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jampony
08-11-2006, 05:05 PM
I don't know why, but this "game" cracks me up. Start a new post and press Ctrl-V on your keyboard which will paste the last thing you copied on your computer into the post. Then explain what it is or why you copied it. Stupid? Yes! Dorky? Sure! Superduper fun? Hopefully! Here's mine:

Massholes

Okay, that was dumb! It's from B-Side's recent clipgasm (http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/clipgasm/002619.php). I didn't know what it meant (my brain was going in a completely different direction) so I looked it up on urbandictionary.com. (Because of another post, I had to look up FIBs, too, and I'm still fuming about that, being from Illinois and all! If it wasn't for FIBs/tourists buying all their crappy cheese and visiting their stupid water parks, Wisconsin would have an even crappier economy than they already do. :angry: )

sg-dub
08-11-2006, 05:22 PM
Ok, I said to myself, "This is retarded," but I was curious. So here goes:

"he uoted like 8 aragraphsd of the aprts"

What's that mess you ask? Well, true fans of TVgasm would immediately recognize the handiwork of one Mr. EdHill. Last night he and and were GMail IM'ing, it was late, he was on his laptop, and he was in a hurry. That confluence of events led to the horrible spelling/syntax of the above.

Turns out, some guy from some show EdHill's recapping emailed him to tell him he did a great job and he loved the recaps. And, as Ed tried in vain to convey above, "He quoted like 8 paragraphs of the parts" which still only barely makes sense. So I copied it and replied with it quoted with, I'm sure, some dickish snipe.

Now you know what it's like when he's tired and in a hurry. That's a game unto itself!

Lizardqueen
08-11-2006, 05:39 PM
I didn't even have to read the rest of that one. This is indeed retarded and EdHill is also what's known as "borderline retarded". He likes to blame it on the hunting accident and only having 3 fingers and all, but I think we all know it's his other "handicap" that contributes to the nightmare that is his typing. ;) ;) ;)

Ok, I read the rest. I LOVE that game, but he always says "Go ahead and laugh missy..." then ranks on me. Good times AND great oldies!

'tonyagasm'
08-11-2006, 06:04 PM
it wouldn't work:huh:

Tabby Lavalamp
08-11-2006, 06:48 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redshirt_(science_fiction)


I'm recapping the last episode of Treasure Hunters, and normally I make fun of Team Geniuses for being nerds. This week I've upped it and am doing a whole Trekkie thing on them. Charles was the one team member selected to do a task, and I loved that he was wearing a red shirt, but a lot of people might not get the joke so I linked to the above article to explain it.

brutal youth
08-11-2006, 06:50 PM
30392945

I have no idea wtf that is.

'tonyagasm'
08-11-2006, 06:51 PM
please work this time:

jampony
08-11-2006, 09:18 PM
WTF? And I mean that seriously, not in a cute "what the heck, dude" kind of way. Even if you think a thread is the dumbest thing you've ever seen, you don't have to vote and give it one star. That's just plain mean. Between nic75 and whoever's hating my "retarded" but harmless thread, I'm gettin' a little angry over here. Whoever voted... bite me.

jampony
08-11-2006, 09:23 PM
TL: I started reading your blog but my eyeballs gave out before I got very far (old contacts). I bookmarked it, though, so I can come back to it. I didn't see a red shirt reference... is that in an upcoming post? Or were you refering to a different site?

BY: it's scary that you don't know what that is. Looks like a password!

TG: You must not have copied anything on your computer since your last reboot. Sorry it didn't work. Sometimes it's actually entertaining seeing what other people have copied.

Tabby Lavalamp
08-11-2006, 09:28 PM
TL: I started reading your blog but my eyeballs gave out before I got very far (old contacts). I bookmarked it, though, so I can come back to it. I didn't see a red shirt reference... is that in an upcoming post? Or were you refering to a different site?
I'm still writing it, in that it's sitting there while I avoid it by chatting with people.

Lizardqueen
08-11-2006, 09:34 PM
WTF? And I mean that seriously, not in a cute "what the heck, dude" kind of way. Even if you think a thread is the dumbest thing you've ever seen, you don't have to vote and give it one star. That's just plain mean. Between nic75 and whoever's hating my "retarded" but harmless thread, I'm gettin' a little angry over here. Whoever voted... bite me.
jampony sg-dub's just an unabashed hater, and you even got him to play along! But I highly doubt he voted. How's that work anyway?

Oh here's mine anyway (I always cut and paste)

http://forums.tvgasm.com/showthread.php?t=443
Thanks to Tabby for that one.

HoneyBunny
08-11-2006, 09:58 PM
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SW swell for occasional hazardous rip currents
MORE INFO SWAMIS/CARDIFF: 21:13PM
WIND: SSW @ 5.0kts
AIR/WATER: 68°-75°/68°-70°
SUNSET/RISE 7:38 PM/6:10 AM

SATURDAY:
SW waves wither away as low WNW wind swell leaks in. The results are anticlimactic.

