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TinkerbellAPixie
09-14-2006, 05:18 AM
I don't know about you guys but I'm missing a few of our regulars who have gone missing.

Deltoro - Last Activity: 07-16-2006 11:42 PM
Derder - Last Activity: 09-07-2006 12:18 PM
Jennilicious - Last Activity: 08-06-2006 08:49 AM
Mulv - Last Activity: 09-05-2006 11:53 PM

Come out come out wherever you are!

whawha
09-14-2006, 08:00 AM
I don't know about you guys but I'm missing a few of our regulars who have gone missing.

Deltoro - Last Activity: 07-16-2006 11:42 PM
Derder - Last Activity: 09-07-2006 12:18 PM
Jennilicious - Last Activity: 08-06-2006 08:49 AM
Mulv - Last Activity: 09-05-2006 11:53 PM

Come out come out wherever you are!

And what about TheSvan?!!!

Um.


Never mind.

Clair
09-14-2006, 09:39 AM
And what about TheSvan?!!!

Um.


Never mind.

:lol:

tati
09-14-2006, 10:13 AM
I don't know about you guys but I'm missing a few of our regulars who have gone missing.

Deltoro - Last Activity: 07-16-2006 11:42 PM
Derder - Last Activity: 09-07-2006 12:18 PM
Jennilicious - Last Activity: 08-06-2006 08:49 AM
Mulv - Last Activity: 09-05-2006 11:53 PM

Come out come out wherever you are!

OMG, Tink, you're rite! I haven't seen some of these guys and I assumed it's b/c I don't read all the threads, like BB or Rockstar, thot maybe they were posting on there. But I did notice Derder hsn't been around---maybe it's b/c of back-to-school stuff? I do miss her comments on Gossip thread. & Mulv! I know she watched Project Runway! where are you, M? & Jenni! haven't seen her Snoopy avatar in ages! miss u guys!

bevo
09-14-2006, 05:02 PM
I don't know about you guys but I'm missing a few of our regulars who have gone missing.

Deltoro - Last Activity: 07-16-2006 11:42 PM
Derder - Last Activity: 09-07-2006 12:18 PM
Jennilicious - Last Activity: 08-06-2006 08:49 AM
Mulv - Last Activity: 09-05-2006 11:53 PM

Come out come out wherever you are!

Tink, I thought for sure derder would be around for the end of BB. Come back derder! :)

whawha
09-14-2006, 05:09 PM
Tink, I thought for sure derder would be around for the end of BB. Come back derder! :)

I blame the gypsies...

TinkerbellAPixie
03-23-2007, 12:41 PM
Has anyone seen Jinger lately?

Last Activity: 03-14-2007 03:15 PM

I miss my Friday Night Lights watch buddy.

Quidam
03-23-2007, 12:57 PM
And Tati is MIA also. :confused:

TinkerbellAPixie
03-23-2007, 01:05 PM
Aww and I love tati too.

Tati, Jinger - come out come out wherever you are!

Ms. Tumnus
03-23-2007, 01:09 PM
What! Since when is Whawha back in action??????6

Mulv is over on the site that must remain nameless.

tvaholic
03-23-2007, 02:49 PM
Where is sock monkey???

chooch850
03-27-2007, 01:03 PM
Has anyone seen Lonnasaur????

giffordsaz
03-27-2007, 03:29 PM
I havenn't heard from Schoonie in like ..... two hours
WTF!! did he die?

TinkerbellAPixie
03-27-2007, 04:32 PM
Some other folks I'm missing :(

Ness - Last Activity: 03-18-2007 12:52 PM
Roob - Last Activity: 03-20-2007 05:59 PM
Loula - Last Activity: 03-10-2007 11:34 PM

RachWho?
03-27-2007, 04:39 PM
Some other folks I'm missing :(

Ness - Last Activity: 03-18-2007 12:52 PM
Roob - Last Activity: 03-20-2007 05:59 PM
Loula - Last Activity: 03-10-2007 11:34 PM

Roob has been spotted as TOS as recently as today :)

'tonyagasm'
03-27-2007, 04:51 PM
ness aint missing!

TinkerbellAPixie
03-27-2007, 04:53 PM
I said I was missing her! :(

Ness
03-30-2007, 05:41 PM
I said I was missing her! :(

Awwww I feel so special :o .
I come on sometimes, but i have classes that are killing me so i can't come online as much as i used to. Thank God for spring break, I miss you guys too.:wub:

TinkerbellAPixie
03-30-2007, 06:26 PM
Awwww I feel so special :o .
I come on sometimes, but i have classes that are killing me so i can't come online as much as i used to. Thank God for spring break, I miss you guys too.:wub:

YAY! Ness is back! :)
Glad you're on Spring Break so we can have you again. Sorry to hear your classes are keepin you so busy (and away from us)

Jinger
03-31-2007, 01:03 PM
Has anyone seen Jinger lately?

Last Activity: 03-14-2007 03:15 PM

I miss my Friday Night Lights watch buddy.

I just saw this one!!

Aw Tink, you like me...you really like me!!:clap:

TinkerbellAPixie
03-31-2007, 01:38 PM
Always have babe!

Ness
03-31-2007, 07:04 PM
We love you Tink.:flowers:

Just because i'm on the forum doesn't mean i'll be typing much of anything because:
1. I don't have much to say.
2. I'd rather read what you all are typing, you guys always put a smile on my face.:D

campfiregirl
03-31-2007, 08:41 PM
I just want to tell Ness, I love your Avatar.


I just got my son to do a Firefly Marathon at camp last week!!!!!1

Made me a happy camper.

Pegster
04-02-2007, 12:49 PM
I miss t-bag.
I'm so ashamed.
I need help.

campfiregirl
04-02-2007, 12:51 PM
I miss t-bag.
I'm so ashamed.
I need help.

Admiting you have a problem is the first step. And don'y worry the little bagster will be home soon.:D

photochild
04-02-2007, 01:28 PM
I miss t-bag.
I'm so ashamed.
I need help.

I do too!!!!

He was my fall back guy when I was bored online. I could be as annoying as I wanted and he'd still reply! I hope our little boy's doing ok out in the big world.

TinkerbellAPixie
04-02-2007, 02:09 PM
I know I already mentioned that I miss tati - but now I miss her more. It's been ages since she's been around with her little weiner dog avatar.

Tati - where are you?

giffordsaz
04-02-2007, 03:41 PM
Admiting you have a problem is the first step. And don'y worry the little bagster will be home soon.:D


we could all post insults on his thread..... that will make him feel real welcome when he ocmes home!!!

LonnaSaur
04-03-2007, 12:15 PM
Has anyone seen Lonnasaur????

I am honored to have been missed. I've just been a little down lately and didn't want to spread my malaise on the forii. All better now, though!

RachWho?
04-03-2007, 12:33 PM
I am honored to have been missed. I've just been a little down lately and didn't want to spread my malaise on the forii. All better now, though!

Aww, Lonna...sorry to hear you were feeling blue, but I am glad you are feeling better now! You are always welcome to come when you are down, though...we do our best to make people feel better. :)

LonnaSaur
04-03-2007, 12:36 PM
Aww, Lonna...sorry to hear you were feeling blue, but I am glad you are feeling better now! You are always welcome to come when you are down, though...we do our best to make people feel better. :)

Thanks, Rach. You guys DO make people feel better. I can't tell you how sweet it was to find out that not only did people realize I hadn't been around, but they missed me, too.

Sob-I love you guys!-Sob!!

may1
04-03-2007, 12:42 PM
Glad you are feeling better Lonna. Hope it's nothing but bright happy days for you from now on.:D

flipit
04-03-2007, 01:03 PM
come here when you're depressed! we'll binge and bitch about your enemies together!

photochild
04-03-2007, 01:33 PM
come here when you're depressed! we'll binge and bitch about your enemies together!

That's totally what I do. I feel we all have a communal hatred for my old landlady.

Ms. Tumnus
04-03-2007, 02:15 PM
I have a non-tvgasm missing person. I was supposed to be meeting a boy for drinks tonight. We've never met but have been emailing each other on and off for months.

We tried to get together a few times, but our schedules are fucked. So I asked him out again last week and we set up a "date" for today.

I suggested a few places, he said "doesn't matter to me" so I suggested a place in particular. He replied "I won't be able to park downtown" OK. I asked him what he suggested. No reply. I emailed him this a.m. to ask whether we were still on for tonight, and still no reply.

How great does THIS feel? Fungdart.

Quidam
04-03-2007, 02:18 PM
It feels like crap Misty! But he's the loser...remember that. And you should go on down there and have a drink, who knows who you might pick up on!!!

RachWho?
04-03-2007, 02:25 PM
It goes without saying that if he DOESN'T reply and the meeting doesn't take place, that it's his loss. But my guess is that if you have been emailing for awhile and he wants to meet, there is a forgivable reason for him not responding. I always jump to conclusions with situations like this, and then have to recall the giant shipment of Depends I had sent to the person's workplace when I realize there is a rational explanation for their behavior.

tvaholic
04-03-2007, 02:51 PM
Rach is right, maybe he's really nervous about meeting you in person, that you'll think he's grotesque or something. I give you props, I'd be chicken too!

flipit
04-03-2007, 05:09 PM
I have a non-tvgasm missing person. I was supposed to be meeting a boy for drinks tonight. We've never met but have been emailing each other on and off for months.

