America's Most Smartest Model

[Pegster]

I thought there already was a thread for this trainwreck, but was unable to find one.

Love that psycho Andre seems to think this competition is the former Soviet Union vs America. He needs to be deported.

And can they get rid of the stick-figure that is Rachel? There is no way that moron could ever win Most Smartest anything. I"m surprised she can dress herself.

Daniel gets gayer every week.

That is all.

[photochild]

Agreed on all counts. The thing that bugs me about Rachel isn't only that she resembles a twig, but that her face looks like shes been eating lemons or something. It's always scrunched up, she isn't very pretty. Plus she's stupid.

[angiemarie]

Agreed on all counts. The thing that bugs me about Rachel isn't only that she resembles a twig, but that her face looks like shes been eating lemons or something. It's always scrunched up, she isn't very pretty. Plus she's stupid.

If Rachel was on ANTM, she would definitely get the "she looks too old" comment every panel.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Some of these people are neither smart, nor attractive. So what are they even doing here? Case in point - Mandylynn. She looked like one of those real life dolls that perverts buy and then parade around HBO's Real Sex.

[Cherie]

The people on this show are pretty creepy. None of the women look like models. Mandylynn looked like a duck and was about as smart as one. That's an insult to ducks so I take that back.
Andre just pisses me off. Why come to America if you hate it so much?

[TinkerbellAPixie]

715 http://www.realdoll.com/dpcs64/tami/t03.jpg

See? She does look like one of those dolls

[Cherie]

The doll looks more lifelike!

[giffordsaz]

i think all those girls are porn stars....

[animalcrackers]

Andre cracks me up! he is my favorite by far!

i totally forget - is that stupid Jesse off the show yet? (i watched some reruns over the weekend but i was drinking at the same time....)

[Pegster]

Yeah, ac - he was given the heave-ho this past episode. I love that everytime they were giving the models a challenge, he was standing there EATING. Way to show them you were up for the diet, Jesse!!

And I find it amusing/annoying that KGB hates America so fervently, yet he lives here. If the former USSR was so great, why'd ya leave, Red?

[Cherie]

Hate.Him.
"You American's are so weak".
Must be the overabundance of toilet paper.

[Pegster]

I'm really growing tired of hearing, "SOVIET!!!"
I wish someone would point out to him that the USSR no longer exists.

How embarassing to lose a "smart-off" competition to Rachel. How do those girls function?

[minda07]

Rachels faces are really starting to piss me off - she is always doing something weird. I think the soviet is going next week - mary alice does not like him at all.

[angiemarie]

Rachels faces are really starting to piss me off - she is always doing something weird.


I know! In what alternate universe is she considered "model" materiel?

But the absolute best part of the episode was

Ben - "What is Mary Alice's last name?"

Lisa - "Alice?"

[Cherie]

I know! In what alternate universe is she considered "model" materiel?

But the absolute best part of the episode was

Ben - "What is Mary Alice's last name?"

Lisa - "Alice?"
I thought I had heard her wrong. I rewound to listen again. How can anyone be that stupid? And Rachael's face? How old is she that she has so many wrinkles? And I agree she seems to constantly be smelling something horrible or sucking a lemon.
Still hate Andre!

[giffordsaz]

I reall yhtink this is a show that these people have been given parts and they are playing the out kind of Improv like.... there is no way Andre would be so crappy with his attitude and survivie. And I don't like his lips at all. And Rachels does have a few shining moments of pretty but then I focus my eyes.. and it's gone. I do think she is model material in the alternate universe of porn.

[tvkitty]

haha I hate to admit it but Andre amuses me.

Pickel is sooooo hot!

[dangerdarling]

I'm diggin' on Brett and VJ, but they all get on my nerves at some point...the Aussie is cute.

I know it's absurd, but I miss Jesse:)

[Cherie]

Can't believe I'm saying this but Andre was making me laugh. He's so arrogant and obnoxious but he's growing on me. And Aussie Rachel is so not cute. She looks like she has a flip-top head. In fact none of the girls ever looked like model material. The guys, mostly do. Except for Jessie but for some reason I miss him a little too.

[dangerdarling]

Right, none of them ARE very model-ish. I think the Aussie is cute, but probably mostly because I like her accent. I couldn't stand Blonde Rachel...the only way I could see her "modeling" is in FHM or something...she was way too skinny for my taste. And not the trendy heroin-chic skinny. Gag.

Andre is definitely the least boring person on the show. So he's why I watch it, really.

[chooch850]

It's down to VJ and Andre! The All-American vs the Soviet..... I'm in Andre's corner. He's much more professional than VJ.... I just hope he can pull off this last challenge. They are already taking applications for AMSM 2 if anyone is interested.....

[animalcrackers]

i am also in Andre's corner! i was watching some of the reruns over the weekend/yesterday. andre is a million times hotter than vj. his cocky soviet attitude is funny. i really really hope that he kicks ass on the final challenge (and that ben has a small boy crush on him so that he'll definitely win!)

[chooch850]

Do you think Ben is gay?.... or does he have a wife?

[thatswhack]

I'm pretty sure Andre isn't taking himself seriously with the whole Soviet thing. Hahaha. He's hilarious. SOVIET!

[Katrina Patina]

Yes, I think Andre's just mostly playing to the cameras. But I do think he has a short fuse and a Napolean complex.

[Cherie]

Do you think Ben is gay?.... or does he have a wife?
Ben has a wife that he's been married to twice. He has a son. But he has a certain "flair" so I always wondered too.

Oh and GO ANDRE!

[chooch850]

I was more interested in seeing this finale then Survivor's.......

I was glad to see the return of Pickel and I thought Andre's decision to use him as his speaker was a great idea..... but in the end, it didn't help.... the all_American VJ won it all!!

.....I read that Andre is mad at VH1 for not defending him or at least letting him stick up for himself when he was "falsely" charged with molesting that former girlfriend of his. Because of that, he lost modeling jobs with Calvin Klein and Target.

[Cherie]

Did anything ever come of the accusations or did she just do it for the publicity?