Celebrity Gossip Whore

[derder]

I actually just read only a week or two ago that Navarro made out with Tommy Lee as well. Maybe he just likes to makeout.
Clooney- well, what can ya say about Clooney? He is the most gorgeous slab of man-meat in Hollywood. He is my generations Rock Hudson/ Carey Grant. I LOVE HIM!

[derder]

I have to add that it is a welcome relief to know that I am not the only person here completely obsessed with celebrity culture.
I am truly a freak about this. If I could have focused the energy into my career that I focus into my knowledge of all things celebrity related, i would be a gazillionaire.
My husband and his friends go to a bar where there is trivia on Thursdays (simply because it's nearby and they have huge microbrews cheap). I can always guarantee at least three phonecalls from them on Thursdays.

[tvaholic]

derder-I'm right there with you. I know if any of my friends or family were ever to be on "Who Wants to be A MIllionaire" I would be a lifeline simply for pop culture. Oh, I have a college degree & all that jazz, but for some reason I'm much better at remembering completely useless tv show, movie, & celebrity facts.

[tati]

Oh, I have a college degree & all that jazz, but for some reason I'm much better at remembering completely useless tv show, movie, & celebrity facts.

me, too, me, too! It's easier to rem'br some of this stuff, than say, the nuances of the different ethnic groups in Iraq & why they war so often. I try 2 keep tabs on political stuff of importance but it certainly dsn't come to mind as easily as the random celeb stuff. I rem'br stuff like 'ths actor played ths small role in that other movie' or 'he grew up in' or 'was married to' or 'i think he has X kids'.

Even w/ movies or TV shows i haven't seen, i'll have a good idea of who won Amer. Idol or Survivor or who's on BB (but that's fr reading these threads & mention of names here or there, i've never watched any of those shows). I have a good memory in general, will remember stories friends tell me about their friends, so it definitely extends to celebs.

I have to add that it is a welcome relief to know that I am not the only person here completely obsessed with celebrity culture.
I am truly a freak about this. If I could have focused the energy into my career that I focus into my knowledge of all things celebrity related, i would be a gazillionaire.

nope, u're definitely not alone in pursuit of celeb gossip, it's an element of human nature! & we're not the only country that does it, the British are infamous for it! But they're also particularly more brutal about it---whereas we definitely admire some of our stars, they don't seem to at all, only reporting on the truly bad, personal stuff. & gleefully report it!

[derder]

i keed, i keed!

i don't know if thedave's gay or not. does "experimenting" with guys count?


Experimentation definitely doesn't count, I don't think. I experimented with girls in College, and I am most definitely not gay. (Although, my husband is convinced that men who experiment are gay, women who experiment aren't)- he has a few double-standards.
I also think that kissing a couple of people doesn't exactly qualify as experimentation. I think these guys do it for shock value, more than anything.

[samynoodle]

Experimentation definitely doesn't count, I don't think. I experimented with girls in College, and I am most definitely not gay. (Although, my husband is convinced that men who experiment are gay, women who experiment aren't)- he has a few double-standards.
I also think that kissing a couple of people doesn't exactly qualify as experimentation. I think these guys do it for shock value, more than anything.

That reminds me of the part in Chasing Amy where Jason Lee says he doesn't buy girl on girl action because deep down inside all anybody wants is a good deep dicking. I don't know why it reminds me but it does....

And yay for all of us! We have found a place where we are no longer judged for our useless pop culture knowledge. Bask in our awesomeness!

BTW my friends and I play trivia every monday night and I too am the go to girl for dumb pop culture stuff and I was always okay with it until one day when there was a countdown question (as in the more clues given the less points you win) and the first clue was "This person was born on December 19, 1980"...it was Jake and I ran up with our answer and we got 20 points...i've never been more embarrassed.

[tati]

BTW my friends and I play trivia every monday night and I too am the go to girl for dumb pop culture stuff and I was always okay with it until one day when there was a countdown question (as in the more clues given the less points you win) and the first clue was "This person was born on December 19, 1980"...it was Jake and I ran up with our answer and we got 20 points...i've never been more embarrassed.

Wow, you r GOOD!! i'm impressed, Samy, in awe!! (& humbled, i thot i was good but i feel like a peanut, a rookie, i would've never have gotten that one!) Rock on, w/ ur celeb-info self!

[derder]

I never would have known that in a mill. Who is Jake? Gyllenhall, I'm assuming?

[derder]

By the way, this thread has been merged with "Celeb Divorces" and any other type of celebrity gossip threads I may find. (I'M CLEANIN' HOUSE!)

[tvaholic]

samy, I bow down to you! That's like naming that tune in 2 notes!

tati-I also read my mom's People, which gives me a lot of info on stuff I don't watch. Imagine if our powers were used for good? :simplesmile:

[HoneyBunny]

By the way, this thread has been merged with "Celeb Divorces" and any other type of celebrity gossip threads I may find. (I'M CLEANIN' HOUSE!)

It's nice to have a lady's touch around here.
Those boys leave things laying all over the place ~



hb

[derder]

I'm telling you, these forums really mess with my "sense of order" (as Lizardqueen once said) and the perfectionist in me is driven mad with all of this disorganization.
I am on a mission now!

[chick110]

Go Derder, GO!! :D

[Clair]

I'm telling you, these forums really mess with my "sense of order" (as Lizardqueen once said) and the perfectionist in me is driven mad with all of this disorganization.
I am on a mission now!

Hmmm, so how could we make this all about Derder? :p

[copygodd]

Experimentation definitely doesn't count, I don't think. I experimented with girls in College, and I am most definitely not gay. (Although, my husband is convinced that men who experiment are gay, women who experiment aren't)- he has a few double-standards.


no, your husband has it right. although i hear from a coworker that it doesn't count if you're in prison, because then "you're just doing what you gotta do to get by." how he knows that, i'm afraid to ask.

[Adriana]

The third condition is in times of war (as far as doing what is necessary to get by) at least according to Sassoon and Graves.

[ObstinantGirl]

Clooney- well, what can ya say about Clooney? He is the most gorgeous slab of man-meat in Hollywood. He is my generations Rock Hudson/ Carey Grant.
Well, not for some of us. I'm old enough to remember Rock Hudson and Cary Grant...and to have LOVED them. I own many of their movies, and those are among my favorites to re-watch over and over again! But George Clooney does nothing for me, never has.

And, erm, I have to take exception to the 'doing what is necessary' mindset.
Sex is lovely, but it isn't 'necessary'. I just don't think that people are animals unless they choose to be. Everyone gets horny sometimes, but it's not like a man (or woman's) body is going to be harmed by allowing those feelings/urges to actually pass without acting on them (particularly with someone of the gender to which you are not normally attracted, or to someone to whom you are not involved (ie: having an affair)).

[Hardly@Work]

Doesn't seem like too much happened this wknd. Anyone catch the Teen Choice Awards? Yeah, I didn't think so- but I did see [what I could tolerate] K-fed's rap, so horrible-

Page six has a 'just asking' up about what hot latina actress hooked up with an older guy after a recent awards show- it was very obvious it was about eva.

A new word for my vocab: beard: as in a woman who helps gay men hide that they are gay by dating them, example: Penelope Cruz(Tom and Matt)

[Bauer's Sweetheart]

I'm totally unconvinced that McConaughey and Armstrong are gay. They are just acting like overgrown frat boys - they happen to be single at the same time, and they both have plenty of money to do all the guy things they want without any other responsibilities to distract them.

Of course, if I somehow missed the serious evidence in this matter, I would love to see it - anyone?

[ObstinantGirl]

I think Armstrong's just an arrogant prick, whereas McConaughey's a little nuts. But, gay? I don't get that vibe from either one of them, unlike the tremors that Tom Cruise gives forth.

[zoobabe]

I'm totally unconvinced that McConaughey and Armstrong are gay. They are just acting like overgrown frat boys - they happen to be single at the same time, and they both have plenty of money to do all the guy things they want without any other responsibilities to distract them.

Of course, if I somehow missed the serious evidence in this matter, I would love to see it - anyone?

I'm with you BS. Nor do I believe that Jake Gyllenhal is either. no matter how many gay boys wish it to be true, it just isn't. However, there IS a lot of talk going around about Kyle XY star Matt Dallas being gay. That one I'm more likely to believe b/c he's so pretty.

[jampony]

I'm with you BS. Nor do I believe that Jake Gyllenhal is either. no matter how many gay boys wish it to be true, it just isn't. However, there IS a lot of talk going around about Kyle XY star Matt Dallas being gay. That one I'm more likely to believe b/c he's so pretty.
Dammit, zoobabe! I'm watching Kyle XY right now and all I can think about is why he's looking at Declan "that way"! You ruined him for me. :(

[angiemarie]

Dammit, zoobabe! I'm watching Kyle XY right now and all I can think about is why he's looking at Declan "that way"! You ruined him for me. :(


Cheer up, Jampony! Just because an actor is "pretty" doesn't mean he is gay. Look at Jude Law, he couldn't be any prettier, and no one ever accuses him of being gay! An out of control horndog, yes. Gay, no.

