Charm School: Rock of Love Girls

[gasmilicous]

Oh yes. Another trashtastic show.

From Vh1.com:
School’s back in session around the country and on VH1. The second installment of Charm School, this one starring 14 of the ladies from Rock of Love with Bret Michaels, will hit the air Oct. 12 at 9/8c, but we’ll be rolling out first-look material like photos and clips from the first episode all this week.

In case you aren’t familiar with how Charm School works, here’s some background info from the press release:

Breakout stars from both seasons of Rock of Love will come together under one roof to learn and grow in areas of etiquette, fashion, manners, and moderation. They will be refined in hopes to graduate Charm School as sophisticated and polite ladies. And who better to push these girls down the road to renewal and re-discovery than Sharon Osbourne. As Headmistress of Charm School, Sharon will attempt to strip the girls of their former rebellious and wild ways. And with some help from experts, hopefully transform the girls into fully rockin’ ladies.

The contestants will focus on one lesson a week followed by a demanding test. Whoever doesn’t measure up to the challenges of Charm School will be expelled. In the end, the last one standing will be rewarded with $100,000 to put towards her new and improved life.

The Cast!
From Rock of Love Season 1:
Brandi C
Brandi M
Dallas
Heather (yay!)
Lacey
Raven
Rodeo

From Rock of Love Season 2:
Angelique
Courtney
Destiney
Inna
Jessica
Kristy Jo
Megan (again this girl?!)


To see the promo photos:
http://blog.vh1.com/2008-09-08/the-charm-school-rock-of-love-girls-cast-the-first-season-ladies/#more-31415

http://blog.vh1.com/2008-09-09/the-charm-school-rock-of-love-girls-cast-the-second-season-ladies/#more-31718

Anywho, of course I'll be watching. Anyone else????

[RachWho?]

Sounds too good to be true. Megan must hold some kind of record at this point for most reality show appearances. Beauty and the Geek, ROL 2, I Love Money, and now this. I don't think there's an award for holding that record, except for proving what a money grubbing skankfest you are.

[angiemarie]

I'll be watching on October 12th. It will interesting to see if Megan can manipulate all these girls again.

[lennonwhore]

You know that I will be watching on the 12th. I.m going to invent a drinking game for it.

[here4beer]

I have 1 for you, len: every time a girl mentions "stipper," "stripping," or actually strips, take a drink. You'll be trashed by the first commercial break. :p

[roadtripper8]

I. Can't. Wait!

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Megan must hold some kind of record at this point for most reality show appearances. Beauty and the Geek, ROL 2, I Love Money, and now this. I don't think there's an award for holding that record, except for proving what a money grubbing skankfest you are.

Actually that dubious honor goes to Jonny "Fairplay" Dalton. He has mentioned that he is in the Guiness Book of World Records for most reality show appearances. Last I heard he was on something like 30 different shows.

On top of that he married a former reality tv contestant - Michelle from ANTM. So he's keeping it in the "reality" family.

Here are just a few of his tv appearances from Wikipedia:

I Love the New Millennium(2008)
Survivor: Micronesia (2008)
Ty Murray's Celebrity Bull Riding Challenge (2007)
Judge Mathis (February 2, 2007)
Fear Factor Episodes: Reality Stars: Parts 1 and 2 (2006)
True Life Episode: I'm a Reality Star (2006)
Celebrity Poker Showdown (2005)
Inked, Season One, Episode 15 (Trouble In Paradise) (2005) as himself
The Scorned (2005) as D.Q.
Kill Reality (2005)
The Daily Buzz (October 27, 2004)
50 Most Outrageous TV Moments (2004)
The Howard Stern Show (January 8, 2004)
Survivor: Pearl Islands (2003-2004)

And now that's probably far more than you ever wanted to know about this little loser.

[RachWho?]

Actually that dubious honor goes to Jonny "Fairplay" Dalton. He has mentioned that he is in the Guiness Book of World Records for most reality show appearances. Last I heard he was on something like 30 different shows.

