Which Johnny Depp are you?

[Lizardqueen]

Here is a very queer quiz that I like. http://home.mn.rr.com/couplandesque/quizzes/depp.htm
If you take it let us know which Johnny Depp you are and post the description. Since no matter what I do I'm always Don Juan De Marco I don't know what any of the others say. By the way, I hate quizzes because I always want to alter the questions and answers because they are too vague or have multiple answers, or they just plain old ask the wrong questions. But come on people! Let's not overthink this. It's all about the funny.

You are Don Juan From "Don Juan De Marco."

Woobaby! You are Don Juan - dark and handsome, and the world's greatest lover. Some people find you to be a bit insane (or is that insanely sexy?). While you may not be playing with all 52 cards, don't let that get you down - you're a true romantic at heart.

[zoobabe]

Funny quiz LQ! Thanks!

here's my Johhny:

You Are Ichabod Crane From "Sleepy Hollow."

You're a deep thinker - most times logically. You're a bit of a neat freak and a wuss (hey, you do faint a lot!) but you do have the ability to overcome your fears and come out stronger in the end. And you never lose your head over things. (Gufaw gufaw!)

[Lyndsay]

That was fun!

You Are Ed Wood From Ed Wood.

You definitely have your name in history, although probably not for the reason you believe. Yet you are very accepting, non-judgemental, and optimistic almost to a fault. You also have a thing for angora sweaters. How could anyone not like you?

[gina64]

You Are Ed Wood From "Ed Wood."

You definitely have your name in history, although probably not for the reason you believe. Yet you are very accepting, non-judgemental, and optimistic almost to a fault. You also have a thing for angora sweaters. How could anyone not like you?

That was fun, LQ - sure beats working. Thanks!

[Lizardqueen]

I just remembered that quiz because my brother sent me a "How gay are you?" quiz this morning. I thought I was practically a lezzy, but come to find out I'm 56% straight. Well, I guess that's almost ambiguously gay. If you're interested I'll put that one up too. It's pretty amusing. It might be not safe for work. There are pictures of hairless, naked men with strategically tucked schlong. Probably other stuff I didn't notice because I was so excited to find out if I was gay.

[BDogg]

You Are Edward From "Edward Scissorhands."

You are very shy and often misunderstood. Innocent, sweet, and artistic, you like to pass your days by daydreaming and expressing yourself through the arts. You are a truly unique individual. Unfortunately, you are quite lonely, and few people truly understand you.


Pretty accurate. I am email forwarding this now. THANKS!

[Tabby Lavalamp]

http://home.mn.rr.com/couplandesque/quizzes/sam.gif You Are Sam From "Benny & Joon."

You are very talented at physical comedy. People are in awe of your abilities. However, you have many quirks which can either win people over or completely annoy them. But you're a sweetheart through and through, and it's hard not to love you.

[jelliepair]

Who'd a thunk it...

You Are Sam From "Benny & Joon."

You are very talented at physical comedy. People are in awe of your abilities. However, you have many quirks which can either win people over or completely annoy them. But you're a sweetheart through and through, and it's hard not to love you

[whawha]

I don't get mine...

You are Pvt. Lerner from Platoon...
You are only seen lurking in the background. Your intestines fall out after getting hit with a homemade bomb. You beg Charlie Sheen not to leave you.

I want a do-over!

[Franuary]

I was Edward Scissorhands too... It's pretty accurate for me as well. Except for the whole having-scissors-for-hands thing.

[deltoro]

I AM Gilbert Grape .... sure explains a lot!!!! Thanks, LQ, for helping me 'balance' my afternoon playtime on tvgasm.


You Are Gilbert From "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"

You are very giving and self-sacrificing. You're always there to lend a helping hand to family and friends. However, this generous nature often robs you of fulfilling your needs and desires, and may cause you to become resentful. Find a way to balance your kindness with your independence.

[jennilicious]

Great quiz LQ!
And I for one would love to know how gay I am, so you should post that one for us too :)

You Are Ichabod Crane From "Sleepy Hollow."

You're a deep thinker - most times logically. You're a bit of a neat freak and a wuss (hey, you do faint a lot!) but you do have the ability to overcome your fears and come out stronger in the end. And you never lose your head over things. (Gufaw gufaw!)

[ElectraGlide]

You Are Edward From "Edward Scissorhands."

