BB11 Week 7 Live Feed Updates (SPOILERS) [Archive]

Shelley

08-20-2009, 06:24 PM

Jeff is just too good-hearted and credulous, and Jordan is too. Natalie might succeed in talking them into some really foolish actions--like keeping her and Kevin instead of the ones who've been working with J and J. Nat worries me a lot. I wish they'd got rid of her tonight instead of bat-st Crazy Lydia.

thats kind of what i was telling my mom earlier...natalie is much more of a game player than lydia...she will do her very best to turn all of them against each other! she's been doing it since week 1! she was always encouraging ronnie, instigating things, and running her mouth to everyone trying to get shit started...ugh.

at least with lydia, what you see is what you get...she isn't smart enough to make any moves...

chooch850

08-20-2009, 06:25 PM

There was gold cans in with all the other cans. The HG's thought that they would be some big prize if they got it in the tube. Jordan is saying that she hasn't won anything as far as a prize yet & neither has Michele. I think the gold cans determined who was a have or a have not.

Michele would like some sort of make-over or to get some dye to dye her hair.

Jordan says she guessed on two of the veto questions. Michele says she changed her 60 to a 50 on the chalkboard & Jordan says she changed her 50 to a 60... how's that for close!!

Jeff is in the DR now & everyone is just chatting randomly.

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These four are not safe!

Kevin says it's amazing how much money this show must make & how stingy they are!... and we get trivia on that note.

Shelley

08-20-2009, 06:26 PM

we should all be ashamed of ourselves...treating jeff like a piece of meat...

oh well! ont our fault he's so fine and went on tv for all to see and enjoy :)

doc5467

08-20-2009, 06:28 PM

whatever happens from now on out, I for one am just so so happy that so many people are cheering for the most decent, nicest guy of the entire household, instead of yet another rotten but "intersting" candidate as in some other seasons. Love it!! Jeff, you gotta win it all, man!!

Shelley

08-20-2009, 06:28 PM

they would be so stupid to let nat or kevin stay in with them...think of the jury house! they need to get that entire crazy alliance all in the jury house together! that way its j/j/r/m in the final 4 and the jury hates them all!

doc- i agree!!

what were your thoughts on dan last season? i thought he was good and decent, etc.

doc5467

08-20-2009, 06:33 PM

He was, you're right, Shelley. Good point. I guess I'm still shuddering from all the cheering for the Dick family. Even so, I think I'd vote for our Jeff over Dan but Dan was all right.

And you are exactly right in your analysis of the F4 and the jury. cross all your fingers!!

chooch850

08-20-2009, 06:40 PM

Kevin & Nat are in the red room thinking of what will happen next. They are still trying to figure out the double eviction. I don't know if Nat thinks it's still a possiblity but Kevin reminds her, these are special circumstances. They discuss continuing with the lie & re-enforcing the fact that Michele & Russell aren't trustworthy & that Nat & Kevin are & would make a better final 4.

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Planning their next lie.

Shelley

08-20-2009, 06:41 PM

i've even got my toes crossed!!

yeah the donato thing was a nightmare!! as was season 9 (which i quit watching after that couple had sex in the bathroom like the first night).

chooch850

08-20-2009, 06:45 PM

All four feeds are on Nat & Kevin & I'm bored with them. Nat is crunching candy & whispering & it's getting on my nerves. I will be back later. I want to go watch Project Runway. Sorry guys!

doc5467

08-20-2009, 06:45 PM

oh, I forgot that one, Shelley! I kept watching but I think I gagged a little several times!

Shelley

08-20-2009, 06:48 PM

that will teach them to do a winter season! ugh

night all! sweet (shirtless) jeff dreams :)

Stealtheye

08-20-2009, 07:16 PM

God, I hope Jeff is smart enough to get Nat out. She is the most dangerous player to Jeff at this point. I just hope he realizes that fact.

It was a GREAT show! I just got to watch it. I really, really wanted to see it live.

Thanks for all the updates, everyone.

cattyfan

08-20-2009, 07:52 PM

I want to see four people in the finals I can cheer for.

That means I would really like to see Natalie and Kevin evicted next...in that order.

RTVfan

08-20-2009, 08:10 PM

Just finished watching and ran here to see the outcome. WOOHOO Jeff!!! I thought for sure it was going to be Kevin or Russell. Thanks to all you guys here posting so I didn't have to wait until tomorrow. GO JEFF!

TaniaNicole

08-20-2009, 08:40 PM

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Oh that hair!!!

lol

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Pocahontas needs to schmooze Capt. Jeff.

LMAO!

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Jordan didn't know who "Aunt Flo" was.

ROFLMGDAO!!!!!! :lol:

TaniaNicole

08-20-2009, 08:45 PM

God, I hope Jeff is smart enough to get Nat out. She is the most dangerous player to Jeff at this point. I just hope he realizes that fact.

I COMPLETELY agree, Stealth! :thumbup1:

I want to see four people in the finals I can cheer for.

That means I would really like to see Natalie and Kevin evicted next...in that order.

I COMPLETELY agree with you too, here, cattyfan! :thumbup:

I haven't even watched the show yet, haha, I just wanted to know who won POV and HOH before I watched it so I didn't have to be all nervous and shit watching it. hehe.

MelBell

08-20-2009, 09:43 PM

I haven't even watched the show yet, haha, I just wanted to know who won POV and HOH before I watched it so I didn't have to be all nervous and shit watching it. hehe.

I do the same thing every week. I am usually working and if I'm not I live in AZ and the show isn't on until 7 or 8 depending on the night. If I didn't have this site to come to and find out what's happened I'd probably have an ulcer...I have no idea why I get soooo nervous watching TV and especially when I have no control over the outcome.

But I did just watch tonights episode and I think this was mentioned already, but when Kevin voted for Natalie I thought he did it so he can say "oh, I voted for Lydia it was probably Russell who voted for Natalie." Hopefully, though, he'll just say she was my friend and I promised to never vote her out?

I was thinking last night if Lydia wanted any chance to stay she should have gone to Jeff & Jordan and told them about the like they all came up with and that they are being played...I think she'd been safe for another week. But who knows, she didn't think that way about trying to stay in the game like Natalie and they may have not even believed her. Anyway, too late now...she's gone!

They just need to realize who all is on the jury and hopefully they'll figure out that if Kevin or Natalie get to the F2 they will win it all. I have to say Natalie is so much nicer with Jessie & Chima out of the house.

Last thought for the night...I'm just happy Jeff won. :clap: I hope he doesn't freak out, but I'm sure he will because he already kind of did when Jordan was HOH and as Russell has pointed out being HOH gets to your head. I really want the Final 4 to be J/J/R/M.

giffordsaz

08-20-2009, 09:44 PM

Freak! I am happy but I just came home from a high school football scrimmage and BB did not tape! I will watch it on CBS tomorrow... crappy! TheHubby came home and saw the end and that it wasn't taping.. and the machine wouldn't tape.....but the DIVO was not full.. so who knows. I Have PR so I am happy,, and I hope it has the extended version of the atlanta nightmare. B-side had a Bravotv preview of Kims' new nanny who eneded up telling Kim's girls they were going to helll!! the look on her face! hahahaha

I love Jeff.. I want to trade in for him.
I have a 48 y/o hubby --- or a four slice toaster!

omg you have no clue where we have gone. Jordan is asking every single question of Kevin about oral and anal and everything else in the world. We have gone into 69 and omg I cannot even repeat what they are talking about. May I suggest Mortystv.com for your listening pleasure.

The only thing I will tell you is Jordan gave her prefeered position for 69 and she said I lay down.... and she places her hands in the air.. like holding a guys hips over her face... and she says "And Jeff is right there...."

And she stopped and repeated it.. and laughed and said Jeff is right here: again..... Jeff is outdside by the way.

Natlie playing the YOUNG MIND.. asks what 69 is.....

oh my.. This has gone on for 15 minutes and I am not repeating it. Just imagine any question that could be asked and that what is being said.. can't do it. sorry.

Russ just came outside. and cracks a really funny joke and ... so funny. sorry.. can't repeat that. Jordan was 18.. Russ was 14... Jeff was 17. Michelle never had a cherry.... Oppps! can't repeat that..... ! that either....

where is Chooch whan I need her?

Slumrville

08-21-2009, 04:59 AM

The only thing I will tell you is Jordan gave her prefeered position for 69 and she said I lay down.... and she places her hands in the air.. like holding a guys hips over her face... and she says "And Jeff is right there...."

Funny. That's my favorite 69 position too! Me laying down with Jeff right above me.........

Can someone help me out with a link to a video or transcript of this conversation? It sounds HILARIOUS!!!

Jashba

08-21-2009, 05:00 AM

I think Jeff is going to put up Nat and Kev and then backdoor Russell - I would love to see him send Nat packing, but he could have done that last night and didn't.

Barbie071979

08-21-2009, 05:29 AM

I love, love, love Jeff but I really wish Russ or Michelle would of won HOH. It's strange to say but I feel that they are more loyal to the final 4 deal than Jeff and Jordan. I think they would of focused on getting Kevin and Natalie out, then it would of been a free for all. So honestly, I wasn't that excited when Jeff won HOH.

I hope Jeff starts thinking about that jury house and what keeping Natalie will mean. I was so pissed when Lydia went home last night. It should of been Natalie!! Now the Fantastic 4 are in deep doo doo. Jeff is really going to kick himself when he sees the tapes from the outside.

Shelley

08-21-2009, 05:48 AM

Funny. That's my favorite 69 position too! Me laying down with Jeff right above me.........

Can someone help me out with a link to a video or transcript of this conversation? It sounds HILARIOUS!!!

that was the most perfect response EVER :)

I hope jeff and jordon get married and have dumb little babies with super strange combo accents...

Barbie- i'm still excited, but for the same reasons you posted, i'm nervous. I was def. rooting for Michele to win the veto, bc i was so afraid jordon was going to mess up and use it!

shantigal

08-21-2009, 05:49 AM

Agreed Barbie - just like when Jeff said to Jordan "Kevin wouldn't lie, would he"? No, hon, no one lies in BB house.

Did Jeff really buy that, or is he just so cool he knows it was bullshit and is playing Kevin?

I love Jeff.. I want to trade in for him.
I have a 48 y/o hubby --- or a four slice toaster!

I'll trade you my Bruce Almighty for the toaster.

kwilli

08-21-2009, 06:09 AM

I suggest we all send a collective thought wave to Jeff at 12:00 NOON telling him to: EVICT NATALIE!!!! EVICT NATALIE!!!!

plockeness monster

08-21-2009, 07:00 AM

i think russel should've admitted to voting to keep jessie..shows loyalty and honesty...now jeff doesn't trust him because he knows hes lying

kevin should own up to keeping his best friend lydia to show the same characteristics...and not make russells mistake

Might be late on this, but I am pretty sure that Russ admitted to Jeffy Poo that he voted for Mr. Pecktacular.

we should all be ashamed of ourselves...treating jeff like a piece of meat...

oh well! ont our fault he's so fine and went on tv for all to see and enjoy :)

I think Jeffy Poo would like his hotness, piece of meat status on the tvgasm forum!!!!

Shelley

08-21-2009, 07:13 AM

Might be late on this, but I am pretty sure that Russ admitted to Jeffy Poo that he voted for Mr. Pecktacular.

my bad, i must've missed that...but still...he should've been up front from the very second jessie left.

thanks plocky!

I think Jeffy Poo would like his hotness, piece of meat status on the tvgasm forum!!!!

we should def have shirts made.

like "jeff say relax"

tee24

08-21-2009, 07:19 AM

They made a mistake keeping Nat over Lydia. Nat has votes, Lydia has only Kevins. If they don't get Nat out this week they are in trouble. Now is not the time to backdoor Russ and leave an opening for Nat.

plockeness monster

08-21-2009, 07:29 AM

I agree Tee. They should've voted out Nappy last night. She's heinous.

I want to see Jeffy's HOH pics. Hasn't he won HOH before?

we should def have shirts made.

like "jeff say relax"

I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

giffordsaz

08-21-2009, 07:45 AM

I'll trade you my Bruce Almighty for the toaster.
NO! i really like my toaster.. is would be a sacrafice for Jeff.

I want to see Jeffy's HOH pics. Hasn't he won HOH before?
No, he hasn't. One of his pictures, shich appears to be college graduation was heavy on the eye brows. He must manscape at this point in time.

I see everyone asleep in the hoh.. as HOH Jeff is sleeping on the side of the bed jordan did last week. I wonder if this is a rule.. HOH has right side of bed..... And you tell me.. even if you were Jordan and on camera.. 11 days slepping next to jeff.. how would you control yourself?

RTVfan

08-21-2009, 07:55 AM

At the risk of sounding sappy I really think J & J are a sweet couple. They're not being skanky like previous showmances. Maybe this is a real deal? I would love to see a reunion show when it's all over to see if they pursued a relationship after the show.

giffordsaz

08-21-2009, 08:04 AM

I agree with the J&J cutness and respect they are restraining themsolves.. I was really asking some of our more aggressive peeps how they could handle it. These are the same blankets all HOH use.. lets hope BB cleans them.

For Chooch.. and anyone else. This is safe for work but not for the ick factor.. except for Chooch.. who will have the yum factor.
http://oddandstupid.com/BB11/Lydia_Tavera/bb11_jessie_and_lydia_hand_job_tent.htm

Memories to keep you busy while we wait for them to wake up.
http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/big_brother_10/2008_Jul_30_jerry_renny_montage

Jashba

08-21-2009, 08:05 AM

I wonder if ANY of the showmances have ever continued in the real world.......

chooch850

08-21-2009, 08:25 AM

Jeff's HOH room reveal.

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Looking at all the pictures. Everyone thinks Jeff looked bigger in his pictures & like his haircut now. Pictures of him as a baby & a picture of his dad. One of him & Nemo, his BFF.

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Crayon picture from his little niece Marley, by the bed.

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Jordan loving the fact that he got her cookie dough & gave her his man deodorant. He prefers the woman's deodorant & Kevin agrees.

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Letter from home is written by mom & is short & sweet, saying they cheer for him just like they did when he played sports.

