Tvgasm Real World

[sugargirl]

Hi, I'm a long time reader of this website, but a first time poster and well here goes my first post.

Out of the people on Tvgasm forums what 7 strangers would be the most interesting to put together and see what would happen with them?
(I want to learn more about you guys.)

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Hi, I'm a long time reader of this website, but a first time poster and well here goes my first post.

Welcome to the wonderful world of posting Sugargirl - and nice first post.

I'll start:

1. Sugargirl - to find out more about those who lurk and what prompts them to come forward

2. Tabby - because where she goes controversy follows (in a good way)

3. Whawha - cuz everybody loves a sock monkey

4. zoobabe - judging by how much she posts (I know, I'm one to talk) with zoobabe around there wouldn't be many lulls, plus she likes her wine - and what's real world without a few drinkers?

5. simeone - because every real world needs that one really mean outcast

6. Double L - because we need more men and he's got a nice collarbone as evidenced by his rockstar photos

7. Honey Bunny - she's the wise one - who might possibly get it on with whawha in the confessional

[sugargirl]

Thank you Tinkerbell.
These people seem very interesting and I'd definetely watch them!
I don't know if I will ever get as many posts as you. jeez 1,172!!!

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Thank you Tinkerbell.
These people seem very interesting and I'd definetely watch them!

Actually you could probably take any random 7 people from TVGasm and get a veryyyy watchable cast. We've got quite the odd and interesting group.

[sugargirl]

Actually you could probably take any random 7 people from TVGasm and get a veryyyy watchable cast. We've got quite the odd and interesting group.

As Coral said from the RW/RR C freshmeat reunion show "set it up! set that #### up!"
I actually have had dreams about being on the real world, but I'm only 13 and am praying to god that when I'm 18 the show isn't cancelled and whatever chance I have of making the show helps and I make it. I wouldn't kill myself if I didn't make it though. :o

[tati]

Actually you could probably take any random 7 people from TVGasm and get a veryyyy watchable cast. We've got quite the odd and interesting group.

excellent casting job in your previous post, Tink!! you are so right about HoneyB, i could see something simmering b/w her & Whawha!! (in the confessional, no less!! :tongue_smilie: ) Well, she is a bunny, after all!

As Coral said from the RW/RR C freshmeat reunion show "set it up! set that #### up!"
I actually have had dreams about being on the real world, but I'm only 13 and am praying to god that when I'm 18 the show isn't cancelled and whatever chance I have of making the show helps and I make it. I wouldn't kill myself if I didn't make it though. :o

Hi sugar, welcome! Believe me, if RW has been on for what, has it been 15 seasons now, it'll be around for another 15! And if you are ever on the cast, you must share the real dirt when the show is over!

[sugargirl]

If I actually make it I will, but 5 years (well 4 and 2 months) is a long way away.
If I don't make it and it's still airing the next year I have untill I'm 24 and if that doesn't work out there's always Big Brother. ( ya I know what you're thinking ya right)

[whawha]

excellent casting job in your previous post, Tink!! you are so right about HoneyB, i could see something simmering b/w her & Whawha!! (in the confessional, no less!! :tongue_smilie: ) Well, she is a bunny, after all!


I am a one woman man...and that woman is MadeYouLaugh.

[HoneyBunny]

excellent casting job in your previous post, Tink!! you are so right about HoneyB, i could see something simmering b/w her & Whawha!! (in the confessional, no less!! :tongue_smilie: ) Well, she is a bunny, after all!


I am a one man woman.....and that man is Tabby Lavalamp.




hb

[Firecat]

Welcome to the wonderful world of posting Sugargirl - and nice first post.

I'll start:

1. Sugargirl - to find out more about those who lurk and what prompts them to come forward

2. Tabby - because where she goes controversy follows (in a good way)

3. Whawha - cuz everybody loves a sock monkey

4. zoobabe - judging by how much she posts (I know, I'm one to talk) with zoobabe around there wouldn't be many lulls, plus she likes her wine - and what's real world without a few drinkers?

5. simeone - because every real world needs that one really mean outcast

6. Double L - because we need more men and he's got a nice collarbone as evidenced by his rockstar photos

7. Honey Bunny - she's the wise one - who might possibly get it on with whawha in the confessional

I hate you.

[jenny10girl]

I hate you.

Yikes. Thems be fightin' words...

