I HATE LIZARDQUEEN

[Lizardqueen]

Here you go nic75 and company. Have at it. I can take it. Your hatred is the fuel for my narcissism and makes it reach untold heights. In fact I'll even get you started -
Lizardqueen is sooo pov that she wears hand me down men's boxers (true story).

['tonyagasm']

lol i saw that post of his. who do ya think he is?

['tonyagasm']

had to be some1 who has an account cuz he had 1 post

[derder]

Fuck him (or her)-
dickhead.

['tonyagasm']

she wears hand me down men's boxers (true story).

hehe :D sorry

[sg-dub]

please. look at the hate for me in my one recap of the summer. They're just jealous.

Right?

[angiemarie]

:rolleyes2: That Lizardqueen, always so needy and desperate for attention.

Seriously though, sometimes sarcasm just doesn't come through on posts and people take things too seriously. Lighten up, it's just fashion! (or posts about TV)

I like you LQ, I really, really do. (I was hoping to make you feel like Sally Field winning an Oscar. Did it work?)

[angiemarie]

Fuck him (or her)-
dickhead.

Such foul language coming from such a pristine girl! :lol:

[sg-dub]

Eh, I've met LizardQueen in person and I don't hate her. And y'all know I have plenty of hate to dole out. So there. And the tall/skinny/big boobs/tight ass stuff is true. I'm saying that as a devoted married man, so it's not like I'm trying to get some.

(Now it's your turn.)

[Lizardqueen]

My favorite part is that the dude (or chick or whatever) "can no longer stand it"! I've driven the poor bastard so crazy that he/she had to go through the trouble of registering to let me know how much he/she hates me. That my friends is dedication. I'm honored to have so much power over nic75.:tonguewag:

['tonyagasm']

actually i think we are all just bored out of our minds and he/she had the time to do it
rusian roulette n e 1?
thank god tomorrows saturday

[Lizardqueen]

Eh, I've met LizardQueen in person and I don't hate her. And y'all know I have plenty of hate to dole out. So there. And the tall/skinny/big boobs/tight ass stuff is true. I'm saying that as a devoted married man, so it's not like I'm trying to get some.

(Now it's your turn.)
I haven't been skinny since I was 11. I have smallish breasts. I don't recall ever mentioning my own ass. But thanks for that. You ain't so bad yerself;)

angiemarie, I couldn't agree more. To paraphrase Stephen Colbert talking to Ned Lamont before Lamont's appearance on his show- "I play a character. She's an asshole."

['tonyagasm']

:D watching a lesbian NEXT:D
(the tv show)

['tonyagasm']

this thread has sure caught people's attention saw 8 pple including myself 'viewing' it

[Tabby Lavalamp]

I hate LQ too! My floor is littered with voodoo dolls of her, for crying out loud.

So what did I miss? Has person's post been deleted?

[brutal youth]

Poor form, Nic75. Poor form. This is an open forum for laughs, discussion, and free love- I know what y'all do at all those happy hours- so nasty attitudes, unless dripping with sarcasm and meant in jest, belong elsewhere. Maybe I misunderstood your comment...

[IndustryMonkey]

So whose turn was it to feed the trolls tonight? If ya don't feed them, they start acting up and saying not very nice things about beloved members of TVGasm.

And no, it wasn't my turn. I'm not scheduled until sometime after the week after next ;)

['tonyagasm']

uhhh:( i'll go get the bucket

[EdHill]

FINALLY some had the balls to stand up to this bitch. Thank you nic75, or whatever the hell you’re name is. You have liberated me.

No longer will I live under the thumb of this vicious ice queen. The woman is a cold and evil witch from hell. Sure she’s got fantastic breasts, tons of money and an ass that has haunted my dreams, but you don’t know the real Lizardqueen.

When I said Anthony Bourdain looked like rat, I had to eat cat food for a week and walk around on four legs with a collar. I one saw her eat a live kitten right in front of me. Little Mr. Muffintop screamed a scream that will haunt my dreams. She never uses toilets and just pees and craps wherever she stands. She talks in an outrageous French accent even though she’s from Manchester CT. I live in a box in her basement with nothing but a laptop for my recaps. I once left the toilet seat up and she made me tattoo “poop” on my forehead (well actually, that I kind of liked). I haven’t seen my family in over a year. I’m so, so lonely.

