The Hills - Season 4

[Jashba]

They just showed a sneak peek of the fourth season on MTV which starts August 18th. Looks like drama in full effect - I can't wait!!

[giffordsaz]

Well I hope Spiedi get a bit of their own this season.
What the hell does he do to make a living?

[TinkerbellAPixie]

He's got all kinds of "jobs", He manages "talent" he grows a flesh-covered beard (Seriously doesn't he watch The Soup at all? You'd think he'd have shaved by now), he stirs up reality tv drama.

I feel bad for Audrina and I'm sad that Lo, who I used to love, has turned into this manipulative little twirp.

Brody lands in jail - is that just a requirement for that family?

[gasmilicous]

Some info from PerezHilton.com:

The 'real' drama that follows The Hills star Lauren Conrad is better than the 'reality' portrayed in the show!

She just got back from a family vacation in Italy and already there's drama (the real kind) at her crib!

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that SOMEONE moved out of Lauren Conrad's home this today, Friday afternoon!

A neighborhood snitch tells us that there was a moving truck and a personal car being loaded with stuff at about 1pm PST.

The source also reports that there was screaming between two girls.

Not sure why, but apparently, a cop car also showed up!!!

We assume the person who moved out is Audrina. It's the most obvious answer!

According to Access Hollywood, the City of Los Angeles’ Department of Building and Safety is investigating whether or not there is an illegal residence on LC's property.

As y'all know Audrina Patridge lives (lived?) in the back guest house.

However, it appears that the house is not permitted for a second dwelling!

Isn't that something that you should research before you sink loads of money into a house?

Conrad's probably not paying any of it, though. MTV is most likely fronting the bills!

But, wait.

There's more!

A neighborhood snitch reveals that on Sunday morning at around 1:00 am, several cars filled with girls and guys parked outside of LC's house, yelled profanities, honked their horns, and then drove off.

They returned again at 1:30, and again at 1:45, says the source, who witnessed and heard the incident!

[el.eh.you.are.eh]

Thanks for the update.
And I agree with you Tink. I'm sad about Lo. She was so awesome back in Laguna days...

[gasmilicous]

More stuff:

Audrina Patridge discusses the differences between her real
life and her fake Hills life

To support today’s release of The Hills third season on DVD, Audrina Patridge talked to the L.A. Times, and ends up making the show seem even faker. Essentially, big parts of her life seem constructed for the show, as if she’s some kind of weird puppet.

Here’s how she answered the paper’s simple question, “Is Lauren your friend?”: “We live together, so yeah, we see each other a lot while the show is taping. Sometimes I see her when it’s not,” Audrina said. Of course, that doesn’t answer the question, and the first sentence suggests that they only live together when the show is in production.

She’s then asked if she’s friends with Lauren outside of the show, and she said, “We don’t have a lot of the same friends, but we try to reserve one night a week to hang out. In the fourth season, you’ll see our fight gets cleared up.” Who talks about their friendships in terms of seasons?

Later, when asked if she works at Epic Records, she said, “I don’t work as much there as I used to. It’s definitely not how it used to be when the series started.” Again, there she goes defining her life as part of the show. Asked what her title is, she said, “You know, I don’t know my title. I help out with anything. I help out with artists every now and then, making sure they’re taken care of. I also do some A&R, listen to demos. But I’m really focusing on acting.”

Once again, this is profoundly confusing and intriguing. Her answer sounds like she either means she’s acting while at work (and thus focused on it), or focused on her real job that’s not working at Epic. However, she does have a real acting gig lined up, as she’s in the Into the Blue sequel.
About that, she said, “It’s so different from a reality show because I have lines to memorize.” We already knew that The Hills is a fake reality show, but that it’s so similar to a scripted Hollywood movie is almost as amusing as Audrina’s fake life.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

That is interesting/confusing/intriguing/confounding. Or that was just what the script told me to say, or I'm just acting my response. Or not. Maybe.

[gasmilicous]

Sooooo did we watch the season premiere last night??

