Random stuff part 1

[EdHill]

Here's the first in hopefully a number of posts about funny random stuff I find. If I can't figure out a way to put them on the main site I'll just put em here.

The first up is the commercial for Alan Cummings cologne named, naturally, Cumming: The Fragrance.

Check out the unbelievably gay commercial, where he rolls around naked in his sheets and then squats naked on a chair and checks his email.

http://www.cummingthefragrance.com/html/commercial.html

[gina64]

Oh my GOD.

[Firecat]

During the AI results show and AR finale last night, I was watching the Dateline NBC special "To Catch a Predator"....which was very funny.

Of course, the funniest (and most bizarre) clip was added to youtube. It involves a naked dude, a cat, and some cool whip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGXl1fgPAZs&search=dateline

It's some good/weird stuff
:cool:

[Ness]

Commercial: That was quite disturbing

Dateline: Oh My Lord

Those two clips have some of the funniest quotes.

[whawha]

G4TV does a great stop motion Star Trek thing...This clip mixes MTV Cribs and Star Trek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyZ6oo0ktJQ

[tati]

holy shit, he cannot be serious w/that shit!!! i luv how he proceeds to strip down to his bare essentials, then kisses his dog (b/c his dog makes him feel sexy?? WTF?) But i thnk it was essential to the ad that they feature him brushing his teeth in bed (b/c we all do that when trying 2 seduce!!) What adds to the weirdness of the ad is that they don't feature another human being in the apt---so he's just being sexy & naked by himself? in anticipation of self on self action?? alrighty-thn, good reason 2 smell good. :D

gotta see the other ads linked on here.

[tati]

OK, i watched the dateline thing & since it was on YouTube, i thot that it mite b somebody's idea of a spoof of Dateline-type shows---yea, not so much.

so now Cummings writhing around in bed w/ his makeup & his dog nearby don't seem so wacked out aftr all!

[jelliepair]

Thats it - I am getting fired right now for laughing then snorting then falling out of my chair!!! Is he KIDDING?


Here's the first in hopefully a number of posts about funny random stuff I find. If I can't figure out a way to put them on the main site I'll just put em here.

The first up is the commercial for Alan Cummings cologne named, naturally, Cumming: The Fragrance.

Check out the unbelievably gay commercial, where he rolls around naked in his sheets and then squats naked on a chair and checks his email.

http://www.cummingthefragrance.com/html/commercial.html

[msCCRN]

OK, that guy with the cool whip and the cat was frightening. Granted, the guy is an extreme perv, but did the police have to be so over zealous wrestling him to the ground? I mean he was stripped down naked 5 minutes before, they all saw he had nothing to hide.

Who the heck is this Cummings person, and why is he so in love with himself?

[EdHill]

So I guess we can't have crazytrini85 do recaps for Brat Camp 2 then?

[Lizardqueen]

What the fuck is the matter with people? I could watch all of 1 minute of that naked, cat fucking, kiddie diddler. The worst part is there are thousands more like that. Where were these people 50 years ago? Were there this many? Were they more repressed with less access to kids? I'm gonna go throw up now. In my mouth, the toilet, the lawn, until I can purge this bit of abomination from my mind.

[Lizardqueen]

I'm sorry. Did I ruin this with my anti child molestation rant? I guess the girl was supposed to be 14 and all. Please proceed. I was at a group this morning where the women were talking about how this has become Dateline's new bread and butter. Kinda how Maury Povich turned into a DNA Who's Yer Daddy festival. My girlfriend told me about one where the guy showed up WITH his 5 year old child. Nice.

[msCCRN]

I'm sorry. Did I ruin this with my anti child molestation rant?

LQ: I don't think there was anything to "ruin." I agree, Dateline is running this subject into the ground. The first couple of times is was really shocking. Now, it's a once a week staple.They run the risk of desensitizing everyone to these lowlife, disgusting excuses for human beings and their antics. Where's the Dateline follow-up where they show these guys getting the shit beat outta them (and worse) when they go to prison?