Exposures see 1-2ft surf. Standout breaks see sets hitting slightly bigger on the tidal rush. You don't want to try surfing at the dawn negative low...really small and drained.

Conditions:E/SE 0-5kt early, blowing WSW 8-10kt later afternoon. Potential glassoff.


Have a friend who is in a surf contest tomorrow....

hb

Bauer's Sweetheart
08-11-2006, 10:56 PM
Mine was so long I won't bother subjecting you guys to the whole thing. It was from one of those chain emails where you answer questions about yourself and then pass it along to others to torture them with it. This one was a little different in that it asked you to list 4 things to each question, such as jobs you have had, places you have lived, movies you could watch over and over, places you have vacationed etc. Oh, and 4 websites you visit daily - I had a really hard time answering that one, haha!

Tabby Lavalamp
08-12-2006, 08:43 AM
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From a post I made in the spam thread.

'tonyagasm'
08-12-2006, 10:27 AM
The next MTV challenge Season 13: The DUEL
confirmed list of playes below: Confirmed Castmembers: Brad(RW San Diego) Wes(RW Austin) John(RW Key West) Tyler(RW Key West) Nehmeiah(RW Austin) CT(RW Paris) Derrick(RR Xtreme) Kenny(Fresh Meat) Evan(Fresh Meat) Eric(Fresh Meat) Beth(RW LA) Robin(RW San Diego) Tina(RR South Pacific) Paula(RW Key West) Svetlana(RW Key West) Aneesa(RW Chicago) Kina(RR Xtreme) Jodi(RR Xtreme) Diem(Fresh Meat) Casey(Fresh Meat)


i copy'd and pasted this for the future challenge thread... (yay it worked this time)

sarah d.
08-12-2006, 10:49 AM
Mine was from Liam McEneaney's Blog (http://kidliam.blogspot.com/), which, by the by, is AMAZING.

GOD SEEMS TO ONLY TALK TO THE CRAZIES
Maybe htey aren't paranoid schizophrenics; maybe Jesus really does want us all to stand in the sidewalk with our pants off screaming at the tops of our lungs.

You'd feel pretty stupid if you died and got to Heaven only to find a bunch of guys with no pants on, hanging around with Jesus, wearing tinfoil helmets.

hannahtotheright
08-12-2006, 03:25 PM
"Ass Like That by Eminem"

i'm at work. what the hell.

'tonyagasm'
08-12-2006, 04:10 PM
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jampony
08-12-2006, 05:32 PM
Thanks to whichever mod removed the vote for this thread. Of course, now I look like even more of an idiot for ranting about something that doesn't actually exist. :ohmy:

Edit: Just noticed... now it's got four votes! See what a bitch fest and a little whining will do? Thanks, everyone! :crying:

'tonyagasm'
08-13-2006, 10:57 AM
i'm gonna admit it i was mad that it didn't work so i gave u a 1 star :p

'tonyagasm'
08-13-2006, 10:58 AM
after it worked i did try yo change it but no u can't change ur votes

Tabby Lavalamp
08-13-2006, 11:59 AM
Vanilla Gnorbu Biscuit


If you know where that comes from, then you know my secret shame.

'tonyagasm'
06-13-2007, 09:32 PM
bump! I love this dorky game jampony. ;D

24-25-165-45531762


that was a quick find code for something. :)

RachWho?
06-14-2007, 04:53 AM
"vista print"

I don't know what that means--it's my husband's dorky computer stuff, no doubt.

Matty, we can always count on you to bump great old threads. Welcome back...you had us worried.

TinkerbellAPixie
06-14-2007, 10:11 AM
Here is some information for next week's Caseware Training - if you are not scheduled to attend the training next week you can disregard this email:

Where is this meeting? The Knowledge Development Center, located at Valencia Enterprises, 2411 Sand Lake Road, 407-582-6653

Where should I park? This is just a normal parking lot - just be sure to mark in a space marked Valencia.

Which meeting room are we using? When you enter you will need to go in through the front of the building and check in at the security desk - let them know you are there for the McGladrey meeting. They will direct you to your room number.

What should I bring?

- Bring your notepad and a pen
- Bring your laptop with all it's accessories (cables, mouse,
ten-key, etc.)
- If you are prone to being cold at long off-site meetings, you
might want to bring a sweater.

Will there be food at this meeting? Most definitely. We will be providing continental breakfast in the morning, lunch in the afternoon and an afternoon snack. There will also be beverage service throughout the day.

What time does the meeting start? The meeting will begin each day at 8:00 a.m., breakfast will be served at 7:30 a.m. and the meeting will conclude each day at 6:00 p.m.