We tried to get together a few times, but our schedules are fucked. So I asked him out again last week and we set up a "date" for today.

I suggested a few places, he said "doesn't matter to me" so I suggested a place in particular. He replied "I won't be able to park downtown" OK. I asked him what he suggested. No reply. I emailed him this a.m. to ask whether we were still on for tonight, and still no reply.

How great does THIS feel? Fungdart.

oh tumtum. boys are gross. at least you didn't give him your virginity before he turned into a frog. cherry saved!

giffordsaz
04-03-2007, 05:16 PM
Nah, I'd kick him in the nuts if I was you sister... after he finally decides to show his tainted face in your general direction.
You are a stand up girl and deserve better than this... I mean he could of come up with ONE spot to recommend for a drink....if it was only 7-eleven....
and he can't park downtown or doesn't want too-- do you really want to spend more time with a guy that won't go down town... who is he George Kastanza.....
Not answering that many requests means one of two things..
1. he gay and not telling anyone yet .....
2. he is a social retard....
just my opinion

Ms. Tumnus
04-04-2007, 06:04 AM
Thanks guys. You're the best. :wub:

You've basically brought up every scenario/excuse I had imagined too. I'm leaning towards social retard with a sprinkling of momma's boy.

I didn't sweat it much though. I just went home, had a beer and ate popcorn -- a normal Tuesday night.

Ms. Tumnus
04-04-2007, 06:24 AM
OK, so I finally got an answer from Mr. Man:

"Sorry about yesterday. I took a wlak on monday and dropped my wallet. I spent around four hours monday night and tuesday morning with a flashlight looking for it. Needless to say I was completely wiped yesterday."

Ding ding ding!!!! I think we have a loser.

Quidam
04-04-2007, 06:28 AM
Needless to say I was completely wiped yesterday."

Ding ding ding!!!! I think we have a loser.


Like toliet paper...count your blessings Misty!

Ms. Tumnus
04-04-2007, 06:30 AM
Like toliet paper...count your blessings Misty!

What would I do without you lot? I swear. this is much cheaper than therapy.

Quidam
04-04-2007, 06:36 AM
What would I do without you lot? I swear. this is much cheaper than therapy.

You're kidding right...I sent my bill last week! And none of that funny money from Canadia!!

Jinger
04-04-2007, 07:35 AM
Ms. T - that dude is a waste of a penis! Laugh it off, it's so his loss!!!

RachWho?
04-04-2007, 08:04 AM
Ms. T - that dude is a waste of a penis! Laugh it off, it's so his loss!!!

You are assuming he has a penis. Maybe that's what he was looking for with the flashlight. No worries...not a chance he was gonna find it. He'd probably need a microscope.

Ms. Tumnus
04-04-2007, 08:17 AM
I can't say it enough: you guys rock.

:lol:

And Quidam, the checks in the mail...Monopoly money's OK, right?

may1
04-04-2007, 08:22 AM
He could be a male version of Charla, that's why it took so long to look for a wallet. With Mirna yelling all the time that she's doing everything.
You dodged a bullet, baby.

Quidam
04-04-2007, 08:35 AM
And Quidam, the checks in the mail...Monopoly money's OK, right?

Last time I chequed I still accepted that.

Ms. Tumnus
04-04-2007, 08:59 AM
Last time I chequed I still accepted that.

Are you mocking my dubious (Edhillian?) spelling?

I can even throw in Baltic Ave. if you want. That's a gravy train.

giffordsaz
04-04-2007, 09:02 AM
Hunting with a flashlight for his wallet. For 4 hours

It also tells us he doesn't go out in daylight.... so he is either

1. a vampire and you are lucky to have your blood still running
2.butt ugly.... and you wouldn't want to be seen with him anyway.

And if you are doing normal things how do you lose your wallet like that... (I said Normal things Flipit)

either way sis, you are better off.... now we just need to find an Adonis to send your way

Ms. Tumnus
04-04-2007, 09:03 AM
Bringing this back to the real reason for the thread: Is the Bagster away? He hasn't pissed anyone off in more than a week.

RachWho?
04-04-2007, 09:39 AM
Well, according to this post, we probably have another few days to wait to be pissed off:

http://forums.tvgasm.com/showthread.php?p=43833#post43833

Unless he just stays there to cavort in the sex trade. He could probably make some old man very happy.

Quidam
04-04-2007, 09:49 AM
Unless he just stays there to cavort in the sex trade. He could probably make some old man very happy.

Like Beverley Leslie?
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/holly46559/11-5.jpg

LonnaSaur
04-04-2007, 09:59 AM
:lol:

Beverly Leslie! That's the best!

TinkerbellAPixie
04-04-2007, 10:16 AM
I miss Loula - my little forums sister. :(

I miss Derder - but think she's gone forever

I miss deltoro

I miss bevo - and really hope she comes back strong when BB is on - she was my connection to what happened on the feeds.

I miss OD-TV and chick110

I can't even begin to describe how much I miss J-Unit and B-Side

may1
04-04-2007, 02:20 PM
Has anyone heard from jasminetheawesome?

Pegster
04-04-2007, 02:33 PM
Are you mocking my dubious (Edhillian?) spelling?



Edhillian: The fine art of writing a recap or post littered with so many typos and misspellings that it is almost indecipherable.

Good new word for the glossary.

Ms. Tumnus
04-05-2007, 08:48 AM
Edhillian: The fine art of writing a recap or post littered with so many typos and misspellings that it is almost indecipherable.

Good new word for the glossary.

oooo, you're right.

LonnaSaur
04-05-2007, 08:51 AM
Edhillian: The fine art of writing a recap or post littered with so many typos and misspellings that it is almost indecipherable.

Good new word for the glossary.


Example: While your reading the forii remember to drink you're beer.

t-bag
04-06-2007, 01:15 PM
I'm no longer one of the Missing Persons. The Dominican was awesome. However, I got Irish skin from my mom, so I do not do well in the sun at all. It's impossible for me to tan: I burn, and then it peels off and it's pale underneath again. Well, I got what must have been second-degree burns while we were there, and now I'm peeling like a motherfucker. A friend took pictures, so if I can get them from her, you can bet your asses they'll appear here.

Speaking of my friend, who knew Dominican men went crazy for blondes? She must have gotten propositioned for sex at least 50 times. We couldn't even eat without every single waiter giving her their numbers. Several proposed to her on the spot, and one on our last night said, "Just let me have your body once before you leave."

Anyway, I'll probably be a little scarce around here for a little bit, since I'm two weeks behind on all the shows, so I have to kind of avoid you guys. But update me if anything crazy happened, i.e. B-Side is running for President, etc.

jampony
04-06-2007, 01:28 PM
I'm no longer one of the Missing Persons. The Dominican was awesome. However, I got Irish skin from my mom, so I do not do well in the sun at all. It's impossible for me to tan: I burn, and then it peels off and it's pale underneath again. Well, I got what must have been second-degree burns while we were there, and now I'm peeling like a motherfucker. A friend took pictures, so if I can get them from her, you can bet your asses they'll appear here.

Speaking of my friend, who knew Dominican men went crazy for blondes? She must have gotten propositioned for sex at least 50 times. We couldn't even eat without every single waiter giving her their numbers. Several proposed to her on the spot, and one on our last night said, "Just let me have your body once before you leave."

Anyway, I'll probably be a little scarce around here for a little bit, since I'm two weeks behind on all the shows, so I have to kind of avoid you guys. But update me if anything crazy happened, i.e. B-Side is running for President, etc.

So who's this "friend" of yours? Someone special? Someone who has the potential to be special? Hmmmm?

Glad you had a good time, but glad you're back, too! Can't wait for the pix!

lennonwhore
04-06-2007, 02:10 PM
welcome back, t-bag! you don.t have to be shy: we know it was you being propositioned...

lbs30
04-06-2007, 08:34 PM
I miss Loula - my little forums sister. :(

I miss Derder - but think she's gone forever

I miss deltoro

I miss bevo - and really hope she comes back strong when BB is on - she was my connection to what happened on the feeds.

I miss OD-TV and chick110

I can't even begin to describe how much I miss J-Unit and B-Side

Derder was here, at least logged in on 4/2.

OD and chick regularly post 'somewhere else',

Has anyone heard from jasminetheawesome?

She always seemed to be here, then gone for awhile.

BTW - for all those missing me- I've had to work alot.:tonguewag:

PS Zoobabe, I took the little rugrat to the Pittsburgh Zoo {and Aquarium - as someone reminded me every time I said zoo}

Quidam
04-07-2007, 07:37 AM
I miss Lizardqueen! http://bestsmileys.com/sad/8.gif

campfiregirl
04-07-2007, 09:28 AM
I miss Lizardqueen! http://bestsmileys.com/sad/8.gif

Q- LQ was in chat the other night. So I'm sure she'll post soon. :)

t-bag
04-07-2007, 01:41 PM
A couple pictures from the Dominican:

The first is me and some dude who wanted me to buy stuff from his store. He did give me a free Tiki necklace, though. I don't know why my smile looks so girly. Just ignore it.

The second is this crazy French woman who sat next to us on the boat we took to go swimming with sharks and sting rays (which was abso-fucking-lutely terrifying, having sharks bigger than me swimming a foot below me).

After the swimming, the boat quickly turned into a giant dance party, as they blared a mixture of reggae and American 90s pop hits, while we all got drunk on rum and coconut milk. The French woman and her husband did a hilarious swing dance, and she decided it was okay to get naked and change her swimming suit on the top deck, as evidenced by the third picture.