You are very shy and often misunderstood. Innocent, sweet, and artistic, you like to pass your days by daydreaming and expressing yourself through the arts. You are a truly unique individual. Unfortunately, you are quite lonely, and few people truly understand you.

Mostly accurate.

Thanks for the quiz LQ. Please post the gay one for us!

[Ness]

You Are Sam From "Benny & Joon."

You are very talented at physical comedy. People are in awe of your abilities. However, you have many quirks which can either win people over or completely annoy them. But you're a sweetheart through and through, and it's hard not to love you.

I don't think that I'm like that.

[Lizardqueen]

Alright, we know which Johnny Depp lots of the girls are but not most of the boys. (Very funny Wha-wha). While not comprehensive, this is a good waste of time. I want to know which Johnny Depp you are and I don't want to have to beg. Ok? Please? Don't make me embarrass myself. What? You say I've been making a fool of myself for months? Thanks a lot. Some friend you are.

[ObstinantGirl]

Hee! That was fun :p

You are Don Juan From "Don Juan De Marco."
Woobaby! You are Don Juan - dark and handsome, and the world's greatest lover. Some people find you to be a bit insane (or is that insanely sexy?). While you may not be playing with all 52 cards, don't let that get you down - you're a true romantic at heart.
I'm not dark & handsome, but the world's greatest lover? Oh, absolutely!
Insane? Perhaps a bit.
Insanely sexy? DEFINITELY!!!
And a romantic at heart, right to the core.

[amy303_1/2]

I am an Ed Wood Johnny Depp. I haven't seen that movie but I'll take it, I guess.

[chick110]

I started worrying that I may be the only strange one here, but it was nice to see other...

You Are Edward From "Edward Scissorhands."

You are very shy and often misunderstood. Innocent, sweet, and artistic, you like to pass your days by daydreaming and expressing yourself through the arts. You are a truly unique individual. Unfortunately, you are quite lonely, and few people truly understand you.

[msCCRN]

"...you have many quirks which can either win people over or completely annoy them.."

Oh that hurts, but it's probably true. However I do like to think that I am a sweetheart through and through, and it's hard not to love me!

But I would rather be Captain Jack Sparrow....:)

[palmtree]

Here's mine, I love this site it was cool.
You Are Gilbert From "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"

You are very giving and self-sacrificing. You're always there to lend a helping hand to family and friends. However, this generous nature often robs you of fulfilling your needs and desires, and may cause you to become resentful. Find a way to balance your kindness with your independence.

Figures though this is one of the movies from him I didn't like.

[doriangz]

According to the quizz I am Gilbert Grape Johnny which is so right on the money ... NOT.
The only thing I have in common with Johnny is long hair and I used to live in France and WeHo. Oh and Im weird too.

[Lizardqueen]

Seriously, this is a very important thing to know about yourself and others. It should be updated, but it isn't. Get over it.

[EdHill]

Here is a very queer quiz that I like. http://home.mn.rr.com/couplandesque/quizzes/depp.htm
If you take it let us know which Johnny Depp you are and post the description. Since no matter what I do I'm always Don Juan De Marco I don't know what any of the others say. By the way, I hate quizzes because I always want to alter the questions and answers because they are too vague or have multiple answers, or they just plain old ask the wrong questions. But come on people! Let's not overthink this. It's all about the funny.

You are Don Juan From "Don Juan De Marco."

Woobaby! You are Don Juan - dark and handsome, and the world's greatest lover. Some people find you to be a bit insane (or is that insanely sexy?). While you may not be playing with all 52 cards, don't let that get you down - you're a true romantic at heart.

I took it and it said I was Marlon Brando from Don Jaun Demarco.

WTF?

[ScotyUtah]

You Are Gilbert From "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"

You are very giving and self-sacrificing. You're always there to lend a helping hand to family and friends. However, this generous nature often robs you of fulfilling your needs and desires, and may cause you to become resentful. Find a way to balance your kindness with your independence.

Mostly accurate but I'm not resentful about a damn thing; my needs and desires are covered baby!! Guess I found a way to balance...

[OD-TV]

I am Ed Wood - HA! That was good.

[jampony]

Seriously, this is a very important thing to know about yourself and others. It should be updated, but it isn't. Get over it.
Personally, I like the "how gay are you" quiz that you posted more than this one. I think that one says a lot about you, too.

PS: I'm Gilbert Grape.