I think every new male celebrity has to go through the "Is he gay?" phase.

[Ness]

I think every new male celebrity has to go through the "Is he gay?" phase.
Wentworth Miller was on Access Hollywood tonight and I was just thinking about how good looking he is, then my brother just ruined the moment when he said he heard that WM was gay. I was like, "why don't you just slap me".:tongue_smilie:

[zoobabe]

Dammit, zoobabe! I'm watching Kyle XY right now and all I can think about is why he's looking at Declan "that way"! You ruined him for me. :(

I'm evil like that jampony. Find a way to ruin Matthew Perry for me and we'll be even.:sneaky:

[Tabby Lavalamp]

Two men were kissing in a play I went to tonight.

I'm just putting it out there. Neither of them are famous outside of our city.

[Firecat]

I kissed like 3 dudes today, and then I played with my cock...

I'm just sayin'....

[samynoodle]

The world can stop holding its breath...Sean Preston Federline aka tater tot has uttered his first word..."dada"....Do you think K-Fug let out a rousing "Whoot whoot dat's my boy yo?"

[Bauer's Sweetheart]

The world can stop holding its breath...Sean Preston Federline aka tater tot has uttered his first word..."dada"....Do you think K-Fug let out a rousing "Whoot whoot dat's my boy yo?"

I think maybe they misheard him . . . what he really said was "caca" but he was still referring to his father.

[HoneyBunny]

The world can stop holding its breath...Sean Preston Federline aka tater tot has uttered his first word..."dada"....Do you think K-Fug let out a rousing "Whoot whoot dat's my boy yo?"


I thought his first word would have been HELP!



hb

[chick110]

I thought his first word would have been HELP!

Maybe even followed by a "GET ME OUTTA THIS FREAK HOUSE!!"

[chick110]

Back to the are they or aren't they gay convo... I had a friend who swore Matt Mc was gay because of that naked bongo playing thing. There was also a guy in the house while he was doing it, but then again, that plays into the frat boy kinda mentality. Heck, the frat boys take showers together, so then again, maybe EVERY frat boy is gay?? :huh2:

I'm still pretty sure that Tom Cruise is. I was told that many years ago (before Nicole) and it was from a reliable source.

Now, the real question is, how about Anderson Cooper? My dh insists that he is, but I think he is jealous of my AC crush... :rolleyes:

[derder]

I thought Anderson Cooper was admittedly gay. Isn't he out?

[chick110]

I thought Anderson Cooper was admittedly gay. Isn't he out?

That's my question! I know Lance Bass is out, heck, he had a whole People cover, but still not sure about AC...

[derder]

Changing subject again (sorry!)
I just read this-
mmmwwwaaahhhhh- (I don't usually derive pleasure from other people's misfortunes, but in this case...)

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm


2006 -- PARIS Hilton's career as a pop star is fizzling as quickly as one of her blink-and-you'll-miss-it relationships.
In its first week out of the gate, Hilton's first CD is being widely seen as a certified flop. "Paris," which features the single "Stars Are Blind," sold a lackluster 75,000 copies in the United States - a pittance compared to Christina Aguilera's first-week sales of 320,000, according to Soundscan.

And projected sales for next week are said to be a measly 30,000, which is a larger than normal second week drop.

"Paris" is languishing at the bottom of Billboard's Hot 100 - so Hilton's label rushed out her second single, "Turn It Up," which isn't doing very well either.

"The international outlook is not much better for her," one industry source told Page Six. "The international people are not inclined to do a big push since she can't back up the album with a tour. Obviously, she can't sing live."

The source added that Hilton was advised a year ago to train her voice, work with choreographers and learn an instrument to prepare for a limited tour, but "obviously she didn't listen."

Hilton's rep, Elliot Mintz, said, "To me, [the album] sounds huge. For a newcomer, this is incredibly impressive."

Meanwhile, Hilton's reputation as a dirty girl put one of her former sex partners on edge after they'd been to bed together.

Elijah Blue Allman, the hunky son of Cher and Gregg Allman, boasted to Howard Stern the other day that he had a fling with Hilton before she was famous - but he got nervous right afterward that he might have picked up a sexually transmitted disease from her. Allman says he was so worried, he raced downstairs and grabbed a household cleaning product to pour over his private parts and "disinfect" them.

While Stern flipped over the tawdry tale, aired over his Sirius Satellite Radio raunchfest show, Hilton wasn't thrilled with the disclosure. "She's not happy about it," said a source, despite the fact Allman tried to lessen the low blow by noting she was a "sweet girl" nonetheless.

[chick110]

Well, shucks, I guess I won't be able to buy her new album in Walmart then. Darn it! ;)

[tvaholic]

I thought Anderson Cooper was admittedly gay. Isn't he out?

Yep, he is.

derder, loved the Paris article. I'm so sick of her going on & on about how serious of an artist she is & how hard she works, & all the public sees is her "persona" she puts on as a front & that no one knows the real her. I think she doth protest too much! Right now Jessica Simpson's "Public Affair" sounds like a classic compared to "Stars Are Blind." And I hate that I have heard either one. Put this right up with K-Fed who is now going to be a "serious actor" because his album flopped. All 3 of these talentless wannabes need to just go away.

[tvaholic]

P.S. chick110-I have a total Anderson Cooper crush too. Now maybe the Paris Hilton's of the world should take note-there are some kids who are raised in wealthy families who actually do something worthwhile with their lives!!!

[derder]

"I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good."


This old article from a week ago or so why I particularily liked hearing the previous news.
I mean, God... is she full of herself or what?? (and "I feel bad if I'm mean"- oh phuleeze!)

http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1254771,00.html

MONDAY AUGUST 21, 2006 05:15PM EST
By Stephen M. Silverman
Paris HiltonPhoto by: Sara De Boer / Retna

Paris Hilton is releasing her album Paris on Tuesday, though for the 25-year-old hotel heiress, socialite and star of The Simple Life, making music is nothing new, she reveals.

"When I was little," she tells Blender magazine for its September issue, she was forced to practice piano, violin and guitar "every day ... since I was 11. My mom made me."

All the practice seems to have paid off: Of her new album, she tells the magazine: "I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good."

Already, her breathy, reggae-infused single "Stars Are Blind" has climbed to the top of Billboard's dance music chart, and her producers are waxing enthusiastic about how hard-working Hilton is.

"She would sit for hours and not ask for a break, and she never gave me one bit of attitude," says Kara DioGuardi, who worked on three tracks with Hilton (and whose credits include Ashlee Simpson's "Pieces of Me").

Hilton says she had DJs at clubs play cuts from the album without revealing the artist, to test reactions.

"People go crazy," she says. "They love it. Everyone's like, 'Who is this?' I don't tell. Because I don't want someone putting their phone up and recording it and making a ring tone off of it. I think when people don't know it's me, they won't judge it. But if they know it's me, then they'll be like, 'Ugh.' They won't even dance."

Hilton, who recently told British GQ magazine that she was taking a vow of chastity for a year ("I'll kiss, but nothing else"), also tells Blender that she's just a girl who can't say no – when it comes to the constant attention from fans asking for pictures and autographs.

"I think people expect me to be this bitch snob," she says. "But I'm really nice, and I feel bad if I'm mean."

[zoobabe]

good articled derder. Did you see the video of Tara Reid being denied access to a popular club in LA. She stood on the sidewalk and waited while others (like Paris) breezed through the door. It was humiliating and I loved watching it!:devil2:

[chick110]

SO sad when last year's hottie is this year's nottie... :rolleyes:

[angiemarie]

I read somewhere that Chris Robinson and Kate Hudson were getting back together. Did anyone else hear this tidbit?

I just wonder if they are really together, or they happened to be in the same room at the same time and the media got too excited. :stuart:

[HoneyBunny]

I read somewhere that Chris Robinson and Kate Hudson were getting back together. Did anyone else hear this tidbit?

I just wonder if they are really together, or they happened to be in the same room at the same time and the media got too excited. :stuart:


my girlfriend said the same thing today -- she said she heard it on an ad for one of the Entertainment shows...Insider, Access, We Know All The Crap...



hb

[tati]

That's my question! I know Lance Bass is out, heck, he had a whole People cover, but still not sure about AC...

P.S. chick110-I have a total Anderson Cooper crush too. Now maybe the Paris Hilton's of the world should take note-there are some kids who are raised in wealthy families who actually do something worthwhile with their lives!!!

Gawker is constantly bringing the AC issue up, they've even posted pix of his alleged fellow, a handsome, youngish (25 or so?) guy named Julio. AC is definitely not out, to the dismay of many gay rights' group who feel he could use his media popularity to further some of their concerns.

Tom Cruise was mentioned before---I wouldn't be surprised if he ever came out---when I see him on TV, doing appearances w/ Kate, he seems like he's acting all the time, not natural.

oh some1 mentioned Matt Damon above---so are there rumors about him, 2? He recently married & his wife had a li'l girl (i guess that dsn't really prove anything tho!)

[chick110]

I do remember hearing buzz about Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, but it was probably just people hatin'...