Jeff got his fishing hat, his grandma's scarf (both grandma's died in Dec. at ages 92 & 93), his confirmation cross & holy water. Jordan & Russell wanted to know what he does with that, drink it or sprinkle it? He says you use it to bless yourself when you pray & thinks people will think he's angelic after this. His CD is Bob Marley (isn't he the "Don't worry, be happy" dude?). Let's see, what else, Dolce & Gabbana cologne, cheese spread, AXE products, stuff to make 'smores & some sort of pink vodka mixer.

His friend Nemo had a baby on Aug. 12th & Jeff is so happy for him, saying he's probably freaked!

He wants everyone to share his wine & toast to the Final Six. Natalie says she'll join them because BB doesn't say anything when she drinks.

flyngdtchmn

08-21-2009, 08:37 AM

His CD is Bob Marley (isn't he the "Don't worry, be happy" dude?).

Nope. Bobby McFerrin did Don't Worry, Be Happy.
Bob Marley did I Shot The Sheriff, Exodus, Stir It Up, Buffalo Soldier, etc.

giffordsaz

08-21-2009, 08:38 AM

Okay I found some stuff about the convo last night at Jokers update.. it began with people talking aobut getting flashed by Jordan's boobs, everyone has seen them, it was the first boobies Kevin had ever felt up. Jeff has seen one on accident because it popped out of her dress... I will continue the convo here.. in color so you know I an using copy and it is not my own work... Jokersupdate.com, buried in yesterdays archives.
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Since Jordan was talking about who the girls she showed her boobs to, and to Jeff, Kevin wants to see Jeff's
Jordan: You mean his pee pee? Oh lord? she giggles.
Kevin: Yeah, Jeff can you show us some puppetry of the penis.
Jeff: Of my good stuff? Like a wrist watch?
Everyone laughs.
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Lots of talk about who has or hasn't seen Jordan's boobs - who saw one, who felt them.
Annnnnnnnd, now let's talk about vaginas. Who thinks they're ugly? Jordan says it's embarrassing being naked. Michele says she likes va-jay. Jeff says Women's bodies are amazing naked, naked dudes are gross. Kevin says he likes men's bodies.
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Jordan now questioning Kevin about gay sex. Nat also interested.(very open and graphic)
pain? lubricant? why? how do you poop after? rough? stretch?
Jordan tells of her girl friends sayig it hurts like stabbing.
Kevin agrees and says they have a jar of lube "this big".
Kevin likes messy rough sex with a man and doesn't think sex with a woman would be satisfying. Natalie repeatedly pushes him to have sex with a woman.
Sex talk, Jordan wanting to know how Kevin gets satifaction doing it that way.
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Im like this and Jeff lays the other way.
Everyone laughs. Then she continues, The comment is made again is like Jeff!!
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Russ joins the conversation after DR with no problems. NT

giffordsaz

08-21-2009, 08:41 AM

I wonder if ANY of the showmances have ever continued in the real world.......
UMmmm. Yeah, like totally.. the year later review shows
Jessie is still totally commited and in love with himself.

And if you wondered where these two might have ended up..
check out #5 and #11 on the team rooster.
http://www.myspace.com/phoenixscorch

PottyMouth

08-21-2009, 08:43 AM

UMmmm. Yeah, like totally.. the year later review shows
Jessie is still totally commited and in love with himself.

LMFAO. The people sitting near me all just turned to look as I almost choked.

chooch850

08-21-2009, 08:52 AM

The SEX Talk.

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While talking about boobies, Jordan needs to check her's out.

Jordan started this conversation by discussing who all has seen hers in the house. Her boobies are the first girl boobies Kevin has ever seen. When asked if Jeff has seen them she says no, but then a slip-out one time. Braden saw one fall out & said "that's a baby screaming for it's mama's milk!" They talk about how big Laura's were & that hers were real, but she had small implants put in because they were starting to sag from the weight of them.

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Kevin flirting with Jeff, asks if he'll do a puppet show with his "pee-pee" as Jordan calls it.

Natalie & Kevin asks if he'll answer questions about gay sex. He's open to any questions & he's very detailed in his answers, discussing anal & oral sex. The girls ask him if it hurts up the butt & he says you always need lube & it's a slow process or it hurts like hell. This brings on questions of oral sex & kevin says that he & his partner love to "69". Natalie doesn't know what that is.

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Jordan describes "69" by using her & Jeff as a reference. Her being on the bottom & he's on top.

Jordan says that she doesn't like to do that because she doesn't want her butt in someone's face. She doesn't like being on the bottom because the guy forces it down her throat & chokes her & she can't concentrate. Kevin explains that they do it side by side & then that doen't happen. Natalie is amazed. Jordan starts to brag that she's good at giving head, but realizes she's on live feeds & decides it's not something she should talk about. She says she was a virgin till 18 & then did it with the guy she thought she would spend the rest of her life with. He cheated on her a year later. She only had sex once.

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Natalie is blown away by all the things she's hearing. She keeps telling Kevin he needs to just try it with a girl once before he's an old man. He says that he's just curious to see what a vagina feels like, nothing more.

TinkerbellAPixie

08-21-2009, 08:54 AM

I was thinking last night if Lydia wanted any chance to stay she should have gone to Jeff & Jordan and told them about the like they all came up with and that they are being played...I think she'd been safe for another week. But who knows, she didn't think that way about trying to stay in the game like Natalie and they may have not even believed her. Anyway, too late now...she's gone!

Sometimes I scream at my tv trying to tell these people to think strategically. When Natalie gave her last ditch speech and said "I'm alone, I have no alliances" that's when Lydia should have made her last hail mary pass and said "Actually, Natalie is aligned with Kevin and myself, so at least with me you know you aren't getting a little conniving liar"

Slumrville

08-21-2009, 08:54 AM

Re: the sex conversation... I WANNA SEE JEFF'S PEE PEE TOO!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Thanks, Gif!

Shelley

08-21-2009, 09:08 AM

LOL just reading those posts make me blush!! Jordon's parents will hopefully avert their ears for that convo!

How FREAKING cute is it that Jeff's niece drew him a picture...that guy is close to perfect...

chooch850

08-21-2009, 09:11 AM

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Michele says when she did it for the first time, she didn't bleed, so she must not have had a cherry. The guy she did it with called her a slut because of it. She doesn't remember what she did with it!

Kevin wants to know what a vagina looks like. "Aren't they red?" Michele says they're only red if somethings wrong with them. They are usually pink. She thinks they are beautiful but Jordan thinks they are gross to look at. Jeff doesn't care to look at naked men. He thinks they're gross to look at especially when they bend over & all their junk is hangin' down. Kevin thinks men naked are beautiful, especially their butts. Jordan says that men have small butts.

Jordan talks about her first time & how she bled all over the sheets. Kevin asks how long it lasted & she says that it couldn't have been too long & all she could remember was that it hurt like hell & it was like "OMG.. i'm really having sex & this is what it feels like!"

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Jeff hasn't said too much & has just been listening to most of this. When Russell comes out & hears Jordan talking about the first time, he remembers his lasting 10 seconds, which cracks Jeff up because he can relate to that!

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Russell confesses that he was 14 years old when he did it the first time.

plockeness monster

08-21-2009, 09:14 AM

I wonder if ANY of the showmances have ever continued in the real world.......

I was wondering that about Ollie and whats her face.

Jeff's HOH room reveal.

Jeff got his fishing hat, his grandma's scarf (both grandma's died in Dec. at ages 92 & 93), his confirmation cross & holy water. Jordan & Russell wanted to know what he does with that, drink it or sprinkle it? He says you use it to bless yourself when you pray & thinks people will think he's angelic after this. His CD is Bob Marley (isn't he the "Don't worry, be happy" dude?). Let's see, what else, Dolce & Gabbana cologne, cheese spread, AXE products, stuff to make 'smores & some sort of pink vodka mixer.

His friend Nemo had a baby on Aug. 12th & Jeff is so happy for him, saying he's probably freaked!

He wants everyone to share his wine & toast to the Final Six. Natalie says she'll join them because BB doesn't say anything when she drinks.

No, the "Don't Worry, be happy" dude isn't Mr. Marley. It's Bobby McFerrin. LOL

rao611

08-21-2009, 09:23 AM

I was wondering that about Ollie and whats her face.

Hi all - I've never posted, but ALWAYS read and this, to me, is the best season of BB that I've watched. Ollie was hooking up with April, right?

Anyway - thank you for the detailed feedcaps! I was stuck to my computer last night for an hour after the live show ended - I'm on the East Coast.

plockeness monster

08-21-2009, 09:25 AM

Hi all - I've never posted, but ALWAYS read and this, to me, is the best season of BB that I've watched. Ollie was hooking up with April, right?

Anyway - thank you for the detailed feedcaps! I was stuck to my computer last night for an hour after the live show ended - I'm on the East Coast.

OH YEAH! April was her name. THANKS!:thumbup:

giffordsaz

08-21-2009, 09:33 AM

She only had sex once.

She later corrected this to ay.. once meaning one man.. for two years we did it many times. this is Jordan we are talking aobut friends

I was wondering that about Ollie and whats her face.

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/big-brother/big-brother-april-and-ollie-st-25050.aspx

rao611

08-21-2009, 09:47 AM

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/big-brother/big-brother-april-and-ollie-st-25050.aspx

I just saw this article, too. I wish they had something more recent! They should do a "Where are they now..." show for our favorite past BB houseguests.

And this might be a silly question, but where can I find out where Julie Chen gets her maternity wardrobe? Not so much for the green ensemble she had on last night, but I loved that Black and White polka dot dress she wore a couple weeks ago! :blush:

chooch850

08-21-2009, 09:47 AM

Synopsis of all the strategizing for the night. Here is where we stand as of bedtime.

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Russell & Michele are going to keep their heads down & not start any waves. Be sure they are NOT heard when they talk. Michele is not going to drink so she doesn't have diarrhea of the mouth. they are going to focus on winning comps & sticking to the Final Four plan.

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Natalie & Kevin are going to try and convince Jeff that they are trustworthy & loyal without being up his butt. Natalie will continue to cast doubt about Michele & Russell while playing pool with Jeff. They will try to convince him that they are the better choice for Final Four.

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Jeff & Jordan, after much back & forth, are sticking with putting up Kevin & Natalie in the nomination ceremony today with the possiblity of backdooring Russell if one of them wins the VETO, telling him he's just a pawn.

plockeness monster

08-21-2009, 10:03 AM

Thanks for Ollie/April update Gifforoni!

chooch850

08-21-2009, 10:11 AM

I'm getting jealous of all this Giff love going around.

giffordsaz

08-21-2009, 10:15 AM

I
but I loved that Black and White polka dot dress she wore a couple weeks ago! :blush:

she borrowed it from Minnie Mouse.

I'm getting jealous of all this Giff love going around.
kissy kissy lick lick.:tonguewag: :tonguewag: . don't hate the playa hate the game!

rao611

08-21-2009, 10:18 AM

she borrowed it from Minnie Mouse.

It certainly looked that way - but its still cute!

Jashba

08-21-2009, 10:19 AM

Love you Chooch!

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/big-brother/big-brother-april-and-ollie-st-25050.aspx

I totally forgot about April and Ollie - but the worst part of that article is that it claims that Jen and Nick are a couple - EWWW

giffordsaz

08-21-2009, 10:21 AM

Pick your fav Jeff one-liner and/or add your own

‘What’s the square root of shut the F up, Ronnie?’

‘He has the personality of an orange road cone’ (re: Jessie)

'Dude, I had some chocolate milk before I went I went to sleep and I feel like a cat shat in my mouth'

‘I just ate an ant if it makes you feel any better’

‘Why doesn’t he fake cry to me? I wanna get brainwashed.’ (re: Ronnie)

'When I first came in here...I was like I'll never stab someone in the back - Now after being in this house...I'll cut their parent's throat!'

“Don’t fart in the fort.” (In response to Jordan saying she was gassy)

'I need to take a pee, but I am afraid a piranha is going to jump out of the toilet and bite my *ick'

the above from CBS..so funny

I totally forgot about April and Ollie - but the worst part of that article is that it claims that Jen and Nick are a couple - EWWW
Yep, and this makes me think the 4 of them hang out here for part of the time.. ewwww. but this is after the last superboel.

check out #5 and #11 on the team rooster.
http://www.myspace.com/phoenixscorch

rao611

08-21-2009, 10:28 AM

Pick your fav Jeff one-liner and/or add your own

'When I first came in here...I was like I'll never stab someone in the back - Now after being in this house...I'll cut their parent's throat!'

Definetly my favorite...I also like when he stood up to use the CTD and said, "Welcome to the party!"

Slumrville

08-21-2009, 10:35 AM

‘Why doesn’t he fake cry to me? I wanna get brainwashed.’ (re: Ronnie)

That's my favorite one on the list! What about when the girls were sitting for shiva for Jessie, and he says, "It's like he got run over by a Mack Truck!"

I just wanna string up Jeff's pearls (of wisdom!) and wear them around my neck.....

giffordsaz

08-21-2009, 10:35 AM

Me too! I am surprised that line missed the list!

In BB house right now.. Boy they got up late.. Ratalie just coming out of the toilet room and Kevin taking a shower..
I have decided watching him shower is like watching yer grandma shower. Jeff just told Natalie he stayed up until 4:30 talking to Jordan. that would be 7:30 this morning for you east coasters... These HG's are going to be sleeping this afternoon after the nomination ceremony for sure.

Natalie came outside ad told kevin
"what is their problem? I just don't understand their shit... "
I think she is talking about BB waking them up,.
I have an idea!
GO TO BED EARLIER STINKY!!

OUTDOOR lock down is about to happen.. so they can bring in the house the food the have nots will get to eat... any guesses?

plockeness monster

08-21-2009, 10:55 AM

Fav. Jeff line...
"Take it easy there, Mrs. Roper, you look real classy."

I died laughing when he said that!!! DIED!!!

here4beer

08-21-2009, 10:59 AM

Fav. Jeff line...
"Take it easy there, Mrs. Roper, you look real classy."