But NO MORE! I am free. Finally someone has spoken up against her evil rule.

ATTICA!
ATTICA!
ATTICA!

[Lizardqueen]

FINALLY some had the balls to stand up to this bitch. Thank you nic75, or whatever the hell you’re name is. You have liberated me.

No longer will I live under the thumb of this vicious ice queen. The woman is a cold and evil witch from hell. Sure she’s got fantastic breasts, tons of money and an ass that has haunted my dreams, but you don’t know the real Lizardqueen.

When I said Anthony Bourdain looked like rat, I had to eat cat food for a week and walk around on four legs with a collar. I one saw her eat a live kitten right in front of me. Little Mr. Muffintop screamed a scream that will haunt my dreams. She never uses toilets and just pees and craps wherever she stands. She talks in an outrageous French accent even though she’s from Manchester CT. I live in a box in her basement with nothing but a laptop for my recaps. I once left the toilet seat up and she made me tattoo “poop” on my forehead (well actually, that I kind of liked). I haven’t seen my family in over a year. I’m so, so lonely.

But NO MORE! I am free. Finally someone has spoken up against her evil rule.

ATTICA!
ATTICA!
ATTICA!

Remember what happened to our Thai hooker "Little Hua Mei" when she defied me? Don't forget it.

['tonyagasm']

well... not that this isn't exciting or anything but i'm gonna go visit my friend mary joe ;)

[derder]

Lizard-
Do ya feel the love?????

[Lizardqueen]

Lizard-
Do ya feel the love?????
Oh I've been twirling around singing The Lion King theme song for an hour, Sister! "Can you feel the love tonight?!?!?" Dogs everywhere are howling.

[HoneyBunny]

Nic75 is a Svan.


hb

[plethLaura]

What the...?!?!

Who'd be hatin' on LQ? I always felt like she's one of the few who "get" me when I post cause I'm so profound. (~burp~)

[tati]

u guys are a freakin riot w/ that basement story! not sure what ths is all about b/c i ddn't see that post or comment, but pathetically bizarre, registering just 4 that. stupid! besides u have a million posts, u know e'1 who knows a thing or 2 luvs ya!!

['tonyagasm']

pleth when we posted that we were just messing around

[Mulv]

Whoa. What the...? I definitely missed something. Stupid, Mulv, stupid, stupid, stupid. Firgures, the one time I leave the house to go do something with three dimensional people, the shit hits the fan on TVgasm. Who is this nic75? Is he/she still around. Let's have a cyber-rumble!

By the way, I too have met LQ and aside from the fact that she kicks pupppies and tasers EdHill in the balls whenever he so much as looks at another girl, she seemed perfectly pleasant.

[Bauer's Sweetheart]

Can you please recap for us what happened, LQ? Where you found this nasty post and what exactly was said?

As thrilled as I am with TVgasm's marvelous success, it sure does bring out the wackos.

For the record, I LOVE LQ and I will be flying to CT in December to have her perform my c-section in her basement laboratory, as long as she lets me watch when she feeds the placenta to EdHill.

[zoobabe]

one pathetic post nic? Is that all you've got? I've got over 600 backing up my shit that the "Queen" in Lizardqueen is justified.

back that fine ass up and keep rolling LQ. You've got to keep EdHill in line so he's ready for the Lost recaps!

[Bauer's Sweetheart]

Okay, I found the original post. Amazing the way I can manage to find IMPORTANT things like this to do when I know that there is a sex seeking husband waiting for me in the bedroom. Poor Nic75, he/she either doesn't get the TVgasm lifestyle, or doesn't know how to express properly his/her attempts at humor.

Probably one of those people who grew up without a TV and wasn't allowed to drink coke until college.

[Firecat]

I'm of the opinion that Nic75 is in fact Lizardqueen! This is all an elaborate ruse....