[jelliepair]

Anyone see the picture of John Travolta kissing a male "friend" who was boarding his airplane? I always hear he is gay but I just cant believe it - not Vinnie Barbarino...

But, curious enough, he is a scientologist too. hmmmm - another supposedly gay scientologist actor - are we seeing a trend?

scientology = gay??

[OD-TV]

scientology = gay??

Please don't associate Scientology with being gay - we are way more fabulous than that.:scared:

[Clair]

Please don't associate Scientology with being gay - we are way more fabulous than that.:scared:

Yes, please only associate Scientology with bronzed poop.

[OD-TV]

Yes, please only associate Scientology with bronzed poop.

perfect!

[angiemarie]

I am a huge fan of The Office, both the British & American versions. So I was very disturbed by a new picture of Lucy Davis, who played Dawn in the British Series. I always thought she was lovely, and she had a nice peaches and cream complexion.
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But now she looks like a Hollywood starlet gone bad.

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These pictures were on Gofugyourself.com, Btw. They have very funny commentary regarding Gene Wilder and vernicious knids accompanying the photos. I love the girls on gofugyourself.com

[msCCRN]

I am a huge fan of The Office, both the British & American versions. So I was very disturbed by a new picture of Lucy Davis, who played Dawn in the British Series. I always thought she was lovely, and she had a nice peaches and cream complexion.
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But now she looks like a Hollywood starlet gone bad.

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Holy oompaloopas! Someone has become a major tanorexic.

[jenny10girl]

Ew. Very creepy.

[OD-TV]

How funny is it that there is a Revlon ad behind her?

[tvaholic]

She looks like she's channeling Tara Reid.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Holy oompaloopas! Someone has become a major tanorexic.

It's like some sort of bronze plague that is claiming everyone in Hollywood. It's frightening as all hell.

[Hardly@Work]

http://clubderder.com/images/dreamy.jpg

according to UK papers and http://www.perezhilton.com that George is now dating Ellen Barkin, 7 yrs older than Goerge and that he spit with Kirsta Allen this past spring- I know how much you ladies love Goerge- just a heads up...

[Hardly@Work]

good articled derder. Did you see the video of Tara Reid being denied access to a popular club in LA. She stood on the sidewalk and waited while others (like Paris) breezed through the door. It was humiliating and I loved watching it!:devil2:


this video was so sad, tara looking all rejected and sad mwahaha! especially when Paris cuts her eyes at her and skeezy Joe Francis(ofgirlsgonewild) comes out and hugs her, like poor little f-lister....should I delight in others misery? when they make their money being fame seeking lushes, yes

oh --talan torrino (from Laguna Beach) and tara are filming a movie together--senior skip day---sure to win an oscar

[derder]

Tara Reid is pretty much a rejected has-been now, isn't she? It seems like everyone makes fun of her. Ya see, I don't understand this. Same with Britney Spears. Know when to get out. You've got money in the bank, retire, build a nice home somewhere out of LA and stay out of the tabloids. Quit setting yourself up for more hurt and rejection.
I think I had actually heard that about Clooney and Ellen Barkin. Supposedly, she is one evil (and reportedly psyco) bitch. I doubt if this will last.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

this video was so sad, tara looking all rejected and sad mwahaha!

It just dawned on me that whawha's name can be used as an evil mocking laugh. How cool is that?

[tati]

according to UK papers and http://www.perezhilton.com that George is now dating Ellen Barkin, 7 yrs older than Goerge and that he spit with Kirsta Allen this past spring- I know how much you ladies love Goerge- just a heads up...

ooh, thx 4 the gossip, Hardly!

Tara Reid is pretty much a rejected has-been now, isn't she? It seems like everyone makes fun of her. Ya see, I don't understand this. Same with Britney Spears. Know when to get out. You've got money in the bank, retire, build a nice home somewhere out of LA and stay out of the tabloids. Quit setting yourself up for more hurt and rejection.
I think I had actually heard that about Clooney and Ellen Barkin. Supposedly, she is one evil (and reportedly psyco) bitch. I doubt if this will last.

i agree, Derder---I see some of these stars & I think, why? Get out while u can. Tara R. was cute at 1 pt, made watchable films for her kind of celebrity. I guess all the partying is what has ruined her so much, all her clubbing & drinking (Lindsay L, take note!)

I've heard that Ellen B, too, Derder---she supposedly had a nasty divorce recently w/whomever she was w/ (a director? some1 famous, can't remember). I like her films, at least her old ones, I can't remember her in anything recently.

[zoobabe]

ooh, thx 4 the gossip, Hardly!



i agree, Derder---I see some of these stars & I think, why? Get out while u can. Tara R. was cute at 1 pt, made watchable films for her kind of celebrity. I guess all the partying is what has ruined her so much, all her clubbing & drinking (Lindsay L, take note!)

I've heard that Ellen B, too, Derder---she supposedly had a nasty divorce recently w/whomever she was w/ (a director? some1 famous, can't remember). I like her films, at least her old ones, I can't remember her in anything recently.

I think she was married to Ron Perlman. A movie exec of some kind. He has LOADS of money and it was a nasty divorce.

[chick110]

Before that, Ellen B. was married or shacked up with Gabriel Byrne--him with the soulful blue eyes... :wub:

[whawha]

Before that, Ellen B. was married or shacked up with Gabriel Byrne--him with the soulful blue eyes... :wub:

And before that, she was a man. Just sayin.'

[OD-TV]

I think she was married to Ron Perlman. A movie exec of some kind. He has LOADS of money and it was a nasty divorce.

Its actually Ronald Perelman who owns Revlon (although there is a Ron Perlman who is an actor).

[CrazyTrain]

i agree, Derder---I see some of these stars & I think, why? Get out while u can. Tara R. was cute at 1 pt, made watchable films for her kind of celebrity. I guess all the partying is what has ruined her so much, all her clubbing & drinking (Lindsay L, take note!).

Because for many of these people, teir self worth is what other people think of them. I think Tara's screwed up like that. And a lot just wnt and need the attention. And some probably arent' that mature - haven't made it past that stage yet. Some people never grow up :(

[Madam Pomfrey]

That Tara Reid video was painful:infatuated2:

What was the name of the movie where she played a scientist (or doctor?)?

[samynoodle]

Speaking of train wrecks a la Reid....what the hell is going on with Jared Leto?

[HoneyBunny]

And before that, she was a man. Just sayin.'



:lol:


hb

[chick110]

Speaking of train wrecks a la Reid....what the hell is going on with Jared Leto?

The last time I saw him, he looked like Marilyn Manson. Not saying that's a GOOD thing...:scared: But he's doing a band thing.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Its actually Ronald Perelman who owns Revlon (although there is a Ron Perlman who is an actor).

He was the Beast and HellBoy. Yes, I keep useless knowledge like that at the ready at all times. :o

[tati]

Before that, Ellen B. was married or shacked up with Gabriel Byrne--him with the soulful blue eyes... :wub:

oh man, that's right, lucky lucky, Ellen! LOVE him, remember him in Usual Suspects w/that peacoat? & the accent, sigh.

And before that, she was a man. Just sayin.'

WHAWHA!! u kill me, u are too much. she was pretty steamy in Sea of love, no? Diner? i like her.

[Karo]

My great uncle was good friends with Rosemary Clooney. It's a sad sad thing that I could never figure out how to exploit that connection to get an intro to George. I mean, back in the day I was cute enough. I bet he would have given me a tumble. Oh stop laughing and leave me with my illusions.

[whawha]

My great uncle was good friends with Rosemary Clooney. It's a sad sad thing that I could never figure out how to exploit that connection to get an intro to George. I mean, back in the day I was cute enough. I bet he would have given me a tumble. Oh stop laughing and leave me with my illusions.

Mmmmmmmm. Rosemary Clooney. Now that was one fine peice of....

[angiemarie]

Mmmmmmmm. Rosemary Clooney. Now that was one fine peice of....


C'monna a my house, a my house. C'mon a my house, I'm a gonna give you everything! :clap:

[TinkerbellAPixie]

C'monna a my house, a my house. C'mon a my house, I'm a gonna give you everything! :clap:

Ok now you've got that song in my head but instead of picturing Rosemary Clooney, I'm picturing Hugh Hefner and his Bunnies. Is it wrong?

[HoneyBunny]

Ok now you've got that song in my head but instead of picturing Rosemary Clooney, I'm picturing Hugh Hefner and his Bunnies. Is it wrong?


NOT in my book!



hb

[zoobabe]

Its actually Ronald Perelman who owns Revlon (although there is a Ron Perlman who is an actor).

you're right OD. Good for you to scoop me on my specialty. I'd still outdrink you at happy hour though.:p

[TinkerbellAPixie]

NOT in my book!

hb

And this would be your book...

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/de/250px-Playboy1105.jpg

[Firecat]

Maybe this was already discussed...

Is Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes...um...asian?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060906/en_celeb_eo/19935

[Madam Pomfrey]

Oh, Suri is adorable!! I think she looks like Katie. Thanks for the pic, FC.

