Hell's Kitchen 5

[angiemarie]

Let's all have some bloody risotto and beef fucking wellington! The new season of Hell's Kitchen starts tonight.

[here4beer]

I'm fucking watching it right bloody now and it's ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY JUST SHOCKINGLY HORRIBLY. These people must be out of their TINY. FUCKING. MINDS!! I mean COME! ON!!!

lol j/k... Sorry, I had a Ramsay moment.

The people this year actually seem like Top Chef rejects, rather than ANTM/ Real World/ Amazing Race/ Survivor rejects. Most of them actually (GASP) cook for a living this year! It's refreshing. Also- I loved that the lady from Nebraska mousily told GR that she was an etiquette teacher when he put her dish down so rudely. lolololol

[lennonwhore]

What a stupid group of chefs so far. At least the girl waiter knew to get everyone drunk when the food wasn.t coming.

[billybongthornton]

Wonder what makes Lacey think she's a pretty girl? She kinda grosses me out.

[Pegster]

Wonder what makes Lacey think she's a pretty girl? She kinda grosses me out.

I know!! Does she live in a house without mirrors? And I loved that she wanted to quit even before the first service. Loser.

Culinary teacher lady was upset that GR was rude to her. Has she ever SEEN this show before?

[here4beer]

Wonder what makes Lacey think she's a pretty girl? She kinda grosses me out.

I know!! I almost spit my water out when she said she wasn't just another hot girl trying to cook. LOL. Not that she's hideous, but come on. I need some of whatever she's smoking.

[angiemarie]

I love Gordon Ramsay. I want to have his foul-mouthed children.

"Where's my bloody bottle?!?!?!"

"You call this oatmeal, it's stone-effing cold!!!"

[Cherie]

LOL angie!

I don't think Ramsey likes fat people or middle aged women haha. Did you see the look on his face when Shrek walked up? And that poor thing that claims she teaches cooking and manners couldn't tell sugar from salt? I'm surprised he didn't hit her with a pan.

The girl who quit in the middle of everything pissed me off big time. She would be finding a little something special in her shoe in the morning.

Nobody sticks out yet as great but I love Ramsey and his fits!!

[Chrissie]

Lacey is the one who quit because she had never worked on a line before and was clueless and than came back after most if not all the work was done like it was a two minute cig break. I would have "threatened" her too, not that I thought it was an actual threat but she was insisting she was threatened.

I have a ponderment for all of you. Ramsey as a guest judge on Top Chef, I am just trying to imagine it myself.

[JulieM]

I missed this week, but do agree that Miss Manners and Lacey are such losers and were only picked for the show because of being a good punching bag for Gordon.

[janicepink]

Hi!!! I'm new here and I'm so into this show! :infatuated:
The surprising twist in the elimination of the 2nd episode left me with awe but saddened me because I had to watch my favorite, Ji, leave from the competition in Lazy, err I mean Lacey and Colon's stead. Waaa!
However, the selfless act that Ji did, of taking the team's welfare into consideration was very noble which made me admire her more. I hope that they would bring her back to the show this season or the next. She totally deserves to IMO. Go Ji!

[angiemarie]

I just finished watching last week episode, how funny was Jean-Phillipe when he was mocking Lacey? He got her whiny tone down cold!

And seeing Seth "molest" that poor piece of beef was painful. I love when the contestants try to cover up one of their mistakes and Ramsey catches them.

[PottyMouth]

I could watch JP making fun of her over and over and over - it never gets old!

[angiemarie]

What's the only thing funnier than Gordon Ramsey in a sumo fat suit?


Jean-Phillipe in a sumo fat suit!

[Chrissie]

What's the only thing funnier than Gordon Ramsey in a sumo fat suit?


Jean-Phillipe in a sumo fat suit!

Don't you just love Jean-Phillipe !

[chooch850]

Yes, Jean-Phillipe has become the new star of this show!

[chooch850]

Oh lord... these cooks are just awful! They can't cook a thing without fucking it up.

I thought things would get better once Lacey got thrown out but I was wrong. I really can't stand Andrea. She thinks she's this great chef & she sucks ass. Ben's a total idiot & fat Bobby is a cartoon character.

Carol was going even though the blue team lost. They didn't fool me. Next week they should all go to the white & black jackets & be one team.

I'm thinking long-haired Danny is gonna win this one. He's the only one Ramsey hasn't taken in the back room & belittled.

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Speaking of Gordon, I've never seen him froth at the mouth like he has this season.

[Chrissie]

Oh lord... these cooks are just awful! They can't cook a thing without fucking it up.

I thought things would get better once Lacey got thrown out but I was wrong. I really can't stand Andrea. She thinks she's this great chef & she sucks ass. Ben's a total idiot & fat Bobby is a cartoon character.

Carol was going even though the blue team lost. They didn't fool me. Next week they should all go to the white & black jackets & be one team.

I'm thinking long-haired Danny is gonna win this one. He's the only one Ramsey hasn't taken in the back room & belittled.

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Speaking of Gordon, I've never seen him froth at the mouth like he has this season.

did you notice the customer slip when she went storming back to the kitchen with her plate to yell at Ramsey. Do you think she did it just to get airtime?

[Wayne]

I can't believe Andrea is still there, was surprised Giovanni went home, apart from this week he's been strong.

[Channel Dasher]

Sometimes I suspect that they are keeping people for the entertainment value. I agree with Wayne - Andrea has not really had a good dinner service. She has occassionally shown some good cooking when she only has to work with herself - but working with others, forget about it.

I think Paula and Danny will be the final two. Each one has been pretty cool-headed during the dinner services and both have shown some original creativity during the individual cooking tasks. I can't remember Ramsay ever criticizing their individual food and they have a number of "top two" finishes in those individual competitions.

I liked Giovanni - but he seemed tired this week. And remember the "NY Steak House" dinner service? That one he should have nailed and failed to do so. You had to like him lighting up Ramsay this week - that's some good tv.

I also liked JP talking to Andrea out in the hallway. Although I think she should have gone a while back, that showed me why JP is probably a good kitchen manager. Unlike Ramsay, he got his point across without any of the drama - but he GOT his point across nonetheless.

Can't wait for the recap on this one which have been EXCELLENT!

[Wayne]

I agree with you on Paula and Danny being the final 2.

Ive enjoyed the show so far this year, normally i wait for it to be shown over here later in the year, but downloading it this time.

The 4th Season of the UK Hells Kitchen starts next week, so im looking forward to that, especially since its shown every night.

[chooch850]

I think you guys are right about Paula & Danny. The rest are Stooges!

I felt for Bobby when he burnt his hand. It's awful trying to cook around hot things when you have a burn. It makes it sooooo intense!

Loved Ramsey & what's his name's fight.

[Wayne]

So Andrea survives again, but only by luck.

Ben is another one, he certainly isn't as good as he thinks he is.

Felt sorry for Robert, i liked him, didn't think he was good enough to win though, but his health is more important.

[chooch850]

Wow, that was really something with Bobby. I missed him in the kitchen after he turned in his jacket.

I hate even looking at that bug-eyed Andrea. She is just worthless. I can't understand how she made it this far.

Ben just drives me crazy. He thinks he's soooo talented & he always fucks up. What a piss poor group this season.