Commercial Jingles [Archive]

monkeypeanut

08-05-2006, 09:39 PM

Do you ever get a jingle stuck in your head?

I have fossilized jingles still running on a loop in my brain. Here's one:

Escape the greasies with Agree
Shampoo and conditioner will set you free
See how clean your hair can be
ESCAPE!

Or, another shampoo one:

Make it strong on the inside
So it shines on the outside
Vibrance!

Please share your jingles so I can stop singing these.

zoobabe

08-05-2006, 09:44 PM

try this one

McDonalds make McBurgers, McDonalds makes McFries
McDonalds makes Mcwonderful shakes for kids of every size
Whatever they do however they do it, they're different from all the rest
So let's go to McDonalds it's the place we love...Mcbest!:D

Apple Blossom

08-05-2006, 09:47 PM

I sometimes get the Oscar Meyer Wiener song in my head, but more frequently is the Meow Mix jingle.

Meow Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow meow meow meow meow.

HoneyBunny

08-06-2006, 07:20 AM

Do you ever get a jingle stuck in your head?
Please share your jingles so I can stop singing these.

My bologna has a first name
it's O S C A R....
(everybody)
My bologna has a last name
it's M E Y E R...

Oh, I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why, I'll say............
cause Oscar Meyer has a way with B O L O G N A

hb

plethLaura

08-06-2006, 07:38 AM

TinkerbellAPixie

08-06-2006, 07:56 AM

"888-588-2300 Empireeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

For the record, when I am out and a creepy guy wants my number - the digits I give him are 588-2300.

jampony

08-06-2006, 07:58 AM

Here's one from back when I was a little chitlin:

I can bring home the bacon
fry it up in a pan
and never, never, never, never let him forget he's a man
cause I'm a woman...ENJOLI!

I remember being so puzzled about how a woman would have to help a man remember he was a man. What caused him to forget THAT? Must be something very traumatic. I even asked my Mom about it and she said it just meant that women take care of everyone. She was smooth.
I can't believe you remember the perfume was called Enjoli! I always thought it was Charlie. Uh oh... wait a second... am I?... Yup! I am! Now I'm singing the frickin' Charlie song in my head! Shitdamnfuckhell! I hate this thread. :mad:

I didn't recognize monkeypeanut's and zoobabe's jingles but the rest of them are flying through my head right now, and thanks to Tinkerbell in another thread, I've got the Fanta song in there, too.

Wanta Fanta doncha wanta fry it up in a pan, meow meow meow meow I love to eat it every day 'cause I'm a woman... Char-leee!

J-Unit

08-06-2006, 08:17 AM

In Southern California, the one that gets me every time is

"Keyes, Keyes, Keyes. Keyes on Van Nuys." which is sung to the tune of "Barbara Ann" of the Beach Boys.

And who can forget the FANTA GIRLS (http://www.fanta.com/fantanas.jsp?loc=all) (sorry, the Fantanas)?

"Wanna Fanta. Don't you wanna wanna Fanta?"

I have never actually tasted Fanta in my life, and I'm sure it's way too sugary for me, but I'll never be tired of that jingle. I know a lot of others hate it though.

TinkerbellAPixie

08-06-2006, 08:19 AM

Well - thanks to [spoiler removed] HOH room I have this song in my head:

Honeycomb's big -yea yea yea
It's not small - no no no
Honeycomb's got a big big bite!

jenny10girl

08-06-2006, 11:02 AM

"We're the mattress professionals doing it right....Trust Sleepy's, for the rest of your life..."

...LOL...I think it's only on the east coast...

TinkerbellAPixie

08-06-2006, 11:09 AM

"We're the mattress professionals doing it right....Trust Sleepy's, for the rest of your life..."

...LOL...I think it's only on the east coast...

Some of the local jingles are the best ones of all. Of course by "best" I mean cheesiest and most snarkworthy.

"..only at Mattress Giant..."

zoobabe

08-06-2006, 11:36 AM

here's my fave commercial jingle:

the world looks mighty good to me, 'cuz Tootsie Rolls are all I see
whatever it is I think I see, becomes a Tootsie Roll to me.
Tootsie Rolls- how about some chocolately chew.
Tootise rolls I think I'm in love with you.
whatever it is I think I see, becomes a Tootsie Roll to me.

jampony

08-06-2006, 01:34 PM

"888-588-2300 Empireeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

For the record, when I am out and a creepy guy wants my number - the digits I give him are 588-2300.
You must be a youngster. Us older folks remember it without the "888" part. And way back when, before cell phones and text messages, when we were mad at someone, we would page them with Empire's phone number. Oooh... we were so clever!

chick110

08-06-2006, 02:32 PM

For a few days, I've had:

"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun" running through my head. I don't even LIKE Big Macs, but whatever.

And then I'll get "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Almond Joys got nuts, Mounds don't." Not sure why I have the 70s jingles stuck in my head...

Apple Blossom

08-06-2006, 02:35 PM

I don't think I've ever heard the "888" part in the Empire Jingle song.

Tinkerbell: I was just about to point out Mattress Giant. Ooh, ahh!

jenny10girl

08-06-2006, 02:41 PM

For all of those tri-state folks that are up at 5am..

"Petland Discounts, for the best care a pet can get..."