The fourth is what happens to me when I go in the sun, even with SPF 40 sunblock.

The fifth is, I don't know, another picture of me on the party boat.

To be continued...

t-bag
04-07-2007, 01:45 PM
Part 2 of my Dominican pictures.

The first is the cousin of the guy who wanted me to buy stuff in his store. He said we had to pay $100 for a picture of him, but then he offered it for free, and even threw in a pose.

The second needs no explanation. What happens on the party boat stays on the party boat. But to clarify, it's not mine.

And the last three are some crazy kids that were playing in the sand.

chooch850
04-07-2007, 01:53 PM
Wow... what great pics.... I feel your pain with that sunburn. Noxema works on taking away the sting and helps with the peeling too.

....more pics please, those of us stuck in the cold love warm weather pics of people having fun.

may1
04-07-2007, 01:59 PM
PS Zoobabe, I took the little rugrat to the Pittsburgh Zoo {and Aquarium - as someone reminded me every time I said zoo}

I used to live right down the street from the Pgh zoo. Loved it!!!


T-bag, you picture's are great. Looks like you had such a good time.

supermarketgirl
04-07-2007, 02:42 PM
t-bag, why do you look so familiar to me?!? Do I know you?

I'm watching spring break nightmares on THSI right now. Your pics fit right in! ;)

jampony
04-07-2007, 03:22 PM
t-bag... love those pix! Keep 'em coming. And you look great with hair... please don't ever shave it again! :scared:

Sorry about your burn. Has it gotten any better? I feel your pain; I've had burns like that before, but at least I'm able to tan afterwards! :tonguewag:

JulieM
04-07-2007, 03:42 PM
T-bag, glad you made it back safe and sound and wish you a pain free recovery. Your pictures are great.

t-bag
04-07-2007, 04:14 PM
t-bag... love those pix! Keep 'em coming. And you look great with hair... please don't ever shave it again! :scared:

Sorry about your burn. Has it gotten any better? I feel your pain; I've had burns like that before, but at least I'm able to tan afterwards! :tonguewag:

It's moved on to the peeling stage, and it's even worse than the burning. The itching has almost stopped, so that's good, but when I get out of bed in the morning, a flurry of what looks like snow follows me. I should take a picture of this bed. It's absolutely coated in skin flakes. It's horrible. Needless to say, the date (or was it not a date? I hate when it's not clear) I had last night was not a success. Once I get the picture of my chest from my sister, I'll put it on here. Those burns were about 10 times worse and I believe I have some permanent scarring on the top of my right... uh... tit. Sexy.

Quidam
04-07-2007, 04:38 PM
Q- LQ was in chat the other night. So I'm sure she'll post soon. :)

What did she do...find a hot LizardKing on vacation or something!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/holly46559/1-1.gif

TinkerbellAPixie
04-07-2007, 06:42 PM
The first is me and some dude who wanted me to buy stuff from his store. He did give me a free Tiki necklace, though.

Warning - beware of tiki necklaces. Sometimes they are cursed and you end up with tarantulas crawling on you while you sleep.

The second needs no explanation. What happens on the party boat stays on the party boat. But to clarify, it's not mine.

T-Bag, hon, why are you taking photos of men's packages?

As for your flaking - moisturize moisturize moisturize. You might want to slather yourself in lubriderm and put a t-shirt on before bed so it can soak into your skin. Put it on reallllllllllllly thick. And loofa in the shower.

Glad to have you back little buddy - we missed ya!

t-bag
04-08-2007, 12:55 AM
Warning - beware of tiki necklaces. Sometimes they are cursed and you end up with tarantulas crawling on you while you sleep.


Believe me, all I could think of while I wore that necklace was Greg Brady and his horrible wipe-out while he was surfing. I actually panicked when I realized I was wearing it on the plane, but when the first plane didn't crash, I wasn't sure if I should take it off for the second plane, just to be sure, or if I should leave it on, because maybe it was the only thing keeping the first plane safe. Little did that man know how much of a dilemma I would have about his little 20 cent necklace.

And I didn't take the picture of the package! That was one of the girls I was with. She somehow lost the picture of him standing with a red giant foam floaty thing between his legs, completely oblivious to what it looked like. Or the pictures of him relaxing with one leg up on the railing, his legs spread as wide as can be. Either he was really proud of his nasty body, or he's just totally clueless.

flipit
04-08-2007, 04:09 AM
http://forums.tvgasm.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=392&d=1175978235

adorable much? welcome home, tiger.

lennonwhore
04-08-2007, 05:35 AM
t-bag those pics are awesome! sorry about the sunburn, though.

zoobabe
04-08-2007, 05:39 AM
PS Zoobabe, I took the little rugrat to the Pittsburgh Zoo {and Aquarium - as someone reminded me every time I said zoo}

it's a great zoo lbs! my gramma used to live right down the street from there too!


welcome back bagster! Nice pics!:thumbup:

I have to go pick my sis up at the airport now, so I may be "missing" for a few days. Depends on how much we do, but it's still very cold here so we definitely won't be swimming.

RachWho?
04-08-2007, 07:23 AM
Nice Spring Break pics, T-bag. I love the ones of the kids in the sand, how adorable. And the package shot--not so adorable. I share your sun issues--I cannot tan to save my life. It's my Welsch heritage...all that coal mining, I guess.

lbs30
04-08-2007, 05:19 PM
it's a great zoo lbs! my gramma used to live right down the street from there too!

They've got 2 polar bears now. Awaiting the walrus and .....crap something else.

photochild
04-09-2007, 07:46 AM
I'm glad my Bagster is back. And I'm happy because the first thing he said to me was "Phopho!!!" And only the Bagster calls me Phopho.

Pegster
04-09-2007, 07:50 AM
t-bag, you do know that you need to re-apply sunscreen, right? You can't just put it on at the beginning of your trip!! I'm paler than pretty much anyone in existence, and I haven't had a burn like that in decades!!

Great pics, and welcome back!

minda07
04-09-2007, 11:39 AM
T-bag, your legs reminded me of what mine looked like two years ago and it brought back painful memories. I ended up with edema in my legs and now whenever I go out into the sun they swell, which sucks ass! My Irish, Welsh pale ass doesn't go out in the sun much!

t-bag
04-09-2007, 12:01 PM
Peg, I actually only applied it while I was still in O'Hare. You're telling me it didn't last for a week after that? Shit. No wonder! Next time, you have to come with me on my trip.

And Minda, that really sucks. Hopefully that doesn't happen to me, but if it does (which, knowing my sun experiences, it probably will), I'll be glad to join you in the shade at the TVgasm Cancun '08 beach party.

RachWho?
04-09-2007, 01:38 PM
T-bag, your legs reminded me of what mine looked like two years ago and it brought back painful memories. I ended up with edema in my legs and now whenever I go out into the sun they swell, which sucks ass! My Irish, Welsh pale ass doesn't go out in the sun much!

Minda, I am just Welsch...but given the similarities otherwise (pale ass, birthdates a day apart...), I am starting to wonder if we weren't twins separated at birth? My sister always told me gypsies left me at the doorstep. Perhaps Irish-Welsch gypsies?

minda07
04-09-2007, 05:07 PM
Minda, I am just Welsch...but given the similarities otherwise (pale ass, birthdates a day apart...), I am starting to wonder if we weren't twins separated at birth? My sister always told me gypsies left me at the doorstep. Perhaps Irish-Welsch gypsies?

My brothers always tell me I'm adopted and I did live near the amish and gypsies in PA - so we could be!:D

Pegster
04-09-2007, 05:43 PM
My brothers always tell me I'm adopted and I did live near the amish and gypsies in PA - so we could be!:D

Where Mind? Lancaster?

angiemarie
04-09-2007, 07:21 PM
:sad: I miss Samynoodle and her angry banana avatar.

chooch850
04-09-2007, 07:43 PM
Where's Giff?

flipit
04-09-2007, 07:47 PM
dunno i was just thinking the same thing. she left a comment on the top design recap that says "who were you again?"

mysterious.we miss your crazy ass, giff! come back!

giffordsaz
04-09-2007, 11:06 PM
wow, I am here.... just busy as a beaver (hehehehe)
Where to start........ do you really want to know.... I have had 5 of the busiest days .... since... Christmas??? I was just over whelmed and couldn't get to my addiction like I usually do......
I could shock you all with what I did in that time... but just know I am a really good person and was not in jail or anything.... and that is not to say you can't be in jail and be a good person (sorry T-bag)... I'm just saying I wasn't in jail!
And can I just state here I had one of the hardest school board meetings I have ever had, (yeah,, I am an elected official too) well one of the 3 worst meetings ever!... and I am just so glad to be here and let my mind go... I only wish a few more of you were West coast so we could be in chat right now!
I need to unwind and I actually think after I finish half this bottle of vodka I will be sleeping ALL day tomorrow... I sure am not answering the freakin' phone!
love you guys and i will pay you all more attention... xoxox
(Flipit-- I replied to your message.... thanks for checkin' up on me)

RachWho?
04-10-2007, 04:51 AM
Whew, Giff...glad to see you back. That post was a perfect example of the Giff we love. Sorry things have been crazy and difficult lately, but that's really no excuse for deserting your almost-obsession :D

TinkerbellAPixie
04-10-2007, 05:03 AM
:sad: I miss Samynoodle and her angry banana avatar.