Lauren's googly eye face makes me sick. And Doug isn't even that cute. But as we know, he'll end up dicking her over, as per usual. Poor Lauren.

Audrina's friends look super fun. All tattooed up and mohawked out. No wonder Lo felt uncomfortable. I always loved Lo but found myself not liking her last night. Such a bitch to Audrina and for no reason other than jealousy (in my opinion). I'm glad Audrina stuck up for herself.

And speaking of Audrina...when is she going to admit she got a dang boob job? Maybe it will play out this season?? Maybe not.

Heidi's sister = ugly and annoying. But hey, the more drama, the merrier.

[giffordsaz]

I have this show on DVR adn was it only 34 minutes??? not an hour?

I will watch it and come dish with you.. tell me why do they put out whole season previews... they give you so much information that it might take 8 weeks to get to some of it... why why why?

[gasmilicous]

The episode was only a half hour one. But it was a few extra minutes for whatever reason. They did this whole thing before hand where a bunch of teenyboppers sat out on a beach and listened to LC, Audrina, and Whitney talk about stuff. I have no idea about what, because I didn't watch it. But yea, the season previews gave away enough that I was not impressed with this premiere.

[giffordsaz]

Wow I watched the show and 34 minutes of .. nothing.
After leaking possible every single good part of the season in a preseason trailer you would think the first show would have been a bigger bang for thier buck... but alas..... no fireworks..
and the worm is back in Heidi's house without a real explanation as to the contract she must have had him sign.. like
--I will get a job..
I will stop palying fricking video games all the time...
I will be civil to your family...
I will shave the freaking flesh colored wire haired terrier off my face....
I will kill myself on air all for the joy of giffordsaz......
where is the contract honey..
or did you just let that asswipes roll his lazy ass back up in your bed with no instructions.....
God I hate this show...
is it on every Mondya for 30 minutes right??..
I thought we had 1 hour last season.

[menomor3]

I watched and I thought it was a let down.
Lo was a complete bitch!
Not enough of Whitney.
Loved Audrina speach to Lo. She doesn't care to be her friend!
Lauren's date with Doug was boring!

Did anyone watch "A Shot of Love"? I swear the guy with the pink mohawk at Aud's party was on the first episode of Tila Tequila this year.

[Jashba]

I thought the premiere was kinda boring as well - but the Lo/Audrina discussion at the end pretty much made up for it. I also enjoyed watching Lo be a total bitch at Audrina's party, the fact that she whined because Audrina didn't help prep for the party they were throwing FOR her was classic!

And way to go Heidi's sister!!!! Thanks for trying to telling Heidi that she's a total moron for taking the douche back.

[gasmilicous]

Did you see how much these skanks are getting paid? To party and have coffee dates?!

From Perez...

InTouch has gotten its hands on some juicy info — how much each player on The Hills is getting paid per episode!

Who knew "reality" television could pay so well?

Lauren Conrad: $75,000 per episode
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode
Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode
Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode
Lauren “Lo” Bosworth: $10,000 per episode
Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode

An insider supposedly said, “The only reason L.C. gets paid more than anyone else is because she demanded in her original contract that no one could ever get paid more than her

[giffordsaz]

Wow, Then to make a point I would pay her a penny more. That being said, they are all over paid. Our teachers in America don't make what some of these brats do in a year and these brats are not even being filmed for large periods of time.
I recommend if they can not act their way better than they have, given that it is reality, they shouldn't get any money. No dead eyes staring off in space. No dead air chewing pictures.

Really they should stop making this show.

[giffordsaz]

Damn I just heard in the radio and reread this copy ...
and it is per episode......
crap it is worse than I thought. We are insane.. we watch them and they get paid this..... I am pissed now.

[angiemarie]

Why does Whitney only get $10,000? She's the nicest, she should get hazard pay for putting up with all those idiots.

[here4beer]

^ so true, lol.

OK, those figures are ridiculous. I think I am going to start my own reality show. Unfortunately, I have no talent except for drinking and acting the fool. Wait.... thats what they do on The Hills!! Except I'm poor... so maybe we can call it "The Valleys!" I would settle for just $5000 an episode. Someone make this happen, please.