I hope this covers everything - but if there is anything I missed, please feel free to let me know.


^---That was from a meeting that I am organizing - I send out these little info emails for every meeting to cover any questions our peeps would normally bombard me with.

here4beer
06-14-2007, 11:00 AM
Guns N Roses- Appetite for Destruction


LMAO-- don't ask me where that came from or why. Good album though. :thumbup:

minda07
06-14-2007, 11:05 AM
Marat Safin

hahahaha - I wanted to see the nip slip:blink:

giffordsaz
06-14-2007, 03:38 PM
Yeardley Smith

hahahahahahahahah
yeah, i had to look her up........

lennonwhore
06-14-2007, 05:31 PM
Panamerican Consultants, Inc. (Tampa, FL) is hiring two to three temporary
field technicians for upcoming Phase I and II projects in Florida. Work will
commence shortly. Previous survey experience required.

Salary $12/hr plus $25 per diem. Hotel arrangements (double occupancy) will
be made and paid for by PCI.



For consideration, please visit Panamerican's web site and fill out the
on-line application form: http://panamconsultants.com/OnlineAppForm.htm .
Be sure to include a current resume/CV and contact information for two or
three references. No phone calls please. This job posting will be closed on
August 10th.



Panamerican Consultants, Inc. is an equal opportunity employer.







Kelly A. Driscoll, RPA



Staff Archaeologist

Panamerican Consultants, Inc.

...looking for a job....

dr.birdie
06-14-2007, 06:28 PM
I don't know a long version to this story . . . all I remember is it was a beautiful spring evening (64 degrees, slight northwest wind at 7 mph) and we came upon the 6th hole
(168 yard par 3, two sand traps to the right side, trees to the left. I pulled out my 6 iron (TaylorMade rac OS, stiff rifle shaft, Lamkin dual density grips) teed up my ball
(Titelist ProV1, number 4, two black dots above the second "t" and a red "L" on the right of the serial number). I started my backswing (wearing black Dockers, red Adidas golf shirt, white Ashworth wind vest in my Dri-Joy shoes) and then . . the golf Gods took over. The orb took a perfect arc on its destination to immortality. It retuned from its majestic journey 7 feet from the hole, bounced twice and rolled slowly into the bottom of the cup. Once I saw the ball had fallen in I turned to the other members of my foursome who were jumping up and down and came over to hug me and said "Did that actually go in?" We finished the rest of the front side and went in to the clubhouse.


Wow . .do not know how that got there.

jampony
06-14-2007, 06:34 PM
Wow! And I bet that hole-in-one cost you about $1,347.68 or so. Give or take. Approximately. :tongue:

'tonyagasm'
06-14-2007, 06:35 PM
birdie, Do you happen to ever narrate your life just walking around? I think that would be funny.

dr.birdie
06-14-2007, 06:42 PM
Do you mean like Scrubs? (I hope its not Scrubs, I like the show, but that would just be weird if people thought I was like that Hey, there's my cell phone)

'tonyagasm'
06-14-2007, 06:45 PM
where you walk around saying every little thing where you think and do. like saying out loud, he walked into the kitchen and thought of how ugly jampony's dress was, but he knew if he said it out loud he would be scolded immediately.

jampony
06-14-2007, 06:53 PM
I don't wear dresses. :tonguewag:

'tonyagasm'
06-14-2007, 06:57 PM
YOu have sometime before in your life though!

TinkerbellAPixie
06-14-2007, 07:54 PM
Panamerican Consultants, Inc. (Tampa, FL) is hiring two to three temporary
field technicians for upcoming Phase I and II projects in Florida. Work will
commence shortly. Previous survey experience required.

Are you considering a move?

here4beer
06-15-2007, 09:57 AM
DV was kind enough to do that for you here

Good luck following that link :D

I like this thread; the most random stuff is on my clipboard sometimes.

lennonwhore
06-15-2007, 03:11 PM
Are you considering a move?

i.m a shovel bum for a few months, so wherever there is a need for me and my trowel i will be there!

so far i have jobs lined up in: indiana, ohio, and vermont.

then arizona in october to meet with the grad program, and then some more classes and shovel bumming...

Wayne
06-15-2007, 03:14 PM
WWE is saddened to learn of the death of WWE Hall of Famer “Sensational” Sherri. She was 49.

In the early 1980s, Sherri began her career in the AWA. In 1985, she defeated Candi Devine to become the AWA Women’s Champion. Their rivalry lasted more than a year with the championship trading hands on several occasions.

It was during this time that she began perfecting her skills as a manager, leading “Playboy” Buddy Rose and “Pretty Boy” Doug Somers to the AWA Tag Team Championship. On June 28, 1986, Martel would win the AWA Women’s Championship for a third and final time from Candi Devine.