:D

TinkerbellAPixie

08-06-2006, 02:56 PM

You must be a youngster. Us older folks remember it without the "888" part. And way back when, before cell phones and text messages, when we were mad at someone, we would page them with Empire's phone number. Oooh... we were so clever!

Actually in Chicago it was without the 888 part, but when I moved to Orlando we started getting it here with it and I was laughing that we couldn't escape that Empire Carpet Man. Sadly, In Orlando you don't get a free Wilson Michael Jordan basketball when you call in.

Good call on the Tootsie Roll Jingle!

jampony

08-06-2006, 06:45 PM

Actually in Chicago it was without the 888 part, but when I moved to Orlando we started getting it here with it and I was laughing that we couldn't escape that Empire Carpet Man. Sadly, In Orlando you don't get a free Wilson Michael Jordan basketball when you call in.
When did you move (and don't you miss Chicago? :))? They added the 888 part quite a few years ago but they didn't bother retaping the jingle. They sort of superimposed someone singing 888 in front of the rest and it doesn't quite match. It sounds like the first season of Project Runway or any season of America's Next Top Model when they have to go back and retape Heidi or Tyra to explain something better.

Apple Blossom

08-06-2006, 06:51 PM

Ugh. I have the Glade wisp song going over and over in my head. "Glade wisp all day, Glade wisp everyday."

amy303_1/2

08-06-2006, 07:52 PM

I like bread and butter,
I like toast and jam.
I like those good and simple things, and that's why I like Spam!
I like it in the morning,
I like it late at night...

And that is all I can remeber, but it is one of my favorites.

angiemarie

08-06-2006, 08:56 PM

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

And then the last line What would you do-ooh-ooh for a Klondike bar?

(The answer is almost anything, damn those things are good! :drool: )

CrazyTrain

08-07-2006, 02:43 PM

Ok, what was the jingle for the McDonald's sandwhich that was hot on one side (the meat) and cool on the other (lettuce, tomatos, etc) Does anyone remember?

jenny10girl

08-07-2006, 02:49 PM

Ok, what was the jingle for the McDonald's sandwhich that was hot on one side (the meat) and cool on the other (lettuce, tomatos, etc) Does anyone remember?

Wasn't that the McDLT?

View the commercial here with George Costanza (WITH hair mind you!!)

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/43/

CrazyTrain

08-07-2006, 03:44 PM

Wasn't that the McDLT?

View the commercial here with George Costanza (WITH hair mind you!!)

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/43/

The beef stays hot, the cool stays crisp
Put' em together - you can't resist!
Hottest taste, coolest dish!
New McD. *clapclap* L.T.!

That was SO totally it, OMG thank you!!!:thumbup:

jenny10girl

08-07-2006, 03:56 PM

No prob....! :coolshades:

hannahtotheright

08-07-2006, 06:22 PM

cool whip makes a cookie
cool whip makes a pie
cool whip makes it easy on the very first try
cool whip makes dessert come together
(oh yea, yea, yea.)

derder

08-07-2006, 07:02 PM

We love the subs
cuz they are good to us
Thee Quiznos Subs
They are tasty they are crunchy
They are warm because we toast them
They got a pepper bar

jampony

08-07-2006, 07:36 PM

We love the subs
cuz they are good to us
Thee Quiznos Subs
They are tasty they are crunchy
They are warm because we toast them
They got a pepper bar
I haven't been able to eat there since those crazy rat monkeys sang their crazy rat monkey song!

Pekmboyd

08-08-2006, 05:42 AM

We love the subs
cuz they are good to us
Thee Quiznos Subs
They are tasty they are crunchy
They are warm because we toast them
They got a pepper bar

Oh I needed that giggle - thanks :) Nice new title by the way...

ScotyUtah

08-08-2006, 07:55 AM

If you're from the DC area you've probably heard the Eastern Motors jingle. It's a horrible tune played to some sort of rap that is as ghetto as Eastern Motors itself.

"At Eastern Motors, your job's your credit..."

HoneyBunny

08-08-2006, 10:48 AM

Go See Cal
Go See Cal
Go See Cal

and his dog - Spot

hb

Clair

08-08-2006, 12:02 PM

Go See Cal
Go See Cal
Go See Cal

and his dog - Spot

hb

How did the rest of it go?

If you want a set of wheels, go see Cal.
If you want a better deal, go see Cal.
If you want a car or truck,
If you want to save a buck,
If you want to change your luck
Go see Cal.

(or as I remember it - pussy Cal)

chick110

08-08-2006, 03:09 PM

I've been watching TOO much Disney Channel, thanks to my daughter, so now I have this jingle from a new show about to premiere, The Replacements. Thankfully, it is kind of a cool jingle, but it's stuck in my brain.

brutal youth

08-09-2006, 04:32 PM

Theeeere ain't no bugs on me.
No, there ain't no bugs on me.
Well, there may be bugs on some-ah you mugs,
But there ain't no bugs on me.

Commercials with animals always get me.

jampony

08-09-2006, 05:21 PM

Theeeere ain't no bugs on me.
No, there ain't no bugs on me.
Well, there may be bugs on some-ah you mugs,
But there ain't no bugs on me.

Commercials with animals always get me.
Cute commercial! I also like the one with all the baby animals with Rod Stewart's "Forever Young" playing. I can't even remember what it's for, but I loved all the babies.