[brunettechic]

I don't even like seeing Heidi and Spencer on the show. To me, they take away from everyone else. They're boring. All they show is Spencer being a weirdo and putting dumb Heidi in awkward positions all the time. Who acts like an asshole to someone's visiting sister? Get him off my TV. (I guess I could just turn the channel, but I like the other parts of the show.) It's ridiculous. I'm sorry, but $130,000 for the two of them is waaaaaaaaaaay too much. give me more Whitney!

And, I know everyone thinks Lo's being bitchy, but I like her. Not everyone has to get along and seeing as we see a very edited version of their lives makes me think that we're missing a lot. Or maybe Lo just realizes she's not in high school anymore and now knows she doesn't have to please everyone all the time, TV show or not.

I like Doug so far, but we know that Lauren is going to get screwed over by him. Maybe in about.... 5 minutes when the next episode starts? Probably.

[brunettechic]

http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSN1128632020080911

A book? Really?

[giffordsaz]

You know when I clicked on it I fully expected a Spiedi Book.
I am so happy it isn't I just can't work up any emotion at all.

[here4beer]

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS ON THIS SHOW!

WHY DO I WATCH IT???

WHYYYYYYYYYYY???? WHYYYYYY????

HILLS, WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU?!

WHY MUST I LET YOU SUCK ME IN WITH YOUR FALSE PROMISES OF "ACTION" AND "EXCITEMENT" WITH EACH PREVIEW WHEN I KNOW IT'S ALL A PILE OF BULLSHIT?????? I HATE EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THIS SHOW (except for Whitney. She's pretty and shiny)! WHY DO I WATCH IT???!!!! WHYYYYY????

I think I need an intervention. Hi my name is h4b and I'm addicted to the Hills.

(HI BEER!)

[Jashba]

Hi Beer!!

My name is Jashba, and I too am addicted to The Hills. I know exactly what you mean Beer, I get excited about every episode, and then am let down - but then they show the preview for next week, and I'm sucked right back in! It's like some kind of visual cocaine or something, you can't try it just once or you're hooked.

[here4beer]

Hi Jashba!

[giffordsaz]

I watch the hills Because i just can't look away. And I will never understand why why why Heidi puts up with Spencers ass. He is the poster child for MORON. He makes me sick and every single time he opens his mouth he pisses me off. I will never never never understand why she stays with him. I would think her parents would fly in and kick his ass. OH wait.... maybe that is why sister Holly came to town....
I can't wait for next week now.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

There are a few girls at my office that watch the Hills, we get together every Tuesday to dish on it.

Our theory is that Heidi and Spencer are only together for the purposes of the show. It's a very lucrative business arrangement for them. If you watch their body language on the show - there is no apparant affection at all.

Now - we think, having seen those salaries, that Spencer's Mom told Stephanie to move to L.A. to get on the show and get in on the payday.

Having seen Stephanie cash in - it isn't surprising that Holly soon followed.

Hello Brody manages to clock in each week to cash in on his pay, then he swings over on the Kardashians and the boy is making bank.

So that's our theory - it's all business, none of this is real.

[Jashba]

That make sense Tink - but sadly I think she is just not smart enough to see what an douche he really is.

I'm glad Holly didn't listen to Spencer's "as long as you live in my house (paid for by MTV), you can't be friends with Lauren crap". What does it matter if people are friends with Lauren now? It's not like Holly's going to sell Lauren all Spencers government secrets or anything. I hate him so much....

[JulieM]

I honestly can't stop watching this show. I do though tell my 14 year old that I've never seen it.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

My random observations from tonight's show:

- I hate Audrina's hair - the way she wears it makes me want to grab a hairbrush and attack her.

- Is LC growing a mustache?

- Brody's mom is cuter than Kris Kardashian

- Doug and Stephanie found a way to squeak some more air time (i.e. more bucks) that's why it was a "business" dinner. Was that the same restaurant Doug took LC to on their date.