I died laughing when he said that!!! DIED!!!

I can't believe THAT one didn't make the list... I died laughing off that one, too.

It certainly looked that way - but its still cute!

hey rao- The Chen writes a blog on EW.com, and she often answers questions over there, too. I would post it there and I'm sure you'll get an answer. :) And welcome to the forum!

Jashba

08-21-2009, 11:11 AM

giffordsaz

08-21-2009, 11:12 AM

Ross with Lydiot-18 minutes
http://www.theinsider.com/obsessions/Inside_Dish_with_Ross_Mathews
An imprompto Ross talk with producer about Chima....12 minutes
or as he states! Chima has hit the fan--minute 9:53 is priceless and then they show a message to themself if they won the million.. lollollol
http://www.theinsider.com/obsessions/Inside_Dish_with_Ross_Mathews/videos/2743661_BB_Chit_Chat_The_Chima_Special

rao611

08-21-2009, 11:18 AM

hey rao- The Chen writes a blog on EW.com, and she often answers questions over there, too. I would post it there and I'm sure you'll get an answer. :) And welcome to the forum![/QUOTE]

Thank you!!!!:)

Slumrville

08-21-2009, 11:31 AM

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/big_brother/photos/photos.php?v=36145&offset=0&s=0&p=1

This is the first pic in Jordan's HOH photos - I had to refrain myself from licking my monitor - Jeff has never been hotter!!!!

(Sorry I had to post a link, I'm not as wise as Chooch and didn't know who to directly post the picture :) )

That is such a sweet picture!!! Jeff just keeps getting more and more attractive to me. The smile, the eyes, the witty one-liners, the incredible muscles, the accent......

I just short circuited the fantasy part of my brain... excuse me while I reboot....

suckitbitches

08-21-2009, 11:31 AM

One of my favorite Jeffisms: "he can turn water into wine, that guy" (talking about Jesse).

plockeness monster

08-21-2009, 11:34 AM

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/big_brother/photos/photos.php?v=36145&offset=0&s=0&p=1

This is the first pic in Jordan's HOH photos - I had to refrain myself from licking my monitor - Jeff has never been hotter!!!!

(Sorry I had to post a link, I'm not as wise as Chooch and didn't know who to directly post the picture :) )

LOVE the pics! Everyone looks better in the pics than on t.v. (except the always handsome Jeffy Poo)

They all look like they are having fun...As you can tell from the pics, Nappy still has no personality! Can't she even make a funny face or something? Throw us a bone Nappy!!!

From Jokers:
11:41 AM As Jor leaves HoH u can hear Jeff do a #2 NT

This is why I cound never be on BB. I get self-conscious when people hear me pee!!! :blushing:

giffordsaz

08-21-2009, 11:48 AM

I see churros in the house and Kevin seems to be eating
Apple Jacks.. I thought Kevin was a have not!

so that means churros and chitlins.. right?

Shelley

08-21-2009, 12:02 PM

That is such a sweet picture!!! Jeff just keeps getting more and more attractive to me. The smile, the eyes, the witty one-liners, the incredible muscles, the accent......

I just short circuited the fantasy part of my brain... excuse me while I reboot....

i feel the same way slurm! like every show and every post i keep liking him more and more!! and i didn't even realize how many amazing one liners he has!!

i think the mrs. roper one is definitley a great one...and the mack truck. and of course i like the Relax! and "geddoutta heah"

RTVfan

08-21-2009, 12:12 PM

I bet Russell went into the house thinking he was going to be the studly sexy one. Jeff is the whole package: sexy, great looking, great body, sense of humor, witty personality, respectful...I could go on and on. Soooo jealous of Jordan!

doc5467

08-21-2009, 12:16 PM

chooch850

08-21-2009, 12:17 PM

The New Final Four!

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/BB11%20wk7/jord6.jpg
Jordan telling a story about her fake ID days & where & how she got hers made.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/BB11%20wk7/nat3.jpg
Natalie listening & when asked, says hers looks real & it's an official AZ license except the birthday is changed. She uses it in Vegas.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/BB11%20wk7/jeff9.jpg
Jeff asking if she ever gets carded or questioned & she says no.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/BB11%20wk7/kev3.jpg
Kevin keeps track of the conversation. Project "Trustworthy" is a go.

doc5467

08-21-2009, 12:19 PM

WHAT!!!??? Nooooooo! what happened and what's Project Trustworthy?

chooch850

08-21-2009, 12:21 PM

doc5467

08-21-2009, 12:24 PM

chooch850

08-21-2009, 12:24 PM

WHAT!!!??? Nooooooo! what happened and what's Project Trustworthy?

Wow! I got your attention with that one! If you had read my earlier posts, you would know that Kevin & Natalie are trying to convince Jeff & Jordan that they are trustworthy & worth keeping for the Final Four. That is their plan, to make Russell & Michele to look like backstabbers & not to believe a word that comes out of their mouths. They plan on Shmoozing Jeff today, in hopes of not being put up.

doc5467

08-21-2009, 12:29 PM

yes, I'm aware of all that. I thought you meant something new had happened to advance that scheme, and J/J had definitely taken Nat and Kevin to their collective bosoms. I've said several times I feared exactly that.

chooch850

08-21-2009, 12:47 PM

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/BB11%20wk7/russ2.jpg
Russell wondering what the hell is going on.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/BB11%20wk7/nat4.jpg
Nat screaming "Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!" & falling out of her loungechair as Kevin arms himself with a badmitten racket!

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/BB11%20wk7/jord7.jpg
Jordan cracks up laughing at Nat's screaming!

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/BB11%20wk7/by3.jpg
Nat is all shook up over the bug that attacked her! "This is why I don't come outside!" Kevin cracks up now!

noody

08-21-2009, 12:51 PM

I must admit I'm a Jeff-gusher too...and I'm really pulling for Russell to make the F4....but I come here for the great pics with the spoilers and without that, you force me to go to Mortys to see whats going on! Thanks for the great pics, Chooch...I know how hard you work on those to keep us informed and the pics are something Mortys rarely includes

doc5467

08-21-2009, 12:54 PM

yes, the pics are great! and so are so many commentaries as you keep us up to date. love your dedication!

keepingheather

08-21-2009, 12:58 PM

I love the one-liners Jeff comes up with. Thanks to all for providing so many here. There's just something about a young jock-type handsome guy who can also show a real wit and ability to play with words. Pretty classy, I'd say. Women surely like that kind of guy more than the mindless body and looks of a Jesse, right ladies?

IMO, I think Jesse was way to muscular.. there was nothing to cuddle with! Jeff has the perfect amount of muscles.. and everything else :) haha

chooch850

08-21-2009, 01:12 PM

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/BB11%20wk7/by4.jpg

Jeff is talking to Nat & Kevin right now in the BY. They are talking about putting up Russell. Jeff says if I put up Russell & he wins VETO then one of them would have to go up & one of them would go home. Kevin says that they have proven with their gameplay to be truthful & loyal & not made deals thru the whole game for final 2. Jeff says it's the best plan... to put both of themup with the plan to backdoor Russell. He says not let Michele know any of this. Jeff says that Russell has made a deal with Michele for final 2 & now he hears nothing of what is going on. Nat suggests he puts up those two & if one of them wins VETO, then one of them (Nat or Kevin) would go up & one of them (Mich or Russ) will go home.

Jordan is inside distracting Michele & Russell.

Natalie is trying convince Jeff that Russell should go up now. Kevin says he trusts his decisson. He says he wants to trust them but they may still be resentful for Jessie & Lydia. He is confident that one of them will win the VETO & Russell will go up. In a sense, he is trusting them to step up & win the veto & know that one of them will win it & the plan will go thru. They tell him that they aprreciate the "heads up" that they are going on the block & it won't be a surprise.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/BB11%20wk7/by5.jpg

Kevin is doubting Jeff's intentions. He thinks that one of them is going home. Natalie says that she is trusting Jeff & that this is the only opportunity for Jeff to get rid of Russell. Kevin says what would motivate him to try & win the VETO. Russell would ask why he tried so hard. Nat says he would say it was to protect his nominations. Kevin agrees with that but thinks that Jeff is looking at the final 2 not the final 4 scenario. Natalie doesn't agree that Jeff is thinking that far ahead, but Jeff is trusting that Michele & Jordan will use the VETO if they win it.

doc5467

08-21-2009, 01:25 PM

scary. Why Jeff trusts them to this degree is just strange. Is he that naive?? He saw and heard the vile things Nat has said and done--does he think she's suddenly had an ephiphany of goodness?? Think, man!! This is not good.

chooch850

08-21-2009, 01:28 PM

Some backyard pictures I took just before the meeting of the minds.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/BB11%20wk7/russ3.jpg
Russell looking for his meatballs.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/BB11%20wk7/mich3.jpg
This year's FLOATER!

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/BB11%20wk7/mich4.jpg
She IS getting skinny.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/BB11%20wk7/jeff10.jpg
I'm an enabler... feeding you guys' addiction to Jeff!

chooch850

08-21-2009, 01:46 PM

I'm done for now. They just called Jeff to the diary room. Russell says it's to give him instructions on just how to hold his nominations ceremony & to get him ready to film his "keys in the box" scenes. Jeff want to know if they will give him time to change clothes & Russell says "sure they will".

Kevin & Natalie are talking about the upcoming comp. Natalie says it will either be pictures or eating, but most likely pictures.

Kevin really wants BB to show Natalie screaming her head off over the bug this coming Thursday. He says his stomach still hurts from laughing at her.

Russell is outside with his deck of cards, sitting on the couch, shuffling them. No sign of the girls.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/chooch850/BB11%20wk7/russ4.jpg

jennaboa

08-21-2009, 01:47 PM

why are J and J now anti-Russ?? He's got his problems but he's been entirely loyal to Jeff since their agreement; Kevin's a liar who's being believed for little reason. Chooch, I like Russell a lot--not Jess I admit, but Russ is okay and deserves to be at least in the F4.

Totally agree. What's more, it would be stupid to take anyone but Michelle and Russell to the F4 when the jury is full of Kevin and Natalie's friends/frienemies. Esp. taking Kevin. He may be nicer than Russell, but $500,000 is nicer than Kevin and he will most likely win if he reaches F2. If J/J are that foolish, then they deserve to lose. I'm trying to keep faith but stranger things have happened this season. :confused:

I'm wondering if Captain Unitard and Mr Pectacular are having fun yet? Lydia looked awfully happy to be evicted from the house and going to give Jessie a piece of her ... mind.

noody

08-21-2009, 01:54 PM

You quit at a good time, chooch...Natalie's eating pretzels and dang, cant she at least try to close that big mouth of hers??? Her crunching is making me insane!! Kev and Nat are studying the picture wall in case the veto comp is scrambled pics

jennaboa

08-21-2009, 01:58 PM

Kevin says that they have proven with their gameplay to be truthful & loyal & not made deals thru the whole game for final 2. Jeff says it's the best plan... to put both of themup with the plan to backdoor Russell. He says not let Michele know any of this.

Jeff: So dang cute and awesome with the occasional one-liner ... but dumber than bricks if he believes a word these two say. Hello, they are desperate and making you look like a mental midget.

Jeff says that Russell has made a deal with Michele for final 2 & now he hears nothing of what is going on.

Well, yes. That is why at this point Jeff is safer with M/R than K/N. R also seems to feel a bit too safe in his alliance.

Natalie is trying convince Jeff that Russell should go up now. Kevin says he trusts his decisson. He says he wants to trust them but they may still be resentful for Jessie & Lydia. He is confident that one of them will win the VETO & Russell will go up. In a sense, he is trusting them to step up & win the veto & know that one of them will win it & the plan will go thru. They tell him that they aprreciate the "heads up" that they are going on the block & it won't be a surprise.

Why isn't this ringing any alarm bells with Jeff? May still be resentful for Jessie and Lydia? Not to mention Hurricane Chima? Please tell me he is only acting here. :eek: He does realize where Lydia and Chima are, right? In the JURY house, you moron. Stab Russell or Michelle right now and you will lose their votes. Natalie and Kevin are far too capable of winning this game to be safe choices. Argh! This is so dang frustrating!

giffordsaz

08-21-2009, 02:13 PM

3:12 BBTIME All Houseguest are not present and accounted for. We seem to be missing four people. This is because BB has decided to put all FOUR feed cameras on the Red Bedroom and Kevin and Natalie taking a nap.

we pay for this crap too.

3:14 BBTIME I heard a door open and close and Jeff couch. BB called Jordan to the DR.

3:17 Cameras 1-4 on Kevin and Nat but the 'big camera on top is Jeff eating in the kitchen. He has on a white and blue baseball hat backwards and a Light blue v neck tee that is cut a TAD low but nothing like Gray TeeV neck guy from last year.. (what was his name)
3:19 Jeff to potty downstairs.
the 4 normal cameras are in Kand N..

let me relaod because I should not have 5 picutres!

okay! 3:23 BBTIME All four cameras are on Jeff in the kitchen!! hahahahahahah
sorry Chooch.
I did see the SS (splish splash room) for a minute and Michi were sleeping in there. Wrapped up in blankets . I swear if they wanted to help a feedcapper out they woule cut the AC in the house. I find russ on the hammocka s Jeff goes outside to smoke. Jeff tells him they just asked him questions and did not prep him for the Nom Ceremony. I see Jeff sitting on the little fridge and Russ across the lawn resting. It actually looks rather cloudy there and that gives me hope that in a day I will have clouds here...( ya'll pray for rain for those of us living in hell... thank you)
Now if I was Russelll I would WAKE MY A** UP and go talk game to Jeff. but really if russ goes the way Jeff is planning Jeff will have very little blood on his hands. He just has to put up Natalie and Kevin.. have Jordan win POV and take Kevin off and replace him with Russell so Jordan and Kevin can vote Russ out.

3:31 BBTIME Natalie is called to the DR and Jeff gets water and goes into the GR to talk with Jordan. They are talking game. Shispering game. Jeff knows if Russ or Michelle win next week he is going home. Jeff is shispering about putting up Russ and Michelle and telling them one of them has to go because funky talk is happing and he knows something is up. Jordan says I don't know if we should do that.

