CSI: All incarnations

[Pig Pimping]

I am completely shocked that there is nary a CSI thread to be found!

This is the remedy, peeps!

Who's your favorite medical examiner? Which CSI Tech makes you feel all dirty and naughty? Who's delivery reminds you of El Shatner? Who still makes you yell "Lieutenant Dan! You got legs!" every time you see him?

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[campfiregirl]

Who's your favorite medical examiner? Which CSI Tech makes you feel all dirty and naughty? Who's deliv reminds you of El Shatner? Who still makes you yell "Lieutenant Dan! You got legs!" every time you see him?

:cool:

I love George Eads(?)character, he's my type o man, but then warrick has gorgeous eyes. I hate Horatio(even my hubby who doesn't watch tv hates him).
Loved your Lt. Dan quote:)

[Pig Pimping]

I love George Eads(?)character, he's my type o man, but then warrick has gorgeous eyes. I hate Horatio(even my hubby who doesn't watch tv hates him).
Loved your Lt. Dan quote:)

Yes, George fills me with carnal lust (except when he has the mustache) - my sister is a teacher here in Waco and had one of his nephews in class last year. Although I tried mightily to initiate a hook up, she refused to go along. Apparently she doesn't comprehend my need to have his love children. Evs.

Warrick does have smokin' eyes, yes yes yes.

Vegas will always have my heart, but do I like to watch Miami, mostly to study an artist honing his craft - the Caruso at work is a thing to behold (possibly with a barf bag). You know, I was saying something in the 'Introduce Yourself" thread about how when he says "Marisol" he suddenly adopts a latin accent, and how that throws me - then I see James Woods do the same thing on the last Shark episode. Porque? Porque, Jesu?

[AngelVenom]

I heard Forrest saying it too. I couldn't remember where I knew him from, but that's it.

Stokes it definately the guy. I find most of the women on the show leave a little to be desired. The morgue chick is a little too manly for my liking. Kalee is pretty cute though. The cheezy one liners are one of my favorite things though. I am horribly cheezy and I laugh at anything like that.

[Pig Pimping]

I heard Forrest saying it too. I couldn't remember where I knew him from, but that's it.

Stokes it definately the guy. I find most of the women on the show leave a little to be desired. The morgue chick is a little too manly for my liking. Kalee is pretty cute though. The cheezy one liners are one of my favorite things though. I am horribly cheezy and I laugh at anything like that.

Yes, the one liners are definitely the best - and Caruso multiplies the cheese by ten million because he delivers them like he's trying for a prime-time emmy.

[Last Year's Last Year]

Yes, the one liners are definitely the best - and Caruso multiplies the cheese by ten million because he delivers them like he's trying for a prime-time emmy.

We used to have a great "drive home" talk radio guy who took calls every Monday from people setting up a fictional CSI Miami epi, bringing it to the Caruso one-liner and then blasting the opening theme music. Good times :p

Oh, and my vote (carried over from the other thread) is still for Warrick (but I'd do Grissom in a heartbeat). :drool:

[Pig Pimping]

We used to have a great "drive home" talk radio guy who took calls every Monday from people setting up a fictional CSI Miami epi, bringing it to the Caruso one-liner and then blasting the opening theme music. Good times :p

Oh, and my vote (carried over from the other thread) is still for Warrick (but I'd do Grissom in a heartbeat). :drool:

Think about how much money CBS owes The Who by now. Geez.

Everyone who watched Vegas last Thursday - did it seem a little lackluster to you? (Now this could actually be from the previous Thursday, my days tend to run together near the end of the semester) - the one I am talking about was the recent ep with the missing child. I like my CSI to be CSI, not Without A Trace (but I love my LaPaglia in that, don't get me wrong).

I know Vegas has been on for awhile now, and for the most part I think it's stayed on tracked (slight derail for the Stokes-stache), but hopefully that was just a blip on the radar....

