The greatest paragraph ever?

[EdHill]

“Paris was clapping at Diddy’s trampoline antics while Stavros was on the other side of the pool, glaring at her,” a source told the London Mirror. “He began texting Paris to come over, but she refused, sending him harsh messages on her diamante-covered Blackberry. Eventually, she stormed over and yelled, ‘Don’t you trust me? Get over it!” Stavros reportedly stormed off while Paris continued to party with Diddy until 6 a.m.

[ScotyUtah]

Always the highest quality stuff from the Mirror!!

[marslo]

Are you looking for other contenders? If so, I'd like to submit this from an Elle interview with Lindsay Lohan:

"I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long," Lohan, 20, tells Elle magazine in its September issue, after she was asked if she had any big plans for next year. "Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous." She continues, "I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be." Even without Sen. Clinton, Lohan is confident she can handle an Iraq trip on her own. "I'm not afraid of going," she says. "My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons."

[tati]

".... this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup

Thx for clearing that up, had no idea what a sex kitten was. Btw, do we really use 'pinup' as a term anymore?

"My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons."

:confused: For what? What scenario is LaLohan envisioning that will employ the benefits of these shooting lessons exactly?

[chick110]

It just scares me to think that she may be carrying a gun at any time. Especially since she seems to keep having all of these feuds with other teen-drama queens. Then again, that may be a good thing!!

[HoneyBunny]

Lindsay Lohan: "My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons."


If I were Brandon Davis I would be a little worried...
She might just really be a FireCrotch!



hb

[brilliantmistake]

"My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons."

Given how many cars she's wrecked, an armed LiLo is quite a frightening proposition.