HoH Blogs

[Apple Blossom]

Did anyone catch Janelle's and Jase's HoH blogs? Jase's was written specifically for Heidi. If you haven't caught it yet, here it is:

"heidi, heidi, just a girl named heidi... (ohhhh and america)

honey eye am in hell. I knew it would be rough, but this is crushing me completely inside...you and caleigh girl are my life, you’re my other wing and eye can not fly without you...I promised caleigh so I stay and I fight, even though it is killing me.

eye so want my phone to ring and its you talking about any random thing… can I just tell you? honey, eye really think eye can pull this off this time, its like it was meant to be...

honey, eye hope you’re taking your vitamins... did ya see the jason blaine shirt? Well its official eye am crying on tv while typing this, they got me... but its ok it turns out, because of you eye do have feelings, just needed you to show me that eye did...

honey... you’re here with me and…eye have on the ring for good luck. it’s working.

At any moment when you see me on the show know that eye am thinking about you, its a constant...

heidi, you're my best friend, thank you for loving me,

my etam luos
l6ve, l6ve, l6ve, l6ve, l6ve, l6ve"

I just...don't even know what to say about that. Let's hear what you all think!

[EdHill]

Did anyone catch Janelle's and Jase's HoH blogs? Jase's was written specifically for Heidi. If you haven't caught it yet, here it is:

"heidi, heidi, just a girl named heidi... (ohhhh and america)

honey eye am in hell. I knew it would be rough, but this is crushing me completely inside...you and caleigh girl are my life, you’re my other wing and eye can not fly without you...I promised caleigh so I stay and I fight, even though it is killing me.

eye so want my phone to ring and its you talking about any random thing… can I just tell you? honey, eye really think eye can pull this off this time, its like it was meant to be...

honey, eye hope you’re taking your vitamins... did ya see the jason blaine shirt? Well its official eye am crying on tv while typing this, they got me... but its ok it turns out, because of you eye do have feelings, just needed you to show me that eye did...

honey... you’re here with me and…eye have on the ring for good luck. it’s working.

At any moment when you see me on the show know that eye am thinking about you, its a constant...

heidi, you're my best friend, thank you for loving me,

my etam luos
l6ve, l6ve, l6ve, l6ve, l6ve, l6ve"

I just...don't even know what to say about that. Let's hear what you all think!

Finally a worse speller than me.

[Pekmboyd]

the "eye" thing drives me nuts - it's not like its even a shortcut, does he think it's cute???

[Pekmboyd]

oh my god, "my etam luos"....my soul mate backwards....I'm probably a complete idiot for not catching that the first time around, but it's stupid either way.

And what is that line about taking vitamins? Is he a scientologist? Does she have some disease?

And is it significant that there are 6 6s in the l6ves at the end? Sign of the devil?

[HoneyBunny]

oh my god, "my etam luos"....my soul mate backwards....I'm probably a complete idiot for not catching that the first time around, but it's stupid either way.

And is it significant that there are 6 6s in the l6ves at the end? Sign of the devil?

boyd - thanks for translating the "my etam luos"...geez I didn't get it.(maybe cuz its friday and I am brain dead or maybe cuz Jase is an idiot)

If you check out the Clipgasm: Pure Joy Edition Jase is sitting in front of the flames on the wall and it kinda looks like he has 'devil horns'...hmmmmmm....
http://www.tvgasm.com/movies/clipgasm/071406.mov

Jase-love is creepy.
hb

[ChicagoGal]

After getting a little nauseous, I came to the conclusion that he was typing in code. He didn't think anyone else could crack "eye", "l6ve" and "my etam luos". That, and he's really ticked off that there's no honey in the house. (Seriously, any guy writes me a 200 word letter saying "honey" four times is, oh, so icky.)

Although I think he's channeling a little bit of his showmance with Holly. Catch the "you're my wing, I can't fly without you" stuff? Reminded me of Holly feeding her little birdie. (Yes, I got a little nauseous again.)

He's a freak show waiting to happen. And we'll be there to watch!

[Apple Blossom]

I didn't even realize that it said "soul mate." I'm wondering if the "eye" (which is so irritating) is some sort of code for Heidi or Caleigh. It bothers me that he couldn't even get it right to write "eye" each time. He slipped a few times and wrote "I."

I can see why a little girl would like it, but how can any woman be attracted to anyone who wears his hair like that?

[angiemarie]

Poor little Caleigh, Jase is going to be her step-father. She will grow up thinking really bad hair, awful pseudo-poetry and mandannas are what she should look for in a man. :eek:

[zoobabe]

Eye think eye'm gonna be sick:rolleyes:

[CrazyTrain]

Bleeeeeeeeeeh.
What did Janey's say?

