The Hills Season 3

[HereKittyKitty]

I think I laughed the hardest when Heidi walked in and Spencer had all that horrible graffiti shit on the wall. HI-laroius!

When he proposed to her and she was saying how perfect they were for each other, and how loyal he was I was just left wondering... has that little girl WATCHED the show? Did she have it muted during the homeboy phone comment?! Delusional!

I love LC's mom. I wish she would just own up that she probably read's TVgasm all the time and that's where she read the sex tape comment. Did we ever figure out if it was really her in our comments section?

The only thing faker than Spencer are Heidi's new jugs.

[RachWho?]

It really is Kathy Conrad in the comments section.

[remford]

The impending Justin-Bobby disaster should be great fun to watch. Props to Audrina who can't be bothered with advice, warning signs, or red flags... she just has to crash the plane into the mountain herself.

Is Whitney anything more than an airheaded parrot? I swear, every conversation with her sounds like the following:

Whitney: Wow. It's raining outside.

Anyone Else: No, Whitney. It's 95 degrees and we're in the middle of a 2 month drought.

Whitney: Yeah. That's what I was saying...

"Vapid" doesn't even begin to describe her. Harmless, but vapid.

As for the Kunt from Crusted Butt, it was nice to see that shooting started before the skin on her nose had a chance to heal. The fun bags may be a nice change, and I'm sure her new blower is within structural tolerances, but the damn thing just doesn't fit her face. She was prettier before it, and now she just looks like a future divorced trophy wife with a nose job.

Finally a big shout out to Spencer for getting in touch with his inner Queer Eye. His beautiful "Hollywood $$$" mural looks like he invited Trading Spaces over to shoot their "Tagger" episode.

How sad is it that the best thing anyone can hope for from Season 3 is hoping the so-called LC Sex Tape happens to surface? With any luck, that little MILF-ette, Kathy Conrad, will make a guest appearance. She's a boner-fide honey.

[Paigey]

...but I would not give him the satisfaction.

I love that Kathy Conrad seems so down to earth -- however, her comment about the world being different outside of LA really applies to outside of all of California. Don't take this personally Cali girls, as there are many great girls here, but I've never met so many shallow mindless twits before moving here.

Audrina always has this "duh" look on her face -- I don't believe anything is going on inside that head of hers. There's something about her face that irritates me -- is she cross-eyed?

I love Whitney. She's precious.

I'm excited for the Brody/Spencer split up.

What date did they start filming this season?

[Paigey]

Originally Posted by remford

Finally a big shout out to Spencer for getting in touch with his inner Queer Eye. His beautiful "Hollywood $$$" mural looks like he invited Trading Spaces over to shoot their "Tagger" episode.

Someone isn't getting his security deposit back.

What the HELL was he thinking?

[Jashba]

Originally Posted by Paigey

What the HELL was he thinking?

The key word is thinking - he's actually not capable.

[JulieM]

I've thought on this awhile and just see that "art" as a way of Spencer getting her tighter into his grips. It's as if he dared her to say she didn't love it and she looked like she wouldn't dare say that she didn't like it. I don't think I'm that different from most people and trust me if I came home and saw that caca on my wall, I'd say "what the f*ck is that and when are you painting over it." But Heidi is so desperate she looked actually frightened to say anything as if she did, he'd dump her...and he knows it.

[TheHCStud]

I thought the season kicked off well. I even wrote my own recap. =)

[susanarosa]

Spencer is the only person who makes it possible to be on "Team J-Whal."

I agree with the earlier poster who wants Jason to clock Spencer. Unfortunately, we know he doesn't because that would have been another one of his arrests.

Bummer.

[thatswhack]

Urg! Where are the recaps?!

Quick hello to KConrad...if you're out there reading this [actually, I was wondering if you found out about LC's "sex tap" from TVgasm since LC said you read it from the internet].

I LOOOOVE LO! I'm so thrilled she's back. Their conversation about Justin Bobby was so hilarious, props to Lauren and Lo for the funny.

Lauren: His name is Justin, but he wants to be called Bobby.
Lo: Why is that?
Lauren: Because then he'll be Justin Bobby.

ROTFL.

I agree with everyone in this thread, WTF Spencer. He didn't even say," Will you marry me." My guess is that if Heidi goes....we're engaged! He could always go...I never asked you to marry me!

Funny, Brody said something really smart to the Douche, and I agreed with him. Seriously, just because you had one good year with Heidi....doesn't mean marriage. But then again, it's staged...so it doesn't matter.

Oh, and back to Lo-Lauren. I liked their talk about having to change a man....oh these two....funny and wise.

To think, the preview didn't even showcase all of the season because they're still shooting it. This season is going to kick ass!