- The meeting of the douche bags. Love how bored Justin Bobby seemed when Spencer was talking to him.

- Why are people madder at Stephanie than at Doug. She's a Pratt - they are wired to be devious. She should be more upset with Doug.

- Damn it Brody is so cute even though I know he's vile. UGH

[brunettechic]

Good news! Whitney is getting her own show!

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2008/09/23/2008-09-23_its_a_go_for_whitney_ports_hills_spinoff.html

[MelBell]

I know Stephanie lied but I kind of felt bad for her on last nights episode. Doug's a douche bag.

Lauren's trainer was hot. I like how he called Stephanie out for being a bitch and he doesn't even know her.

I wish Heidi's mom was more adamant about how Spencer is a jerk and not good for her. Oh, well. Looks like Heidi wrote Lauren a letter next week, ooohh can't wait. :rolleyes2:

[Jashba]

I could not believe (okay I really can) the way Spencer talked to Heidi's mom when they went out to eat. And then to see Heidi's mother break down when her and Heidi were out - made me think "This must be how someone reacts when they see that their child is in a abusive relationship, and they are helpless to get them out". You could just see hot badly she wanted to lay it all out for Heidi, which she tried to do, but it all fell on deaf ears. I hate him more than before.

I think both Doug and She-Pratt are to blame, they both lied, but I did start to feel bad for Steph when Doug was ranting in the living room, while she listened from the bedroom. To have to hear someone you thought liked you talk down about you like that - sad. But then to try to keep lying to Lauren, well, she's kinda getting what she deserved.

I am totally looking forward to next week - to see what the letter contains.

[gasmilicous]

Ok, if that was MY mother, Spencer would have not lived to see his appetizer. What a cocky asshole.

And yea, I can't wait to see the letter too! I almost want LC and Heidi to become friends again, just because it will annoy Spencer.

[MelBell]

Anything good happen after Heidi got fired from her "job"? This is the first time my DVR quit working. Audrina is stupid. I'd say it was the editing that made us think she bought the house for JB to move in w/ her but I kind of think in her little mind she thought he would. awww, so sad.

[el.eh.you.are.eh]

No, it pretty much ended with Audrina moving out and I agree with you about Audrina and JB. Haha, I guess time will tell how wrong she was!

[MelBell]

Thanks el.

Is it just me or are there a lot of akward pauses on this show, especially with Audrina.

[MelBell]

It was nice to see Heidi kind of stand up to Spencer, but I'm sure that was just part of her script for the week. Next weeks looks good...but kind of sad. Lauren & Justin Bobby??? I don't think so, but what do I know.

[giffordsaz]

During the Aftershow Audrina seemed to admit it was a rumor run wild about Bobbie and Lauren. I think all the tears will be for not. Justin Bobbie, as lackluster as they make him out to be, doesn't seem to be the kind of guy to lay down with Lauren.

[Skylar]

It was nice to see Heidi kind of stand up to Spencer, but I'm sure that was just part of her script for the week. Next weeks looks good...but kind of sad. Lauren & Justin Bobby??? I don't think so, but what do I know.
I agree that Heidi standing up to Spencer was in the script. They are trying to remake Heidi into her own woman but I doubt most people will buy it. I think Heidi's fake job was funny as was her fake firing. :D But atleast her fakeness is entertaining for the most part. ;)

[RachWho?]

Apparently Heidi and Spencer eloped this weekend. One can only hope they did it for publicity and not because there's a bun in the over.

Edit: here are Heidi's vows--

From the moment I met you, I knew I wanted to marry you. I never knew love existed like this. You have opened my eyes and shown me a new world. Every moment with you is magical and amazing. You are truly my prince charming and dream guy. I love you with all my heart and soul and promise to be the best wife to you every day for the rest of our lives. I can't wait to see what life brings us. I will always be by your side!

I wonder if the producers will have them recreate the moment for the "reality" show.

[JulieM]

Oh this is so nauseating. What a hag.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Heidi and Spencer make me gag.