I miss that banana too! I also miss...

Madame Pomfrey
ObstinantGirl
roob
Pattijo
ryan07
subgenre
jasminetheawesome
shoebaron
HardlyatWork
IJustWatch

:(

And it goes without saying I miss J-Unit and B-Side :crying:

Ms. Tumnus
04-10-2007, 06:53 AM
roob and HardlyatWork have been spotted at TOS.

TinkerbellAPixie
04-10-2007, 09:15 AM
Oh....

Ms. Tumnus
04-10-2007, 12:10 PM
Not often though.

chooch850
04-10-2007, 12:34 PM
Pattijo posted on 4/4 in Survivor. She was thrilled Rocky got the boot.

bevo
04-11-2007, 06:53 PM
I miss Loula - my little forums sister. :(

I miss Derder - but think she's gone forever

I miss deltoro

I miss bevo - and really hope she comes back strong when BB is on - she was my connection to what happened on the feeds.

I miss OD-TV and chick110

I can't even begin to describe how much I miss J-Unit and B-Side

Tink I will def. be watching the feeds again this year. Strangers! People we've never seen before! Should be good. And whatever happened to derder anyways? She was my feed watching buddy.

chooch850
04-11-2007, 07:09 PM
Oh bevo.... I'm a feed watcher too. I can't wait for new people, but I still have fond memories of watching Dr. Will.

TinkerbellAPixie
04-11-2007, 07:09 PM
Tink I will def. be watching the feeds again this year. Strangers! People we've never seen before! Should be good. And whatever happened to derder anyways? She was my feed watching buddy.

Aww yay BEVO! MY BB supplier/enabler/dealer/pusher. :)

Derder took a break and then came back in the midst of all the Tabloid Baby turmoil and I think it scared her off for good. :(

bevo
04-11-2007, 08:01 PM
Oh bevo.... I'm a feed watcher too. I can't wait for new people, but I still have fond memories of watching Dr. Will.

Mmmmm Dr. Will. The feeds were so boring once he left :(

Derder took a break and then came back in the midst of all the Tabloid Baby turmoil and I think it scared her off for good. :(

That's too bad. Derder if you are lurking, please come back and join the fun for BB8! You know you want to :p

roob
04-12-2007, 01:13 PM
I also miss...

roob

:(



roob and HardlyatWork have been spotted at TOS.

Not often though.

Sorry! It's nice to be missed. I've just kind of dialed it back on the commenting thing. Can't seem to find a comfort zone here or at TOS - and I'm certain it's me.

For the record:

Despise Schmyrna, Lisi and Sanjaya
Lust after Haley, Antonella
Want the BQs, Earl and Melinda to win
Loved the ********************* episode, esp. Kiele Sanchez
Quit watching Apprentice midway through (that's how bad it was)

Quidam
04-12-2007, 01:15 PM
For the record:

Despise Schmyrna, Lisi and Sanjaya
Lust after Haley, Antonella
Want the BQs, Earl and Melinda to win
Loved the ********************* episode, esp. Kiele Sanchez
Quit watching Apprentice midway through (that's how bad it was)

The Readers Digest version as only Roob can do! Welcome back. :w00t:

LonnaSaur
04-12-2007, 02:32 PM
For the record:

Despise Schmyrna, Lisi and Sanjaya
Lust after Haley, Antonella
Want the BQs, Earl and Melinda to win
Loved the ********************* episode, esp. Kiele Sanchez
Quit watching Apprentice midway through (that's how bad it was)

LOL! I understand everything you're referring to!

lbs30
04-12-2007, 05:47 PM
I miss that banana too! I also miss...

Madame Pomfrey
ObstinantGirl
roob
Pattijo
ryan07
subgenre
jasminetheawesome
shoebaron
HardlyatWork
IJustWatch

:(

And it goes without saying I miss J-Unit and B-Side :crying:

roob and HardlyatWork have been spotted at TOS.

Oh....

Hey Tink - Capt Hook has been Peter Panned!

B-Side actually posted on his thread on TOS. It's safe I promise! We need a Boy Scout Smiley here.

sg-dub
04-12-2007, 07:56 PM
Swung by tonight to see what's happening. I don't post or comment anymore here but I'm dumb and can't keep my mouth shut.

I had to speak up - Can the few who seem to still care please get over the falsely perceived "competition" between TVgasm.com and **************************? Two different sites, two different personalities, large crossover readership. Who cares?

Guess what? madeyoulaugh reads *** on occasion and - gasp! - linked it, mentioned EdHill, and gave it props a couple Lost recaps ago. I read TVgasm on occasion. Flipit posts there - hell, he posted on Umnata's American Idol recap on *** which is a show HE recaps for TVgasm before he recapped it! B-Side and J-Unit post comments there AND here. At least half of the "missing persons" list have come to enjoy (perhaps) the *** recaps. It's OK. They are ADULTS and can make such choices. Christ.

Spring is in the air, TVgasm is succeeding quite nicely despite the departure of some writers, *** is still finding its niche and we're all having fun and making a few people laugh along the way. The forums here are far, far more active and the volume of recaps here is far, far greater.

And we're all fine with that. One hopes that the forum communities can come to grips with that at some point as well and stop acting like you'll catch the plague if you venture in the dirty pirate hooker waters of ***.

Get over it. The founders, creators, writers, owners, and administrators of both sites have.

Thanks and peace.

photochild
04-12-2007, 08:01 PM
Swung by tonight to see what's happening. I don't post or comment anymore here but I'm dumb and can't keep my mouth shut.

I had to speak up - Can the few who seem to still care please get over the falsely perceived "competition" between TVgasm.com and **************************? Two different sites, two different personalities, large crossover readership. Who cares?

Guess what? madeyoulaugh reads *** on occasion and - gasp! - linked it, mentioned EdHill, and gave it props a couple Lost recaps ago. I read TVgasm on occasion. Flipit posts there - hell, he posted on Umnata's American Idol recap on *** which is a show HE recaps for TVgasm before he recapped it! B-Side and J-Unit post comments there AND here. At least half of the "missing persons" list have come to enjoy (perhaps) the *** recaps. It's OK. They are ADULTS and can make such choices. Christ.

Spring is in the air, TVgasm is succeeding quite nicely despite the departure of some writers, *** is still finding its niche and we're all having fun and making a few people laugh along the way. The forums here are far, far more active and the volume of recaps here is far, far greater.

And we're all fine with that. One hopes that the forum communities can come to grips with that at some point as well and stop acting like you'll catch the plague if you venture in the dirty pirate hooker waters of ***.

Get over it. The founders, creators, writers, owners, and administrators of both sites have.

Thanks and peace.

Who is this aimed at? Because I think most people who post here know about *** and I think most of us have decided, like adults, which sites we like to visit.

jampony
04-12-2007, 08:07 PM
Swung by tonight to see what's happening. I don't post or comment anymore here but I'm dumb and can't keep my mouth shut.

I had to speak up - Can the few who seem to still care please get over the falsely perceived "competition" between TVgasm.com and **************************? Two different sites, two different personalities, large crossover readership. Who cares?

Get over it. The founders, creators, writers, owners, and administrators of both sites have.

Sounds like you're the one having trouble getting over it since you keep bringing it up. Or are you just hoping to create more traffic for your site by causing drama over here?

sg-dub
04-12-2007, 08:10 PM
'Tis aimed at no one in particular. Just trying to get the point across that the perceived animosity b/w 2 different websites is just that - perceived. The torch, such as it is, is only carried on by less than 1% of the readerships in the forums and I'm trying to say enough is enough - which is exactly what I did at the other site 2 or 3 months ago.

Any prior slights on both sides were immature and ill-advised and many moons ago.

Maybe it's just me (it often is), but I get the feeling that some people actually think that there is some sort of competition or that readers must make a choice or something. And that's just weird.

sg-dub
04-12-2007, 08:14 PM
Pssst - jampony - read upthread. I haven't posted a thing here but others brought it up.

As for "increasing traffic" to a site that does not advertise, I can assure you that posting astericks in the TVgasm forums once a month isn't my best bet.

photochild
04-12-2007, 08:18 PM
That may just be you. And if it's less than 1% of the readership than it may not be worth mentioning. The only reason it's obvious here is because of the *** not showing up. And we as readers/posters have no control over that. Most of us have gotten past the whole drama from before. Most of us have obvious preferences as to which site we like better, but I don't know if I've ever seen a negative thing posted here about your site. I think the basic point is, most of us don't really care too much anymore, but you still post these rants every once in a while. It's confusing, especially after saying you aren't going to anymore and that you don't care.

jampony
04-12-2007, 08:33 PM
Pssst - jampony - read upthread. I haven't posted a thing here but others brought it up.
One person brought up some immature and ill-advised comments made at midseason and that post had nothing to do with this supposed competition you keep talking about. The only person I see at tvgasm talking about competition and choosing sides is you and it would be great if you could get over it.

chooch850
04-12-2007, 08:48 PM
This is sooooo fucking stupid. We have one or two people who float between sites and stir up trouble simply for their own entertainment and you sb-dub, of all people, fell for it. Color you foolish, just drop it, and move on. Nuff said.

jampony
04-12-2007, 08:51 PM
You're right, chooch. Color me foolish, too. Thanks for being the voice of reason tonight!

sg-dub
04-13-2007, 03:35 AM
chooch couldn't be more right: "This IS soooooo fucking stupid." As I began last night, "because I'm dumb" I came in and made a point that was lost - which had nothing in the world to do with "promoting" a website or "starting drama" or anything like that.