I'm like "Psych" ....that's how I roll. I deduce sh!t. I just need to figure out the motive.....:sneaky2:

[jenny10girl]

Geesh...what happened after I went to sleep? Although I haven't seen the original post yet, I feel the love LQ, so I'm sure you do too...!!

[angelic_shy_sweet_guy]

Lizardqueen,

F U N!
F U N!
F U N!

Quote me on that... ;)

[msCCRN]

WTF is up with Nic75, one post and he flames our beloved LQ?

Yep, it's time to raise the drawbridge as the trolls are invading the 'Gasm.

Yeah Lizardqueen, I hate you and your perky breasts and tight ass too.

[OD-TV]

Now I am curious, what was said? LQ, thanks for letting EdHill out of the basement for NYC happy hour. Jenny10girl and I won't let him try to take his collar off and run away.

[Tabby Lavalamp]

Lizardqueen sucks.

The air right out of your lungs!

[EdHill]

OK, I think we need to revive this thread.

What else do you guys hate about LQ? I'll start.

She has horrible BO! <insert dorky smiley face here to indicate sarcasm>

[Tabby Lavalamp]

She thinks EdHill is sexy enough for her to lay her eggs in his face.

['tonyagasm']

new avatar thumbs up tabby :)

[Hardly@Work]

Where can I find this nic75 rant? I am flabbergasted by this! Even if I really did hate you I would fear your witty wrath would be smacked down upon me.

Sidenote- Edhill- anywhere near Sherman CT? My grandparents live there.

[angiemarie]

It is in the celebrities in their natural habitat thread, post #114.

It would be upsetting if it wasn't so pitiful. It's like a drive-by with a water gun.

[Clair]

Where can I find this nic75 rant?

Celebrities in their natural habitat - page 12.

Beloved LQ - TVGasm wouldn't be the same without you.

[Pyper]

I have never met her and I am new to the forums, even though
her comments are pretty funny, I heard she runs down the elderly
with her cart at Walmart and speeds through school crossings !

;)

[chick110]

Lizardqueen smells like a stanky ho.

For some reason, that made me feel better! ;) Death to nic75!!!

[tati]

It would be upsetting if it wasn't so pitiful. It's like a drive-by with a water gun.


angie, i am flat-out tellin ya rite now that i'm gonna hafta work that into a conversation --- 'it's like a drive-by w/ a water gun'---LOVE IT!!

Ok, don't want to sabotage the thread!

I noticed that Nic only posted that one & only post---why even bother? seriously. go thru the terrible of signing up, etc all 4 that one post?? whatsmore, ths poster obviously had read all the comments on the various threads, enuf 2 complain abt some1 in particular---if it bugs u so much, don't read any of the threads here! u actually have a choice. make ur life easier & just don't read here. bizarre.

[EdHill]

Where can I find this nic75 rant? I am flabbergasted by this! Even if I really did hate you I would fear your witty wrath would be smacked down upon me.

Sidenote- Edhill- anywhere near Sherman CT? My grandparents live there.


I live in Hartfords west end.

[EdHill]

LQ has bad teeth and gingivitis.

[jenny10girl]

LQ has bad teeth and gingivitis.

You really want to keep this thread going, huh? :D

[bevo]

I do not hate Lizardqueen, but I've only been here a week. Does it take a while for the hate to take over? :)

[HoneyBunny]

I do not hate Lizardqueen, but I've only been here a week. Does it take a while for the hate to take over? :)


I was okay right up until the gingivitis thing...ick ~



hb

[BSL]

LQ has bad teeth and gingivitis.

I hate the word "gingivitis." It seems like it's missing an "r." It should be gingervitis.

That would be a fun thread - words you inexplicably hate.

[HoneyBunny]

I hate the word "gingivitis." It seems like it's missing an "r." It should be gingervitis.

That would be a fun thread - words you inexplicably hate.


bowel




hb

[chick110]

occurrence (or is it occurrance?) I hate it because I can never remember how to spell it.

[chick110]

Oops, I didn't read the inexplicably part...

[BSL]

Froth.