On top of that he married a former reality tv contestant - Michelle from ANTM. So he's keeping it in the "reality" family.

Here are just a few of his tv appearances from Wikipedia:

I Love the New Millennium(2008)
Survivor: Micronesia (2008)
Ty Murray's Celebrity Bull Riding Challenge (2007)
Judge Mathis (February 2, 2007)
Fear Factor Episodes: Reality Stars: Parts 1 and 2 (2006)
True Life Episode: I'm a Reality Star (2006)
Celebrity Poker Showdown (2005)
Inked, Season One, Episode 15 (Trouble In Paradise) (2005) as himself
The Scorned (2005) as D.Q.
Kill Reality (2005)
The Daily Buzz (October 27, 2004)
50 Most Outrageous TV Moments (2004)
The Howard Stern Show (January 8, 2004)
Survivor: Pearl Islands (2003-2004)

And now that's probably far more than you ever wanted to know about this little loser.

Well played. However, the ones I highlited are shows in which he was a recurring cast member. Therefore, Megan may have him beat on that, right?

And thanks for reminding me of Michelle and Johnny doing it. That's just gross.

P.S. I LOVE that Krusty Jo is in this show's cast. She is a trainwreck that I can't wait to see more of!!

[gasmilicous]

Sneak Peek!!!

http://blog.vh1.com/2008-09-10/charm-school-rock-of-love-girls-first-look/

[blazergirl]

There are some MTV Real World/Road Rulers that have been on many many challenges. Beth, Tonya, Veronica (and others) all have been on between 5 -10 I'm guessing. And who said they only had 15 minutes of fame?

[roadtripper8]

P.S. I LOVE that Krusty Jo is in this show's cast. She is a trainwreck that I can't wait to see more of!!

Too bad Aubrey (or whatever that chick's name is... the one that loved Krusty Jo) isn't on it too. THAT would really be a trainwreck!

[gasmilicous]

Did I miss the memo that outrageous pink hair extensions are now IN?

[roadtripper8]

I think they are only "IN" within a certain crowd that you do not want to be a part of. Consider yourself lucky that you didn't get that memo, Gasmi!

[gasmilicous]

Man, this is gonna be good. Check out Sneak Peek #2: http://blog.vh1.com/2008-09-11/charm-school-rock-of-love-girls-lacey-lands/

[Clair]

I caught part of this show last night. Sharon Osborne has a potty mouth! She seems so sweet and motherly on America's Got Talent.

Lacey is still evil. Rodeo is still a weepy mess. Megan is still clueless.

[angiemarie]

I feel so badly for Rodeo. I really think she needs professional help, she's so up and down. And I hope she gets some cash for just being on a reality show. Aren't they paid the minimum day rate or something?

I'm really tired of Megan, it's been way too much of her on I Love Money and now this show.

[Clair]

I forgot to comment on one of the judges - Jeff from Project Runway. Dude, the 70s called. They want their hair and mustache back.

[indychick]

I have just 1 question, well 2 really.
1. isnt anyone here at TVgasm gonna recap this show :confused:
2. do the judges ever see the contestant interviews?

[giffordsaz]

I will bring it up to Flipit about a recapper.. there is serious gold on this show. And i don't think the judges can see the interviews and make the choices they do.

on a side note... Reading the blogs of the judges on Top Design.. they do not see the cattiness until the show airs. It is very funny to read what Jonathan Adler says about the brats on his show. (eddie)

[angiemarie]

I forgot to comment on one of the judges - Jeff from Project Runway. Dude, the 70s called. They want their hair and mustache back.

The funny thing is I don't remember him saying anything. Did they let him talk at all?

[indychick]

The funny thing is I don't remember him saying anything. Did they let him talk at all?