I would like a thread reader in the LA Metro area to jump in their car and runa brain over to the BB hosue for Jordan.

I am watching the feeds with the sound off. MusicCollegeBoy is home and playing acoustic guitar and singing to me!!!! ahhh it is a quiet house without him.
I love watching Jeff silently talk Jordan into what he will do anyway. I am so glad he manscapes his eye brows now. wait until you see his college grad picture ya'll. with the sound off I really watch how much Jeff Listens and talks. he doesn't get loud or over talk jordan. sorry Chooch

Imagine his game if he put up Jordan and had her leave this week.

sound is back. He is looking for a kapo

I hear Jordan say "if i am in the jury house of course I will vote for you"

3:43BBTIME- there went a half hour i will never get back!

Shelley

08-21-2009, 02:46 PM

There is sooo much "I LOVE Jeff" posting that maybe we should start a thread just for gushing over him. This is no longer a LIVE FEED thread!!! You guys are making me start to dislike him with all this worship! What about Russell? ... & how soon we forget Jessie!!

haha sorry cooch! we really do love that boy!! sorry we don't all love jessie...he was a little hot but no personality...jeff is WAY hot and has a GREAT personality.

i know you miss your jessie boy but if you could try to be patient with us jeff lovers... :tongue:

giffordsaz

08-21-2009, 02:53 PM

3:46 BBTIME - Russell was called to the DR and Natalie ran into the green room to talk to Jordan and Jeff. She talks about trusting them and such.. sicening. She even pushes and says Russell is gunning for you.. to Jeff. If they get caught in the lie all hell is going to break lose.

MelBell

08-21-2009, 02:57 PM

You know Jeff realized when Jessie and Natalie were being nice to him just because they thought he had the CDT. How come he can't realize now she is just being nice to him and saying anything because he is HOH?

I do feel bad for Russell he seems to be playing it cool so he doesn't piss off Jeff. But he did say in the DR session during the show las night if they don't make a move to get him out soon he will take them out.

Still I just wish Jeff would think ahead to the Jury and who is going to be on it...he cannot get to the F2 w/ Natalie or Kevin and win so why not take them out now?

noody

08-21-2009, 03:42 PM

Nominations starting....should know soon if Kev and Nat are on the block

doc5467

08-21-2009, 03:59 PM

any news yet? have the nominations been made?

noody

08-21-2009, 04:01 PM

Not yet...still fishes

noody

08-21-2009, 04:02 PM

oops! not fishes.....Trivia! lol

doc5467

08-21-2009, 04:07 PM

trivial fishes. perfect.

noody

08-21-2009, 04:07 PM

I guess I dont recap as good as my sister, Chooch..lol

doc5467

08-21-2009, 04:12 PM

hey, you're doing great! can't wait to hear what happened.

noody

08-21-2009, 04:16 PM

I've been following Chima on Twitter and she says : I'm blocking you and you and you...Who's next? So must be shes getting alotta hate messages...Then she says: My side of the story coming soon...CBS no likey :)

suckitbitches

08-21-2009, 04:24 PM

She's not a journalist - she's a fiction writer!

Hostile7teen

08-21-2009, 04:29 PM

Chima's still w that? Does anyone really care what happened anymore?

I'm so over it, over her, NEXT!

J/J/M/Russ for final four!

brunettechic

08-21-2009, 04:30 PM

What is this? The long nomination ceremony ever?

noody

08-21-2009, 04:31 PM

We got fish over trivia now, so I'm thinkin it wont be much longer

Feeds are up and its looking like......Nominations are.....hmmmmm........

No confirmation, but from the way they are acting, it looks like Kevin and Natalie are on the block cause they are both kinda quiet and mopey

doc5467

08-21-2009, 04:56 PM

maybe a good sign. maybe not. it's also the pattern they talked about which ends with backdooring Russell. wow, hard to know what to think for now. thanks for keeping us up to date.

TinkerbellAPixie

08-21-2009, 04:57 PM

From Morty's Twitter:

Feeds back. Nat says please don't vote to evict me. Kevin not saying much. Neither is Russ or Michele. Assuming Kev/Nat nom. Because if Russ or Mich were nom, the house would not be this quiet.

MelBell

08-21-2009, 05:09 PM

maybe a good sign. maybe not. it's also the pattern they talked about which ends with backdooring Russell. wow, hard to know what to think for now. thanks for keeping us up to date.

You know I'm glad Jeff won HOH, especially after he threw the last one to Jordan, but I now I wish Russ had won. I think Russ would have gotten Nat or Kevin out. Hopefully Russ plays in the POV comp and wins to be safe. Are they at the point where everyone plays now?

TinkerbellAPixie

08-21-2009, 05:10 PM

Yup - they all play this week. So go Russell!

doc5467

08-21-2009, 05:16 PM

Russell's winning POV might be the only way Jeff can ultimately win BB. Looks like Jeff and Jordan have been totally taken in by the NatKev team, who are just waiting for a chance to send Jeff packing. woe, woe. Go, Russ, go!

chooch850

08-21-2009, 05:17 PM

I guess I dont recap as good as my sister, Chooch..lol

What? Your sister? I don't know you!

But you did just fine updating so you can stay. :D

... and wait a minute you guys, are you just cheering Russell on because you don't think he can beat Jeff? I beg to differ. That jury house is going to see that Russell "played the game" & they all feel that Jeff had his power handed to him & didn't earn it. If it goes down to those two for final two, I'm thinking that Russell will get the votes, not Jeff. Russell would win over Michele too, just for the simple fact that nobody likes her. The ONLY one no one can beat is Jordan & someone, maybe Michele, will realize that & get rid of her before it's too late.

TinkerbellAPixie

08-21-2009, 05:32 PM

from Morty's Twitter:

Russ tells Jeff in BY that he owes him for not nom and he will never nom Jeff. Inside, Jord tells Nat/Kev Russ doesn't know what's coming

doc5467

08-21-2009, 05:36 PM

For me, the best F2 would be Jeff and Russ, and I'd hate to have to bet on which would win.

shantigal

08-21-2009, 05:38 PM

... and wait a minute you guys, are you just cheering Russell on because you don't think he can beat Jeff? I beg to differ. That jury house is going to see that Russell "played the game" & they all feel that Jeff had his power handed to him & didn't earn it. If it goes down to those two for final two, I'm thinking that Russell will get the votes, not Jeff. Russell would win over Michele too, just for the simple fact that nobody likes her. The ONLY one no one can beat is Jordan & someone, maybe Michele, will realize that & get rid of her before it's too late.

I agree with most of what you're saying and wouldn't mind seeing Russell in the final 2 or winning. Jeff has already thrown one HOH comp and then won the very next one. He has and can earn the power, but you're right that the nimrods in jury house won't see that.

MelBell

08-21-2009, 05:39 PM

Thanks Tink!

Now when are they going to do a late night POV? Those are always fun.

... and wait a minute you guys, are you just cheering Russell on because you don't think he can beat Jeff? I beg to differ. That jury house is going to see that Russell "played the game" & they all feel that Jeff had his power handed to him & didn't earn it. If it goes down to those two for final two, I'm thinking that Russell will get the votes, not Jeff. Russell would win over Michele too, just for the simple fact that nobody likes her. The ONLY one no one can beat is Jordan & someone, maybe Michele, will realize that & get rid of her before it's too late.

Agreed! Over the last couple of weeks I have really started to like Russell. I think he is probably really sweet and nothing like Chima said he was...a terrorist. I think that was part of his game play, all the yelling, but realized that was not working and now he is being himself.

from Morty's Twitter:

Russ tells Jeff in BY that he owes him for not nom and he will never nom Jeff. Inside, Jord tells Nat/Kev Russ doesn't know what's coming

Jordan is starting to bug me just for the fact that she is so naive in thinking she can trust Natalie and Kevin all the sudden. Yes, she is sweet, but come on I think Russell has proven to be more trustworthy than those two!

chooch850

08-21-2009, 05:43 PM

Natalie told Kevin earlier that if she wins the next HOH (pipe dream?) she will definitely put up Jeff. she says he's had control of the house since Russell was HOH & helped him get Ronnie out. He railroaded Chima & got rid of Jessie, got Jordan to put up Natalie & Lydia & when Jordan wanted Nat alie out, convinced everyone to get rid of Lydia. Now he's the HOH himself & is still calling the shots. Kevin says he didn't think of it that way but she has a point.

And Jordan changes BFF every week. She was Lydia's BFF, then Laura's BFF, jumped on the buddy train with Michele & now her & Natalie are getting pretty chummy. You are right Mel, she sways with the wind!

shantigal

08-21-2009, 05:44 PM

Jordan is starting to bug me just for the fact that she is so naive in thinking she can trust Natalie and Kevin all the sudden. Yes, she is sweet, but come on I think Russell has proven to be more trustworthy than those two!

I agree, Jordan cannot keep her trap shut. I think Jeff realizes this about her. Seems like he's tried to get through to her before but she's just not having it. I get the impression that she took that comment by Lydia to heart, about Jor doing everything Jeff tells her to do. So now she tries to go it alone and play her own game, which is terrible.

NYdiva

08-21-2009, 05:46 PM

It's about time for Kevin & Nasty to turn on each other, don't you think? Kevin's not going to sit passively by while she continues to kiss up to Jeff & Jordan...

TinkerbellAPixie

08-21-2009, 05:49 PM

Watching last night's BBAD - so many cute things going on:

Jeff calls his grandmother - Meemaw!
He loved the drawing from his niece Marlee, his other niece is Macey. He went on "oh how cute Marlee!"

They all comment on how much bigger he looks in his photos - he said they are from just a few weeks earlier.

"Holy Cow, Jesus they gave me a lot of stuff"

They ask if he has a twin - they say he looks taller and bigger in his photos.

Natalie "Jeff you were a cutie"
Kevin "What happened - lol"

He has vitamin water in his fridge, cheese spread, they tease him cuz there is no tuna. He got strawberries.

He gets quiet for a moment when he looks at the photos of his two grandmothers (chooch mentioned earlier that they both passed away in December)

They joke that he has a twin and they are switching out in the house - lol.

Over and over "you look BIG there!"

They don't think he looks like his baby photos.

His friend Barry loves BB the most - and will be tickled his photo is in the HOH room.

When they were walking upstairs he said they all had to be lively and not be fake. He pointed at Russ and said I want genuine laughs outta you!

You guys ok with this old news?

TinkerbellAPixie

08-21-2009, 05:58 PM

Jeff "do I look like a fatso here?"

He is so cute about their reactions to his photos.

Kevin "you look super cute there"

Jeff "I do?"

Jeff "What's wrong with this picture?"

Jordan "you look like a different person, I swear you better not have a twin"

Jeff "why would they put pictures of someone else?"

Michelle "someone with the same exact tattoo" LMAO

Opening his letter now:

August 12 They say at least you have a recent letter. He comments on how short it is. He holds it up to show them how short it is. He reads it to himself.

He got some sauce that he was trying to make during the day and was delighted to have the real thing. He got cologne - Russ asked if he asked for it

Jeff "No, so they just rocked it out!"

The cologne is strong...

Jeff "it's a good winter one, like 'Whoa, I'm Jeff!'" (he says all deep voicedly)

He has a name for when he goes out with his friends - Lincoln is his code name. His buddy Andy is Gorgie and their from Bahstan. He said his accent sounds way better when he's drunk.

He got gigantic hershey bars - huge ones - for the s'mores chooch mentioned.

He says he was afraid he would lose his cross - Natalie says "so no one take it, ok?" who is she telling? The people who stole stuff were the people on HER team.

His scarf was hand made by his grandma, when he picks it up he gets quiet again

"You guys want to make me cry, if that letter was longer I probably woulda"

Russell "with the cologne, ax spray and deodorant is BB trying to tell you something" Bow chicca wow wow.

TinkerbellAPixie

08-21-2009, 06:06 PM

Jeff does like women's deodorant! he likes Dove, it smells soft and fresh. Jordan says the men's works better for her because she sweats outside a lot and the girl's deodorant doesn't work. She raises her arm to ask jeff if it smells and he says things like "it's a little salty" or "it's a little ripe"

He likes his room. He jokes that he's said that 15 times.

Natalie's boyfriend uses the Ax spray.

Jordan "Swear to goodness, if we had a competition with everyone's baby pictures, I'd put yours with Braden, I would never put them with you"

Natalie "even your older ones - i wouldn't guess were you"

Photo of Jeff with his dad fishing in Canada, they go every year. He went right before coming in here. His brother took the photo. Then he is sad that there aren't any photos of his brother.

Oh wait - he isn't saying Meemaw - he's saying Dino - Dino is his buddy. (that accent lost me for a minute)

His buddy Dino an Barry watch the show every year and were planning a party for the season opener.

LOL - They ask when his brother will come in - joking about the guy in the photo (Jeff) he jokes - Lincoln will be at the wrap party. Again - Lincoln is his party guy alter ego.

Kevin is drooling over Jeff's photos. It is cracking me up and reminding me of Slumr.

"My eyebrows are out of control in this picture, I look like one of the Brady's"

Jeff "Let's go downstairs, i know how much it sucks to be in here and not want to leave first" They all laugh.

Kevin asks if he can take the photo of Jeff that he likes - and he giggles.

They gave him a shorter chain for his cross - since his always rubs against his microphone.

He told them they are all welcome up there any time.

They all head downstairs. He comments again that their aren't photos of his brother.

Michelle "They are saving some photos for when you win HOH again"

TinkerbellAPixie

08-21-2009, 06:10 PM

They pour some of his wine - and Jordan has a plastic cup, he insists she drink out of glass. They don't think they have any real glass glasses (for safety reasons "i'll cut you!") but Jeff breaks one and says -it's cheap glass but it's glass.

Natalie "We havent' had any fun HOH rooms in a while - that was a fun one, without any negativity"

Commercial. Rick Springfield is going to be on Californication!!!

Talk about religion - Natalie is Christian but her ex was Catholic. Jeff is Catholic, like me, meaning neither of us would have to convert - this is perfect!