[whawha]

INT. REAL WORLD HOUSE - NIGHT

We see Zoobabe, whawha and Double L shooting pool. Sugargirl is staring at the floor-to-ceiling aquarium. HoneyBunny is on the phone. Firecat enters.

FIRECAT: Viva la revolucion, roomies!

His phone rings.

(cont'd) Whoops! Gotta take this.
(He whispers into the phone)

No...no. You should sell the stock. Yeah...short it. And then roll over profits into that oil company we talked about. Yeah. Drilling shmilling!

Jenny10girl walks in, drying her hair.

FIRECAT: Yeah, um...gotta go!


He sheepishly hangs up.
(to housemates)

FIRECAT: Viva la revolucion! Power to the people! Che! Che!

TABBY: Can I borrow your BMW?

FADE TO BLACK.

[Firecat]

You guys really shouldn't piss me off....

http://jimmyakin.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dean_kitten_1.jpg

[HoneyBunny]

You guys really shouldn't piss me off....

http://jimmyakin.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dean_kitten_1.jpg


Firecat - Let go of Tink's pussy right now!!



hb

[Firecat]

Maybe I replace it with a bunny wabbit?

[whawha]

Firecat - Let go of Tink's pussy right now!!



hb

Tiny. Furry. Pussy.

[HoneyBunny]

Maybe I replace it with a bunny wabbit?


:eek:




hb

[HoneyBunny]

(I want to learn more about you guys.)


How are we doing so far?




hb

[Firecat]

Tiny. Furry. Pussy.

Dirty. Smelly.

Hey, what more can you expect from the alleys?

[angiemarie]

Sugargirl said she is a 13 years old. Ix-nay on the ussy-pay talk, please.

[HoneyBunny]

Sugargirl said she is a 13 years old. Ix-nay on the ussy-pay talk, please.



Sorry angie, but I think the 'cat' is out of the bag already ~



hb

[whawha]

Well, at least the screenplay was PG!

[Firecat]

Don't look at me, any conversation with whawha deteriorates into R-rated material. It's his superpower

[whawha]

Don't look at me, any conversation with whawha deteriorates into R-rated material. It's his superpower

It is a gift...
















and a curse.

[zoobabe]

great thread sugagirl! You guys are effing hilarious! Tink- I would also put YOU in the house b/c you're so entertaining and we could pick up foreign men from the bars together for late night partying (you would have to be the DD as I DO like my wine):sneaky: My other 5 for the house would be:

roob- free wine, need i say more?

whawha- I like drinking with a sock money. keeps me on my toes and we can talk football.

FC- free tacos, and a big cock

jenny10girl- would do fashion shows as whatever reality star we want her to and be able to fit in the outfits!

hb- would keep us laughing and who doesn't love a cute bunny? :wub:

sorry to those I left out, but I'm selfish so it's all about ME!

[Firecat]

FC- free tacos, and a big cock


They probably won't let me bring it with :sneaky2:

[whawha]

They probably won't let me bring it with :sneaky2:

It has to get its own room. Or sleep on the back porch...

[zoobabe]

They probably won't let me bring it with :sneaky2:

If Paula could invite Keith you can surely bring your cock.:simplesmile:

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I go away for one day to a very boring conference and look what trouble ya'll get up to.

I hate you.

Luv ya babe!

Firecat - Let go of Tink's pussy right now!!
hb

:scared:

Dirty. Smelly.

HEY! :mad:

sorry to those I left out, but I'm selfish so it's all about ME!

I thought it was all about Tabby :huh:

[JulieM]

Awww y'all made me laugh and almost brought me out of my deep depression over the end of Big Brother...need more humor.

[zoobabe]

I go away for one day to a very boring conference and look what trouble ya'll get up to.



I thought it was all about Tabby :huh:


that's why I left Tabby out of MY house:sneaky2:

[jenny10girl]

...At least I made it into ZB and whawha's houses....:thumbup:

Tink's, on the other hand... :huh2:

[TinkerbellAPixie]

...At least I made it into ZB and whawha's houses....:thumbup:

Tink's, on the other hand... :huh2:

I was saving you for bigger things baby! I have you pegged for my own version of Rockstar.:cool:

[jenny10girl]

I was saving you for bigger things baby! I have you pegged for my own version of Rockstar.:cool:

Hmmm....too bad I can't sing...at all...

[HoneyBunny]

Hmmm....too bad I can't sing...at all...


Then you will probably win ~



hb

[roob]

roob- free wine, need i say more?