[whawha]

LQ: I don't think there was anything to "ruin." I agree, Dateline is running this subject into the ground. The first couple of times is was really shocking. Now, it's a once a week staple.They run the risk of desensitizing everyone to these lowlife, disgusting excuses for human beings and their antics. Where's the Dateline follow-up where they show these guys getting the shit beat outta them (and worse) when they go to prison?


There was a New York Times article about this the other day...Dateline is making it a regular feature because it spikes the ratings. As for the whole "prison follow-up," an official mentioned that the cases would most likely be thrown out of court as entrapment.

[OD-TV]

I would like to see the Alan Cummings commercial done with somebody like George Wendt or John Goodman. That would be good times.

[Firecat]

This commercial for a new type of kids water gun was poked fun at on friday's "best week ever"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wetrH_lzym4

[deltoro]

This commercial for a new type of kids water gun was poked fun at on friday's "best week ever"

I would seriously consider going back to work, if I could use an Oozinator and go postal on the Idiots in Charge.

[samynoodle]

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/05/051606.html

And Earth Sandwhich could solve a lot of things...well maybe

[Firecat]

Anybody watch "So you think you can dance?" last night?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKSDQsGljz0

at the end of the clip (during the interview after his performance) they show the replay like 5 times in a row (from different angles).

[AvaMarie]

God, that looked painful. I'm suprised he didn't knock his teeth out!

[TinkerbellAPixie]

at the end of the clip (during the interview after his performance) they show the replay like 5 times in a row (from different angles).

Talk about adding insult to injury. Yikes!

[Firecat]

What Kate (from LOST) is really running from...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8dye1Z4lRs

[subgenre]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPtB4MrJILs&eurl=

This girl has a deadly fear of pickles and our man Maury is just the man to make her face her fears! You gotta relish this one. (Get it? Relish?!?! *crickets*)

[msCCRN]

^ OMG, I wanted to laugh but the girl was SO distressed about the pickles. I can't imagine what she thinks they will do to her. She said the shape bothers her? I wonder how she feel about sausage or other similarly shaped objects ;)

[chick110]

I am so glad that I am home by myself at the moment because I am hysterically laughing and crying and snorting. My kids would probably think there is something seriously wrong with me. Well, there might be... But when she started talking about how when someone orders pickles in her restaurant, she just says, "That's too bad, we're out of pickles." For some reason, this just put me over the edge and I couldn't stop laughing.

[OD-TV]

Are you kidding me with the pickle thing?! That was hilarious!

[OD-TV]

I'm like that about fat free mayonaise. IT'S NOT REAL MAYONAISE!

[OD-TV]

I would pay big buck to dress up like a giant pickle and chase her around the city.

[jenny10girl]

I hate mustard but I just don't put it on my sandwiches. Simple solution.:)

[jampony]

Did anyone see Criss Angel do a magic trick for a chimp recently? I saw it last weekend but I can't find a clip of it anywhere. Criss made a quarter disappear in front of the chimp, and the poor little guy was so confused; he couldn't figure out what happenend. He had to check Criss' other hand to see if the quarter was there. It was cute.

[chooch850]

I hope everyone takes the time to watch this video.... It's an eye opener.

http://www.storyofstuff.com/

[Cherie]

Great now I gotta throw away all my "stuff" and never buy "stuff" again. Because when I buy "stuff" I'm murdering third world children.
Thanks chooch got anymore sunshiny stories to share with the class?
I'll be out back building my pine straw house. But I'll only use the pine straw that falls on the ground. Wait bugs use that as shelter! Crap what the hell am I gonna do now?
I don't care I tell ya! I want STUFF! And I shall have my STUFF!:eek:

[giffordsaz]

I watched the stick figure shoveling shit in a hole for 20 minutes before i realized I, yes me, had to do something to make the show start........ could they have told me that fact before I chewed up 20 minutes of electricity???