[BSL]

occurrence (or is it occurrance?) I hate it because I can never remember how to spell it.

I do hate that word! I also hate accommodate, or however you spell it.

[jampony]

Juicy.

[whawha]

Lizard.

Queen.

But, oddly, not lizardqueen.

[Pekmboyd]

ouster - because it sounds like the wrong part of speech when it's used properly

[Clair]

sternocleidomastoid

:mad:

[Bauer's Sweetheart]

uncle

[msCCRN]

festering carbuncle :ohmy:

[Tabby Lavalamp]

Succulent chunks.


Oh, wait. I like those words together!

[ObstinantGirl]

Is LQ going to be pissed at all of you for hijacking her thread? I hear that she kicks ass and takes names...I'd hate to be you when she comes a'knockin! :p

Hmmm...I guess I have no strong feelings one way or the other regarding LQ. Will that please her or disappoint her? :confused1:

[Lizardqueen]

I'm back bitches. :gun_bandana:

[jampony]

Oh... did you go somewhere? ;)

[whawha]

I'm back bitches. :gun_bandana:

Who dat?

[Clair]

I'm back bitches. :gun_bandana:

She's got a gun. I think she left the cannoli. Or maybe she's looking for bubblegum. :D

[Bauer's Sweetheart]

Best place for cannoli ever - Stella Pastry in North Beach, San Francisco. If I get within 30 miles of SF, I'm willing to make a special trip just for Stella.

Of course I do not recommend LizardQueen Cannoli in CT, as the health dept. has shut it down numerous times for violations including overflowing sewage lines and vermin infestation (the largest sighted vermin being identified as a new species, EdHillosaurus snarkicus.)

[msCCRN]

Of course I do not recommend LizardQueen Cannoli in CT, as the health dept. has shut it down numerous times for violations including overflowing sewage lines and vermin infestation (the largest sighted vermin being identified as a new species, EdHillosaurus snarkicus.)

I heard there were exposed cooters there too :blushing:

[jenny10girl]

Best place for cannoli ever - Stella Pastry in North Beach, San Francisco. If I get within 30 miles of SF, I'm willing to make a special trip just for Stella.


Perhaps you can send me one? Sounds yummy.

[Tabby Lavalamp]

I'm back bitches. :gun_bandana:
Screw you, skank.

[Tabby Lavalamp]

I am a thread killer. You know I don't think you're a skank, LQ.

[Lizardqueen]

I am a thread killer. You know I don't think you're a skank, LQ.

Well...not usually. Last night was train wreck. EdHill? Are you there? Jerome got picked up on a parole violation. He had to go back to Somers this morning. It was just a fling. I swear! He means nothing to me!:flowers:

[EdHill]

Well...not usually. Last night was train wreck. EdHill? Are you there? Jerome got picked up on a parole violation. He had to go back to Somers this morning. It was just a fling. I swear! He means nothing to me!:flowers:

Whatever. Jenny10girl is hotter than you anyway....

[jenny10girl]

Whatever. Jenny10girl is hotter than you anyway....


:blush:

[Lizardqueen]

Whatever. Jenny10girl is hotter than you anyway....

And funnier.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Whatever. Jenny10girl is hotter than you anyway....

Hell, I'm straight yet I find myself strangely drawn to her. :blush: :p

[jenny10girl]

I feel so loved... :wub:

[zoobabe]

I feel so loved... :wub:


see- it just goes to show what a wonderful bunch we are when we can turn a thread with HATE in the title into talking about love and compliments. :angel:

btw jenny- I think you're a hottie too!:punk:

[jenny10girl]

see- it just goes to show what a wonderful bunch we are when we can turn a thread with HATE in the title into talking about love and compliments. :angel:

btw jenny- I think you're a hottie too!:punk:

Awee thanks...! :flowers:

[TinkerbellAPixie]

see- it just goes to show what a wonderful bunch we are when we can turn a thread with HATE in the title into talking about love and compliments. :angel:

btw jenny- I think you're a hottie too!:punk:

Do we need an "I Love Jenny" thread?