[AngelVenom]

So I'll share a little anecdote with everyone. When I first started watching CSI:Las Vegas I was a little confused about something so I asked my music trivia bf a question.

" If the show is called Las Vegas, why does the theme song say Haawwaaiii?". He laughed his head off and said "whooo are you".

[shoebaron]

hmm, I catch CSI on occasion, but I loooove Law and Order: SVU, sometimes its a little much though

[TinkerbellAPixie]

I find most of the women on the show leave a little to be desired. The morgue chick is a little too manly for my liking.

I think Catherine is stunning and had always wanted Grissom to hook up with her. I was disappointed when he went with the much less attractive Sarah. Does anyone here find her at all pretty?

I like my CSI to be CSI, not Without A Trace


CSI can't always be about murder. I have a friend who is a CSI in the Chicago burbs and he said the shows bug him because all they cover is murder and they cover all kinds of crimes. Robberies, kidnappings, etc.

" If the show is called Las Vegas, why does the theme song say Haawwaaiii?". He laughed his head off and said "whooo are you".

That is adorable! Funny how one can mishear lyrics. For the longest time I thought the Go-Go's were singing "I love Cecile" who knew their lips were sealed?

[AngelVenom]

I don't find Sarah attractive at all!! The bad posture kills me. If your tall, be proud and stand up straight. Catherine is smokin . . . for a blonde. No Offense to blondes!!

[IVofRealityTV]

I don't find Sarah attractive at all!! The bad posture kills me. If your tall, be proud and stand up straight. Catherine is smokin . . . for a blonde. No Offense to blondes!!

For the past 3 seasons I've been thinking to myself "Ooh,the actress who plays Sarah looks pregnant!" Either she's had the longest gestatiion of any human on the planet, or her posture is out of control!

[Pattijoretired]

For the past 3 seasons I've been thinking to myself "Ooh,the actress who plays Sarah looks pregnant!" Either she's had the longest gestatiion of any human on the planet, or her posture is out of control!

That is so funny I started to think that two years ago. I told my Hubby I wonder what they will do when she has the baby. Will she stay on the show, will it be Grissom's. Then she never got bigger and then the next season happend and she still looked preggers.

I don't think Sarah is pretty either. I also think Susann wanted him. I always thought they would end up a couple, then her and Grissom seamed like they didn't like each other for a while. Now they seem like friends. I also thought Susann was a little Jealous when the black guy (I can't ever remeber his name) got married so I thin she wants all those guys on the show.

[ScotyUtah]

Marge Helgenberger = Total MILF. That is all.

[Pekmboyd]

That is adorable! Funny how one can mishear lyrics. For the longest time I thought the Go-Go's were singing "I love Cecile" who knew their lips were sealed?

I thought it was "how does it feel" :)

[Pig Pimping]

I thought it was "how does it feel" :)

I remember that in one of those humor books they come out with about misheard lyrics, the best one was the mis-hear on the Bananarama Song "Venus"

Original Lyric: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
Mishear: I'm your penis, I'm on fire

Did anyone catch Miami last night? Le Caruso was in FULL FORCE with the one liners - totally doing his thing. And Tink was completely accurate - the man makes NO EYE CONTACT...that is, until it's time for the Shatner line. Then the eyes do the slow crawl/half mast for gems like "It will be Frank. (dramatic pause) It *will* be!"

Is it just me or is Emily Proctor's character sort of a Marg Helgenberger downgrade? ::shrugs::

[Last Year's Last Year]

Did anyone catch Miami last night? Le Caruso was in FULL FORCE with the one liners - totally doing his thing. And Tink was completely accurate - the man makes NO EYE CONTACT...that is, until it's time for the Shatner line. Then the eyes do the slow crawl/half mast for gems like "It will be Frank. (dramatic pause) It *will* be!"