On July 24, 1987, “Sensational” Sherri debuted in WWE, pinning her trainer and mentor the Fabulous Moolah to become Women’s Champion. Sherri defended the gold against Debbie Combs, Velvet McIntyre, and Desiree Peterson.

She quickly earned the reputation as someone who would do anything to win, even if it meant using unsavory tactics. Her rivalry with Moolah continued as they became the captains for the first-ever female Survivor Series teams in 1989. Sherri held the championship for 15 months before losing to Rockin’ Robin.

In the early ‘90s WWE phased out the Women’s Division, leaving Sherri to focus on managing the male wrestlers. Her first client was “Macho Man” Randy Savage. It was during this time that she became “Sensation Queen.”

The couple had rivals with Miss Elizabeth, Hulk Hogan, Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. In 1991, “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase enlisted her services. After that relationship dissolved, she took on the managerial duties of Shawn Michaels.

In 1994, Sherri appeared in WCW as “Sensuous” Sherri managing Ric Flair during his rivalries with Sting and Hulk Hogan. After separating from Flair, she became “Sister” Sherri guiding Harlem Heat to seven WCW Tag Team Championships.

Sherri was enshrined in the WWE Hall of Fame in 2006. “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase was her presenter.

--------

I was posting that on another site about the death of Sensational Sherri

CrazyTrain
06-21-2007, 01:02 PM
^^ Wow I was hoping you'd written that yourself.

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That was a horrendous title and description submitted for some crappy band whose claim to fame was playing w/Blake from AI at his homecoming concert! I had to show it to my work friends!

'tonyagasm'
07-20-2007, 07:00 PM
lets revive this thread!




you call me:
"redneck"
"Hillbilly"
"Slaker"
"Cracker"
"Honkey"
"Whitey"
"Gringo"
"Sage"
and you think it's OK.

But when I call you:
jungle bunny
spear chunker
coon
wet back
jiggaboo
porch monkey
sand nigger
rag head
towelhead
Camel Jockey
Gook
Spook
NIGGER
KIKE
slant eyes
or Chink
you call me a racist.


-You have the United Negro College Fund.

-You have Martin Luther King Day.

-You have Black History Month.

-You have Cesar Chavez Day.

-You have Yom Hashoah

-You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi

-You have the NAACP.

-You have BET.


-If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist.

-If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist.

-If we had white history month... we'd be racist.

-If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist.

-If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist.

-In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights...you would call us racist.

-Did you know that some high school students decided to make a club for only the white students because the other ethnicities had them. they all got sent to court for being racist but the african-american, Latino, and Asian clubs were not even questioned.

-You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.



I am white.

and

I am proud.

But, you call me a racist.



Why is it that only whites can be racists?


Now watch, I'll be racist for reposting this

So what? no-one will re-post this for fear of being called racist







---


one of those myspace bulletins

jampony
07-20-2007, 08:53 PM
Matty, where the hell have you been? We don't hear from you in, like, forever -- but when you DO decide to come back and post, you sure come back with both guns blazing, don't you?

Welcome back! :noogies:

RachWho?
07-21-2007, 04:41 AM
We wouldn't expect any less from the Mattster, would we?

And this is what's on my clipboard. Obviously something that my husband found online and thought it was funny. And it actually is....worth looking at, but NSFW:

http://bayimg.com/IacbCaaBO

giffordsaz
07-21-2007, 04:35 PM
Okay tonyagasm I am perplexed.
I kinda step on egg shells around you and I guess now I know why?

This is a quote I placed elsewhere in the forii--- nothing important.

"We've been the dominant interactive player in the ‘home' and ‘food' categories for some time now. By focusing even more on the consumer and the online user experience - much in the way Recipezaar does - we believe we can broaden our reach and deepen our relationship with the consumer in these categories as well as other aspects of lifestyle," said John Lansing, president of Scripps Networks. "This is a great first step toward our plan to rapidly expand our revenue base from interactive media."

I sounds like a world take over huh?

'tonyagasm'
07-21-2007, 07:16 PM
It's not like I actually typed that
It was one of those things you copy and paste and re-bulletin it.

jampony
07-21-2007, 08:39 PM
Well, we know you didn't write it, but you did find it interesting enough to repost it somewhere. And that's why people walk on eggshells around you or don't know how to take you. Personally, I think you just like stirring things up and then sitting back and watching what happens with a big Cheshire Cat grin on your face. So here's my take on it... I'm sure the author of that post thinks he made some good points but I think he's confusing race with ethnicity and nationality, which just proves his ignorance and stupidity.

Back to the point of this thread:

Price: $34.99
Item #: 85061
Color: Espresso
Size: 9"H x 23"W x 10"D

A basket I'm thinking about buying. Exciting, huh?