Yes Sharon used him as a tool of embarassment, after all the "girls" were misbehaving in front of the "special" guest.
It went kinda like this Sharon"Jeffery what do you think of these girls?" Jeffery " I cant belive humans who would come on a show like this would treat each other like this way"

[giffordsaz]

I liked Jeffery when he won his PR season because he beat that aweful woman who cried "cheat cheat cheat' at him. but if he keeps whoring himself out to VHI and what is left of Bravo I may rethink this.

[sheyanicole]

Yesss! I would love to waste my work time reading recaps of this show!!

[here4beer]

I agree!!! I thought ChickBomb was supposed to be recapping?

If not, I vote for RachWho? She is as obsessed with these psychosluts as I am. lol

Also- I realize I am way late with this, but who decided that Sharon Osbourne- a woman who drops the F-bomb more than I do (and that is A LOT!!), and who thinks chucking whole hams at her neighbors is acceptable decorum- was qualified to teach women etiquette? I mean, really. Tawny Kitaen is obviously busy right now (http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/ny-ettel5893169oct23a,0,7138957.story), but what about Heather Locklear? oh... also busy (http://www.reuters.com/article/peopleNews/idUSTRE48S38J20080929). Maybe Pamela Anderson? Hmmm... nevermind. Maybe Courtney Love? LOL.

Ok, now I see the dilemma. But really, Sharon Osbourne? I love her but she's the least qualified person on earth (except maybe all of those I already mentioned).

P.S. Someone get Jeffrey to the showers, STAT. He looks smelly.

[giffordsaz]

I think Sharon may qualify because she has kept Ozzie alive.. but er daughter could use this show too.???

[Clair]

Seriously, Megan? A dentist? Do you know you have to go to college for that?

What an emotionless, bland, blond, future skin cancer queen boozer.

[giffordsaz]

Megan is disgusting to me.. nore so than the other one, half brained Brandy... poor poor Brandy. Lacey is just pure evil entertainment for me.. she trys so hard to be bad and ends up looking less than normal.

[indychick]

Sharon, Rocks this show calling Megan a Sociopath as she was being kicked out of Charm School was the best, only to be followed very closely by our man Riki comming up to the skankroom and grabbing that poor dog Lily away from Brandi telling Brandi "Megans gone the dog has to go to". Poor little retarded thing...I mean Brandi

[RachWho?]

I agree!!! I thought ChickBomb was supposed to be recapping?

If not, I vote for RachWho? She is as obsessed with these psychosluts as I am. lol



I want to recap so badly...first choice would be Dexter, but you are right about my obsession with psychos and sluts. Psychosluts are my nirvana of entertainment. That being said, I don't think I have enough time to recap. I told Flipit I would recap only if TVGasm bought me a Tivo. Nothing so far...

If Megan was my dentist I would pull each tooth from my mouth personally to avoid visits.

[giffordsaz]

Rach I wish I could get you a TIVO.. or at least a DemonVR from you cable company. It is like waiting to hear from your best friend... about her first BIG O.... you will never be the same again.

[Pegster]

I don't want to live in a world where poor Rachwho has no tivo.

[RachWho?]

I have set up a fund to raise the money for my Tivo. PM me for the address. $20 minimum donation. For $40 or more, you will get an autographed picture of me.

[angiemarie]

I have set up a fund to raise the money for my Tivo. PM me for the address. $20 minimum donation. For $40 or more, you will get an autographed picture of me.


I have a better idea, Jello Wrestling Fundraiser!!!!

[here4beer]

make it chocolate pudding wrestling and I'm in!

[RachWho?]

H4B...I LOVE chocolate pudding, which is why I cannot destroy it by wrestling in it. That's why all my wrestling is in lime Jell-o.

RSVP if you are interested in attending "RachWho?'s Annual Lime Jell-O Wrestling Tivo Fundraiser." Entrance fee is $35. Extra $15 to take a turn in the ring with Rach, Ang, or H4B.

[indychick]

I am so sad that this recapper has been lapped by this show not once but twice.