Most head outside to play, Natalie making tortillas. I won't tell you the dull stuff - just the interesting stuff - since it's all old news.

Jeff talks about how the vibe in the house is a lot nicer.

Michelle "You definitely got cuter with age"

Jeff "Really? I'll take it"

Michelle "Not to say you weren't cute in your photos" she has her special giggle on.

Michelle "you got into acting, modeling later on right?"

Jeff "mm hmm"

Kevin "So those 2 guys are your besties?"

Jeff "I have a lot of guys I hang out with a lot, but Nemo was his guy growing up"

Jordan and Natalie talking about how you make it through one week but you can't enjoy it long because the next week comes so fast and you never feel safe.

Jordan telling Natalie how good she was doing in the competition. Kevin was trying to coach Natalie on how to play.

TinkerbellAPixie

08-21-2009, 06:19 PM

Natalie "at least it will be ok now, at least it will be chill and relaxed, no name calling"

Jordan "I wonder how Lydia is"

Natalie "She'll be fine, she's probably so happy, she loved him! He made such a fool of her, she's going to be so embarassed when she watches him professing his love to me"

Jordan "We would laugh when she'd sneak up to Jesse's bed"

Natalie "I did not know any of this, I don't care, I have a boyfriend (sure you don't) but I hated her since day one"

Jordan confesses that they knew there'd be a lot of blowups. Natalie confesses there were even more than they saw.

They rehash a lot of stuff about Lydia. I just realized Natalie is wearing Lydia's headband thing. For someone who hated Lydia, Natalie sure did let Lydia help her dress, fix her hair and make up and do a lot of things for her. Little shit.

Jeff puts on his tie dyed shirt - they tease him. "Check out Lincoln with the tie dye"

I like his - a lot. Jeff "I'm rocking it" Jeff wants to take photos in their tie dyed shirts.

They tell him his is the worst. He is so proud of it. Jeff "I'm going to sell this for minimum $500"

Jeff "I mean fifty cents" lol - he is too cute!

Michelle's is fugly. And Kevin's looks like every tie dyed shirt you've ever seen.

Inside Natalie tells Jeff how she was shitting her pants the night before, and that's why she had a long nap after the eviction. It was the first week she had to live a full week on the block and it's scary.

Back from commercial and more talk about interviewing for the show. Jordan says she was wearing knee high cowboy boots and a plaid tube top shirt and her boobs were sweating because she was nervous and she was drinking alcohol because she was so nervous.

Michelle wishes there was alcohol for her because she was so nervous.

Kevin jokes that during his he told them how he is scared of big boobs - not like jordan's but like Laura's (Well who wasn't scared by hers?). He said if there is a girl at the house with big boobs - that makes me gag.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT PRODUCTION.

They asked if he liked her, he said at first. They say hers were too big, freakig huge even Laura admitted they were obnoxiously big.

This launches into the conversation that chooch and gif shared.

TinkerbellAPixie

08-21-2009, 06:29 PM

Talk about deodorant. Michelle must smell strong her husband said she is the smelliest person he knows - she has bad breath and she smells bad.

Kevin says he has never smelled Jordan's BO. The only funkyness he has smelled is farts. He has not farted around anyone. He might just let one go.

Jordan "Jeff always farts, but i've only smelled 2 or 3 bad ones"

Russell is the one who has the smelliest (the things we learn)

Natalie thinks it was one of the most fun HOH comps. Jordan didn't think she'd get any in if she had played.

Jordan "This time I honestly didn't care who won"

Kevin "I can't believe you won by one fucking can!"

Jeff "You saved me by blocking Russell" I guess Russell shook the whole platform so hard that it was making Jeff miss. Then Natalie won a 1 minute penalty - she gave it to Russell, that was when Jeff scored most of his cans.

Jeff explains his winning method and how Russell watched him - then copied and he started doing better too. Jeff yelled "Cheater!' Jeff would flip up the pull tab and hold them by the tab to drop them in precisely. Then at the end he dropped one in - it hit the tab from the can below it and bounced back up but landed back in. He was afraid it would bounce out and he'd lose.

Kevin was worried the railing wouldn't hold him if he leaned on it. Kev thought Michelle was going to take it "Do I need to trip this bizznatch"

Jeff was worried that he was going to run out of cans. But they didn't even get halfway.

Natalie thought the gold cans was money. Or if they meant HOH.

Kevin "Production was like, Kevin's in the lead, remember you can use your gold cans"

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT PRODUCTION!

They didn't think it would be so tiring.

TinkerbellAPixie

08-21-2009, 06:39 PM

Natalie "that was fun"

Jeff "you know why it was fun - no one was saying "my fucking can is sticky, you should sue them, this is bull shit"

They all laugh. They talk about who was working the challenge, Michael or David.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT PRODUCTION.

Jeff "Will we get to meet these people?"

Michelle "they probably won't want to meet us after this"

Kevin thinks the comps will be more fun after this, and more and more elaborate. They think the next will be endurance.

(anyone reading any of this or is it too old now)

They joke that they did the POV today without needing Ronnie's help. lol They compliment Michelle and Jordan on getting every single question. Kevin says and it went on FOREVER!

Jeff talks about how he went back and could hear people move forward on the question he lost. Jordan said she could hear Michelle stomp. She said she didn't let it influence her.

Jeff "Sitting down we all got em right, not that it mattered at that point" lol

Talk turns to Lydia and whether she and Jesse are cuddling. They say he has to make her eggs to make up with her. By tomorrow they will be cozy again. Jordan wonders if they will "do it" and they all agree they probably will.

Jordan "Eyeewwwwwwww, then if I get to the jury house I want to make sure all my stuff is cleannnnn. Cuz it's gonna suck, cuz what if it's the final 3 and you are the last person to go in and everyone has their beds and you are just getting there..."

Jeff "the houses look pimp"

Natalie "the final 3rd is only there for 3 days"

Jordan "I'm going to be sad"

Jeff "so enjoy now"

TinkerbellAPixie

08-21-2009, 06:49 PM

The talk about work.

Jordan "Did you have a hard time getting off?"

Jeff "in the house!"

Jordan "NO from work" lmao

Michelle thinks she'll be fired, she asked for one day more than is allowed.

Jordan's managers love BB, commercials would come on and they would talk about it and she'd be so quiet. Her Mom saw the commercial "OMG what if you are on it"

J "if they are already showing it i didn't get it" She feels bad that she told so many stories and lies to people. She told more than one story couldn't keep it straight. She told some people she was going to Cali for a hair show (since she works in a salon).

Kevin begged them to let him tell his boss or he'd get fired. He was able to tell his boss and he was so excited for him.

doc5467

08-21-2009, 07:28 PM

Is everyone together and talking, except Russell? Where's he and how come he's not being included?

shantigal

08-21-2009, 07:31 PM

I'm reading Tink, and enjoying it. Keep going if you feel like it.

TinkerbellAPixie

08-21-2009, 07:47 PM

That was all from last night - 14 minutes til BBAD starts tonight - I'll recap some if it, but getting sorta tired.

MelBell

08-21-2009, 09:21 PM

I just read this on Jokers:

Finally, Jordan tells him Kevin said, "I know you and Jeff have a final 4 deal with them, but I think you should have a final four with me and Nat.

I wonder how long before they think this is a good idea :cursing:

Stealtheye

08-21-2009, 09:51 PM

I would like a thread reader in the LA Metro area to jump in their car and runa brain over to the BB house for Jordan.

Possibly the most astute thing I've heard all month!

I laughed out loud when I read it.

pixielated

08-21-2009, 10:16 PM

Might as well take an extra brain for Jeff while you're at it. If he falls for that Kevin/Natalie shit, I'ma put out a hit on his family. I think Kevin would be hard to beat in a final; he's laid low but played well, and for the most part been loyal to his alliances.

shantigal

08-21-2009, 10:32 PM

If they-J/J - fall for that crap then they deserve to lose. I don't want to believe that they can be that dense.

2 Brains = none

RTVfan

08-22-2009, 06:06 AM

Wasn't there some talk at the beginning of the season about 2 HGs knowing each other outside of the show? Was it Casey and Jessie? Or does BB have another rabbit to pull out of their hat?

giffordsaz

08-22-2009, 06:54 AM

no more rabbits.. it was becasue Jessie judged a bikini contest or something Casey DJ'd.. like it helped poor Casey.

I ahve more to tell you about last night but ai have a college parents orientation to go to ..

it is about J & J and what happened in the HOH last night about tenish elevenish.. will dish and it involved lips.. and me falling asleep at the key board.

TinkerbellAPixie

08-22-2009, 07:30 AM

Jesse judged bikini contests that Casey hosted and Laura was in. So they could have all three known each other. For sure Laura and Casey did.

Sorry I couldn't stay up last night - got so tired. I still have last night's BBAD to watch and can recap that after my massage if you guys want.

keepingheather

08-22-2009, 07:58 AM

it is about J & J and what happened in the HOH last night about tenish elevenish.. will dish and it involved lips.. and me falling asleep at the key board.

Giff! That was such a teaser for all of the J/J fans! I hope your orientation meeting goes well so you will be prepped to rehash all of the lippy details!

MelBell

08-22-2009, 09:05 AM

Sorry I couldn't stay up last night - got so tired. I still have last night's BBAD to watch and can recap that after my massage if you guys want.

I enjoy reading about BBAD even if it's the next day, but no biggie if you don't :)

TinkerbellAPixie

08-22-2009, 09:23 AM

Ok back from my massage and ready to give you updates on last night.

We join the houseguests in the hot tub. They are talking about iphone applications. Jordan and Natalie have never heard of Cha-Cha (for those of you that don't know - you can send a text to Cha-Cha with a question and they will text you a response it's free the first 5 questions). Jeff tells them you can also text Google with questions.

Than Kevin tells them about some site where you can type in a question like "What is my name?" and it responds "Kevin" it's a trick site where you actually enter the answer without people seeing - but your friends will think it's crazy "What is Jeff wearing" "He is wearing blue shorts" he said it works best when you have more than 2 people and 2 people are in on the gag. Then person 1 can do the trick, no one believes it's real, person two says "let me try it" and when it works for them too everyone is shocked.

Some of the iphone aps they discussed - Bump - where if both people have Iphones and have the Bump app you can bump someone's phone and it exchanges contact info. They joked that'd be a good way to pick up girls just bump their phones but Kevin stressed both people have to have that app.

There is another app that I didn't catch the name of but you can hold your phone up to any song playing in a club or on the radio or whatever and it will tell you the song, artist, cd name and you can even download or buy it.

Jeff's friend has a Chuck Norris app where if you hit it Chuck smashes your screen and then you get a funny Chuck Norris quote.

One by one they peeled out of the hot tub because they were too hot. Jeff commented that this is the kind of night where you sleep with the windows open. He was zoning on the couch with his eyes closed.

Jordan went inside to lay down. No sooner was she asleep then she was called to the Diary Room.

TinkerbellAPixie

08-22-2009, 09:29 AM

Oh no- that's all I have - for some reason the rest of the show is gone :(

doc5467

08-22-2009, 09:42 AM

Tink, were all six of the HG's there together during this talk, or just J/J/K/N? were Michelle and Russell included?

TinkerbellAPixie

08-22-2009, 10:09 AM

All 6 of them were in the hot tub. Sounds like Russell and Kevin have iphones. Jeff doesn't and they all agreed Jordan needs to get the internet.

RTVfan

08-22-2009, 10:29 AM

Wait, Jordan doesn't have internet???

TinkerbellAPixie

08-22-2009, 10:55 AM

Nope - she doesn't have Facebook or Myspace either. She can't afford it. Remember her family was going into foreclosure when she came into the house. She said she sometimes would check her email from her friend's computers - but I think when she came in the house she didn't even have an email account anymore.

chooch850

08-22-2009, 11:03 AM

Here they are tink... talking about the iphones.

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chooch850

08-22-2009, 11:34 AM

Last Night Jordan & Jeff in the HOH bed.

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I don't know what giff is talking about with Jeff & Jordan last night but I went back & watched & they were talking strategy & then they flirted around a bit & then they had a spat & Jeff said he needed 5 minutes away from her. It was all very comfortable. They acted like a real couple with all the markings of familiarity. It's very endearing the way they act together.

Here is the most important part of the conversation:

From Jokers:

Jordan says they need to keep Mich in the loop. Jeff and Jordan keep going back and forth on whether to backdoor Russ.

Jeff: We'll see what happens in POV and we'll go from there.

Jordan: I think she'd be in on it if you tell her. Cuz, like today, Natalie was laughing at Russell. He was on the hammock and like staring at us and we started laughing. Well, Natalie said something and Michele was what? And Natalie goes, Oh nothing, it's an inside joke and you wouldn't understand," like that to Michele. And Michele just looked at me, so I think she thinks I'm getting close to Nat and Kevin. She's kinda getting snappy about stuff and I'm like calm down."

Jordan continues: Maybe we need to make me, you, Mich and Nat to the final four. And then drop Michele and take Natalie to the final 3.

Jeff: It would be great if we could pick who went out each week.

Jordan: Well, it's gonna happen. We can take out Russell out this week and then Kevin next week.

Jeff: Really? Well you or Michele has to win HOH. If you or Michele don't win, we're in trouble. One of us is going on the block. I think Michele will be the target, but if she wins POV, it would be one of us.

Jordan: Are you thinking it's a bad idea to send Russell this week.

Jeff: I don't know. If he doesn't go this week, Kevin would go home and Natalie would be after, if we kept Russell. I can't play HOH next week, so I need as many options to keep me safe. So you and Michele and Russell are the best options

And here's a portion of their little fight, which I thought was so cute:

Jeff: I'm just trying to help you. If you don't want my help, let's split up and you go your way and I'll go mine. I'm being serious. But it's too late for that, so we're stuck.

Jordan: You made me mad.

She takes off her microphone, pulls up the covers and turns around and goes to bed. She's quit talking to him.

Jeff talking aloud: This relationship sucks.

They're so mad, they start laughing.

Jeff; What the F. I've got tampons in the bathroom. I f'n argue every night and I get nothing back in a positive light. This sucks. I get all the negative sh!t. We're f'n around tonight in bed, that's it.