I feel so used. In a good way.:D

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Hmmm....too bad I can't sing...at all...

I was thinking more along the lines of having your replace Brooke Burke. Lord know's you've got the ... um....qualifications.

['tonyagasm']

With me as the producer my Tvgasm Real World season would be:
ScotyUtah:he's the guy who will take the place of paula and will have to say smd instead of kiss my ass
Angiemarie:she's the girl who's mature and says "no don't do it!" and then later gets picked on.
Firecat:he's the guy who will take Tyler's spot and will make fun of angiemarie and will later get kicked off the show.
Ness:He's the guy who takes Zach's spot and sits back doing nothing during all the arguments and gets blamed for not backing someone up then is the new target to make fun of.
Lizardqueen:she's the girl form of tyler and calls every body out on there mistakes and makes the hugest deal about it.
Tink:she's the girl who's real immature at the beginning then learns a lesson in her experience lol ;)
J-unit:just for the heck of it

And the Location will be:Rhode Island
The vacation will be to:Japan!!!

[Double L]

With me as the producer my Tvgasm Real World season would be:
ScotyUtah:he's the guy who will take the place of paula and will have to say smd instead of kiss my ass
Angiemarie:she's the girl who's mature and says "no don't do it!" and then later gets picked on.
Firecat:he's the guy who will take Tyler's spot and will make fun of angiemarie and will later get kicked off the show.
Ness:He's the guy who takes Zach's spot and sits back doing nothing during all the arguments and gets blamed for not backing someone up then is the new target to make fun of.
Lizardqueen:she's the girl form of tyler and calls every body out on there mistakes and makes the hugest deal about it.
Tink:she's the girl who's real immature at the beginning then learns a lesson in her experience lol ;)
J-unit:just for the heck of it

And the Location will be:Rhode Island
The vacation will be to:Japan!!!

I like your house and your reasons for picking eveyone. And Rhode Island is a really good pick. I've always wanted to go to Rhode Island. :cool:

[zoobabe]

I feel so used. In a good way.:D

I AM a horny drunk you know. Always a good thing on The Real World: TvGasm!

[Firecat]

Firecat:he's the guy who will take Tyler's spot.

You should have stayed out of this thread, you low-life bitch!

[Ness]

With me as the producer my Tvgasm Real World season would be:
ScotyUtah:he's the guy who will take the place of paula and will have to say smd instead of kiss my ass
Angiemarie:she's the girl who's mature and says "no don't do it!" and then later gets picked on.
Firecat:he's the guy who will take Tyler's spot and will make fun of angiemarie and will later get kicked off the show.
Ness:He's the guy who takes Zach's spot and sits back doing nothing during all the arguments and gets blamed for not backing someone up then is the new target to make fun of.
Lizardqueen:she's the girl form of tyler and calls every body out on there mistakes and makes the hugest deal about it.
Tink:she's the girl who's real immature at the beginning then learns a lesson in her experience lol ;)
J-unit:just for the heck of it

And the Location will be:Rhode Island
The vacation will be to:Japan!!!


Castmates: Great, I love all of them.
Location: I don't really care, i've never been to Rhode Island
Vacation: I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO JAPAN!
Now all you have to do is change that "he's" into a "she's", and the "guy" into "girl".:o

[Double L]

Castmates: Great, I love all of them.
Location: I don't really care, i've never been to Rhode Island
Vacation: I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO JAPAN!
Now all you have to do is change that "he's" into a "she's", and the "guy" into "girl".:o

Well, it wouldn't be a Real World without someone questioning their gender assignment...

[Ness]

Well, it wouldn't be a Real World without someone questioning their gender assignment...

If I were a guy, I would be picking fights with Firecat. There would be this whole
thing about my cock being bigger than his, and all that good stuff.

[angiemarie]

With me as the producer my Tvgasm Real World season would be:
[Angiemarie:she's the girl who's mature and says "no don't do it!" and then later gets picked on.

The vacation will be to:Japan!!!


Thanks for picking me to be on your real world cast, tonyagasm. I wouldn't mind being stuck in a house with these people for 6 months.

I'm actually flattered that you think everyone would pick on me. Usually people think I'm such a bitch. :gun_bandana:

[TinkerbellAPixie]

Tink:she's the girl who's real immature at the beginning then learns a lesson in her experience lol ;)
J-unit:just for the heck of it

Me, immature? I think I resemble that remark. But hey, thanks for adding J-Unit, I can learn from his "wisdom".