[jenny10girl]

WoW! I was starting to doubt she existed...thanks for the pic FC!!

[Pattijoretired]

Maybe this was already discussed...

Is Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes...um...asian?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060906/en_celeb_eo/19935

I was thinking the same thing this morning when they were showing the mag. and some of it's pictures of them on CBS.

She is a cute baby.

[Pekmboyd]

Maybe this was already discussed...

Is Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes...um...asian?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060906/en_celeb_eo/19935

I'm not the only one! I told hubby last night Suri had a distinct Asian look.

[Madam Pomfrey]

/http://www.teddyandmoo.com/blog/?p=6837#more-6837 (http://www.teddyandmoo.com/blog/?p=6837#more-6837)

NOT SAFE FOR WORK-

Lindsay Lohan's vulva shot:eek:



eta- link fixed I think

[CrazyTrain]

Does anyone have limnk to full sized versions of the Suri pics?
*slinks away*

[tati]

/http://www.teddyandmoo.com/blog/?p=6837#more-6837 (http://www.teddyandmoo.com/blog/?p=6837#more-6837)

Lindsay Lohan's vulva shot:eek:



eta- link fixed I think

OMG, Madam P, too early in the AM for that! I'm at work so I hadda quickly minimize screen, but thanks, I can't believe that girl is so clueless! It's almost as if she does it on purpose---not too long ago there was an unflattering side shot of her boob as she got in her car, braless. Lordy.

[Madam Pomfrey]

tati- I edited to add not safe for work. Being at home all the freaking time, I don't even think about that kind of stuff. :o

And that pic is too early any time of day.

[Karo]

/http://www.teddyandmoo.com/blog/?p=6837#more-6837 (http://www.teddyandmoo.com/blog/?p=6837#more-6837)

NOT SAFE FOR WORK-

Lindsay Lohan's vulva shot:eek:



eta- link fixed I think

Yikes! Let's take up a fund to buy her some underwear. No one should have to look at that.

[tati]

tati- I edited to add not safe for work. Being at home all the freaking time, I don't even think about that kind of stuff. :o

And that pic is too early any time of day.

oh no worries, Madame P, the 'vulva shot' part of your post should've been enuf warning 4 me! I just ddn't thnk it would lead me straight to that picture & when it did, I ddn't want any of my prim co-wrkrs to catch me looking at pix of L's coochie. :blushing: I feel like her gynecologist. What is wrong w/this girl's mother, though? (I know her dad is crazy) but I'd be so embarassed to have my family see pix like that---she's got younger siblings, too, doesn't she? I second Karo's suggestion for an underwear fund to be started up for this girl, stat!

[whawha]

Maybe this was already discussed...

Is Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes...um...asian?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060906/en_celeb_eo/19935

No....but the egg and sperm donor were. And maybe the technician that put it all together.

[whawha]

oh no worries, Madame P, the 'vulva shot' part of your post should've been enuf warning 4 me! I just ddn't thnk it would lead me straight to that picture & when it did, I ddn't want any of my prim co-wrkrs to catch me looking at pix of L's coochie. :blushing: I feel like her gynecologist. What is wrong w/this girl's mother, though? (I know her dad is crazy) but I'd be so embarassed to have my family see pix like that---she's got younger siblings, too, doesn't she? I second Karo's suggestion for an underwear fund to be started up for this girl, stat!

There's a new breed of celebrity out there...one who looks to any press as good press. That's why you see so many nip slips at red carpet functions and see-through tops that the celeb professes to not know was see-through under the lights. It's all to get more press.

Think of the time Ho-han went to the Nick Kid's Choice Awards and didn't wear panties. Rushed up on stage, where fans were blowing to keep the presenters cool. Nice crotch shot to all the little ones.

She went to an awards show with mostly eight year olds in the audience and thought to herself: "You know, I should go without panties and wear a really short skirt. There's be a lot of little kids there..."

[HoneyBunny]

Think of the time Ho-han went to the Nick Kid's Choice Awards and didn't wear panties. Rushed up on stage, where fans were blowing to keep the presenters cool. Nice crotch shot to all the little ones.




Skank




hb

[tati]

Think of the time Ho-han went to the Nick Kid's Choice Awards and didn't wear panties. Rushed up on stage, where fans were blowing to keep the presenters cool. Nice crotch shot to all the little ones.

She went to an awards show with mostly eight year olds in the audience and thought to herself: "You know, I should go without panties and wear a really short skirt. There's be a lot of little kids there..."

she did??!! I hadn't heard about this, that's awfully lame & in poor taste!!! where's this bitch's publicist?? I know you're right abt the 'any press is good press', but geez, where do they draw the line? Flashing little kids is pathetic!!

[whawha]

she did??!! I hadn't heard about this, that's awfully lame & in poor taste!!! where's this bitch's publicist?? I know you're right abt the 'any press is good press', but geez, where do they draw the line? Flashing little kids is pathetic!!


Dontcha love the archival qualities of the Internet? WARNING: NSFW


http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/2428

[tati]

Does anyone have limnk to full sized versions of the Suri pics?
*slinks away*

CT, this is all I was able to find (I ddn't look very hard tho, there's prolly better links out there):

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060906/482/8ec4759243f54d1eb4fd901dcb5f3ee3&g=events/en/081401cruisecruz

The baby's cute! I don't really see an Asian resemblance though--is it b/c of the dark hair maybe? She reminds me of Tom a little in the face.

Thx 4 that link, whawha, I'll check it out when i get home! Guess that guy was wrong about the Firecrotch thing!

[HoneyBunny]

It just looks like the Suri-kid is wearing a toupee...
a bad toupee.
http://www.kkkatura.co.jp/mens/toupee.jpg

hb

[jenny10girl]

HB you crack me up all the time! :thumbup1:

...but I do wonder where you find some of these pics...

[ScotyUtah]

Dontcha love the archival qualities of the Internet? WARNING: NSFW


http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/2428

The kids in the background seem to be diggin' it...

[sutton925]

I second Karo's suggestion for an underwear fund to be started up for this girl, stat!

I'm pretty poor but I'd be glad to give up ten or twenty bucks to buy this chick some underwear. I ran across that picture on dlisted and when I viewed the NSFW picture, I projectile vomited on my computer screen.

[sutton925]

[QUOTE=tati;15509] The baby's cute! I don't really see an Asian resemblance though--is it b/c of the dark hair maybe? She reminds me of Tom a little in the face. [QUOTE]

I was fully on the bandwagon for this being an alien baby, but perhaps I was wrong. (Note this date in history...I've never admitted to being wrong before.) Her eyes do remind me a little of Tom's, but I still fail to believe that Suri is a baby born from a union of Tom Cruise's sperm and Katie Holmes's egg. I think that I'm going to start subscribing to the theory that this baby is actually Chris Klein's.

[sutton925]

Whoops! I screwed that quote pretty bad, but yall get the gist of what I was trying to say.

--Sutton

[angiemarie]

Yikes! Let's take up a fund to buy her some underwear. No one should have to look at that.

What does Lindsay Lohan have against underpants? Would it kill her to wear a thong for crying out loud? I hope someone she has someone to follow her and disinfect everywhere she sits.

[HoneyBunny]

What does Lindsay Lohan have against underpants?



Firecrotch.




hb

[zoobabe]

hard to believe the stupidity of L Lo. I have never had the desire to go out in a LOOSE FITTING dress w/out underwear (in a tight dress is a different story)...

[angiemarie]

Firecrotch.




hb
:lol:

Now I have the mental image of Lindsay's thong bursting into flames.

[ScotyUtah]

:lol:

Now I have the mental image of Lindsay's thong bursting into flames.

I don't.:tongue_smilie:

[thatswhack]

CT, this is all I was able to find (I ddn't look very hard tho, there's prolly better links out there):

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060906/482/8ec4759243f54d1eb4fd901dcb5f3ee3&g=events/en/081401cruisecruz

The baby's cute! I don't really see an Asian resemblance though--is it b/c of the dark hair maybe? She reminds me of Tom a little in the face.

Thx 4 that link, whawha, I'll check it out when i get home! Guess that guy was wrong about the Firecrotch thing!


well, baby suri does kinda look asian. this coming from an asian person...

but then again, my asiar (asian radar) doesnt always seem to be reliable. :D

[jenny10girl]

:lol:

Too funny.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14712866/

[ScotyUtah]

:lol:

Too funny.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14712866/

Kevin Connolly is dating Nicky Hilton? How long is that going to last?

[jampony]

Baby Suri does look a little Asian, I guess. But I think she looks more like her mother than her father. Same eyes and lips.

About this whole firecrotch thing... are people using it as its original meaning (referring to hair color) or has it evolved into a description of some sort of burning vernereal disease? And if it's the former, is that such a bad thing? It's not like a redhead can help that. I guess she can break out a bottle of Nice & Easy, but I wouldn't imagine that would be very comfortable. :eek:

[whawha]

Kevin Connolly is dating Nicky Hilton? How long is that going to last?

it's been a few years...when Entourage began, a lot of interviews focused on how he already knew something about being in an entourage, since he was already dating Nicky Hilton.