'tonyagasm'
07-21-2007, 10:42 PM
uhm wow.

lennonwhore
07-22-2007, 06:11 PM
My Dear Fellow Species
May 20, 2007

Last week, the Darwin Correspondence Project, based at Cambridge University, put about 5,000 letters to and from Darwin, some of them previously unpublished, online at darwinproject.ac.uk, with thousands more to follow.
Clark Howell, 81, Leader in Study of Human Origins, Dies
March 16, 2007

Noted leader in the field of human origins research dies
The New Science of Human Evolution
March 15, 2007

The new science of the brain and DNA is rewriting the history of human origins
Archeologists Find Evidence of Chimp Tool Use
March 7, 2007

Archaeologists Find Signs Of Early Chimps' Tool Use
New Fossils of Homo floresiensis
October 13, 2005

Additional fossils attributed to Homo floresiensis have been described. These fossils provided more evidence for an endemic species of small bodied Homo on Flores.

- seriously, my job is so cool!

TinkerbellAPixie
07-22-2007, 06:37 PM
http://www.logoi.com/pastimages/img/shark_3.jpg

photochild
07-23-2007, 07:50 AM
I believe the original contract for Janet is over at the end of July. Please double-check this for me, when you have a chance.


If this is the case, can somebody generate an addendum that looks similar to the first one, but with an August 16th end date. If my calculations (by that I mean ‘looking at the calendar’) are correct, this will be for 12 days at $50/hr.

-----------------------------------
And now you guys are green with envy about how interesting my job is.

LonnaSaur
07-23-2007, 12:43 PM
A completed evaluation form and a brief written project report are due to ****** on the Intern's final day. This project report is the Intern's opportunity to summarize and assess his/her experience while at ******, as well as to characterize how s/he intends to apply the new skills or knowledge during the second half of the internship. Project reports and evaluation forms may be shared with ****** staff, as appropriate.

Wow, BORING! I copied this so I could paste it into an e-mail to send to my little interns. They will be here until August 10 and I wanted to get a head start in reminding them they have to write a report. I don't want to be one of those people who reminds them the day before that I need a 3-4 page report before they leave. The asterisks are where I work. I thought maybe I should take that out.

dr.birdie
07-23-2007, 03:02 PM
Do not call my cell phone unless there are reports that my house has burned down and the insurance refuses to pay.


I cut that from a work e-mail before the weekend started . . I put it on all my Friday assignments.

giffordsaz
07-23-2007, 11:33 PM
Pirate Master--CBS will burn off the remaining five episodes online, with a new one every Tuesday (good choice, since the show flopped on Thursdays and died on Mondays).

I'm so sorry Tink... it seems wierd that this show is so bad they will not even finish it... OMG have we EVER heard of this before???? Mark Burnett crashed and burned on this flotilla.

TinkerbellAPixie
07-24-2007, 04:36 AM
:( darn my luck

LonnaSaur
07-24-2007, 08:02 AM
:( darn my luck

Couldn't you still recap the episodes they show online? I have to say, though, this show was pretty bad.

RachWho?
07-24-2007, 08:24 AM
Here's what is in my clipboard right now at work. It will give you insight into just how enthralling my job is.

http://www.geneclinics.org/servlet/access?qry=ALLTERMS&db=genestar&fcn=term&gtreport2=true&id=8888891&key=JyYpQ43RFTw5N

Karo
07-24-2007, 08:34 AM
:( darn my luck

I never could find your recaps. When I go into the "shows" area of the website and click on Pirate Master I get nothing.

TinkerbellAPixie
07-24-2007, 09:17 AM
If you click on the Recaps tab on the website - my newest recap is the 4th or 5th one down. Guess it won't matter anymore. I mean if only 3 people were watching the show when it was on TV how many are going to take the trouble to watch it online?

jampony
07-24-2007, 05:20 PM
If you click on the Recaps tab on the website - my newest recap is the 4th or 5th one down. Guess it won't matter anymore. I mean if only 3 people were watching the show when it was on TV how many are going to take the trouble to watch it online?

Well, I am! I'm addicted to this damned show! If you're not going to recap it anymore, let's live chat about it on aim or something. Hmm, I wonder if my computer could handle both.

here4beer
07-25-2007, 09:49 AM
I was just speaking with your mom and she asked me to email you with these shirt sizes for the "Raw Deal Repo Men" order. We brought them over to you on Thursday afternoon and they seem to be missing now, so if you could check on them and let me know if you can find them and/ or give them to Lori so we can get the order filled.

L- 1
XL- 5
2XL- 6
3XL- 3

Thanks,
Rebecca
=========
Ugh. I'm helping a friend at his shop for the rest of the summer and this ^ is what my life is like. How boring.

Pekmboyd
07-25-2007, 11:11 AM
Z8427540

LonnaSaur
07-25-2007, 11:50 AM
Z8427540

Well that certainly is cryptic. Aren't your supposed to try to post what it means or how it got there, too?