Is it just me or is Emily Proctor's character sort of a Marg Helgenberger downgrade? ::shrugs::

The creepy eye movement of Horatio reminds me of the T.V. show "V". I always wait for him to rip his skin off and reveal the green lizard-like creature that is the TRUE Caruso. :alien:

I CANNOT STAND Emily Proctor. If they don't provide her with cue cards, it will totally shock me. Her delivery is HORRIBLE.

[Pig Pimping]

The creepy eye movement of Horatio reminds me of the T.V. show "V". I always wait for him to rip his skin off and reveal the green lizard-like creature that is the TRUE Caruso. :alien:

I CANNOT STAND Emily Proctor. If they don't provide her with cue cards, it will totally shock me. Her delivery is HORRIBLE.

And then he eats everyone's brains and possibly mates with the females.

Except Emily Proctor - I agree, her delivery reminds me of Vicky from 'Small Wonder'!

[IVofRealityTV]

Except Emily Proctor - I agree, her delivery reminds me of Vicky from 'Small Wonder'!

Nice! I LOVED that show

[Pig Pimping]

Nice! I LOVED that show

Me too - my sis and I watched it religiously, even though the brother (wasn't his name Jamie?) was a total tool and the neighbor girl (the red-head with pigtails) was pretty much the spawn of Satan.

I think we really just wanted a robot to clean the house for us, but whatevah. Proctor's mechanical delivery could rival Vicky's any day. ALTHOUGH, did you see last night, when she was trying to get ten kinds of crunk with the girl who remote activated the hydrolics with her phone? It's a shame that EmilyRage! sounds a lot like what I would imagine EmilyAtTheDriveThru! sounds like.

[chick110]

I guess no one shares my love for Greg Sanders... My dh thinks Sara has a hot body, and I always tell him, well, you've got to look at her if you're banging her. He always replies, doggy style... Warrick has dreamy eyes and Nick is hot. Grissom is just oh, so wonderful--me likey some Grissom. Now, those other shows, me not likey. Can't stand The.Caruso (dramatic pause). And it comes on too late anyway. The worst thing is that I've missed all of this season's shows thanks to ABC moving Grey's Anatomy. Hoping to catch reruns during rerun season.

[Pig Pimping]

I guess no one shares my love for Greg Sanders... My dh thinks Sara has a hot body, and I always tell him, well, you've got to look at her if you're banging her. He always replies, doggy style... Warrick has dreamy eyes and Nick is hot. Grissom is just oh, so wonderful--me likey some Grissom. Now, those other shows, me not likey. Can't stand The.Caruso (dramatic pause). And it comes on too late anyway. The worst thing is that I've missed all of this season's shows thanks to ABC moving Grey's Anatomy. Hoping to catch reruns during rerun season.

I HEART Greg and his loud-music playing self - I don't get the whole Grissom/Sarah thing - as others have stated, Catherine is WAY hotter (and also, with that stripper past, I am sure she could give Grissom a lap dance or two to cheer him up). Sara just seems like someone who, if on a date, would sit there in silence watching you chew and totally creeping you out.

[minda07]

I HEART Greg and his loud-music playing self Sara just seems like someone who, if on a date, would sit there in silence watching you chew and totally creeping you out.

I heart Greg too! I also get the creepy Sara thing. She just seems like she is going to slit her wrists at any time. When the kicked her off two seasons ago for being a no show, they should have let it be.

[Pig Pimping]

I heart Greg too! I also get the creepy Sara thing. She just seems like she is going to slit her wrists at any time. When the kicked her off two seasons ago for being a no show, they should have let it be.

LOL Sara might need some counseling, maybe.....

So what did you guys think of last night's episode of Vegas? I was totally psyched to see the miniatures showing up again - loved the weird factor of that on the Bonaduce episode, and it's interesting how now these two murders have some sort of connection.

Poor Sanders...I did love Greg's total shutdown of the "Maybe he was drunk" theory during his inquest. If it were me, of course, I would have added a "BITCHES!" on the end of my explanation of alcohol burnoff rate, but that is probably why I am not, in fact, a CSI employee. That and the whole blood thing. I am not at all thrilled about Greg getting sued for wrongful death, but we'll see how that turns out. I just want to hug him and make little science babies with him.