[tati]

About this whole firecrotch thing... are people using it as its original meaning (referring to hair color) or has it evolved into a description of some sort of burning vernereal disease? And if it's the former, is that such a bad thing? It's not like a redhead can help that. I guess she can break out a bottle of Nice & Easy, but I wouldn't imagine that would be very comfortable. :eek:


I'm not sure whether it's the former or latter but I noted in a previous comment that that guy was wrong abt calling her a Firecrotch since according to those pictures, she's as bald as the day she was born! (I think whn that Brandon D. guy called her that, he was referring to the fact that she's a redhead). In any case, I wouldn't expect her to dye or bleach anything, that would b ridiculous. it's her hair color, 4 Chrissakes, it can't be helped. Maybe the use of Firecrotch these days is in reference to burning STDs, esp. in her case, going around town w/ no underwear on.

[tati]

it's been a few years...when Entourage began, a lot of interviews focused on how he already knew something about being in an entourage, since he was already dating Nicky Hilton.

i actually thot it was more recent than a few years ago b/c didn't she have a marriage annulled to another guy she was with, just last year, I think? A developer type? Well, I know Entourage hasn't been around that long, so maybe they were dating by thn.

[whawha]

i actually thot it was more recent than a few years ago b/c didn't she have a marriage annulled to another guy she was with, just last year, I think? A developer type? Well, I know Entourage hasn't been around that long, so maybe they were dating by thn.

I stick by my highly suspect, never-verified, full-of-innuendo trash tabloids!

[samynoodle]

Ya'll see what Brits is supposedly naming her baby...Jailynn ... it's a combination of her parents name...which is nice except her sister Jaime Lynn is already named for them

[tati]

Ya'll see what Brits is supposedly naming her baby...Jailynn ... it's a combination of her parents name...which is nice except her sister Jaime Lynn is already named for them

Ugh, sweet concept but somewhat lame execution---doesn't help that it has 'Jail' in it! I don't really care for made-up names like that, only b/c I anticipate ths little kid having to explain a million times to her teachers & other grown-ups how to correctly pronounce & spell it. To each his own!

[samynoodle]

Ugh, sweet concept but somewhat lame execution---doesn't help that it has 'Jail' in it! I don't really care for made-up names like that, only b/c I anticipate ths little kid having to explain a million times to her teachers & other grown-ups how to correctly pronounce & spell it. To each his own!

I didn't even realize that jail was in the name...hahahaha...poor brits

[whawha]

I didn't even realize that jail was in the name...hahahaha...poor brits

At least it's better than her first choice: Cheetoh

(The "H" on the end makes it classy, dontchaknow!)

[joeypotter]

Ugh, sweet concept but somewhat lame execution---doesn't help that it has 'Jail' in it! I don't really care for made-up names like that, only b/c I anticipate ths little kid having to explain a million times to her teachers & other grown-ups how to correctly pronounce & spell it. To each his own!


Doesn't Britney do just about everything with "lame execution?"

By the way, I heard today that people from the South formerly referred to as "hillbillies" should now - in the name of political correctness - be referred to as "Appalachian Americans." I guess I should start showing Brit more respect....

[Madam Pomfrey]

I'm not sure whether it's the former or latter but I noted in a previous comment that that guy was wrong abt calling her a Firecrotch since according to those pictures, she's as bald as the day she was born! (I think whn that Brandon D. guy called her that, he was referring to the fact that she's a redhead). In any case, I wouldn't expect her to dye or bleach anything, that would b ridiculous. it's her hair color, 4 Chrissakes, it can't be helped. Maybe the use of Firecrotch these days is in reference to burning STDs, esp. in her case, going around town w/ no underwear on.



I think it had something to do with her freckles "down there".

[samynoodle]

While not a bit of gossip it's kinda gossipy....

http://www.ringmybell.tv/

apparently a "celeb" or "celebs" are lock in a room for one hour and you can call in and ask them anything you want. I scrolled down the list of former inmates and there are some really interesting people... Lynn and Alex from TAR, Daniel F, Andre and Santino from PR2, the Go Fug Yourself Girls and my personal favorite... Donkeylips from Salute Your Shorts

[CrazyTrain]

I actually really like the name Jailynn.
But agreed that when you're born into a family like that, its' best to NOT have a name that's already ripe for future headlines.

[HoneyBunny]

I am not one to gossip, mind you, but I that a certain poster on these forums likes to dress up and play "Rocker"...
he was spotted a couple of nights ago playing Wonder Woman at the Supernova show and last night an astute stringer for a major rag snapped this.

http://www.shaunnapeterson.com/images/marilynmansonsockmonkey-lg.jpg



hb

[tvaholic]

hb, I don't think my day would be complete without one of your sock monkey pictures! Yes, you complete me.

[HoneyBunny]

hb, I don't think my day would be complete without one of your sock monkey pictures! Yes, you complete me.


tanks~

hb

[whawha]

I am not one to gossip, mind you, but I that a certain poster on these forums likes to dress up and play "Rocker"...
he was spotted a couple of nights ago playing Wonder Woman at the Supernova show and last night an astute stringer for a major rag snapped this.

http://www.shaunnapeterson.com/images/marilynmansonsockmonkey-lg.jpg



hb

Um...I told my brother to quit following me....

[whawha]

I think it had something to do with her freckles "down there".

Um...Australia?

[chick110]

Several years ago, I was watching Nick's Teen Choice Awards (with my kids) and I was not so happy that Britney Spears chose to wear this skimpy tank top that let everyone know that the temperature in the room was quite chilly. I happened to be watching Rosie O'Donnell's show the next day (that shows you how many years ago this was) and Britney was on. Rosie presented her with a very thick cardigan sweater "in case she went out in public and got cold again"... :thumbup1: I haven't thought a lot of Britney's choices since then have been very well-thought out. And then this recent post about her baby's name just justifies my thinking.

[Pattijoretired]

I heard it was going to be Jaylynn. And I know several people named Jaylynn (except it is written J-lynn) so it is not a made up name.

[Madam Pomfrey]

Um...Australia?


Yes, exactly:tongue:

[zoobabe]

I am not one to gossip, mind you, but I that a certain poster on these forums likes to dress up and play "Rocker"...
he was spotted a couple of nights ago playing Wonder Woman at the Supernova show and last night an astute stringer for a major rag snapped this.

http://www.shaunnapeterson.com/images/marilynmansonsockmonkey-lg.jpg



hb



Oh hb- if there was an award for greatest sock monkey pictures ever, I'd give it to you hands down!:laugh:

[zoobabe]

my addition to this grand day:

It seems our whawha is a closet plushie. Too much Deliverance-watching whawha?

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/828673/Devilpigmonkey1.jpg

[whawha]

my addition to this grand day:

It seems our whawha is a closet plushie. Too much Deliverance-watching whawha?

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/828673/Devilpigmonkey1.jpg

that is perhaps the finest sock monkey in all creation. Where's it from?

[zoobabe]

that is perhaps the finest sock monkey in all creation. Where's it from?

I found the pic on a google Image search. I don't know where it's from.:confused:

[Lizardqueen]

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/09/11/anna.nicole.son.dies.ap/

[angiemarie]

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/09/11/anna.nicole.son.dies.ap/


I remember her son from her reality show on E!. He seemed very sweet and pretty well-adjusted considering his mom was Anna-Nicole. How weird and sad that he should die a few days after she gave birth.

[tati]

I remember her son from her reality show on E!. He seemed very sweet and pretty well-adjusted considering his mom was Anna-Nicole. How weird and sad that he should die a few days after she gave birth.

This is a very strange and sad story---it must be awful to give birth to one child and lose another so soon thereafter. I didn't realize she even had a son. I wonder if he suffered from health problems, an undiagnosed heart condition perhaps? Seems so sudden and strange.

[HoneyBunny]

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/09/11/anna.nicole.son.dies.ap/



No parent should lose a child...



hb

[zoobabe]

it's very sad:(

[EdHill]

Well, they never did catch that stingray....

[Madam Pomfrey]

EdHill:hammer:


That's so sad. Talk about extreme emotions. Poor woman.

[samynoodle]

So Brits had her baby....yay?

[Madam Pomfrey]

samy- I didn't know! Off to find a link.


ETA- http://www.perezhilton.com/


Happy baby day, Britney! Happy Birthday, little one~!

[tati]

samy- I didn't know! Off to find a link.

Madame P, if you find a link, pls post it if you can, i couldn't find anything whn I looked (admittedly, briefly). thx!

[Madam Pomfrey]

Lohan's vulva revisited- NOT SAFE FOR WORK-

Is she vomiting? I am.

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/lindsay_lohan/stop_the_insanity_20060912.php

[Madam Pomfrey]

Madame P, if you find a link, pls post it if you can, i couldn't find anything whn I looked (admittedly, briefly). thx!

tati, I added into my post above yours. Enjoy!

[tati]

tati, I added into my post above yours. Enjoy!

thx, MP, knew I could count on you! That's a pretty dress Brit is wearing in the pix (for a change!)