[indychick]

Hey All, I just watched the latest epi of Charmless School Rock of Love featuring the baby seal killer Lacey, who (spoiler) again faced expulsion and skated free. If I (god forbid) was one of the R.O.L. women, I would not agree to be on a show that featured Lacey. Lacey makes me feel sorry for the poor skanks that don't have the social skills to deal with her kind of socipathic personality.

[Clair]

A recap was up for a while the other day (just one page of it) and then it disappeared.

Lacy is still evil.

[Clair]

From TMZ:

The LAPD is investigating an alleged brutal cat fight that went down between Sharon Osbourne and a contestant on the VH1 reality show "Rock of Love: Charm School" who ended up in the hospital.

Megan Hauserman claims Sharon went ballistic during a taping of the show's reunion special Saturday night -- accusing Osbourne of running across the stage, grabbing Megan by her hair and refusing to let go.

Hauserman claims Sharon (who is the host of the show) continued to pull and scratch until security eventually separated the two. Megan went to the hospital Sunday afternoon and filed a report with the LAPD on Sunday night.

According to Megan, the whole thing started after Sharon took a verbal shot at her, and the Charmed School" contestant responded by telling Sharon she is only famous for managing a brain dead rock star -- and then all hell broke loose.

The LAPD says Sharon is a suspect in a minor battery. No charges have been filed.

Calls to VH1 and Sharon's management company were not returned.

[angiemarie]

Don't f**k with Sharon Osbourne, she isn't afraid to kick a ho's ass.

If it's true that Megan said that about Ozzy, then she's lucky Sharon didn't cut her throat.

[RachWho?]

Sounds like a good way to drum up interest in next week's finale.

[shantigal]

I smell a new VH1 Special a brewin' - Reality Reunion Show Beatdowns. I seem to remember one of the boy shows having a fight also. Was it G's to Gents? And of course the fine Housewives of Atlanta.

[itchy]

and the Charmed School" contestant responded by telling Sharon she is only famous for managing a brain dead rock star -- and then all hell broke loose.



One thing I've always liked about Megan is that she's usually dead on right.

[pixielated]

While you're raising money for Rachwho's Tivo, set aside a few pennies to get me cable or satellite, ok?

Maybe Sharon will help out by being the headline jello wrestler?

[blazergirl]

So I noticed after the finale that there were no previews for the reunion. You would think VH1 would advertise the hell out of it; ratings gold! I hope they are still going to show it and not having to hold off after Sharon beat down Megan. I do know Megan filed a police report so I hope they aren't holding off showing it due to her. Stupid Megan ruins everything!

[Clair]

I'm glad Brandy M won. Lacy was a crazy bitch yelling at people on the sidewalk for not donating.

I wonder if Sharon feels remorse and maybe won't let them air the reunion??

[angiemarie]

I'm glad Brandy M won. Lacy was a crazy bitch yelling at people on the sidewalk for not donating.

I wonder if Sharon feels remorse and maybe won't let them air the reunion??

I think Megan is filing charges, so it's probably more of a legal issue now.

Is it terrible that I'm happy someone smacked Megan? I know I would probably resort to violence if I ever heard her say nasty things about my family/friends.

[Clair]

No, not terrible. She kicked Brandy on the show - Karma's a bitch (and so is my sister). :D

[here4beer]

I saw a commercial for the reunion! It's just a slow mo shot of a huge group of people in a scuffle, and then it pans to Megan coming out of it with her hair in a mess. Looks fantastic!

[itchy]

So Megan was completely fucked up on the show...had to be more than just alcohol, since she's always been drunk all the time on the other shows she's been on (or pretends to be) and she hasn't usually acted like such a clueless idiot.

Although I had the distinct impression that the whole 'fight' thing was a set up. Just seemed to be too convenient, Sharon having her cup of beverage on hand like that.

Brandy M looked great though. I thought it was hilarious that Sharon was encouraging her to get a boob job ...I suppose next she'll want Brandy M to freeze her face with botox too?