LOVED the DJ Qualls appearance as Henry.

Didn't see a whole lot of Marg this episode, or my boys Stokes and Warrick - hopefully this will be remedied next week.

Any theories on who the miniature maker might be? Especially now that they caught the delivery of the last one on tape?

[Pig Pimping]

I just had to comment on this - has anyone else been getting the little ad across the top for CSI Miami? All the questions are about Horatio! Why must he taunt me with his seal eyes, just when I think I am safe???!?!

[shoebaron]

So what did you guys think of last night's episode of Vegas? I was totally psyched to see the miniatures showing up again - loved the weird factor of that on the Bonaduce episode, and it's interesting how now these two murders have some sort of connection.



Damn! missed last night's episode :mad: , but saw the Bonaduce one. They didn't find the killer did they? Were the slutty nanny, the son or the ex-wife on last night's episode?

[Pig Pimping]

Damn! missed last night's episode :mad: , but saw the Bonaduce one. They didn't find the killer did they? Were the slutty nanny, the son or the ex-wife on last night's episode?

They didn't find the killer yet - on Thursday's ep, the vic was an older, alcoholic lady who died from a liquid nicotine OD in her spiked cherry liquor. For awhile they thought it was the drug dealing neighbor or the vic's nephew (the irrepressible Mr. Qualls), but then the nephew shows up with, surprise surprise, a model of the murder that showed up on his front porch.

Grissom checks out the model and finds that the killer moved the doll representing the old woman from the chair (where she was meant to die while drinking her Marlboro reds in a bottle) to the window, where she fell through face first - he also figures that this is why the model wasn't left at the crime scene when they found the woman like in the Bonaduce ep - the killer had to move the doll to make the model match the crime scene.

This time, however, a neighbor had a security camera up and Griss & Crew (Not to be confused with 2 Live Crew, but that would be a good nickname) get footage of someone dropping the box off, so maybe that can actually start figuring out who did it.

I'm thinking model train enthusiast, but you never know......

[minda07]

The miture maker story line is why I love the original CSI. I have to admit, I don't care about Miami (even though I am from S.Fl) or the New York one. I was so saddend by this whole thing with Greg. He is such a great guy, I hate that he is so sad. :(

[Pig Pimping]

The miture maker story line is why I love the original CSI. I have to admit, I don't care about Miami (even though I am from S.Fl) or the New York one. I was so saddend by this whole thing with Greg. He is such a great guy, I hate that he is so sad. :(

I expected that guy's brother to either run Greg over, OR be all "You got SERVED!" and start break-dancing...or popping and locking. That would have been awesome. In fact, a CSI episode in which everyone both pops AND locks would be so awe-inspiring it might burn out the retinas.

[Pig Pimping]

Now, I don't NORMALLY make it a habit to catch CSI New York. While I like Gary Sinise, it just doesn't hook me like Vegas...

That said - last night's ep (at least to me) was freakin' awesome! Ahhh the twist where the woman actually ended up killing her own daughter? Sah-weet. That sounds bad if you haven't seen the ep...

What did you guys think?

[AngelVenom]

Is it just me? I have horrible hearing, so I turn up the volume when watching t.v. But the volume levels with CSI (miami is the worst!) are all over. The music is always sooo loud!!So I turn down the volume, the music ends and everybody talks soo freakin quiet!! Drives me crazy.

[Pig Pimping]

Is it just me? I have horrible hearing, so I turn up the volume when watching t.v. But the volume levels with CSI (miami is the worst!) are all over. The music is always sooo loud!!So I turn down the volume, the music ends and everybody talks soo freakin quiet!! Drives me crazy.

Not just you at all - Miami is the worst about it because they will have some loud-ass music come in right after you've turned the volume all the way up to catch Caruso's faux phone-sex whispered lines.

[pearlblackdragon]

csi r fun