If I were a guy, I would be picking fights with Firecat. There would be this whole
thing about my cock being bigger than his, and all that good stuff.

Being the naive one - I would be trying to see this big "cock" you speak of.

[HoneyBunny]

Me - Because I rock
Firecat's cock and his owner
Sock Monkey and his alter ego
Double L and his MOLE collection
Scoty Utah and his Slash outfit
OD-TV and his sartorial grace



hb

[ScotyUtah]

With me as the producer my Tvgasm Real World season would be:
ScotyUtah:he's the guy who will take the place of paula and will have to say smd instead of kiss my ass
Angiemarie:she's the girl who's mature and says "no don't do it!" and then later gets picked on.
Firecat:he's the guy who will take Tyler's spot and will make fun of angiemarie and will later get kicked off the show.
Ness:He's the guy who takes Zach's spot and sits back doing nothing during all the arguments and gets blamed for not backing someone up then is the new target to make fun of.
Lizardqueen:she's the girl form of tyler and calls every body out on there mistakes and makes the hugest deal about it.
Tink:she's the girl who's real immature at the beginning then learns a lesson in her experience lol ;)
J-unit:just for the heck of it

And the Location will be:Rhode Island
The vacation will be to:Japan!!!

Nice! Still, it would be better if you were part of the cast so I could continual bust on you...
Why Rhode Island? If we went to Japan in the Winter I'd be especially happy. Nagano!!

[angiemarie]

Me - Because I rock
Firecat's cock and his owner
Sock Monkey and his alter ego
Double L and his MOLE collection
Scoty Utah and his Slash outfit
OD-TV and his sartorial grace



hb

All right, Janelle. God forbid you should have any other chicks in the house with you. :tonguewag:

[Ness]

Being the naive one - I would be trying to see this big "cock" you speak of.

Both of us would try to see Firecats "cock".

Me - Because I rock
Firecat's cock and his owner
Sock Monkey and his alter ego
Double L and his MOLE collection
Scoty Utah and his Slash outfit
OD-TV and his sartorial grace



hb
Why are you the only female in that house hb?

[roob]

I AM a horny drunk you know. Always a good thing on The Real World: TvGasm!

Amen to that. Nothing better than a horny drunk.

[OD-TV]

Me - Because I rock
Firecat's cock and his owner
Sock Monkey and his alter ego
Double L and his MOLE collection
Scoty Utah and his Slash outfit
OD-TV and his sartorial grace



hb

Thanks HB, you are too kind. That would be a fun house! You are the token girl and I'm the token gay! We would rule. p.s. I'm nothing like Tyler - we are thinking about pulling his gay card.

['tonyagasm']

Now all you have to do is change that "he's" into a "she's", and the "guy" into "girl".:o
I'm so sorry I forgot. :blush:
Nice! Still, it would be better if you were part of the cast so I could continual bust on you...
Why Rhode Island?
Well It wouldn't be 7 'strangers' then would it? Rhode Island because I couldn't think of anything else, but thought it would be interesting.

[Double L]

Rhode Island because I couldn't think of anything else, but thought it would be interesting.

Real World: Delaware?

['tonyagasm']

Real World: Delaware?
:) Maybe it should be called Real World: Southern California Wastelands.

[zoobabe]

I also noticed that HB is the only female bunny in her hutch. Interesting...:rockon:

[Double L]

:) Maybe it should be called Real World: Southern California Wastelands.

Why not? Unfortunately, they've done Real World: Los Angeles, Real World: San Diego, and there's always Laguna Beach. So they've hit every single county in Southern California... I mean, you could always do Real World: Inland Empire... ::shrug::

[Ness]

I'm so sorry I forgot. :blush:


Don't I feel special.:glare:

[jenny10girl]

Dammit I'm getting left out of a lot of houses... :blink:

[HoneyBunny]

Dammit I'm getting left out of a lot of houses... :blink:



You can come over and visit the boys and I anytime Jenny...
but call first!



hb

[ScotyUtah]

Why not? Unfortunately, they've done Real World: Los Angeles, Real World: San Diego, and there's always Laguna Beach. So they've hit every single county in Southern California... I mean, you could always do Real World: Inland Empire... ::shrug::

Real World: Death Valley. See what happens when seven strangers get together and die of heat exhaustion.

Real World: San Fernando. See what happens when seven porno strangers get together and don't stop getting together.

Real World: Compton. See what happens when seven strangers get together and try to survive daily drive-by's.