[zoobabe]

Do we need an "I Love Jenny" thread?

I think we pretty much covered it here. don't boost her up too much Tink or she'll go all "Tabby" on us.:rolleyes2:

[jenny10girl]

Do we need an "I Love Jenny" thread?

LOL Completely unnecessary but thanks for the thought. :kiss:

I think we pretty much covered it here. don't boost her up too much Tink or she'll go all "Tabby" on us.:rolleyes2:

:lol:

[Tabby Lavalamp]

I think we pretty much covered it here. don't boost her up too much Tink or she'll go all "Tabby" on us.:rolleyes2:

Too late, Tink is already funny, smart and gorgeous!

[Tabby Lavalamp]

We don't hate you, LQ! Please come back!

[Quidam]

Who is Lizardqueen???

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/holly46559/0216tigers-2.jpg

[jampony]

Who is Lizardqueen???

I just laughed so hard I spit pop all over my monitor! (Sorry, liz, I couldn't help myself!)

[RachWho?]

I just laughed so hard I spit pop all over my monitor! (Sorry, liz, I couldn't help myself!)

I read that as "I spit poop all over my monitor" which made me spit cereal all over my monitor. It also made me worry about you, J.

[LonnaSaur]

I read that as "I spit poop all over my monitor" which made me spit cereal all over my monitor. It also made me worry about you, J.


I read it as poop too! Fortunately I had nothing to spit.

[jampony]

Sorry... midwesterner here! We say "pop"! Oh, and rach... I read yours as "I spit cerebral" which was weird and kind of creepy. I think Lonna has the right idea... don't drink or eat anything while reading the 'gasm!

[Keoni]

I don't hate you LizardQueen.

['tonyagasm']

I hate the word "gingivitis." It seems like it's missing an "r." It should be gingervitis.

That would be a fun thread - words you inexplicably hate.

"Anteriorcrushit" ligament.

[Clair]

"Anteriorcrushit" ligament.

Anterior cruciate - if you're looking for the correct spelling. :D

[LonnaSaur]

I hate the word squat.

['tonyagasm']

Anterior cruciate - if you're looking for the correct spelling. :D

I knew it wasn't spelled right, it's just exactly how it sounds.

[RachWho?]

I hate the word squat.

I hate lots of words. For example moist...yuck...just say damp, or even better, slightly damp.

I also hate the word patty, as in hamburger patty. It just sounds gross. I don't hate the name Patty. So as not to make PattyJo think I am hating on her.

And I REALLY hate the word panties. But I think most girls do.

[Ms. Tumnus]

And I REALLY hate the word panties. But I think most girls do.

YES!!! Undies, skivvies, unmentionables. Anything but panties.

I also hate the words "slacks" and "trousers," though I know in England "pants" is undies.

[Krizzatch]

I hate lots of words. For example moist...yuck...just say damp, or even better, slightly damp.

I also hate the word patty, as in hamburger patty. It just sounds gross. I don't hate the name Patty. So as not to make PattyJo think I am hating on her.

And I REALLY hate the word panties. But I think most girls do.

Seriously RachWho? We must be twins or something. You just mentioned the two words people will NEVER say around me: moist & panties. I also hate the words pantyhose (along the same lines as patty or panties), gas, naughty or knotty.

True story, my friend was engaged to a guy named Dave Moist. I believe to this day she broke off the engagement because she didn't want to be referred to as Amy Moist. Sounds like a porn name.

[roob]

moist & panties.

Those two make such a perfect pair.

[Krizzatch]

Those two make such a perfect pair.

Especially in a thread all about Lizardqueen.

[RachWho?]

Those two make such a perfect pair.

At first I thought Roob meant you and me, Krizzatch.

But seriously, you made me laugh out loud with your post, Krizz...the sad thing is, while it sounds like the people in your life try to avoid saying the words you hate, as soon as my loved ones learn the words I hate, they say them an extra-lot around me. Somthing like, "I think there's a moist patty in my panties" repeated over and over.

Amy Moist is just wrong. Lizarqueen, she's not. And I don't hate her.