[campfiregirl]

Here is a very queer quiz that I like. http://home.mn.rr.com/couplandesque/quizzes/depp.htm
If you take it let us know which Johnny Depp you are and post the description. Since no matter what I do I'm always Don Juan De Marco I don't know what any of the others say. By the way, I hate quizzes because I always want to alter the questions and answers because they are too vague or have multiple answers, or they just plain old ask the wrong questions. But come on people! Let's not overthink this. It's all about the funny.

You are Don Juan From "Don Juan De Marco."

Woobaby! You are Don Juan - dark and handsome, and the world's greatest lover. Some people find you to be a bit insane (or is that insanely sexy?). While you may not be playing with all 52 cards, don't let that get you down - you're a true romantic at heart.
BUMP I am Gilbert and this thread needs to be played again... this had to have been made before Pirates cause I do agree with Pearl...:D

[Quidam]

You Are Ed Wood From "Ed Wood."

[Pegster]

You Are Sam From "Benny & Joon."

You are very talented at physical comedy. People are in awe of your abilities. However, you have many quirks which can either win people over or completely annoy them. But you're a sweetheart through and through, and it's hard not to love you.

Yeah, that's actually pretty spot-on, if you consider tripping over my own feet and falling off of my shoes (wedges are SO hard to wear) physical comedy.

It is also very, very hard not to love me. I rule. :D

[minda07]

You Are Ed Wood From "Ed Wood."

You definitely have your name in history, although probably not for the reason you believe. Yet you are very accepting, non-judgemental, and optimistic almost to a fault. You also have a thing for angora sweaters. How could anyone not like you?

All except the sweaters I'd agree!

[photochild]

I'm Gilbert Grape. Excellent. That makes me love my life so much more.

[AngelVenom]

I am Sam from Benny and Joon. Hard not to love and can be annoying as all hell!! Yup that's me.

[t-bag]

Ed Wood. I'm such a failure.

[HoneyBunny]

Ed Wood. I'm such a failure.
I loved Ed Wood and his Angora sweater.




hb

[t-bag]

Much more accurate was the "Which Ewan McGregor are you?" test.

You are Alex Law. You're sarcastic, a bit rude, and sometimes insensitive. However, you're clever and know who to trust - and who not to trust. Especially when your "mates" turn into enemies before your eyes.

And just for the record, I'm also Zack Morris. So give me the respect I deserve.

[HoneyBunny]

Much more accurate was the "Which Ewan McGregor are you?" test.

You are Alex Law. You're sarcastic, a bit rude, and sometimes insensitive. However, you're clever and know who to trust - and who not to trust. Especially when your "mates" turn into enemies before your eyes.

And just for the record, I'm also Zack Morris. So give me the respect I deserve.

If I gave you what you "deserve" you would be bitch slapped!



hb

[photochild]

And just for the record, I'm also Zack Morris. So give me the respect I deserve.

I took that quiz one time...I'm Lisa Turtle. Bring on the hot pink earrings and the big hair.

This thread makes me want to go take a bunch of cheesy quizzes and try to get to know myself better.

[TinkerbellAPixie]

If I gave you what you "deserve" you would be bitch slapped!

hb

Every day I love you more and more!


http://www.cinemusic.net/reviews/cd9/finding_neverland_lrg.jpg

You Are J. M Barry From "Finding Neverland."

You are very talented at writing and creating magical worlds.
People are inspired by your imagination.
You can hear a fairy in the sound of a bell and see pirate ships
in every cloud. But you've got a sweet heart that cares about
others very Depply.

Gotta admit that's spot on. ;)

[AngelVenom]

Every day I love you more and more!


http://www.cinemusic.net/reviews/cd9/finding_neverland_lrg.jpg

Depply.

;)
Ha ha :D

[Quidam]

Has Josh Hartnett signed on to play Johnny Depp somewhere or is he just a huge fan? While Josh is a cutie in his own right, there is only and will be only one Johnny Depp. Thank goodness, don’t know if the many hearts to deal with more than one.

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[zoobabe]

I think that Josh looks like a Dr. Suess character. Either grow a real gotee or shave that shit off!

[LonnaSaur]

You Are Gilbert From "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"

You are very giving and self-sacrificing. You're always there to lend a helping hand to family and friends. However, this generous nature often robs you of fulfilling your needs and desires, and may cause you to become resentful. Find a way to balance your kindness with your independence.

Sigh. Gilbert Grape is NOT my favorite Johnny Depp. I think I prefer Ed Wood.

[minda07]

Just take it again and change your answers til you get it!