Pekmboyd
07-25-2007, 01:11 PM
Well that certainly is cryptic. Aren't your supposed to try to post what it means or how it got there, too?

What would be the fun of that?? :D


To keep it simple, its a reference number for an order at work.

giffordsaz
07-25-2007, 11:06 PM
az cien player

girl childs club softball team--???
why is it there? Who typed it??

TinkerbellAPixie
07-26-2007, 05:15 AM
i. Setting Boundaries
• Stay out of the box
• Relax in the face of fear
• Seek adventure
• Pro-active coaching (Partners, Directors, Managers)

_________________________________

My boss's personal goals for the remainder of 2007

LonnaSaur
07-26-2007, 06:43 AM
i. Setting Boundaries
• Stay out of the box
• Relax in the face of fear
• Seek adventure
• Pro-active coaching (Partners, Directors, Managers)

_________________________________

My boss's personal goals for the remainder of 2007

Are we supposed to laugh at this person? That's kind of dorky.

Here's my most recent clipboard:

Goo

At first I couldn't figure out what this was but then I remembered I wanted to match fonts within an e-mail so I cut and pasted from "Good morning" but I didn't cut the entire phrase, just part of the first word.

RachWho?
07-26-2007, 08:46 AM
Clients participating in NTD Laboratories’ first trimester Down syndrome screening program must participate in either the Fetal Medicine Foundation program or the NTQR program organized by the Society for Maternal Fetal Medicine. Each program requires participants to take a theoretical course and submit images for initial review.
_________________________________________________

Yes, I told you my job can be enthralling. I copied this into an email to one of the docs I work with to answer one of his questions. Every day is another crazy adventure.

minda07
07-26-2007, 09:18 AM
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g93/laus7703/100_2168.jpg

hahaha - I put this as an avatar on the Florida Panthers Hockey site!

lennonwhore
07-26-2007, 10:52 AM
Farmington is a 14-room Federal-style home that was the center of the 19th-century hemp plantation of John and Lucy Speed. Designed from a plan by Thomas Jefferson and completed in 1816 using slave labor, the house is newly restored with original paint colors, historic wallpaper and carpets, and furnished with Kentucky furniture and other antiques from the period. Abraham Lincoln, a close friend of John Speed's son Joshua, spent about three weeks at Farmington in 1841.

No house in Kentucky more gracefully embodies Federal architecture than Farmington. Striking Jeffersonian features of its perfectly proportioned 14 rooms include two octagonal rooms, the adventurously steep and narrow "hidden" stairway, and the fanlights between the front and rear halls. Exquisite reeded doorways, carved mantels, and marbleized baseboards add special elegance to the interior. Most of the structure, including the woodwork, glass and brass, in original and still in excellent condition.

The present 18-acre site also includes an elaborate early 19th century garden, stone springhouse and barn, cook's quarters and kitchen, blacksmith shop, museum store, and remodeled carriage house which may be rented for special events.

- i.m helping my friend look for a place to have her wedding...

Pekmboyd
07-26-2007, 11:22 AM
46/LGGS/575346/CV



Yet another fun reference number at work :)

animalcrackers
07-26-2007, 12:55 PM
$1175 / 3br - Great Place with Lots of Space!

i'm apartment hunting! why is it that all the really nice places only take 20lbs dogs? i think my dog's head weighs more than 20 lbs....

TinkerbellAPixie
07-26-2007, 01:01 PM
Thanks for your interest in this years Survivor / Amazing Race Beach Party July 27th - 29th 2007 !

If you want to spend the whole weekend with the cast members, you will have to become a sponsor or VIP.

The VIP ticket will give you access to all the events including the After Party, Friday and Saturday Dinner Party !

You will also get an 8X10 photo with all cast members all the original Torches and yourself in it !!!

The VIP tickets are $ 500 each. And there are only 2 left.

In order to make the VIP list for this years event, you need to call us asap !!!

We also have 12 After Party only tickets for sale. Saturday night from 10 PM - 2 AM for $ 100 / ticket !!!

Among the 60 Cast members, that will attend that weekend, we will have a lot of cast members from Survivor Fiji here.

Check it out on our website, which is now updated.

Let us know asap, if you're interested in one of these 2 tickets, as they will be gone by tommorrow night !
_____________________________

I was copying this into an email for a friend, when asked about my weekend plans.

animalcrackers
07-27-2007, 04:54 AM
those sound like some kick ass weekend plans Tink! what could be better than survivor and amazing race? is phil going to be there? can you get a picture with him & his PhilPackage?!?

lennonwhore
07-27-2007, 09:51 AM
that.s what i was thinking!! please oh please, tink, do it for us!

poor, dead shannon
08-16-2007, 03:04 PM
Monchichi


LOL... i was reading a recap of the Hills and Ting Lee called Spencer a Monchichi... which sounded familiar, but I had to Wiki it.

funny thread.