They laugh.

Jordan: No. It's because I'm on my period right now. I get like this, and I don't feel like getting yelled at. And YOOUUUU, Mr. Bossy, are always trying to tell me what to do and it makes me so mad. And I am not in the mood to hear all that. I'm not.

doc5467

08-22-2009, 11:56 AM

my god, sounds like the boy is starting to think things out at last. about time!

MelBell

08-22-2009, 12:07 PM

So, what annoys me is the fact that Michelle talked with Russell a lot last night (from what i read on Jokers) and they got along great. They both discussed how Natalie and Kevin are trying to casually suck up to Jeff/Jordan basically and talk about how they have to win POV to be safe. Then this morning Jeff makes an off hand comment to Michelle about oh there's your boy Russ and she said he's NOT my boy. Then when Jeff & Michelle were talking later she totally said she hadn't talked to him (Russ) that much lately. UGH. I don't know why she does this, does she have a little crush on Jeff? I just don't know what she is thinking, is it a game move? It's like one minutes she realizes they want to backdoor Russ (even though I don't think she has been told this) but then she acts like she and Russ are partners in crime and need to stick together. And you know if she wins POV she will probably do whatever Jeff wants her to do. I guess it is just another example of how wishy-washy she is. I hope that made some sense ;)

chooch850

08-22-2009, 12:10 PM

The Raspberry Lovers.

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chooch850

08-22-2009, 01:15 PM

I just finished watching the "Jeff & Jordan" Evening Show" & those two are just so sweet. I can't stop watching them. If they don't get together when this show is over with, it will just be...wrong! They seem like soul-mates & they talk about that in bed... about how they connected the first week. At one point, Jordan says that on the outside, they wouldn't have anything to talk about except Big Brother. Jeff counters that it's just because they don't know each other.

The conversation turns to her needing to go back to college & he says something about not seeing her & she says "Why do you have to say it like that?" He says "Oh what are we suppose to do? meet for lunch?" Jordan then tells him he really needs to come down and see her. Now that she has her own room. He asks if her mom will dig him and see says "Oh Yeah!" She says her brother would love him & so would her mom. "Would your grandparents hate me for making out with you?" "No, my grandparents live in Illinois, so you wouldn't have to worry about that. They wouldn't hate you for making out with me either."

He moves over and sniffs her armpit. "Am I stinky?" No answer. "Jeff!" nothing "Jeff, I hate that, it means I am stinky!" "No, you're fine." and giggles. Jordan says "I used that AXE deoderant". He asks her to smell him & she can't smell anything. He says he used the AXE body wash. She complains that he makes her always feel stinky & he goes to take another sniff & she giggles & curls away saying"that tickily" . He sniffs anyways and laughs, laying back down. She says "Well?"... no answer... "Jeff!" He asks her what she would do if he passed out & she asks, "Do you mean fall asleep?" "No, pass out." "Oh, I'd say Jeff, Jeff & then I'd call for production!" & we get FISH!!

When the feed comes back they are getting ready to go to sleep.
Jordan says: "I don't know if we'd get along in the real world."
Jeff: "yeh, we like opposite shit."
Jordan: "We get along in the Big Brother house."
Jeff: "Yeh & that's tougher than the real world."
This conversation took place just before they fell asleep.

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"Jeff! That tickles!"

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"Now smell me right here."

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Jordan kisses her hand & touches his forehead. "Goodnight Jeff."

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"Goodnight Juordun" in an exaggerated Chicago accent. He moves in and gives her a long sweet kiss!

chooch850

08-22-2009, 01:34 PM

In case you are wondering what's going on today. They are playing the POV competition now. We've had trivia for about a half hour.

Most of the day was Russell sitting alone in the bubble wrap room. Michele following Jeff around like a puppy & interfering with Jordan & jeff's alone time, but all they were doing is rehashing whether to backdoor Russell. Jeff gave her hell for not spending more time talking to Michele. She seems to be ignoring her today. Jordan tends to do that when she doesn't want to lie to someone. I think she finds it easier not to sayh anything at all instead.

Kevin studied the Wall of Houseguests for quite awhile & Russell did go over the plan with his alliance once again. Natalie & Kevin kept whispering in that annoying wy, where all you hear is their lips smacking. They are having a study session for the comp. God I hate that. They are just reassuring each other that they still have a chance & they do!

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Kevin studying for the POV comp.

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Jordan & Jeff going over the Russell backdoor scenerio.

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Russel being Russell.

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J & J enjoy a little slap & tickle to relieve tension.

noody

08-22-2009, 02:48 PM

No word on the POV yet???

chooch850

08-22-2009, 03:04 PM

No... still trivia.

chooch850

08-22-2009, 03:20 PM

We ARE back!!!

Jordan is telling Jeff what to save his wine for. They are in the HOH bathroom. He's in the shower, she has a towel on.

Asking her what she did with her comp clothes. Kevin is on feed three... go there Noody & see what he's saying.

Jeff is cleaning his ears. He's giving her hell for running around and getting dirt everywhere & to just get in the shower.

Ok I've got two feeds going. Kevin is in the bathroom while someone is showering, I think Michele. Ok, Nat is on one side, Michele is on the other. Russell is downcast.

Jeff just said competitions are so much funner when you win & Jordan agrees. I think Jeff won the VETO.

No one is talking to each other downstairs.

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Jeff won the VETO. "I've got all the power now sister."

MelBell

08-22-2009, 03:42 PM

I don't know if I am happy or sad. I wish Russell won. Hopefully Jeff realizes his chances of staying safe is if he keeps him. Natalie and Kevin will definitely get rid of Jeff. Like Shanti said, a few pages back, if he is dumb enough to believe Kevin & Natalie then he deserves to leave. :unsure2:

doc5467

08-22-2009, 03:45 PM

I'm with you, melbell. It's great if Jeff gets some sense, and keeps the two baddies on the block. I'm afraid he won't and will come to realize after it's all over that backdooring Russell was his biggest mistake and cost him the game. Hope that's wrong.

chooch850

08-22-2009, 03:53 PM

Jordan & Jeff are talking about putting Russell up. Jeff says he's going to be a traitor now. He says that he can't play next week so it's gouiing to be really tough.

Jordan says she prayed for guidance so this is a sign to "do it". They are trying to decide who to take off. Jordan wants Matalie off because of all the bullshit she been filling her head with. Jeff wants Kevin off because he deserves it more. They are both sure that things are shady after the weird convo with Michele this morning. the two of them need broken up. It was a sure thing when Russell wouldn't root for Jeff. he was pissed during the comp & not for them at all.

They have just said that they want Natalie to go to the final three with them!!!!! This is crazy. Jordan wants to know if they can tell her & jeff says not yet.

doc5467

08-22-2009, 03:57 PM

sick, sick, sick. Natalie is very likely to win it all now. How stupid can "good" people be!!

chooch850

08-22-2009, 04:01 PM

Jordan says it just feels right this way. Jeff says he's gonna mull it over a little bit more before he tells them. He tells Jordan she needs to make like they really owe her a favor. He is going to tell Kev and Natalie that IF he uses the POV on them Jordon and Jeff DO NOT GO UP. he wants Nat and Jordon with him in final 3.

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Russell tells Michele that if he goes up he is going to be PISSED!!!

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chooch850

08-22-2009, 04:11 PM

Natalie tell Kevin that she hopes Jeff's word is good. It looks like it is.

Kevin catches Jeff in the store room and asks if he's coming off the block tomorrow. Jeff says his wish just may come true!

Russell is talking to NO ONE. Michele is chit-chatting with Jordan about the comp & how & what each of them did.

From what I can gather from Jokers: Had to guess a clue to a HG name and then find the proper banana, run up a sloped slick track lined w/ banana peels, and be first to platform w/ correct answer banana. First 5 up go on to continue, with one HG out each round, until only the winner is left. Jordan was first out

kdfinjpn

08-22-2009, 04:19 PM

If Jeff takes Nat or Kevin off the block and puts up Russell, I don't think I'll be able to watch anymore! Please tell me he will come to his senses??!!:confused:

chooch850

08-22-2009, 04:19 PM

Casey must have been the host. They are saying he sounded different. Natalie said he sounded like a DJ & Kevin says that's because he was the DJ.

Natalie gives a shout out to BF Jason & tells him she's been cooking. She knows how to make alot of things now. He will be so proud of her. They are making BLT's & turkey burgers. Russell is eating a bowl of slop & churry(?) Says he'll never, ever eat it again after this. He says this to Kevin.

Natalie is being so much a teamster, making dinner & chatting with Jeff. She is in her element now! This girl is going to win. Get used to it people. She's going to the end!!!

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Thank you Lord for letting me win the slop pass so I don't have to eat any of that nasty shit America keeps voting for us to eat. Also Lord, I want to thank you for putting me in this house with the dumbest people ever to be in here. I have safely made it through & not had to lift a finger to win anything. They all believe me when I say I'm trustworthy & loyal & that I have never lied to their faces. Thank you for giving me Jessie & now Jeff. Because of them I will win $500,000... AMEN.

doc5467

08-22-2009, 04:33 PM

ouch! but so, so, probable now. You've hit it exactly Chooch.

chooch850

08-22-2009, 05:18 PM

I've been trying to get some work done around the house, but I've been listening. Everyone is at the diningroom table having a good time except russell who is stewing in the bubble wrap room.

They were talking about TV shows & Jeff said he loved 90210 & would tell his buddies he couldn't go with them because it was on & eventually they were all watching it. Jordan didn't know what 90210 meant. Natalie loved the show too. She had everything 90210. A marketing junkie so to speak. She said that Dr. Pepper had a contest & if you won, you got to be on the show. She spent all of her allowance money on it & dumped it out cuz she didn't like it. Jeff was wondering how she could be a fan of the original, she was only 3 yrs. old! Natalie blows it off that she watched it in her sister's room with her. You would think that these people would catch on about her age by now, but these are the same people who want to take her to the final three...

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Natalie, put that chair down on all fours.

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Jeff doesn't want to hear anyone say that Russell is the best competitor in the house anymore. He sucks!

They are talking about everything from poop & farts to Japanese games shows. The topic now is bartending & drinks. I'm taking a break now kids. If something happens & I miss it, I apologize now. If it's sopmething like Russell killing everyone, I can always go back 2 hours after the fact & grab some pictures.

MelBell

08-22-2009, 07:16 PM

Jordan says she prayed for guidance so this is a sign to "do it".

Ahhh...finally we found the person in the house who thinks God or angels care about this game. ha.

They are trying to decide who to take off...It was a sure thing when Russell wouldn't root for Jeff. he was pissed during the comp & not for them at all.

They have just said that they want Natalie to go to the final three with them!!!!! This is crazy. Jordan wants to know if they can tell her & jeff says not yet.

Uh, I'm pretty sure if Russell would have rooted for Jeff that Jeff would be complaining about how Russell was trying to suck up to him by cheering him on. I think Jeff had already made up his mind to take Russell out if he got the chance. So, either way, Russell was screwed.

The minute Russell gets voted out they are going to see error of their ways. Oh, well. It happens every season.

I got this link from bside:

http://www.thewrap.com/ind-column/whoa-brother-truth-about-chima_5397?page=1

It's an interview with Allison Grodner. She talks about Natalie's lie about her age & drinking and about if Russ won HOH would he put up Jeff.

What about her big lie -- namely, claiming she's just 18, when she's really much older? The HGs seem clueless. Don't they wonder why the producers don't object when she drinks alcohol?

And she's also talked about going to casinos! We've told Natalie we can't be a part of her lie. So if any contestants asked us about it in the DR, we would just say, "If there was illegal activity going on, we wouldn't allow it."

But nobody's asked?

Nope.

and

If Russell wins HOH this week (spoiler alert: he didn't), would he put Jeff up?

Absolutely

I thought it was interesting to get her take on things. And I've said it before, yes, Russell needs to go but they need to get out Kevin or Natalie first.

keepingheather

08-22-2009, 08:32 PM

BBAD:

Natalie and Kevin were trying to figure out how to speak Pig Latin, but when BB repeatedly asked them to stop and they wouldn't, they were called to the DR. I wonder if they will get a penalty or slop?

When they were walking to the DR, Natalie started speaking to Kevin in Spanish (definitely not allowed).

Stealtheye

08-22-2009, 08:41 PM

Like they are going to kick them out over something so minor this late in the game. Then they get yelled at for discussing how mad "He was."

Jashba

08-22-2009, 10:00 PM

Jordan just said that she doesn't consider her and Jeff a "showmance". Russell asked what they are and she totally changed the subject

Nat and Kev are playing pool, Jordan Jeff and Russell on the couch outside talking. I assume Michelle is sleeping.

giffordsaz

08-22-2009, 10:10 PM

Giff! That was such a teaser for all of the J/J fans! I hope your orientation meeting goes well so you will be prepped to rehash all of the lippy details!
Much of it was contained in Chooch's copied recap. the lead up was great .. they are such entertainment .. so much so eve Chooch likes to watch them.

I don't know what giff is talking about with Jeff & Jordan last night
Jordan: You made me mad.
Jeff; What the F. I've got tampons in the bathroom. I f'n argue every night and I get nothing back in a positive light. This sucks. I get all the negative sh!t. We're f'n around tonight in bed, that's it.
They laugh.
He did tell her EVERY WOMAN in America has a period and I have to put up with you.. just stop it. They continued to crack each other up. What started the 'fight' was about Jeff earlier telling Jordan to look at the wall of faces so she could learn them and she told him she would do it later or tomorrow.He told her she had to play a smart game and that wasn't being smart. He only tells her things to help her and he can't carry her on his back through the game and she HAD to win the next HOH. After she gets mad at him because she called her stupid. They do crack each other up ... When she was eating the raspberries off his finger he was moaning like it felt sooo good and I actually thought he was a bit drunk. He made gogglely eyes at her the whole time. Jordan got up to go in the bathroom and he followed her and when she was leaving he grabbed her and bent her back wards as he kissed her neck. She bent over backwards laughing to get away and he followed her to the ground. Those were the lips I was talking about. I still wanted to watch them because it was so darn cute and funny as all get out... but I was falling asleep at my keyboard.