Take care.

Back to my hole.:scooter:

Ms. Tumnus
04-13-2007, 07:58 AM
Don't hate sg-dub because he's ornery. It's part of his charm. I've learned to love it.

jasminetheawesome
04-13-2007, 09:11 AM
I miss that banana too! I also miss...

Madame Pomfrey
ObstinantGirl
roob
Pattijo
ryan07
subgenre
jasminetheawesome
shoebaron
HardlyatWork
IJustWatch

:(

And it goes without saying I miss J-Unit and B-Side :crying:


Aw Tink, I miss you too. I hate to dump all my personal shit, but here goes...

I got a job at a new entertainment company and I promote this rap group thats "blowing up" in the south. I'm pretty sure I'm going to quit law school, and of course my parents are very unhappy. The whole thing is pretty depressing, but my new job is what I've always wanted to do. I'm 25 (as of 4/10) I can go back to law school in a couple of years if I want to. Needless to say, I'm super busy, and I don't have time for extra stuff.
The thing is, I want to be rich now, not four or five years from now. I miss my fellow gasmii and I promise to check in as much as possible. I still read my recaps and my DVR works overtime. So, until next time...

PS I still haven't gotten over J Unit. :(

RachWho?
04-13-2007, 09:21 AM
Wow, Jasmine, that's great news for you. If you are doing what makes you happy and you are good at it, your parents will eventually come to terms with it. And we will eventually come to terms with missing you :)

Do you want to say what group, or is that on the DL for now?

t-bag
04-13-2007, 09:27 AM
I'm so jealous of jasmine. I wish I had a good enough prospect so I could quit school. I mean, I've already been through 14 years. Enough is enough.

Also, happy late birthday. Now you can get rental cars, which is really all life is about.

Quidam
04-13-2007, 09:33 AM
Best wishes and best of luck Jasmine...you are an awesome personality and will be missed...until next time. :D

Ms. Tumnus
04-13-2007, 10:16 AM
Congrats on the new job Jasmine!

J-Unit is started his own site, so you can still get your fix. The link is in my sig line (I'm too lazy to go look for it now).

photochild
04-13-2007, 10:32 AM
Also, happy late birthday. Now you can get rental cars, which is really all life is about.

So true. I'm just counting down to turning 25 when my car insurance goes down. I have a great record (only one ticket and it was minimal in a total speed trap) and I still pay a crapload for insurance.

jasminetheawesome
04-13-2007, 12:19 PM
Thanks everybody! I was just telling my friend how I wish there was a way for me to check this board on my Moto Q. Then, I could keep in touch with you guys.

The group is called Lava House. I'm sure y'all haven't heard of them yet, but they have two big songs right now, 'Do the Ratchet' and 'Pass me Some Water'. I know, I know, compelling stuff, right. They make "Jig Music" which isn't main stream now, but Jigging or Jiggin' is huge in Louisiana.

I also promote for a rapper named Hurricane. He's about to change his name to Hurricane Chris. His song 'Hey Bay-Bay' is about to go national. All of my artists are signed to J-Records. Its really cool to see how this whole thing works behind the scenes. Launching rap careers is tough business.

Thanks for the tip Ms. Tumnus!

lennonwhore
04-13-2007, 03:07 PM
congrats on the awesome job, jasmine! i.m sure your parents will come around, especially once they see how happy you are.

ummm and guys, in Kentucky you can rent a car at 18

photochild
04-13-2007, 03:09 PM
congrats on the awesome job, jasmine! i.m sure your parents will come around, especially once they see how happy you are.

ummm and guys, in Kentucky you can rent a car at 18

I think it costs more though. VA you can rent at 21 but if you're under 24 or 25 there's an additional fee.

angiemarie
04-13-2007, 04:21 PM
Thanks everybody! I was just telling my friend how I wish there was a way for me to check this board on my Moto Q. Then, I could keep in touch with you guys.

The group is called Lava House. I'm sure y'all haven't heard of them yet, but they have two big songs right now, 'Do the Ratchet' and 'Pass me Some Water'. I know, I know, compelling stuff, right. They make "Jig Music" which isn't main stream now, but Jigging or Jiggin' is huge in Louisiana.

I also promote for a rapper named Hurricane. He's about to change his name to Hurricane Chris. His song 'Hey Bay-Bay' is about to go national. All of my artists are signed to J-Records. Its really cool to see how this whole thing works behind the scenes. Launching rap careers is tough business.

Thanks for the tip Ms. Tumnus!

You be careful around those rapper types. I've heard they like sex, booze, and drugs. :rolleyes2:

Congratulations on your new job, Jasmine!

lennonwhore
04-13-2007, 06:07 PM
I think it costs more though. VA you can rent at 21 but if you're under 24 or 25 there's an additional fee.

nope, we pay the same price as everyone else...i don.t know why, but that.s how it goes.

come to KY and rent a car everyone!

zoobabe
04-13-2007, 06:29 PM
good luck jasmine! I'm sure J-Unit isn't over you either.:D

dubby- I'm a floater and I still love you. :infatuated:

minda07
04-17-2007, 06:41 AM
Anyone seen or heard from Chris?????

photochild
04-17-2007, 06:43 AM
Anyone seen or heard from Chris?????

He was in TAR threads yesterday.

minda07
04-17-2007, 06:43 AM
Ok - I just noticed he has been posting - I am losing it!

chooch850
04-18-2007, 11:26 AM
Haven't heard from Tinkerbellapixie since Saturday. Did she go somewhere I didn't hear about?

minda07
04-18-2007, 12:10 PM
Isn't she in England visiting that fine man of hers?

chooch850
04-18-2007, 12:31 PM
That's what I was wondering.... she was trying to figure the date out with her boss and I never heard the final arrangements.....(like it's my business.... I've become waaayyyy too nosey.... those who don't have me on ignore, put me there)

ScotyUtah
04-18-2007, 12:57 PM
That's what I was wondering.... she was trying to figure the date out with her boss and I never heard the final arrangements.....(like it's my business.... I've become waaayyyy too nosey.... those who don't have me on ignore, put me there)

Quick!! Let's start a ton of threads about Zoobabe and Zoobabe's favorite stuff so she can catch up while Tink is gone.

photochild
04-18-2007, 04:00 PM
Tink is ok. Her home computer crashed and she's waiting for her new one to be delivered.

jampony
04-18-2007, 04:07 PM
She's got a laptop from work, but maybe she's feeling it's not very comfortable for lots of typing. I know I can't stand those keyboards and that crazy mouse thing drives me nuts!

chooch850
04-18-2007, 04:43 PM
Nice avatar Jampony..... I love my built-in touch-pad mouse.

Was in chat with Tonya last nite and he demonstrated his multiple ignore pm's on me and froze my pc.... had to reboot twice. No wonder you were annoyed.... I was.

'tonyagasm'
04-18-2007, 05:11 PM
I have Super powers!!!

Pekmboyd
04-18-2007, 05:21 PM
I have Super powers!!!

I thought we talked about this - use your powers for GOOD, not EVIL!

jampony
04-18-2007, 05:24 PM
Nice avatar Jampony..... I love my built-in touch-pad mouse.

Was in chat with Tonya last nite and he demonstrated his multiple ignore pm's on me and froze my pc.... had to reboot twice. No wonder you were annoyed.... I was.

I forgot about the touchpad thing; I was thinking of those weird, eraser-looking buttons in the middle of the keyboard that the rubber would fall off and all that was left was a sharp, metal pointy thing that would stick you in the finger and hurt worse than multiple papercuts right in your hooha.

Tonya's fun in chat sometimes but, yeah, that night was frustrating. He got an earful (well, it was just a PM) from me after that. I give you credit for going back in for more!

'tonyagasm'
04-18-2007, 05:40 PM
I didnt know it was freezing you guy'ses computers. I just thought you guys were getting pm's from me. It was fun though. Also what's my power is everyone's power in this case.
I was like why am I a dick for messaging you jampony, but now I know

Pekmboyd
04-18-2007, 06:07 PM
I forgot about the touchpad thing; I was thinking of those weird, eraser-looking buttons in the middle of the keyboard that the rubber would fall off and all that was left was a sharp, metal pointy thing that would stick you in the finger and hurt worse than multiple papercuts right in your hooha.



I hate both - I have an external USB mouse for my laptop.

flipit
04-19-2007, 03:25 AM
there are too many days between visits to the forums so i didn't read this whole thread, but apparently jamp and tonya's flirtation beats on. LOL. you two.

"I was thinking of those weird, eraser-looking buttons in the middle of the keyboard that the rubber would fall off and all that was left was a sharp, metal pointy thing that would stick you in the finger and hurt worse than multiple papercuts right in your hooha"

jampony, i love your ass. please never change. you f ing kill me.

giffordsaz
04-19-2007, 11:40 AM
I am really missing Tink..... it is just not the same...






I guess I am offended because her computer broke...
our computers are such pissy pets and wonk on us when we most count on them.....