Ugh, what is wrong w/LL?? enuf, we get it, u're not an actual Firecrotch as previously believed!! Does she thnk she's the only person to ever wax her cooter or not wear underwear?? You'd think she'd invented the phenomenon & wanted to show it off. Cross your legs already!!

[Clair]

Lohan's vulva revisited- NOT SAFE FOR WORK-

Is she vomiting? I am.



You and me both. Ugh.

[zoobabe]

Lohan's vulva revisited- NOT SAFE FOR WORK-

Is she vomiting? I am.

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/lindsay_lohan/stop_the_insanity_20060912.php

seriuosly-WTF is this girl's problem? Does she ever want to be taken seriously as an actress? If she's so adverse to underwear then why won't she look for a movie with some nude scenes?

[Karo]

thesuperficial says the first photo was fake. The one they say is real looks like she is wearing a bathing suit under her dress.

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_vagina_gets_bus.html

Damn, it's no fun when celebs aren't as gross as we think they are.

[zoobabe]

so does that mean that the one just posted is a fake too?:confused:

[Karo]

so does that mean that the one just posted is a fake too?:confused:

Probably, but I think Ms. Lohan is also pretty fake so it kind of fits.

[sutton925]

thesuperficial says the first photo was fake. The one they say is real looks like she is wearing a bathing suit under her dress.

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohans_vagina_gets_bus.html

Damn, it's no fun when celebs aren't as gross as we think they are.

According to Trent on pinkisthenewblog as well as MK on dlisted, the actual fake was the one where she had on underwear. The full blown cooter shot was the real one.

[zoobabe]

According to Trent on pinkisthenewblog as well as MK on dlisted, the actual fake was the one where she had on underwear. The full blown cooter shot was the real one.

but- the full blown cooter shot was released AFTER the "fake" one and the cooter looks eerily similar, so I'm just gonna call her a skank and be done with it!:p

[whawha]

According to Trent on pinkisthenewblog as well as MK on dlisted, the actual fake was the one where she had on underwear. The full blown cooter shot was the real one.

hee hee. You said cooter.



The photographer has been interviewed in a couple of tabloids. And he says the shots he sold to the photo service are sans pantaloons. Sutton is correcto!

[sutton925]

hee hee. You said cooter.



The photographer has been interviewed in a couple of tabloids. And he says the shots he sold to the photo service are sans pantaloons. Sutton is correcto!


Lol...I threw that "cooter" reference in here just incase Edhill read it. Here's a link to an article about which fakes are actually fakes. http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/09/lindsay-lohan-was-really-airing-it-out.html

[sutton925]

so I'm just gonna call her a skank and be done with it!:p

No argument about that from me! I'm with ya 100%.

[zoobabe]

No argument about that from me! I'm with ya 100%.

yeah sutton- I'm "Sirius" :lol:

[HoneyBunny]

According to Trent on pinkisthenewblog as well as MK on dlisted, the actual fake was the one where she had on underwear. The full blown cooter shot was the real one.



If that is the "real thang" -- maybe she should consider letting the hair grow back and cover it up! In the meantime maybe a merkin?



hb

[whawha]

If that is the "real thang" -- maybe she should consider letting the hair grow back and cover it up! In the meantime maybe a merkin?



hb

So literate! Now who else's gonna know what a merkin is but my lil honeybunny? Don't answer that....

[Lizardqueen]

What an ugly pussy. Where's that puking smiley? Each time she leaves her panties off I am reminded of a tale told by Sidney Poitier in one of his autobiographies. It involves a non-English speaking chick that his friend dubbed "Flaps".

[zoobabe]

What an ugly pussy. Where's that puking smiley? Each time she leaves her panties off I am reminded of a tale told by Sidney Poitier in one of his autobiographies. It involves a non-English speaking chick that his friend dubbed "Flaps".

Oh LQ- I've missed you! For exactly that^ reason!:D

[whawha]

What an ugly pussy. Where's that puking smiley? Each time she leaves her panties off I am reminded of a tale told by Sidney Poitier in one of his autobiographies. It involves a non-English speaking chick that his friend dubbed "Flaps".

Wait? Were you commenting on that cat in the All My Children thread? No? Oops. Sorry.

[Lizardqueen]

Oh LQ- I've missed you! For exactly that^ reason!:D

Well I missed you too. But really, how can a 20 year old's box look the same as a 50 year old French whore's?

[HoneyBunny]

Well I missed you too. But really, how can a 20 year old's box look the same as a 50 year old French whore's?


over use?


missed ya 2
hb

[zoobabe]

over use?


missed ya 2
hb

good point hb- natch to LQ too.:D

[whawha]

Well I missed you too. But really, how can a 20 year old's box look the same as a 50 year old French whore's?

Um...
Floppity?
Sloppity?

wow...it's almost Seuss-like.

Horton Hears a Ho!

[Madam Pomfrey]

So literate! Now who else's gonna know what a merkin is but my lil honeybunny? Don't answer that....



:eek: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_232.html


Geez, the things I learn here:lol:

Hi LQ!

[HoneyBunny]

:eek: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_232.html


Geez, the things I learn here!


Here is another for you...
I am a Blonde Airplane ~



hb

[whawha]

Here is another for you...
I am a Blonde Airplane ~



hb

Tooo....much....in...for...mation.......

<said in a Shatner as Kirk voice>

[angiemarie]

If that is the "real thang" -- maybe she should consider letting the hair grow back and cover it up! In the meantime maybe a merkin?



hb

Um, how the hell do you keep a merkin from falling off your cooter? I hope to god you don't glue it on like a toupee. :eek:

[whawha]

Um, how the hell do you keep a merkin from falling off your cooter? I hope to god you don't glue it on like a toupee. :eek:

Double-stick tape.

Spirit gum.

Elmer's Glue-All®

Staples.

Take your pick.

Or not.

[sutton925]

:eek: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_232.html




Thanks for posting this. I now have tomorrow's warm-up vocabulary word ready. Do you think that this is in the Webster's School Dictionary?

[sutton925]

Here is another for you...
I am a Blonde Airplane ~



hb

I never knew that there was an official name for this. We used to say that the guys that had the bleached hair but dark roots had "Airport Hair" because it looked like landing strip lights at night. Essentially the same thing... :p

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I never knew that there was an official name for this. We used to say that the guys that had the bleached hair but dark roots had "Airport Hair" because it looked like landing strip lights at night. Essentially the same thing... :p

Which is not remotely the same as a Mohawk ;)

[chick110]

I'm still in shock over the merkin use. I haven't seen that word since college when I worked for a weekly newsmagazine. We'd get bored waiting for copy to show up and we'd look through this giant dictionary to find funny words...

I for one am tired of seeing LL's cooter. :P

Slacker-spawn has been born--PLEASE let them use protection next time so we won't be overpopulated with slacker-spawns... <eek>

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I for one am tired of seeing LL's cooter. :P

LL always seemed to me to be a Paris Hilton wannabe. Especially when she had that bleached blonde hair. Paris made the "accidental" crotch shot her specialty. I mean most people - if caught once on camera getting out of a car pantyless - would make adjustments so it didn't ever happen again.

These girls - I think they think any press is good press.

[EdHill]

Lohan's vulva revisited- NOT SAFE FOR WORK-

Is she vomiting? I am.

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/lindsay_lohan/stop_the_insanity_20060912.php

Hmm. I'm torn. I hate Perezhilton, but I love cooter shots.

[tvaholic]

Um, how the hell do you keep a merkin from falling off your cooter? I hope to god you don't glue it on like a toupee. :eek:

Thanks, I was wondering the same thing! And now I'm thinking how embarassing it would be if your merkin came off in the heat of the moment-kind of like if a chick is a bra stuffer. Wouldn't that scare the crap out of the merkin-wearer's partner? Holy crap, it's moving!! Then he/she would proceed to beat the hell out of it with a shoe.

[HoneyBunny]

Thanks, I was wondering the same thing! And now I'm thinking how embarassing it would be if your merkin came off in the heat of the moment-kind of like if a chick is a bra stuffer. Wouldn't that scare the crap out of the merkin-wearer's partner? Holy crap, it's moving!! Then he/she would proceed to beat the hell out of it with a shoe.


OMG---I am crying laughing at this...
:laugh:



hb

[tati]

What does this mean?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060913/ap_en_tv/anna_nicole_smith_son

'One other person in the room' when he died----who might that have been, assuming his mom was the 2nd person in room? I wonder what they're alleging, that he was poisoned, perhaps? But by whom? So strange.

Thank you all for today's merkin lesson---i had no idea such a thing existed, but I think we should track one down & Fedex it right away to LL's crotch!! :D

[Karo]

What does this mean?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060913/ap_en_tv/anna_nicole_smith_son

'One other person in the room' when he died----who might that have been, assuming his mom was the 2nd person in room? I wonder what they're alleging, that he was poisoned, perhaps? But by whom? So strange.

Thank you all for today's merkin lesson---i had no idea such a thing existed, but I think we should track one down & Fedex it right away to LL's crotch!! :D

Very weird.