Welcome to the forums Skylar :)

[giffordsaz]

I thought they had a law in Cali now that two chicks couldn't get married>?

[JulieM]

hag, gag and a fag....

[MelBell]

Gag me. Oh, I mean, how sweet the two lovebirds are married. It brings a tear to my eye. Oh, nevermind, it was just an eyelash causing my eye to water. Maybe they got married so they don't have to testify against each other when they go to trial for being scam artists or something??? Can't wait for their own now to show up on MTV.

Oh, and a note about last nights episode...I like the way JustinBobby handled himself and I never thought I'd say that about him.

[JulieM]

Audrina has to be dumber than Heidi. How could she keep saying she didn't accuse Lauren of anything? Ding dong dumb. I'm with Mel too...go Justin.

[Skylar]

Heidi and Spencer make me gag.

Welcome to the forums Skylar :)
Thank you Tinker.

I can only wish Heidi and Spencer good luck in their marriage. But I think Heidi and Spencer storyline on The Hills has run it's course and it's time for them to leave the show. By the way Heidi was wearing much too makeup in last nights episode. :rolleyes: It wasn't necessary. It was like Hulk Hogan's racoon eyed wife Linda applied Heidi's makeup on with a trowel. ;)

And are we to believe that Audrina really thinks Justin and Lauren had sex with each other? No way. LOL! :tongue: The Hills must be desperate for drama because the Audrina Justin and Lauren saga is a show creation as far as I can tell. And an unbelievable one at that.

[brunettechic]

Did anyone see Holly on the aftershow yesterday? I felt so bad for her. She was really sweet and kept her head up, but you can tell she was miserable over it.

[giffordsaz]

if I was Lauren at this point I would sleep with everyone's boyfriends and video it and sell it. Why not profit from the rumors that keep coming up.> ?
and If he took a bath I wouldn't kick Justin out the bed.

[Skylar]

if I was Lauren at this point I would sleep with everyone's boyfriends and video it and sell it. Why not profit from the rumors that keep coming up.> ?
and If he took a bath I wouldn't kick Justin out the bed.
That would have to be a very long bath for Justin to get clean enough for you. ;)

And I'm tired of Lauren letting annoying and drab personalites like Audrina, Hedi and Spencer take over her television show. If not for the scripted rumours "The Hills" might not have any sizzle. I want the show to get back to focusing on Lauren's life and career. Why? Because I like her. And luminous Lo too. :)

[here4beer]

And I'm tired of Lauren letting annoying and drab personalites like Audrina, Hedi and Spencer take over her television show. If not for the scripted rumours "The Hills" might not have any sizzle. I want the show to get back to focusing on Lauren's life and career. Why? Because I like her. And luminous Lo too. :)

I totally agree Skylar! I actually stopped watching the show a few weeks ago and I don't even miss it.

[RTVfan]

I agree also. I stopped watching, even though I have all the episodes DVR'd. I just read the recaps.

[MelBell]

Up until today I thought I hadn't recorded this weeks episdoe but then I found on the DVR. I realized two things:1) My life got on just fine w/out watching it and 2) It's really sad that I recognize Lauren's house from back when she was on Laguna Beach. I think it is time I stopped watching it as well...as long as there are recaps w/ pictures I'll be ok.

And what was up with Spencer acting all brotherly towards Stephanie. How odd.

[Skylar]

I totally agree Skylar! I actually stopped watching the show a few weeks ago and I don't even miss it.
I didn't watch much of season 4 and it's over. I really didn't miss the show because I loathe most of the characters on the show. And I've had enough of Heidi and Spencer and their fake relationship and fake marriage. Lauren Conrad is the star of 'The Hills" and I hope she somehow takes her show back in season 5. Or for all I know perhaps Lauren is planning on life after "The Hills". She probably is.

[D.hoift]

You added a bit onto the one we did in June - the Corbett... we just turned back after Sgor Gaibhre and its top... glad youve put your photos on though as I lost my film after Id done that walk