[mountain_girl]

So I'm bored at work and thought I'd kill a little time over on the BB site and decided to read the HoH blog. Janey's was good. Not much to say but passable. And then...Oh. My. God. I couldn't get back to the forums fast enough. Thankfully, Apple Blossom, you were on top of things. Jase is such a tool. If I were Heidi, I'd break up with simply because that entry was so freaking lame. 'Eye' for I? Is he retarded? I guess the soul mate backwards answers that. The only way that is acceptable is if your eight. And a girl.

[scorpiella]

So I'm bored at work and thought I'd kill a little time over on the BB site and decided to read the HoH blog. Janey's was good. Not much to say but passable. And then...Oh. My. God. I couldn't get back to the forums fast enough. Thankfully, Apple Blossom, you were on top of things. Jase is such a tool. If I were Heidi, I'd break up with simply because that entry was so freaking lame. 'Eye' for I? Is he retarded? I guess the soul mate backwards answers that. The only way that is acceptable is if your eight. And a girl.

Mountain_girl,
I just did the same thing! Seriously, how could this Heidi person read that and not want to run screaming? I can't believe he accidentally wrote "eye" instead of "I". This had to be on purpose which makes him so unbelievably lame I can't handle it!

[mountain_girl]

Mountain_girl,
I just did the same thing! Seriously, how could this Heidi person read that and not want to run screaming? I can't believe he accidentally wrote "eye" instead of "I". This had to be on purpose which makes him so unbelievably lame I can't handle it!

There's no way that was accidental, he did it 11 (Yes, I went back and counted) times! And on the second read through the honey, honey, honey thing got old too.

A funny side note, (I ran the full gambit of the site today) on the Love 'Em or Leave 'Em Results...Booger only has 0.6%! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[carewski]

Well, now, let's just choose up sides, shall we?

Stupid males: Howie and Jase and Boogie and George

Smart males: Will and Kaysar and James

Stupid females: Diane

Smart females: Janelle and Danielle and Nakomis and Alison

On the cusp: Marcellus and Erika. Marcellus is smart but he has no power. Erika, I think, not so smart.

Can Janie take it?

[HoneyBunny]

Well, now, let's just choose up sides, shall we?

Stupid males: Howie and Jase and Boogie and George

Smart males: Will and Kaysar and James

Stupid females: Diane

Smart females: Janelle and Danielle and Nakomis and Alison

On the cusp: Marcellus and Erika. Marcellus is smart but he has no power. Erika, I think, not so smart.

Can Janie take it?

Stupid Males - take out Howie (put him in cusp - he is a ass but I don't think he is 'stupid')
Smart Males - take out Kaysar (put him in cusp until I see how his horrible nominations work out)
Stupid Females - add Alislut (gone = stupid) add Marcellas (he is really playing? Or just hanging out?)
Smart Females - add Erika (she is a player)

Of course I will change my mind a thousand times before this season is over...
but I would love for Janey to win it all.

hb

[Tabby Lavalamp]

Well, now, let's just choose up sides, shall we?

Stupid males: Howie and Jase and Boogie and George

Smart males: Will and Kaysar and James

Stupid females: Diane

Smart females: Janelle and Danielle and Nakomis and Alison

On the cusp: Marcellus and Erika. Marcellus is smart but he has no power. Erika, I think, not so smart.

Can Janie take it?
Kaysar? Really? Over Jase? Pfffff...

[subgenre]

Kaysar's blog may not be as dumb as Jase's but it far surpasses it in sheer pretentiousness. *gag*

[chick110]

Eye don't know about that... ;)

[Sluggo]

I just looked at James' HOH blog on the CBS site, and let me just say that for a boy who thinks he's such a smartypants, he sure does have some horrible grammar.

I just don't like that mush-mouthed Republican boy.

[drmarlenaevans]

Holy James. Wordy much? I was considering copying/pasting his blog here, but it's just too long and eye-strain inducing. Although what else would you expect from the most important HOH with the toughest choices BB has ever had? *wink*

Eye am glad he can spell, at least.

[HoneyBunny]

I knew he was in love with the sound of his own voice and now I see he is equally in love with his own words on a page...
I feel sorry for his future kids - they are going to have to listen to his long ramblings their entire lives ~


hb

[Apple Blossom]

James' HoH diary was the first one I actually liked. He explained himself and his strategy, revealed his connection with Danielle, and used only one paragraph for Sarah. Okay, his grammar bothered me, but I'm sure mine isn't perfect when I'm writing here in the forums. I don't know how I feel about James overall (not my favorite, but I'm not gunning for him to be evicted right away), but I respected his blog this week.

[child of the corn]

He loves his own lispy voice. When he tries to discuss politics, he quickly goes to "Shut up, you're an idiot." I am embarassed for Sarah because I like her but hate him. Last season he was blaming her for messing up his game, but he messed it up by thinking to highly of himself and stabbing his allies in the back because he thought it was the badass thing to do.