You know, Lindsey Lohan needs to wake up. The only fans she has are tweenager girls and mothers still have a LOT of influence over young girls. Except how do I explain to my eleven-year-old why LL disgusts me? Sigh.

[jelliepair]

There is way too much going on in here the past two days!! I nearly fell out of my chair while reading the link defining a "Merkin" - I REALLY want to buy one and give it to my sister as a joke...she has this little problem with being stick thin, wearing short skirts and no undies....It seems like the perfect solution!

But where does one buy a merkin? (I am scared to find this out!)

[may1]

I don't know where one finds these things, but I'd look online. If you can't find it here, where else?

I'd love to see someone use a merkin as their avatar.:D

[whawha]

Very weird.

You know, Lindsey Lohan needs to wake up. The only fans she has are tweenager girls and mothers still have a LOT of influence over young girls. Except how do I explain to my eleven-year-old why LL disgusts me? Sigh.

There was an article with Jane Fonda scolding Hohan (they are starring together in Georgia Rules). She took a real motherly tone to Hohan...all talk of being "disappointed" and such. It was a pretty funny read!

[tati]

I don't know where one finds these things, but I'd look online. If you can't find it here, where else?

the link to the article that defined merkin mentioned sex shops as being the source for such a trinket, but I agree w/ May1 in that you could prolly easily find one online. good luck, jellie, i think that would be a hilarious gag gift for someone!

I'd love to see someone use a merkin as their avatar.:D

:lol: !

[jelliepair]

:blush: The internet is a sick sick place

For your viewing pleasure - http://www.merkinworld.com/

what a hoot!:blush:

if i could figure out how to post a picture off the net, i would treat you to a very lovely "smiley face" merkin!

[samynoodle]

Sutton Pierce Federline is rumored to be the baby's name. Why does she insist on trying to be classy? Seriously, Brits you ain't foolin us.

[Karo]

:blush: The internet is a sick sick place

For your viewing pleasure - http://www.merkinworld.com/

what a hoot!:blush:

if i could figure out how to post a picture off the net, i would treat you to a very lovely "smiley face" merkin!

Oh my goodness! I'm at work so I could only take a quick peek, but, oh my goodness!

[tvaholic]

C'mon people, if someone can make a sock monkey costume, surely there must be a way to fashion your own homemade merkin! Imagine the possiblities...

[HoneyBunny]

C'mon people, if someone can make a sock monkey costume, surely there must be a way to fashion your own homemade merkin! Imagine the possiblities...



Maybe the Gasm should sponsor a contest?




hb

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Maybe the Gasm should sponsor a contest?

hb

You know - I like the way you think!
Maybe you can go as a chocolate bunny bitten off ears. :p

[HoneyBunny]

You know - I like the way you think!
Maybe you can go as a chocolate bunny bitten off ears. :p

I already have my costume for this year...

http://images.savontv.com/im/nwimages/chia-bunny.jpg

notice whawha's hand in the small picture...:blush:




hb

[tvaholic]

I already have my costume for this year...

http://images.savontv.com/im/nwimages/chia-bunny.jpg

notice whawha's hand in the small picture...:blush:




hb

:lol: That's a helluva merkin hb!!!

[tvaholic]

Maybe the Gasm should sponsor a contest?




hb

Boy, what would the prize be for that one? I'm thinking it would have to be something Lindsay would be involved in...perhaps she'll volunteer to wear the winning entry on a night out for the mandatory cooter photo.

[sutton925]

I don't know where one finds these things, but I'd look online. If you can't find it here, where else?

I'd love to see someone use a merkin as their avatar.:D

Just for you... http://www.merkinworld.com/

[sutton925]

:blush: The internet is a sick sick place

For your viewing pleasure - http://www.merkinworld.com/

what a hoot!:blush:

if i could figure out how to post a picture off the net, i would treat you to a very lovely "smiley face" merkin!

Damn! I should have read the other posts first. ;)

[sutton925]

Sutton Pierce Federline is rumored to be the baby's name. Why does she insist on trying to be classy? Seriously, Brits you ain't foolin us.

Is the baby's first name Sutton? That's my first name! Please God don't let one of Britney's children share a first name with me. My name is my grandmother's maiden name. Britney's from the south like me so perhaps she used a family name as well? I'm not sure how it is in other parts of the nation, but recycling maiden names is fairly common practice around much of the south.

[tati]

Is the baby's first name Sutton? That's my first name! Please God don't let one of Britney's children share a first name with me. My name is my grandmother's maiden name. Britney's from the south like me so perhaps she used a family name as well? I'm not sure how it is in other parts of the nation, but recycling maiden names is fairly common practice around much of the south.

Oh, I ddn't know this was a practice in the South. I think it's a nice tradition. I believe some Irish-American families do this as well, as it's an Irish tradition to name first baby girl using Mom's maiden name. (hence my friend's name 'Kiernan').

[Pekmboyd]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/13/whitneyhouston.divorce.ap/index.html

Whitney Houston files for divorce!

[angiemarie]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/13/whitneyhouston.divorce.ap/index.html

Whitney Houston files for divorce!

I am really shocked. I thought these two crazy kids would be together forever. If two crackheads can't make a marriage last, what hope is there for the rest of us? :sad:

[may1]

Is the baby's first name Sutton? That's my first name! Please God don't let one of Britney's children share a first name with me. My name is my grandmother's maiden name. Britney's from the south like me so perhaps she used a family name as well? I'm not sure how it is in other parts of the nation, but recycling maiden names is fairly common practice around much of the south.

Dear God, what if you two are related?:eek:

[tvaholic]

I am really shocked. I thought these two crazy kids would be together forever. If two crackheads can't make a marriage last, what hope is there for the rest of us? :sad:

Right on, and who are they supposed to be co-dependent with now??

In all seriousness though, their poor kid-she always looked so sad & annoyed.

[sutton925]

Dear God, what if you two are related?:eek:

Frightening thought...

[HoneyBunny]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/13/whitneyhouston.divorce.ap/index.html

Whitney Houston files for divorce!


Pekm -
Off topic -- how's Evan?

On topic -- Maybe now BobbiChristina has a chance.




hb

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Whitney Houston files for divorce!

:eek:

I am really shocked. I thought these two crazy kids would be together forever. If two crackheads can't make a marriage last, what hope is there for the rest of us? :sad:

Who will pull her dingleberries off now? :confused:

[jampony]

I found merkinworld yesterday and could have sworn I posted it but I can't find it so I guess it didn't work. Anyway, here's some info and a pix...

"It was used as a device to cover syphilitic pustules and gonorrheal warts in the genital area. The chosen material the wig is made of, usually either: nylon, yak belly or human hair, is woven onto a transparent mesh. This is then applied to the pre-shaved pubic area with spirit gum; alternatively the wig can be attached to a transparent G-string."


http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5791/merkinsmileypr7.jpg

[mountain_girl]

OK, there are entirely too many posts to go through and read them all but I saw the thread and know this applies.

This is my very favorite site for trashy celebrity news:
What Would Tyler Durden Do? (http://www.wwtdd.com)

It's even better that he absolutely hates Paris Hilton.
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1326
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1332

He also has new pictures of Lindsay Lohan with out underwear...again!!
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1334

[msCCRN]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5791/merkinsmileypr7.jpg

Send this to LaLohan stat!

[Pekmboyd]

Pekm -
Off topic -- how's Evan?

On topic -- Maybe now BobbiChristina has a chance.



hb

Awww, thanks for asking HB! Evan's doing great...his Mommy is slowly going insane, but he's good :) There's a special kind of brain rot that sets in when your day consists of nursing, rocking, finding pacifiers, and changing diapers. You ever see that episode of Grey's Anatomy where Christina is babysitting Dr. Bailey's kid and she rants about how she has an MD from one fancy school and a PhD from another so she can totally do this? My degrees are less prestigious, but I find myself muttering something similar at least once a day. I'm a smart woman, my 3 week old will not beat me!

[msCCRN]

Awww, thanks for asking HB! Evan's doing great...his Mommy is slowly going insane, but he's good :) There's a special kind of brain rot...

I believe it's called Mommy Brain. I've heard it called that from people with a lot of experience (my "children" are of the 4-legged variety). They say it does get better, so there's hope :)

[tvaholic]

I found merkinworld yesterday and could have sworn I posted it but I can't find it so I guess it didn't work. Anyway, here's some info and a pix...

"It was used as a device to cover syphilitic pustules and gonorrheal warts in the genital area. The chosen material the wig is made of, usually either: nylon, yak belly or human hair, is woven onto a transparent mesh. This is then applied to the pre-shaved pubic area with spirit gum; alternatively the wig can be attached to a transparent G-string."


http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5791/merkinsmileypr7.jpg

All I can say is...wow. Wouldn't it be cool if LaLo or Paris had one of these on unbeknownst to the paparazzi, then at the Kodak moment they reach down, yank it off, & throw it at the camera?

[angiemarie]

Thanks, I was wondering the same thing! And now I'm thinking how embarassing it would be if your merkin came off in the heat of the moment-kind of like if a chick is a bra stuffer. Wouldn't that scare the crap out of the merkin-wearer's partner? Holy crap, it's moving!! Then he/she would proceed to beat the hell out of it with a shoe.

