly over these.

Congrats to the King and Queen.

[Clair]

I won??? OMG!! I was all ready with my "It was an honor just being nominated.... er, having my name pulled out of a hat" reply. :)

Chooch, you really put some time and effort into hosting the Homecoming event. Thanks for all your hard work. And thanks to everyone who voted for me. I'm honored.

[minda07]

Chooch this was one hell of a homecoming - I was so drunk I feel like I wasn't even there - I think someone slipped something in my drink because I woke up the next day wearing no clothes!!!!!!!!

I would say congrats Clair and John but I am too pissed I lost yet again!!! Damn slutty cheerleader doesn't mean as much as it used too. I guess I just have to be happy with trash queen as I picked up after you bitches yet again!

[chooch850]

OH MINDA....GREAT JOB CLEANING UP.... BUT....

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/trash.jpg
....YA FORGOT SOME!



SO I'M PRESENTING YOU WITH YOUR OWN SPECIAL TROPHY....
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/product-ezlsd440.jpg



.......AND YOU CAN THANK PEG FOR THESE....
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/67068.jpg
JUST THINK OF ALL THE MONEY YOUR GONNA GET WHEN YOU TAKE THESE BACK!!!

MINDA....YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE 'GASM TRASH QUEEN!!! .....AND WE LOVE YOU FOR IT!!
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/cronache-spagnuole.jpg

[minda07]

awwww thanks chooch!

[angiemarie]

You may not be Homecoming Queen, Minda, but you definitely have the fiercest dress.

[Cherie]

Ok chooch, locking me in the bus barn was NOT funny.

[chooch850]

YOU CERTAINLY WEREN'T ALONE CHERIE AND YOU ARE WELCOME!

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/images5Cbus.jpg

[Cherie]

Well that certainly explains a few things.......

[RachWho?]

Shite, I missed the whole thing. I was passed out in the locker room with the football team...err...out of town.

Sis, I voted for you, you slutty, slutty cheerleader.

[animalcrackers]

OMG that was an awesome homecoming!

Congrats Clair & John! and thanks a million to Cooch! you rock!

[chooch850]

I THOUGHT I SAW YOU IN THE BATHROOMS EARLIER RACH.......

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/Pic1241.jpg



....AND NOW I KNOW WHY DR. BIRDIE DIDN'T SHOW UP..... HE HAD A GOLF DATE...... GO FIGURE.....!
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/91.jpg

[RachWho?]

Couldn't be me, Chooch.

I don't paint my fingernails.

Otherwise, pretty accurate.

[Cherie]

734Chooch what on earth did you put in the punch? Look at John and Clair after the party!

[roadtripper8]

Sorry I couldn't make it (I was traveling) but my biggest congrats to the King JB and Queen Clair!

[poor, dead shannon]

great job chooch!!! looked like quite a party.

(i think i recognize that chick passed out on the picnic table. seriously.)

PDS

[Cherie]

great job chooch!!! looked like quite a party.

(i think i recognize that chick passed out on the picnic table. seriously.)

PDS
You would.......

[poor, dead shannon]

You would.......

hey now :)

[LonnaSaur]

Dammit, I will NEVER be the popular girl. Sad horns.

Kidding! Congrats John and Clair! Woohoo!

Did our team win??

[Cherie]

Has anybody seen John Bender since he won?
Ok Chooch, we know you have him. Now untie him and let him out of the basement! And give the man his pants back!