NOw in the BB house
Russell and J & J are talking aobut strip clubs and Jordan has a strip club in her town that has a breakfast buffet and the serving girls are topless too..... eeewwww,. over pancakes.. are you serious>?
The feeds go to BB screen quite a bit because they are singing songs or talking about DR stuff.
Russell says he and his friineds all carry flasks now to keep costs of going out down. Jeff says he doesn't but drinks before goes out. Jordan is talking about taking dark patron shots mixed with kaluia and ?? something that makes her sick after 4 shots. Russ is talking about herb shots for after dinner that helps digestion. Natalie is sitting in the hot tub with her feet in.. alone. She was playing pool with Kevin a bit ago. I hear Michelle I think but don't see her in the feeds.

BB has screwed up. they eft the live feeds and when they came back the house has no sound. i can see Natalie alone by the pool moaping but the rew on the couches are talking but nothing.. no sound is coming

okay. the sound was on.. Jeff was in the DR and I don't see kevin but everyone else sat the and did not talk.. jordan, michelle and russell,,,,, no talky while jeff goney. I heard Natalie say she would be the next to go to DR.. because she is an 18 y/o mind reader.

TinkerbellAPixie

08-22-2009, 10:23 PM

Makes sense that Casey DJ'd a Banana competition. Jeff is talking about how one of the bananas said "epic" the way Lydia always did. They wonder if Lydia was one of the bananas.

Well last year Jesse came back as an ape, so not too far a stretch of the imagination to think Lydia would come back as a banana.

chooch850

08-22-2009, 10:35 PM

From what I gathered from Jeff's talking, Casey was talking to him thru the belly of a gorilla & Jeff thought that it was funny because Casey was a banana in the house & the gorilla ate him.

Pikey578

08-23-2009, 11:02 AM

I just saw ths on Mediafiends:

"Jax, The threat was double for Nat and Kevin. Sitting at hot tub talking Spanish then trying to figure out how to talk in pig latin. They were repeatedly told to "stop that". Kept it up back and forth.

They made Jordan leave the diary room and called Kev and Nat in together and gave them both expulsion warnings if they continue.

They came out pissed saying it wasn't in the rule book that they couldn't use another language. "

Interesting....

keepingheather

08-23-2009, 11:29 AM

I just saw ths on Mediafiends:

"They came out pissed saying it wasn't in the rule book that they couldn't use another language. "

Interesting....

I googled "Big Brother rules" to get a list of the full rules (before this incident) and the only ones I could find were the BB8 rules that some had posted on a website. In those rules, it specifically said the HGs were not allowed to speak in a different language, and I don't think they would have eliminated that rule over the years. It seems to me that Natalie just likes to push boundaries and cause trouble.

http://www.tvgrapevine.com/smf/index.php?topic=420.0

Check #7

TinkerbellAPixie

08-23-2009, 11:41 AM

Ok - just ready to watch the last 40 minutes off BBAD from last night - the second night in a row my DVR went weird and didn't tape the full episode. Concerning.

But first - from Julie Chen's BB Blog at EW.com

Anyhow, last night’s live show was jammed with four different events…first the Power of Veto Competition (Jordan won and chose to leave Natalie and Lydia on the block). To find out what was said during the commercial break in the recycling room…that’s why some of the Houseguests were scrambling back to their seats when we returned live…tune in this Sunday night. Lydia was evicted by a vote of 3-1 (Kevin was the only one who voted for her to stay).

Do not fret, Big Brother fans…we’ll definitely have cameras rolling at the jury house when Jessie and Lydia finally reunite!

And the best bit of news:

Good news, folks!!! Many of you have asked us to expand our Big Brother finale to include a reunion show after the winner is revealed. Happy to report that this summer’s Big Brother finale will air on Tuesday, Sept. 15 (9-11 p.m., ET/PT). The winner will be revealed and we’ll also follow up with ALL the House Guests. Should be fun!!

When I join the houseguests on BBAD Jeff is telling Jordan how her feet are dirty (they are outside) she should wear her HOH slippers outside. She said they are white so they are already so dirty.

She gets up and they hear a loud fart, Russell asks if it was Jordan - she laughs. It was Jeff. He says his butt is wrecked.

Jeff "I definitely take the cake in farts" Then they say that Russell's are epic - that's when they start talking about the banana that said 'Epic"

Oh- they weren't people in banana costumes they were bananas with words on them. Russell saw one that said "what happened?" he wanted to get that for Casey but it would be rotten by the time they get out.

They joke about how Casey hates when people say "What happened"

Now they talk about how people have slogans.

Russell "I don't have a slogan (to Jeff) you have two slogans 'stones' and 'tuna'"

Jeff "Tuna is not a slogan!"

They all giggle.

Russell "you can make serious money with that. i bet you could make a shirt with you holding tuna and people would buy it"

Jeff "You know what's so funny, my picture on my phone was me holding a tuna...."

Russell "Shut the fuck up" Michelle laughing hard

Jeff "I swear on the Holy Bible,"

Russell "Holding it?"

Jeff "Yes, I went to Mexico, I was with this girl at the time and I had her take the picture with me and the tuna, then I took it to this restaurant and had them cook it up for me. It was awesome - it was a huge tuna!"

Russell "you gotta put out a shirt man. I don't know what Michelle's would be I guess 'tee hee'"

Michelle "I don't really think that's a slogan" lol

Russell "I don't really say anything. I say 'what the fuck alot' I say that alot 'Wtf!' I don't really say anything repeatedly."

Michelle "I need to come up with a catch phrase"

btw, Jeff is wearing a shirt that says "Let's Dance!" and I so want to take him up on that.

TinkerbellAPixie

08-23-2009, 12:14 PM

More from last night:

They get quiet for a minute. Jeff sniffles, my honey man seems kinda nasaly tonight - wonder if he's getting sick.

Jeff "Before or after Jeff spelled 'technotronics' I was like 'you fuckers!''

Russell "Dude, They just will not let that die!"

Jeff "I haven't even begun to see the wrath of that, wait til I get outta here"

Russell "You, wait til I get out and there's a bunch of fuckin clips 'Oh, he's a mysogynist, he's was a fuckin..' all my boys will be giving me shit"

Michelle "What about me, there will be a montage of me falling on my ass."

Russell "i've been asked about that!" laughing.

Michelle "Oh My, you know what, I don't want to talk about this, this is a sensitive subject for me."

Russell immitating how he answered in the DR "Can I just say, Michelle has the most graceful exits in any game"

Jeff "in EVERY game"

Russell gets up to demonstrate...she is like a fucking bull, she gets a banana and then he shows her falling.

Jeff "She was going 'ow, ow, ow ow' he said I was thinking stand up or something you're killing me saying you were dying up there, you were killing me"

Michelle "I am seriously going to have burn marks on my ass.

Jeff "Finally towards the end you started standing"

Michelle "I'm not good with climbing ropes so apparantly every competition has to include ropes now just for fun"

Jeff "that was so funny"

Russell "Yea. Remember Jeff going 'got it, got it!"

Jeff "you were freaking out so I was just fucking with ya, cuz I knew you get so nervous"

Russell "and then you threw the banana and she (michelle) went 'ow you hit me'"

Jeff "you kinda ran into it, I kinda threw it off that way , to make you think it was on the floor and you kinda ran into it"

They are all three laughing a lot.

Michelle "That was like a Chima flashback with you throwing stuff in competitions. I was like 'thanks Jeff!'"

Jeff "I didn't fire it, I threw it back hand"

Michelle "I didn't see it all I knew was there was a crazy banana coming back at me"

Russell "dude that pit had so many names in it"

Jeff "I found Ronnie's in there"

Russell "I found fucking (his slogan) 14,000 with my name and Kevin's name. My name was all over the place"

Jeff "I found a ton of Michelle's over there (pointing)on this side"

Russell "I think they did that on purpose, I think they wanted to be sure you went around the whole time."

JORDAN, PLEASE GO TO THE DIARY ROOM

(she must have been with Kevin and Natalie - she is not with Jeff, Michelle, Russell for this POV breakdown)

TinkerbellAPixie

08-23-2009, 12:32 PM

Continuing from last night's BBAD

They all get quiet for a minute.

Michelle "I was very mad because I saw the Braden one in the mud pit, but then it like disappeared..."

Jeff "oh really?"

Russell "It was in front of the mud pit, that's where it was, I walked right up to it and there was a Laura next to it and I was like 'fuck' (that slogan again)"

Jeff "I saw a couple of Laura's on this side"

Jeff smoking (wish he would quit)

This chat is punctuated by moments of silence where they all ponder. Than someone will jump back in and restart it.

Russell "I can't wait, I can't wait for like Sunday's and shit (that could be his other slogan.. 'shit') I just always talk about with Jeff every time, i can't wait to hang out with my boys"

Jeff "Every time I walk out in the evening I think Football! I can just smell it man"(me too! Boomer!)

Russel "yea, cuz you got fucking Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday with college games on Thursday"

Jeff all animatedly cute "Yea, Thursday night games!"

Apparantly the control room is not into football cuz we cut over to Natalie and Kevin dangling their feet in the hot tub. I didn't realize they were outside too.

Kevin being pouty and quiet - the usual. You can hear the boys in the background all excited - every now and then you hear "fuckin!" as we watch Kevin stare down at his feet. I know he can give the occasional good DR session - but this boy is on average dull as a box of rocks. He bores me to tears.

Natalie "I just want Monday to come, I want to skip tomorrow and it be Monday. (she yawns big) I want to wake up tomorrow and it be Monday" (Ok redundant much?)

Kevin "We are going to have a LONGGG day tomorrow"

(I can't believe I'm going to say this - but Natalie looks almost cute - for Natalie... she has her hairin a ponytail and it's all curly - and she doesn't look like ghetto Barbie or some teen thug, don't get me wrong she's still making all those weird and unattractive facial contortions)

Natalie "I know, because there is going to be NOTHING to do. And then the worrying and the thinking, you know?"

Natalie "We'll play chess tomorrow, that'll make like an hour go by, then we can do a rematch that's like 2 hours. Than we'll take a nap"

(I can see why they cut over to these two instead of the boys - this is just major entertainment)

Kevin mumble mumble "tuna?"

Natalie "Yea, we'll make tuna tomorrow. Hey Jeff you like that tuna right? If I make some tomorrow? ok"

And they go back to staring at their feet in the hot tub.

Natalie "that'll take like another hour, tho we won't be making so much, we'll only need half a celery and half a carrot"

OK - i'll report more if it gets more interesting, this has to be as dull to read as it is to write.

TinkerbellAPixie

08-23-2009, 01:08 PM

Just saw on another site that they call Natalie - NataLIE - and it made me giggle. Thought I'd share.

Still more from last night's BBAD

Kevin "are you a manager at Blockbuster?"

NataLIE "mm hmm"

Kevin "how long have you been there?"

NataLIE "well I guess now it would be longer than when I left (ya think?) so 7 months"

Kevin "you've only been working there 7 months and you're already a manager?"

Natalie "mm hmm"

Kevin "Why so quick?"

Natalie "I'm good, I'm good at what i do?"

Kevin "You started out as a regular employee?

Natalie "mmm hmm - it's not hard - ha"

Kevin "Yeah"

Natalie "I mean when there's a demand and a willing to do it at peanuts money, ya know?"

Kevin "you don't get paid more as a manager?"

Natalie "Yea, but nothing that's really ya know worth but ya know? i'm 18, i can use every extra dime I can get ya know?"

Kevin "...and you were working.."

Natalie "..and it's not like it's hard ya know?"

Kevin "I know when I was working at Banana (there is a theme here tonight) it was always part time, and I always thought it was like not worth it"

Natalie "That's what a lot of people think, that's why I won, ya know?"

Kevin "..the managers were always like.."

She continues to interrupt him.

Natalie "See, it's not that much harder, it really isn't, you know, it's not like I'm the BIG Manager, that's where everything falls on, me, I'm like the (I swear this is how she said it) leagejohn (she meant liaison) so really nothing falls on me, all the accountability falls on the other person (so in life she is just like in the game, letting accountability fall on others while she takes the spoils) ya know? So it's nice to have like that you know authority and that, ya know, so"

Kevin "I just remember like cuz I would like do that part time and then my regular job, my regular job would like pay me like 10 times more and it would be like 10 times easier. SO like when I would work at the retail job I would like leave sweating cuz you're like (he motions running around)"

Natalie "So why'd you work a second job?"

Kevin "One, i liked the people and the discounts"

Natalie "that's how a lot of places entice you, like free food at food places, they pay nothing, but you know what i'm saying that's how they get people to work there"

Kevin "and at the time, I loved Banana, at the time that was like MY store. now, I have not, ever since i quit i have not stepped food in that store. That's like boring clothing, WAY overpriced. "

Natalie "Yeah I don't shop at Banana."

chooch850

08-23-2009, 01:40 PM

"See, it's not that much harder, it really isn't, you know, it's not like I'm the BIG Manager, that's where everything falls on, me, I'm like the (I swear this is how she said it) leagejohn (she meant liaison) so really nothing falls on me, all the accountability falls on the other person (so in life she is just like in the game, letting accountability fall on others while she takes the spoils) ya know? So it's nice to have like that you know authority and that, ya know, so"

LOL! You are so right Tink.

Stealtheye

08-23-2009, 02:01 PM

Continuing from last night's BBAD

Jeff "Every time I walk out in the evening I think Football! I can just smell it man"(me too! Boomer!)

(Thirteen Days and counting!!!)

SOONER!

chooch850

08-23-2009, 02:20 PM

Well kids. I spent the afternoon listening to last night's feeds. It was mostly just bullshit stuff like Tink posted. There were a few "incidents" like Pikey reported, the foreign language 'pig latin' that Kevin & Natalie got in trouble for.

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Nat & Kev getting called to the DR for talking in "tongue". Of couse Nat, not being one to be told what to do, complains in spanish! When they come back from the DR, they are shocked that they almost got thrown out! Kevin says: "Dude, it's like we threw a microphone! They scare me to death with these microphones!"