PDS

lennonwhore
08-16-2007, 03:19 PM
nformation
edit
Event InfoName:
Kat.s 2nd Annual 21st B-day Bash!
Tagline:
Come get drunk in the highlands!
Host:
The Coolest Chick You.ll Ever Know
Type:
Party - Birthday Party
Time and PlaceStart Time:
Saturday, August 18, 2007 at 9:00pm
End Time:
Sunday, August 19, 2007 at 12:00am
Location:
Bearnos, for starters
Street:
Bardstown Rd
City/Town:
Louisville, KY

View Map

My friend.s party - obviously...i just finished setting up the event on facebook

CrazyTrain
08-17-2007, 10:39 AM
2900107830 address email http://www.smarter.com/---se--qq-All+Email+Addresses--pt-0--tt-.html?source={ovmtc:overture_916+202+093_keyword_A ll_Email_Addresses:overture_916+202+093_keyword_Al l_Email_Addresses:overture_916+202+093_content_All _Email_Addresses}

(YAY WORK! YAY Excel! :thumbdown: )
Haha It turned some of the URL into the blushy guy LOL!!!

LonnaSaur
08-17-2007, 04:16 PM
coldfusion.compiler.ASTsimpleVariableReference cannot be cast to java.lang.String

I am using my fiance's computer and he is a computer programmer and database developer so lord only knows whgat this gibberish is! :p

TinkerbellAPixie
08-17-2007, 04:28 PM
wait let me get this straight - you want to fly here to steal my wallet so you can have the money to fly here?

Was talking to a friend on msn messenger and his pc booted him right as I said that - so I copied it to paste back when he returned.

Ms. Tumnus
08-20-2007, 09:01 AM
Opportunities

Well, that was boring.

I was changing a label on our website and just copied and pasted from another field.

TinkerbellAPixie
08-20-2007, 10:01 AM
jozzalexii

That's the name of the porn spammer who I just banned from the site.

LonnaSaur
08-20-2007, 10:21 AM
jozzalexii

That's the name of the porn spammer who I just banned from the site.

Go, Tink!

dr.birdie
08-20-2007, 01:40 PM
I have updated the ITYP to "1" for the below item ranges. You might want to review what your GrpCd should be for the tan & white and let me know so that I can update that as well. Any questions or issues, please advise me.

TinkerbellAPixie
08-20-2007, 01:53 PM
I have updated the ITYP to "1" for the below item ranges. You might want to review what your GrpCd should be for the tan & white and let me know so that I can update that as well. Any questions or issues, please advise me.

ITYP = Interestingly Talentless Young Performers
GrpCd = Group CD, like Back Street Boys or N'Sync

angiemarie
08-20-2007, 05:04 PM
I have updated the ITYP to "1" for the below item ranges. You might want to review what your GrpCd should be for the tan & white and let me know so that I can update that as well. Any questions or issues, please advise me.

I just love when you read something that is in English, but it seems like a foreign language.


I wanted to post my clipboard contents, but it was the address of the person who won the eBay auction for my Harry Potter audiobook. And I don't think it would be nice to post their private info esp. since they paid such a good price for my book.

jampony
08-20-2007, 05:14 PM
jozzalexii

That's the name of the porn spammer who I just banned from the site.

I'm so bored with banning spammers that I've given up giving them a reason. I tried to come up with some funny ones, but the best I could do was you're ugly and your mama dresses you funny. But knowing that these idiots probably will never even try to log in here again, so they'll never see my reason for banning them, I lost interest in the game.

LonnaSaur
08-21-2007, 06:39 AM
I'm so bored with banning spammers that I've given up giving them a reason. I tried to come up with some funny ones, but the best I could do was you're ugly and your mama dresses you funny. But knowing that these idiots probably will never even try to log in here again, so they'll never see my reason for banning them, I lost interest in the game.

We could have a contest for the best banned spammer reason. Or just come up with reasons for fun.

animalcrackers
08-21-2007, 08:18 AM
"Protestant congregation is sponsoring “Ropin’ with Jesus”, a Christian Cowboy Ministry, at 4 PM. All are invited to attend. Cowboys will relate the Christian life and our relationship with God using real horses and roping demonstrations."

this was in an email that i got about activities occurring near my work. i then promptly copied this part and forward to my sister so that we could share a laugh. the title makes me giggle and i am dying to know how they are going to use roping demonstrations to relate to Jesus....