This is a little picture of what it will be like when she goes over seas..... I think we need a contingency plan put in place right now so we can get current up dates on her ongoings in England.... such as.............
how is the dude?
how is the mother of the dude?
how did she kill the mother of the dude?
how are the pubs?
how is big ben?
how is the queen?

see there is so much we will need to know.... Tink when you get this you must start planning a way to keep us updated.

may1
04-19-2007, 01:34 PM
So many of you are changing your avatars:

Giff, I love it.
Jampony, love it - who is it?
Minda, that's so cool. who is it?

minda07
04-19-2007, 01:52 PM
That is Eddie Belfore the golie for the Florida Panthers ... its his mug shot after he was arrested for public intoxication. I love that he gets arrested for this every couple of years - I want to go out drinking with him one night. The last time he got arrested when he played for the Dallas Stars he offered the cop $100,000 then a million then 1 billion dollars not to arrest him, lol!

may1
04-19-2007, 01:59 PM
That is Eddie Belfore the golie for the Florida Panthers ... its his mug shot after he was arrested for public intoxication. I love that he gets arrested for this every couple of years - I want to go out drinking with him one night. The last time he got arrested when he played for the Dallas Stars he offered the cop $100,000 then a million then 1 billion dollars not to arrest him, lol!

Leave it to a hockey player!
Did he ever play for the Washington Capitols?

minda07
04-19-2007, 02:02 PM
Leave it to a hockey player!
Did he ever play for the Washington Capitols?

I don't think he did.

jampony
04-19-2007, 04:14 PM
"I was thinking of those weird, eraser-looking buttons in the middle of the keyboard that the rubber would fall off and all that was left was a sharp, metal pointy thing that would stick you in the finger and hurt worse than multiple papercuts right in your hooha"

jampony, i love your ass. please never change. you f ing kill me.
Ah... you are familiar with this particular genital pain, I see. We shall speak of it no more.

how is the dude?
how is the mother of the dude?
how did she kill the mother of the dude?
how are the pubs?
how is big ben?
how is the queen?
I saw "how are the pubes" and I thought that was a really personal question to be asking of our little tink! :D

So many of you are changing your avatars:

Giff, I love it.
Jampony, love it - who is it?
Minda, that's so cool. who is it?
It's Nathan Fillion (Firefly, Serenity, Drive) but you can't tell because our avatars are smaller than our sig lines now. Seriously, people! What gives?

PS: Giff, love your kokopelli! I wiki'ed it to make sure I was spelling it correctly. I love this paragraph: "Because of his influence over human sexuality, Kokopelli is often depicted with an inhumanly large phallus. Among the Ho-Chunk, this penis is detachable, and he sometimes leaves it in a river in order to have sex with girls who bathe there." What a lazy son of a bitch! He's off eating a sandwich and playing video games while getting his rocks off and the poor girls have to do all the work! I mean, it's not like a detached dick is gonna have any killer moves. I say throw Kokopelli's peepee back in the river and go buy some extra batteries. Same difference but less chance of contracting a ho-chunk std.

Whoa... :offtopic: Sorry!

giffordsaz
04-19-2007, 11:27 PM
PS: Giff, love your kokopelli! I wiki'ed it to make sure I was spelling it correctly. I love this paragraph: "Because of his influence over human sexuality, Kokopelli is often depicted with an inhumanly large phallus. Among the Ho-Chunk, this penis is detachable, and he sometimes leaves it in a river in order to have sex with girls who bathe there." What a lazy son of a bitch! He's off eating a sandwich and playing video games while getting his rocks off and the poor girls have to do all the work! I mean, it's not like a detached dick is gonna have any killer moves. I say throw Kokopelli's peepee back in the river and go buy some extra batteries. Same difference but less chance of contracting a ho-chunk std.

A reply to this post IS worthy of my 500 th post.... so here goes

OMG I didn't research that little koko freak that much!
I just know he plays a flute... as I do.... (and percussion---not drums--- in a band)....
I totally agree with you on the battery part..... crappy little detachable penii freakoid.
Really though wouldn't it be great to be able to detach body parts at will....

"good Lord I need some sleep, I am just going to detach my tits and when the baby wakes up dear can you feed her.... I'll just lay them over there on the heating pad."

"here honey, I have a headache but you can play with my Vajaja.... I'll just go to sleep over here on my side.""

:tonguewag: :blink: :infatuated2: :D

chooch850
04-19-2007, 11:33 PM
Congratulations on your 500 !!!!!!1 You soooo deserve to be OBSESSED......

flipit
04-20-2007, 12:53 AM
Giff that was a stunning and beautiful 500!!! WOOOHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

:lol:

jampony
04-20-2007, 03:36 AM
Excellent 500th post, giff! :thumbup:

Quidam
04-20-2007, 06:39 AM
How apropos Gif…you rock your obsession!

giffordsaz
04-20-2007, 09:56 AM
My Ramblings...................

Oh to be a literate like Schoonie.................
Or Controversial such as T-bag...................
Hilarious as Flipit........................
Caring as Tink....................
Or how about as entertaining as Chooch......................
And a Celebrity like PC...................
A Shining Star like JulieM...............
As determined to play NOT work as Scoty.................
And as single minded as Firecat......................
As loyal as Rach..................
And great to chat with as CFG................
Have a BFF just like Ellsbells !!!!!...........................
As delusional as Chris (sanjaya AND mirna!)..................
Or as perfect as Minda.................
As venerable as May...............
As obstinant as ObstinantGirl......................
And as good a drunk as Jinger...............
As double named as Keoni/J.D.H./Keoni/J.D.H./Keoni?.....
Have a cutie red head just like Jason R................
As cool as Jampony..............
Or worthy of my own thread as Ms. Tumnus...............
Oh man, as hot a mama as Clair....................
As missed as B-side and Jojo.................
Maybe as skinny as lbs30.....................................
How about as fancy as Quidam.................
And to the point as HB................
A duct tape man like MYL..................
Or a math geek like Pek.................
A rock star like Lizadqueen...................
Maybe as refreshing as Lonnasuar................
As mis-gender named as Samharrisforpres(HIO)...........
Or charming like Lennon..................
As determined to fight my addiction as PBD...........
And I surly want a cool job like Zoobe...................
Maybe to shoot venom like Angels..................
Or the braininess of Angie...................
As knowledgeable of my addiction as TVaholic.............
Or as freakin' health consceince as Simone................
Have the faith of AvaMarie...............
As accepting of all as Pegster....................
Or as current as Webby.................
Like ice skating as much as Tonyagasm.??............
And Sweet as Karo (syrup)...................
Have a freakin' scary avatar like Krizzatch..............
Maybe as Cheezy as Cheez-it....(yum)
An annoying nidge noy like Adrianna.....................
As pet loving as Pattijo...............
A Smoking hot drunk chick like Supermarketgirl.............
And as beautiful as Jasmine....................
And terrific as Tati..........

But as I can't be all of this to all of you....
and if l did it all what would you all do????
I will be happy, happy, and happy to ramble my way to 1000. xoxox

had to add a few.... love you all

Quidam
04-20-2007, 10:13 AM
They call her the rambler yeah the rambler
She rambles around around around...


You are uniquely the Gif...MUAH! :wub:

may1
04-20-2007, 11:40 AM
Giff, that was beautiful. You have a way with words and sentiments.:wub:

Jinger
04-20-2007, 06:56 PM
That was adorable Giff! Plus I made the list so of course I liked it all the more...otherwise, you know how I am, I would have been off in a corner pouting that no one likes me!! :lol:

Congrats!

J-Unit
04-25-2007, 05:57 PM
Aww, don't be sad. You know where to find me. B-side says hello, and we saw Kathy and Lauren Conrad a couple of weeks ago. I am trying to get him to write a guest post about it on my blog, so we'll see. As for me, I'll try and post in Veronica Mars and Heroes. Also, look for Katie on the Tyra Show next week (I think Monday).

TinkerbellAPixie
04-25-2007, 08:41 PM
YAY J-Unit's back! I have missed youuuuuuuuu like crazy. So nice to see that Diet Dr Pepper.

I'll keep an eye out for Katie.

:)

Krizzatch
04-26-2007, 01:53 PM
Wow, I didn't think anyone noticed me or my avatar. :crying:

I don't think mine's as scary as Tabby's freak ass clown baby. That was like some hellish nightmare for me to look at.

Now I'm so happy she's got the best one out there -- Edguardo's HILARIOUS tribal council boot: In Yo Face.

angiemarie
04-26-2007, 04:11 PM
Wow, I didn't think anyone noticed me or my avatar. :crying:




The girl in your avatar is kind of hard to miss, you could read by the brightness of her flourescent hair. :simplesmile:

zoobabe
04-26-2007, 04:16 PM
Aww, don't be sad. You know where to find me. B-side says hello, and we saw Kathy and Lauren Conrad a couple of weeks ago. I am trying to get him to write a guest post about it on my blog, so we'll see. As for me, I'll try and post in Veronica Mars and Heroes. Also, look for Katie on the Tyra Show next week (I think Monday).

tell Katie to be careful. Tyra likes to grab boobies.:tongue_smilie:

TinkerbellAPixie
05-06-2007, 09:52 AM
I miss Chee-Z-TV-Addict. I know she's traveling for business - but heck it's been a million years. Where did they have her go? China?

Also missing tati still :(

RachWho?
05-06-2007, 10:55 AM
I miss Chee-Z-TV-Addict. I know she's traveling for business - but heck it's been a million years. Where did they have her go? China?

Also missing tati still :(

I miss Cheez too, but if she did get sent to China for business, she is one lucky dairy product and I doubt she is missing us. :)

chooch850
05-11-2007, 08:19 AM
Where the hell is May1???