Another interesting moment was when Russell & Jeff finally got together to talk about the VETO comp & what the game plan was now that Jeff had won.

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"Dude, I swore on my dad!"

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"It's the same right now man... nothing's changed."

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Russell again explains his vote for Jessie, saying he understands why it upset Jeff, but he swore to both Casey & Jessie the first week that he wouldn't vote them out & they are the only two. He kept his word to them both. That should mean something.

Seems like Jeff has taken on some of Natalie's traits. He totally avoided looking directly at Russell thru that whole conversation. At the same time, in the kitchen, Nat & Kev are going over just how they are going to get rid of Jeff next week. Natalie is bragging about how she can beat Michele at anything... hanging, running.. anything & she will win next week. She has to.

Then she is going to give Jeff the same speech he gave Jessie, that she is only doing it because he has had the power in the house for the last 4 weeks & it's time to make a change so the rest of them have a chance to win. Wipe the slate clean. Kevin told her that they have to make them think we are desperate to stay in the house just one more week, that they have to appear weak & to not do anything to ruffle feathers with Jeff. He told her, he's stopped complaining because that irritates Jeff.

chooch850

08-23-2009, 02:31 PM

The BLANKET Incident!!!

Kevin & Natalie decided after being chastised by BB that they just might take a nap. They went into the pool room....

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They were going to take the sleeping bags because no one was sleeping in that room at night.

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Natalie goes for the navy blanket & out pops Michele. "Dude?!"

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Natalie apologizes, saying she didn't know she was under there & they take the other two blankets & leave, apologizing again.

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When they get back to the red room, they crack up at the fact that Michele was under there!

chooch850

08-23-2009, 02:41 PM

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Michele thinks it's a plot against her & goes & tells Russell.

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Russell wants to know WTF? Nat explains that no one's using them & Russ asks if the ones they have aren't good enough anymore? He then says he uses his in the morning after he gets out of the 'have-not's' room & takes his back. Nat tells Kev he can just go get it later.

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Meanwhile, Michele goes to the HOH room & squeals to Jeff who comes downstairs & asks WTF?

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Nat & Kev say they didn't see her under there & when they did , they left her blanket there. They weren't doing anything. Jeff tells Russell later, "I don't want this bickering & shit. I'll just go upstairs!"

Another cute thing was that Jordan was going to sleep downstairs last night. She told Michele that her & Jeff had been bickering alot lately & she thinks a long didtance relationship with him when they got out of the house wouldn't work. She doesn't think he would approve of her & the way she is in the outside world. She admits that she's a huge flirt. Besides, Jeff will have a ton of fans when the show is over.

Jeff, when asked by Kevin, tells that his type of woman is a brunette, who keeps up with him in conversations, is athletic & well built. None of which Jordan is.

Later on in the night, Jeff can't stand that Jordan is NOT in the HOH room with him at bed time & goes and gets her to come to bed. SWEET!

doc5467

08-23-2009, 02:42 PM

I just can't believe how Jeff and Jordan have changed in the last few days. Are they drunk with power, incredibly stupid, innocently naive, or what?? And their level of nastiness has quadrupled lately; where are the nice "good people" some of us found so attractive? Wow, what a turn-around. I wish Russell could be saved somehow but it seems very unlikely.

chooch850

08-23-2009, 02:49 PM

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Today's Jeff shot!

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Equal time for Russell

I just can't believe how Jeff and Jordan have changed in the last few days. Are they drunk with power, incredibly stupid, innocently naive, or what?? And their level of nastiness has quadrupled lately; where are the nice "good people" some of us found so attractive? Wow, what a turn-around. I wish Russell could be saved somehow but it seems very unlikely.

Jordan has stated that she can't stand to even look at either one of them, let alone speak to them. She just wants them both gone. Jeff gives her hell for wearing her feelings on her sleeve, so to speak. She's a big blabbermouth too & has told Kevin & natalie everything that her & Jeff have planned. I just shake my head listening to it all.

Michele is hindering her own self. She just can't have a coherant conversation at all. It all comes out as a lie or a cover-up & I listen to her & for the most part, she IS telling the truth. I remember how happy she was last week, in tears, because Jordan was being so sweet to her, sharing the HOH room with her & all. What difference this week.

pixielated

08-23-2009, 03:17 PM

I think Jeff is just starting to show his true colors. I'm starting to hope that somehow, somebody wins HOH who will be able to get rid of him, just because of how stupid he's acting. I think he is also kind of controlling, in that "teasing" way.

The fact that everybody still thinks Natalie is 18 shows the intellligence level this season. She can put anything over on them. It's that poker-playing background.

I still like Jordan and Kevin. I never cared for Russell that much, but I'm starting to feel bad for him. I'm liking Natalie more just because she is gaming everybody, and because she has problems with authority (I do too). Michele is too much of a whiner ("They took my blanky!").

I'll probably stay on the Jeff/Jordan bandwagon if they stick with their ORIGINAL plan, but I don't think there is much chance of that. If they backdoor Russell, I'm gonna root for Nat or Kevin to win HOH. I just can't support that kind of stupidity.

chooch850

08-23-2009, 03:38 PM

The fact that everybody still thinks Natalie is 18 shows the intellligence level this season. She can put anything over on them. It's that poker-playing background.

Michele said something to Russell last night that Natalie can't possibly be 18 if she was using her allowance money to buy Dr. Pepper for the caps. What 3 yr. old would or could do that. Maybe she'll smaren up & use it against her.

Right now Michele is getting all dolled up for some reason. Maybe she's gonna try & seduce Jeff. She definitely has a thing for him the way she's always giggling around him.

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Well Well Well... what's going on here?

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Jeff is gonna love me!

Meanwhile, outside Jeff & Jordan are cleaning the grill for chicken & tacos.

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Oh Jeff, I love when you cook for me. I haven't eaten in an hour!

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Yeh, I can tell you're starving.

chooch850

08-23-2009, 05:42 PM

Jordan & Jeff had a little tiff in the HOH room. They were doing their usual "Russell needs to go" talking & Jeff tells her that him & her need to win everything from here on out. Jordan makes the remark that she would like to just float to the end & Jeff snaps back that "you have to win something. I have to win. If one of us doesnt win comps, we will go home!"
He then says he's "getting the short end of this friendship!" Jordan questions: "Why, I've been a good friend?" Jeff replies: "Yes you have."

shantigal

08-23-2009, 09:07 PM

[Jeff, when asked by Kevin, tells that his type of woman is a brunette, who keeps up with him in conversations, is athletic & well built. None of which Jordan is.

He's describing Tink!

Jordan has stated that she can't stand to even look at either one of them, let alone speak to them. She just wants them both gone. Jeff gives her hell for wearing her feelings on her sleeve, so to speak. She's a big blabbermouth too & has told Kevin & natalie everything that her & Jeff have planned. I just shake my head listening to it all.

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Hope there's a roll of duct tape in that house and Jeff uses it on Jordan's mouth. Unless Natalie really screws up, and I don't think she will, it's over for Jeff/Jordan. I'm upset not because Jeff won't win, but because Natalie will. We, the viewers, gave Jeff the power to turn things around. He did at first and now is really letting us down by his naivete.

Why would Jeff say he wants to take Kevin because he deserves it more? WTF? Who is he to decide who deserves to win? Russell has played just as hard as anyone else, certainly more gameplay than Jordan.

One more thing. Because of Chima being kicked out, won't there only be 6 people in the jury house? What if it comes down to one evil and one good in the final? Wouldn't that end up in a tie?

MelBell

08-23-2009, 09:47 PM

Bummer. I was gone all afternoon and was hoping to come home and read that Jeff hit his head on pool deck or something and came to his senses. wishful thinking on my part, I know.

I think Jeff is just starting to show his true colors. I'm starting to hope that somehow, somebody wins HOH who will be able to get rid of him, just because of how stupid he's acting. I think he is also kind of controlling, in that "teasing" way.

I'll probably stay on the Jeff/Jordan bandwagon if they stick with their ORIGINAL plan, but I don't think there is much chance of that. If they backdoor Russell, I'm gonna root for Nat or Kevin to win HOH. I just can't support that kind of stupidity.

I think I'm with you pixie. Maybe Jeff just seemed so nice when compared to everyone else who was/is in the house. I mean he is HOT, funny and can be really sweet but now not so much. Hopefully, it's just the pressure of the game! I still want him to win; I am just worried about how that is going to happen when Natalie or Kevin win next week, because it's time for one of them to win, and take him out. :crying:

Anyway, I read this conversation over at Jokers earlier today. Michelle & Jordan were alone in the backyard and Michelle, understandably, was trying to talk to her and get some information. After they are done talking Jordan runs up and tells Jeff the jist of the convo and here it is:

Jeff is up and Jordan is repeating conversation with Michele. Jordan says she told Michele that "remember, Jeff is going to do what is best for him". Jeff: "Yeah, yeah". Jordan: repeats the conversation that Russell is going after Jeff next week. She tells Jordan that Michele said it was weird that they would want to keep Natalie around, and next week wouldn't be good because next week you couldn't play for HOH. Jeff: says yeah, she's so gone, if she doesn't want to play by our F'n rules, shes gone. It's the smartest move. Jordan says it's a good thing she didn't win comp. yesterday. Jeff says she better watch her f'ning tone, you want to throw HOH, make it easy on us, you're going home. She knows Russ is her only ally and if he goes she's next.

Jordan I told her I'm not scared of Russ, what's he going to do, scream, yell and say hurtful things. I don't care, I'm not scared of him.

Jeff says I'll F'ing slap him in the face. Who cares who the F is she to run around and tell you that *****. I don't care.

Jordan says she told her this was coming from HER and not Jeff. Says she can feel her trying to turn but she shouldn't have made a F2 with him. Says she told her that Russ is just using her like Ronnie.

Jordan says she's scared she might put up her and Jeff, if she wants to flop in HOH, I'll take it so we can do whatever we want.

I was like WOW...where did that come from? What happened to make him feel that way? I do remember he used to call Michelle psycho and all but seriously Kevin & Natalie aren't much better. At least Michelle is being honest get to Final 4 and then everyone is on their own. I guess it's the power of being HOH that makes him act this way...everyone deals with it differently.

I've actually come to terms with the fact that Russell will be going up, I just think it's a shame. I really hope NataLIE doesn't win, she will be so smug.

Why would Jeff say he wants to take Kevin because he deserves it more? WTF? Who is he to decide who deserves to win? Russell has played just as hard as anyone else, certainly more gameplay than Jordan.

So, has Michelle. She has won 2 POVs and HOH. She almost sounds like the biggest threat left in the game.

(sorry that was so long, thanks for reading ;) )

flyngdtchmn

08-23-2009, 09:48 PM

Hope there's a roll of duct tape in that house and Jeff uses it on Jordan's mouth. Unless Natalie really screws up, and I don't think she will, it's over for Jeff/Jordan. I'm upset not because Jeff won't win, but because Natalie will. We, the viewers, gave Jeff the power to turn things around. He did at first and now is really letting us down by his naivete.

I agree. Natalie is too well practiced a liar to screw up.

I don't think that Jeff's problem is naivete, however. It's flat-out willful stupidity.. He's stated that the timing of Natalie and Kevin's come-ons were very convenient. He knows that both were aligned with the other side and would have voted him out ASAP. He's either stupid or delusional.

Hostile7teen

08-23-2009, 09:58 PM

I am so over Jeff. ai agree that Michelle is perhaps the biggest threat. She was really good in the endurance challenge held the last time. Natalie isn't as tough as she believes I think. If Russell does go home, I hope Michelle wins HOH.

pixielated

08-23-2009, 10:07 PM

Hey, Mel, we Arizonans have to stick together.

I agree with you, too, Dutch. Jeff doesn't come across as naive. Stupid, maybe, but not naive. His intellect is too limited to deal with the ambiguity and complexity of the shifting alliances in the house. He also supposedly dislikes conflict, which is a handicap no matter what you are doing.

And, Jeff, it's "pay the piper" and "fear the reaper." You don't pay the reaper until you die and he collects your soul.

flyngdtchmn

08-23-2009, 10:13 PM

I think that if Russell goes to the Jury House this week and either Wormtongue (Natalie) or Smeagol (Kevin) (sorry, I just watched LOTR) wins HOH then Jeff and Jordan will get a very rude awakening.

He also supposedly dislikes conflict, which is a handicap no matter what you are doing.

That's a fact. If you can't deal with conflict, you're toast.

lol...Unless you're promoted and can have someone else deal with the conflict.

chooch850

08-23-2009, 10:34 PM

One more thing. Because of Chima being kicked out, won't there only be 6 people in the jury house? What if it comes down to one evil and one good in the final? Wouldn't that end up in a tie?

CBS has stated that America will be the 7th voter. How they will work that, I'm not sure. But we will have the last say if it comes down to a tie.

The thing that is driving me crazy is (as shown in Mel's post) that Jeff is sounding more & more like Jessie & his power driven arrogance. The one thing that he despised about Jessie!

And another thing (don't stop me, I'm on a roll) he & Jordan NEVER talk about the votes in the jury house. They just worry about who can win competitions & they don't think Kevin or Natalie can win anything. (well, Nat sure hasn't won a thing). It's like Jeff is trying to get him & Jordan to the final two, so Jordan can win. Am I crazy for thinking that?

flyngdtchmn

08-23-2009, 11:04 PM

CBS has stated that America will be the 7th voter. How they will work that, I'm not sure. But we will have the last say if it comes down to a tie.

The thing that is driving me crazy is (as shown in Mel's post) that Jeff is sounding more & more like Jessie & his power driven arrogance. The one thing that he despised about Jessie!

And another thing (don't stop me, I'm on a roll) he & Jordan NEVER talk about the votes in the jury house. They just worry about who can win competitions & they don't think Kevin or Natalie can win anything. (well, Nat sure hasn't won a thing). It's like Jeff is trying to get him & Jordan to the final two, so Jordan can win. Am I crazy for thinking that?

You're definitely NOT CRAZY. Jeff and Jordan DON'T see the big picture.