(no offense to anyone)

Pekmboyd
08-21-2007, 08:22 AM
With VERY few exceptions (and even then only on VERY old T1s)


Part of a sentence I was moving to a different part of the email I was writing.

lennonwhore
08-21-2007, 11:42 AM
http://landingpage2.captainmorgan.com/gateway-en-row.htm?BrandId=RUM&RefUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fposewood.ugenmedia.com%3Fmlink %3D2641

that.s the link to Tink.s sister.s pose thing.

i.ve been at the horse show all week...

dr.birdie
08-21-2007, 01:14 PM
The JIB for the ROTD (AS35030.04) calls for 5 screws, however, spec 09-0309 only indicates a need for 3 screws. Also, the JIB calls for using a squaring device. On the conference calls we had the week of 8/13, this was identified as an optional activity. Any clarity on this matter will be appreciated.

animalcrackers
08-21-2007, 02:07 PM
The JIB for the ROTD (AS35030.04) calls for 5 screws, however, spec 09-0309 only indicates a need for 3 screws. Also, the JIB calls for using a squaring device. On the conference calls we had the week of 8/13, this was identified as an optional activity. Any clarity on this matter will be appreciated.

how about 4 screws and we call it even? ;)

dr.birdie
08-21-2007, 02:27 PM
how about 4 screws and we call it even? ;)

Not cost or time efficient.

LonnaSaur
08-21-2007, 02:39 PM
THE AFRICAN AMERICAN MUSEUM IN PHILADELPHIA
Position Announcement

I have to post this job announcement on our website.

jampony
08-21-2007, 05:04 PM
All you people saying your copied texts are something for work... don't any of you actually WORK when you're at work??? I'm so jealous.

TinkerbellAPixie
08-21-2007, 08:10 PM
http://landingpage2.captainmorgan.com/gateway-en-row.htm?BrandId=RUM&RefUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fposewood.ugenmedia.com%3Fmlink %3D2641

that.s the link to Tink.s sister.s pose thing.

i.ve been at the horse show all week...

Yay - thanks

Here's my copy - I blame nurseratched:

http://image.rotteneggs.com/r3/cache_images/1/13019.jpg

Ellsbells
08-21-2007, 08:41 PM
LOL I do that with my butter boxes all the time HAHAHAHA!!!!

here4beer
08-21-2007, 09:30 PM
One of the reasons we encouraged you to go to therapy is so you wouldn't talk to us about your stupid problems.

LonnaSaur
08-22-2007, 06:32 AM
All you people saying your copied texts are something for work... don't any of you actually WORK when you're at work???

Of course not! What would be the fun of that? :D

animalcrackers
08-22-2007, 08:09 AM
333173037

(i dont remember what this was from)

lennonwhore
08-22-2007, 08:21 AM
Yet some solutions are more effective than others. “Segmentary societies” and such “inclusive hierarchies” as lineages, clans, and tribes into which they often coalesce may thus be the most cybernetically “natural” types of system formation, and so the types from which “first” arose (Luhmann, 1990: 428). They nevertheless contain a “latent possibility for asymmetry” or stratification which they must devote considerable energy to suppress. Quite often, they succeed; sometimes not. “Functionally differentiated” societies – modern societies – are in contrast, liberated from such socio-libidinal policing. They devote themselves instead to the technical control of the environment and the “negation of negation” (1990: 434; ef. Luhmann, 1998 [1992]; and 1980: 162-234).

I.m working on a paper about Social Theory and Anthropology...its just as fun to read and write about as it appears in the above blurb

LonnaSaur
08-22-2007, 02:45 PM
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Writing code for our website at work. It's riveting.

dr.birdie
08-22-2007, 03:17 PM
Cookies in the breakroom

jampony
08-22-2007, 03:46 PM
One of the reasons we encouraged you to go to therapy is so you wouldn't talk to us about your stupid problems.

Cookies in the breakroom

I totally want to work with doc, now. I love cookies! And I'd be afraid to work with h4b. I totally talk about my problems at work. If one of my coworkers emailed me this, I'd probably cry.

here4beer
08-22-2007, 04:14 PM
LOL- that wasn't a work-related quote. Wouldn't that be awesome if it was, though? It's a Seinfeld quote I was considering using as my new sig.

* If you couldn't already tell by my massive post whoring today, I'm off today (also- I'm not at work. Woohoo!).

Here's what's in my clipboard now-
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/dotmusic/20070822/ten-doherty-s-cat-drugged-31c8aba_2.html
poor kitty :(

giffordsaz
09-08-2007, 03:57 AM
End:Fountain Hills Unified School: 480-664-5000
16100 E Palisades Blvd, Fountain Hills, AZ 85268, US


ha it is the school our
freshman beat 55-24
our JV beat 22-0
(in 12 minutes.. the game was called for lightening)
Varsity beat 7-6

my 16 y/o boy plays JV on Thursday and Varsity on Friday!

packtracks.org...... his picture is on the football JV team page in number 12 and on the Varsity page number 10.... go see if you can find him!