Tvaholic, thank you so much for this post. Not only did I crack up when I read it, but it made me giggle all night. Every once in a while an image of a guy beating a merkin with his shoe would pop into my head, and I would crack up all over again. :laugh:

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Tvaholic, thank you so much for this post. Not only did I crack up when I read it, but it made me giggle all night. Every once in a while an image of a guy beating a merkin with his shoe would pop into my head, and I would crack up all over again. :laugh:

That photo reminds me of a friend of mine, he was dating this "wild" girl who liked to dye her hair down there. He said he never knew what he was gonna get a smiley face, lightning bolt, four leaf clover. He said it got to where all he wanted was to see a nice normal everyday carpet.

[Madam Pomfrey]

Hmm. I'm torn. I hate Perezhilton, but I love cooter shots.



What about a cooter shot of PerezHilton?

[tvaholic]

hb & angiemarie-I'm just happy that there others out there with the same twisted, odd sense of humor as me! I have found the Mother Ship.

[Madam Pomfrey]

Awww, thanks for asking HB! Evan's doing great...his Mommy is slowly going insane, but he's good :) There's a special kind of brain rot that sets in when your day consists of nursing, rocking, finding pacifiers, and changing diapers. You ever see that episode of Grey's Anatomy where Christina is babysitting Dr. Bailey's kid and she rants about how she has an MD from one fancy school and a PhD from another so she can totally do this? My degrees are less prestigious, but I find myself muttering something similar at least once a day. I'm a smart woman, my 3 week old will not beat me!


Yes, mommy brain. I know it well. Your babe is beautiful:D Is he your first?

My brain has never gotten back to what it was before, but how could it?!?! These little humans bring so many new experiences to us so quickly that our brains go into auto pilot- nurse, change, nurse, change, nurse. Ahh, I look back on those times fondly now, but at the time I thought I was losing it.:o

Congratulations to you, Pekmboyd! ETA- It just gets better as they grow. 6 months- 1 year were the best for me because they learn so much then. Its such a contrast to the first 6 months. Happy Babymoon to you!

[may1]

Did anyone notice that Ms Lohan's cooter looks like one that would be on a much older woman? Maybe she's bare down there because she always changing her hair color, and it's too hard to keep up with the carpet part - so she goes with hard wood floors. (a little too worn, hard wood floors)
I told my hubby about a merkin last night, and he just looked and said "where the hell did you learn that?" and I said "oh look, Lucas won"

[whawha]

If you had a a blue merkin and swapped it for a green one, would that be a merkin-teal exchange?

Yours truly,

Shecky Whawha

[tvaholic]

I told my hubby about a merkin last night, and he just looked and said "where the hell did you learn that?" and I said "oh look, Lucas won"

If you had a a blue merkin and swapped it for a green one, would that be a merkin-teal exchange?

Yours truly,

Shecky Whawha

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[HoneyBunny]

I told my hubby about a merkin last night, and he just looked and said "where the hell did you learn that?" and I said "oh look, Lucas won"


You know - LukAss kinda reminds me of merkin....



hb

[TinkerbellAPixie]

You know - LukAss kinda reminds me of merkin....
hb

A Canadian merkin with a voice like molasses.

[Karo]

I like Canadian merkin and pineapple on my pizza.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I like Canadian merkin and pineapple on my pizza.

There are so many ways I could respond to that..... my head is spinning :lol:

[HoneyBunny]

http://img3.photobucket.com/albums/v12/xshadytoastx/friends/sock_monkey.jpg



I have no recollection of how it got there...I SWEAR!

hb

[whawha]

http://img3.photobucket.com/albums/v12/xshadytoastx/friends/sock_monkey.jpg



I have no recollection of how it got there...I SWEAR!

hb

The Sock Monkey sees all!

[zoobabe]

There are so many ways I could respond to that..... my head is spinning :lol:

your 'head spins" like Lukas's song? Traitor!:p

[zoobabe]

The Sock Monkey sees all!

that sock monkey looks like he's high, or drunk or not normal...

[tvaholic]

hb, were out with Sock Monkey? Boy, he gets around! He was just in Canada with DickeyD. What exactly happens when you cross a bunny & a sock monkey???

[HoneyBunny]

hb, were out with Sock Monkey? Boy, he gets around! He was just in Canada with DickeyD. What exactly happens when you cross a bunny & a sock monkey???


I found this in a plain brown envelope slipped under my door this morning...the mystery deepens.

http://www.clubhouseb.net/art/2005sockmonkey49_400.jpg




hb

[tati]

HB, how do you find this stuff? 'net?? u seem to have a cache to a bunch of appropriate bunny and sock monkey material, i'm impressed by your never-ending offerings!

[Madam Pomfrey]

http://img3.photobucket.com/albums/v12/xshadytoastx/friends/sock_monkey.jpg



I have no recollection of how it got there...I SWEAR!

hb



Geez, that monkey looks like Richard Nixon.

[tvaholic]

I found this in a plain brown envelope slipped under my door this morning...the mystery deepens.

http://www.clubhouseb.net/art/2005sockmonkey49_400.jpg




hb

Ooooh, the plot thickens...hey, at least Sock Monkey put on clothes for you. Perhaps he was anticipating some strip poker? Or maybe this picture is from after the game, as I see a nekkid bunny!

[zoobabe]

What exactly happens when you cross a bunny & a sock monkey???

I think you'd get a sock bunny with a voracious sexual appetite. Someone better start knitting some condoms- NOW!:D

[whawha]

hb, were out with Sock Monkey? Boy, he gets around! He was just in Canada with DickeyD.

Sock Money am intercontinental! Mostly incontinental! Me am suave world traveler. Sock Monkey am king!

[whawha]

...is my new favoritest celebrity.

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/jessica_biel_has_a_monster_ton.html

[TinkerbellAPixie]

http://img3.photobucket.com/albums/v12/xshadytoastx/friends/sock_monkey.jpg

I have no recollection of how it got there...I SWEAR!

hb

Does that tat say "Sock Monkey" or "Suck Monkey"? Because where it's placed - it could get very interesting if it's the latter. :w00t:

[angiemarie]

...is my new favoritest celebrity.

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/jessica_biel_has_a_monster_ton.html


:ohmy: Wow, that thing is so huge I'm surprised it doesn't flop out of her mouth everytime she speaks. And it has a kink in it just like a dog's tail, that's really strange.

[HoneyBunny]

Geez, that monkey looks like Richard Nixon.


"I am not a crook...

Am King."





hb

[may1]

What, was Jessica saying hello to Gene Simmons? Speaking in tongue?
Giving someone a tongue lashing?

[zoobabe]

Did anyone (besides me) read about kevin Connelly punching Brandon Davis at a party? I wish someone would Youtube that one!

[whawha]

Did anyone (besides me) read about kevin Connelly punching Brandon Davis at a party? I wish someone would Youtube that one!

That's too good: midget-on-midget crime!

[may1]

That's too good: midget-on-midget crime!

Look at you, about 12" tall? And you are making fun of the midgets?

[whawha]

Look at you, about 12" tall? And you are making fun of the midgets?

I think you're confusing me with the avatar...or do you melt when water is thrown on you?

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Look at you, about 12" tall? And you are making fun of the midgets?

12'' tall or 12'' long?;)

[may1]

I think you're confusing me with the avatar...or do you melt when water is thrown on you?

Depends on who is throwing the water. George Clooney? oh yes, I melt!

[HoneyBunny]

For the second time this month, "Laguna Beach" star Jason Wahler has been arrested. As Perez Hilton first reported, the LAPD arrested Wahler on Friday at 5:30PM for misdemeanor battery and set his bail at $20,000. According to LAPD documents, he was released Saturday afternoon.

The reality show star was busted three weeks ago in New York and charged with one count each of disorderly conduct, possession of a controlled substance, resisting arrest and bribery. According to the court documents, Wahler was obstructing traffic by standing in the street and creating a public disturbance. Officers then attempted to handcuff the 19-year-old, but he resisted. When they performed a search on him, they allegedly found cocaine in his pants pocket. Wahler then allegedly tried to bribe officers into letting him go.

Source: TMZ.com




hb

[chick110]

I think you're confusing me with the avatar...or do you melt when water is thrown on you?

When you posted this, it made sense (somewhat...;)), but now with the new avatar, it doesn't. BTW, I'm having a stupid day, who is your new Avatar? I know I SHOULD know who it is, but see previous sentence...

[angiemarie]

Did anyone (besides me) read about kevin Connelly punching Brandon Davis at a party? I wish someone would Youtube that one!


I would love to punch Brandon Davis in his sweaty, bloated face. But I would be afraid to get Paris Hilton cooties on my hand. And how much coke would be in his sweat?

[HoneyBunny]

I think you're confusing me with the avatar.


So long for now Sock Monkey...
You should have beaten the "Peeping Tom" rap. Too bad they had that picture huh?!

http://static.flickr.com/22/29926952_8177aafe01_o.jpg



hb