Ms. Tumnus
05-13-2007, 12:22 PM
And did we lose Quidam too? Why are people leaving?

chooch850
05-13-2007, 12:29 PM
Quidam left right after the controversy with T-Bag.

Ms. Tumnus
05-13-2007, 01:14 PM
Quidam left right after the controversy with T-Bag.

Ah...I thought that might be the case, but didn't see a grand exit or anything. Did she post a last goodbye at all?

chooch850
05-13-2007, 02:21 PM
no.....not a thing....just stopped posting.

jampony
05-13-2007, 02:23 PM
Quidam left right after the controversy with T-Bag.

Actually, she stuck around for a few days after all that. But she did stop posting here the same day she was made fun of on tos. Not trying to stir up trouble or anything, we're all adults and we're allowed to have our own thoughts and opinions. But, imho, I don't think it was the controversy with t-bag that drove her off.

Pegster
05-13-2007, 02:28 PM
Actually, she stuck around for a few days after all that. But she did stop posting here the same day some nasty things were said about her on tos. Not trying to stir up trouble or anything, we're all adults and we're allowed to have our own thoughts and opinions. But, imho, I don't think it was the controversy with t-bag that drove her off.

I think the term "nasty" is stretching it a bit. You're making it sound as though people were ripping her a new one up and down when basically t-bag was getting a little humorous revenge & a couple of people responded to him.

jampony
05-13-2007, 02:47 PM
I think the term "nasty" is stretching it a bit. You're making it sound as though people were ripping her a new one up and down when basically t-bag was getting a little humorous revenge & a couple of people responded to him.
Better?

RachWho?
05-14-2007, 05:00 AM
Ummm...where's Tink?

minda07
05-14-2007, 06:04 AM
I was thinking the same thing Rach!

angiemarie
05-14-2007, 08:06 AM
Where the hell is May1???

Have you checked TOS? I think she posts over there, too.

Ummm...where's Tink?

Did she go on vacation already? I was wondering where she is too.

chooch850
05-14-2007, 09:45 AM
Have you checked TOS? I think she posts over there, too.




Did she go on vacation already? I was wondering where she is too.

May hasn't posted at either site since 5/3....... and Tink was in chat last night.

here4beer
05-14-2007, 09:59 AM
What's TOS?

giffordsaz
05-14-2007, 10:13 AM
The other site
A branch from this tree... such as Flipit is a sort of bent branch... TOS is ************************** and has many of the posters from this site popping back and forth......TOS is a TB free zone... which after TB's remarks about Jordin is a big pull..... but the recaps even though are remarkable in writing and wit are long in coming ... but they are one page.. so no 9 pages of clicking to get through a Schoonie Survivor recap.... the writers were originally here before TB came and stank up the newsgasm area of this site.

*****************= mid season re placements . com

angiemarie
05-14-2007, 10:17 AM
What's TOS?

Short for The Other Site. I can't type the name of the site because it is usually censored, but I will try. Mid+++Season+++Replace++++ments.com. (Take out the +'s and you can see it)


Some people who used to recap here started their own site, and they have forum section also. Lots of people who post here also post there.

giffordsaz
05-16-2007, 03:41 PM
Where is Tink?????

Pegster
05-16-2007, 04:00 PM
Where is Tink?????

Seriously. This is getting worrisome. I'm going to go post a comment on her myspace page.

jampony
05-16-2007, 05:25 PM
Tink's been around... she's been doing some moderating, she just posted something today and she's been in chat. And she's got a great new avatar!

giffordsaz
05-16-2007, 05:29 PM
well, I know I haven't been totally available... but I have not noticed her mixing it up.... maybe she is mourning Q??????

jampony
05-16-2007, 05:47 PM
I miss Chee-Z-TV-Addict. Isn't she back from her business trip yet???

GypsyThorn
05-16-2007, 07:05 PM
Where's Tink been? besides on her dang myspace page

Pekmboyd
05-17-2007, 05:22 PM
Tink's off-site life has gotten busy lately - I'm sure she appreciates the concern, but she's alive and well.

LonnaSaur
05-18-2007, 09:06 AM
Whatever happened to HoneyBunny?

minda07
05-18-2007, 09:25 AM
Whatever happened to HoneyBunny?

She is over at TOS.

Ms. Tumnus
05-18-2007, 10:00 AM
Whatever happened to HoneyBunny?

Wow, I hadn't even noticed that she wasn't here anymore. She's as funny as ever over there. She also posts on J-Unit and Flipit's pages

chooch850
05-18-2007, 10:24 AM
I don't know what reaction I'll get posting this but I'm curious. Greybishop hasn't posted a HEROES recap or his LOST recap and he is ALWAYS very speedy putting them up???? Nada this week..... has he left the 'GASM ???? If so, who will be doing the finale recaps on both shows????

Maybe MYL or one of our fellow recappers can enlighten me.

ScotyUtah
05-18-2007, 11:33 AM
I miss the Bunny but I suppose I could post more at TOS. Ms. T is a complete juggernaut - posting masssively at both locations.

Ms. Tumnus
05-18-2007, 11:40 AM
I miss the Bunny but I suppose I could post more at TOS. Ms. T is a complete juggernaut - posting masssively at both locations.

Are you calling me fat? Or just a whore with no life?

(wipes chip crumbs off bosum and gut and cracks the curtains to get a glimpse of much-needed sunlight)

ScotyUtah
05-18-2007, 12:03 PM
Are you calling me fat? Or just a whore with no life?

(wipes chip crumbs off bosum and gut and cracks the curtains to get a glimpse of much-needed sunlight)

No, just saying your posting skillz are prodigious!!





vote for me

giffordsaz
05-18-2007, 02:08 PM
implosion happening..........?

Pegster
05-18-2007, 03:58 PM
Are you calling me fat? Or just a whore with no life?

(wipes chip crumbs off bosum and gut and cracks the curtains to get a glimpse of much-needed sunlight)

He didn't say it, so I guess I have to: You are a whore with no life (you ARE my doppleganger, after all)

Ms. Tumnus
05-18-2007, 05:20 PM
He didn't say it, so I guess I have to: You are a whore with no life (you ARE my doppleganger, after all)

damn straight.

drrrunks LOng weekend it CAnda it's OK

Pegster
05-19-2007, 06:54 AM
damn straight.

drrrunks LOng weekend it CAnda it's OK

That's right, chica. Drink more. Much, much more, my Canadian sister.

Ms. Tumnus
05-19-2007, 07:09 AM
That's right, chica. Drink more. Much, much more, my Canadian sister.

I complied with your request. urg. feel like shit today

minda07
05-20-2007, 12:02 AM
Is canadian booze as good as american booze or is it as funny as your money?

chooch850
05-23-2007, 11:47 AM
I find it soooo disheartening that Tink doesn't post anymore. I miss her.
It also hurts that Zoobabe is back from her trip and is posting about it and showing pictures on TOS. I luv her and her booboos.
And I found May, she's over there at TOS too.
Where did Cheezy go???

....I'm just feeling bad today. Luv you guys, but I miss those guys too.

photochild
05-23-2007, 11:51 AM
I find it soooo disheartening that Tink doesn't post anymore. I miss her.
It also hurts that Zoobabe is back from her trip and is posting about it and showing pictures on TOS. I luv her and her booboos.
And I found May, she's over there at TOS too.
Where did Cheezy go???

....I'm just feeling bad today. Luv you guys, but I miss those guys too.

Cheez has been travelling a lot for work. She'll be back.

Clair
05-23-2007, 12:03 PM
....I'm just feeling bad today. Luv you guys, but I miss those guys too.

I miss 'em too. :(

Pegster
05-23-2007, 12:42 PM
Tink will be back. Just give her some time. Life is happening and sometimes we all need to focus on other stuff for awhile, but I know she'll be around.

Ms. Tumnus
05-23-2007, 01:20 PM
Is canadian booze as good as american booze or is it as funny as your money?

I just saw this. Not only is it as good as, it's BETTER!!!! OK, it's probably the same, but our beer is stronger, apparently.

I find it soooo disheartening that Tink doesn't post anymore. I miss her.

And I found May, she's over there at TOS too.


May was on hiatus over there too. She just started posting again over the weekend.

I was thinking of Tink the other day and wondering how she was.

minda07
05-23-2007, 01:30 PM
I just saw this. Not only is it as good as, it's BETTER!!!! OK, it's probably the same, but our beer is stronger, apparently.

Hahaha - I know your beer is stronger - wow drunk at 3am makes me say some wonky things! lol

jampony
05-23-2007, 03:46 PM
I find it soooo disheartening that Tink doesn't post anymore. I miss her.
It also hurts that Zoobabe is back from her trip and is posting about it and showing pictures on TOS. I luv her and her booboos.
And I found May, she's over there at TOS too.
Where did Cheezy go???

....I'm just feeling bad today. Luv you guys, but I miss those guys too.

I miss 'em too. :(

Me, three. Well, most of them! :devil:

zoobabe
05-23-2007, 08:12 PM
chooch- I'm sorry if I've let you down in some way. I did not purposefully post ther and not here, but B-side and I were having a discussion about England and so I posted my pics there. I will here too if you want me to, but so many people go to both places I didn't think it was a big deal (or at least I figured I'd wait until Tink comes back so we could swap England stories together). If you saw them over there, I hope you enjoyed them. I DID have a wonderful time and have been trying to catch up on my sleep ever since! I luv you too!:flowers:

btw- did you mean my "booboos" or my bonobos?:tongue_smilie:

chooch850
05-23-2007, 10:49 PM
LOL...I did type booboos didn't I ....sorry, I knew what I meant. Thank you for returning my call. I did see your pics and thought your man was quite manly. They were beautiful. I'm just thankful and happy you returned safe and sound.

may1
05-24-2007, 10:54 AM
Hi guys, thanks for noticing I was absent. I've been feeling really down lately, and just didn't post. (I really didn't want to bring anyone else down with me.) I now realize that I pretty much need to connect with others, so here I am...connecting.
Hoping everyone is well, and feisty as ever. I know I have a lot of reading to catch up on, and can't wait to dig into that prom thread!!:thumbup:
And I missed all of you!!!!

JulieM
05-24-2007, 11:05 AM
Hi May...you have been missed. I hope things are looking up and you are back to posting fulltime!!

minda07
05-24-2007, 11:34 AM
Hi guys, thanks for noticing I was absent. I've been feeling really down lately, and just didn't post. (I really didn't want to bring anyone else down with me.) I now realize that I pretty much need to connect with others, so here I am...connecting.
Hoping everyone is well, and feisty as ever. I know I have a lot of reading to catch up on, and can't wait to dig into that prom thread!!:thumbup:
And I missed all of you!!!!

And we missed you too!!!!!!!!!!!:simplesmile:

chooch850
05-24-2007, 11:39 AM
Oh May.... I missed those ruby slippers!!!!!1

.....now ease into it, don't go post whoring right away....take your time.... and tell us a dirty story.

RachWho?
05-24-2007, 01:15 PM
May--your feisty attitude was much missed!

And if you're ever feeling down, feel free to come and bring us all down too :) We'll retaliate as soon as we have a chance, I promise ;)

giffordsaz
05-27-2007, 01:51 AM
may is here and now i know the land of oz is getting back in shape.. tink being gone is kinda hurtful too.. because she is even quiet when she is in chat... it is like we did something wrong but no one will tell us what we did so we can make it better...... and cheezwhiz... she cannot be so busy that we don't matter.... what are we dog meat?

Pegster
05-27-2007, 07:23 AM
As I said before, Tink has some life stuff going on and her sabbatical has nothing to do with anyone here. Leave her be & quit whining about it. She'll be back.

RachWho?
05-27-2007, 08:01 AM
As I said before, Tink has some life stuff going on and her sabbatical has nothing to do with anyone here. Leave her be & quit whining about it. She'll be back.

ditto (when you say it so well, Peg, there's no reason to try to improve or embellish).

I just want people to be happy and nice to Tink when she comes back because she will be back. There's no malice intended here.

photochild
05-27-2007, 09:27 AM
As I said before, Tink has some life stuff going on and her sabbatical has nothing to do with anyone here. Leave her be & quit whining about it. She'll be back.

Thank you for that. Tink is fine, but sometimes people have real life to deal with. It has nothing to do with anyone here, so move on and when she is back be welcoming.

giffordsaz
05-27-2007, 05:52 PM
I will... did I sound whining?... i really was going more for pouting....... sorry if i sounded harsh guys... didn't mean that....

RachWho?
06-01-2007, 02:22 PM
Ummm...did Tonyagasm leave us for good? Looks like he's closed up shop. Is there a reason I don't know about?

I miss the kid!

jampony
06-01-2007, 03:02 PM
Ummm...did Tonyagasm leave us for good? Looks like he's closed up shop. Is there a reason I don't know about?

I miss the kid!

Me, too! I just mentioned to chooch in chat yesterday that I had noticed his sig line was different. I really expected him to start posting again when the rr/rw challenge started. Hope he's okay!

Clair
06-01-2007, 03:39 PM
I noticed his sig line the other day too. :confused:

Come back Tonyagasm!!

Lub,
Timmy

Pegster
06-02-2007, 12:17 AM
Yeah, so I just saw his sig line and that totally freaked me out. I just hope he's ok.

may1
06-02-2007, 10:05 AM
Did Quidam leave while I was away? Does anyone know what happened? Just curious.

I miss Jinger!!!

giffordsaz
06-02-2007, 10:16 AM
I'm not sure she left while you were away.... she left during the whold T-bag controversy. While those who didn't like the rape joke and tried to talk to T about that and help him understand their personal point of view she went after Tbag as a person and his mother for the way she raised him... very sad because it is what ran T to TOS and I do believe she had more than a few private messages that might have not been so nice. She last posted in Arpil???

And i miss Jinger too.... we were in the middle of her falling for a younger man and her drunk posting was getting very interesting....

chooch850
06-02-2007, 01:50 PM
No Jinger makes me sad....... and where the hell is Lonna again. We need to know if her job interview turned out.

jampony
06-02-2007, 02:16 PM
Great new avatar and signature line, chooch! But do you know something about Hello Kitty that the rest of us don't??? :eek:

photochild
06-02-2007, 03:05 PM
Great new avatar and signature line, chooch! But do you know something about Hello Kitty that the rest of us don't??? :eek:

LOL, I thought the same thing, isn't she a girl?

lennonwhore
06-02-2007, 03:06 PM
LOL, I thought the same thing, isn't she a girl?

maybe hello kitty is bi??

chooch850
06-02-2007, 04:01 PM
Is this more like it????.........I sound like an old lesbo now!!!1

jampony
06-02-2007, 04:05 PM
:thumbup:

angiemarie
06-07-2007, 10:25 AM
I was reading the slutfest thread and Ms. T mentioned she would be removing T-Bag and adding Ryabusa to her sig. line. I glanced at her sig. line and saw that funny picture of sunburned Roob and realized I haven't seen him around in a while. Where has my favorite oeniophile gone?

And has anyone seen Double L lately? I miss his Zayra lovin' ass. Is he at TOS under a different name?

may1
06-07-2007, 12:12 PM
I was reading the slutfest thread and Ms. T mentioned she would be removing T-Bag and adding Ryabusa to her sig. line. I glanced at her sig. line and saw that funny picture of sunburned Roob and realized I haven't seen him around in a while. Where has my favorite oeniophile gone?

And has anyone seen Double L lately? I miss his Zayra lovin' ass. Is he at TOS under a different name?

I know what you mean about Roob.
LL is on TOS as DDD. (that sentence was wierd to type)

RachWho?
06-07-2007, 12:25 PM
I know what you mean about Roob.
LL is on TOS as DDD. (that sentence was wierd to type)

No shit...that is a hilariously weird sentence that I think most of us can understand.

Ms. Tumnus
06-07-2007, 01:01 PM
No shit...that is a hilariously weird sentence that I think most of us can understand.

I swear we're spawning our own little language.

Yeah, where IS Roob?

ScotyUtah
06-07-2007, 01:24 PM
I miss Roob too. I need some good wine recommendations for a party coming up. You still out there ROOOOOOB!?!?!

Oh yeah, get rid of T-Bag if he's too good for TVG.

RachWho?
06-07-2007, 01:50 PM
I miss Roob too. I need some good wine recommendations for a party coming up. You still out there ROOOOOOB!?!?!

Oh yeah, get rid of T-Bag if he's too good for TVG.

I'm no sommelier but I know some about wine, you can try me if you dare. And there's always Karo...she's a living, breathing glass of wine.

angiemarie
06-07-2007, 03:46 PM
I know what you mean about Roob.
LL is on TOS as DDD. (that sentence was wierd to type)

OMG, I thought DDD was whawha! :lol:

jampony
06-07-2007, 03:59 PM
Maybe whawha IS Double L! Just joking (didn't mean to insult double l)... wasn't whwha Retardo Montalban or something ridiculously childish like that?

But Double L WAS old man, right? And whawha was bk? Am I keeping up with all this?

giffordsaz
06-07-2007, 08:56 PM
and Double DD is cheewchew and Wha Wha is kfc

TheBossOfYou
06-08-2007, 02:20 AM
I miss Roob too. I need some good wine recommendations for a party coming up. You still out there ROOOOOOB!?!?!

Oh yeah, get rid of T-Bag if he's too good for TVG.

Wild Irish Rose? Nightrain? Are you looking for something more upscale like Bartles & James?

Karo
06-08-2007, 08:08 AM
I'm no sommelier but I know some about wine, you can try me if you dare. And there's always Karo...she's a living, breathing glass of wine.

But I never claimed to know anything about GOOD wine! I'm just your average wino. If it's red and dry I'll drink it!

ScotyUtah
06-08-2007, 09:03 AM
Wild Irish Rose? Nightrain? Are you looking for something more upscale like Bartles & James?

Mad Dog 20/20 for surly affairs, Boone's Farm for something a bit more upscale...

But I never claimed to know anything about GOOD wine! I'm just your average wino. If it's red and dry I'll drink it!

Red and dry - that's the ticket!

RachWho?
06-08-2007, 09:43 AM
Red and dry - that's the ticket!

Then might I suggest a nice Pegster or Ms. Tumnus, perhaps?

Ms. Tumnus
06-08-2007, 11:26 AM
Then might I suggest a nice Pegster or Ms. Tumnus, perhaps?

You're awesome. :thumbup:

zoobabe
06-09-2007, 07:10 PM
Then might I suggest a nice Pegster or Ms. Tumnus, perhaps?

You're awesome. :thumbup:

that is a great post Rach!

Scoty- why don't you just serve a variety of Yellowtail wines at your party? They're cheap (enough), taste good, and are used by many bars as their house wine.